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(The Sun)   The pub locater. Dick Tracy style watch tells you route to nearest pub.   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2002-03-08 08:24:56 AM  
nice sign me up
 
2002-03-08 08:30:33 AM  
Progressmade--now if they could only pick me up and drive me from bar/pub to the next one and back home, that would be dandy
 
2002-03-08 08:33:12 AM  
If you never leave the pub you won't have to find your way back. How are you going to be drunk all day if you don't start now?
 
2002-03-08 08:33:40 AM  
THIS IS A GIFT HANDED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS
 
2002-03-08 08:40:22 AM  
Anyone with any stamina knows that the pub is always down the road on the left. If they're any further they're clearly not drinking quickly enough.
 
2002-03-08 08:40:39 AM  
that's keen...

[image from trussel.com too old to be available]
 
2002-03-08 08:41:23 AM  
I predict there will be LOTS of updates today, so they get maximum hits from the pop-ups......
 
2002-03-08 08:45:15 AM  
What I really need is a pub to tell me where my watch is.
 
2002-03-08 08:45:27 AM  
Those Brits are kings of innovation.

Not!
 
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2002-03-08 08:48:46 AM  
This is a repeat from months ago, and in the same paper no less !!!
 
2002-03-08 08:49:25 AM  
Is it 4:20 yet...
 
2002-03-08 08:53:41 AM  
getting to the pub is easy.. they should have a home locator..

also another good idea, the unattached woman locator..
 
2002-03-08 08:54:59 AM  

[image from thesun.co.uk too old to be available]



What is Lord Watson doing in the U.K.?!?!

:)
 
2002-03-08 08:58:46 AM  
wow, now harmonia and goatman can find each other more easily.
 
2002-03-08 08:58:53 AM  
How about a dental floss and toothbrush locator.
 
tex
2002-03-08 09:06:42 AM  
if a buy that i cant afford the beer!
 
2002-03-08 09:13:53 AM  
Tex
Simple, just follow someone who's already bought one, wait 'til he's passed out and NICK IT!!!
 
2002-03-08 09:14:10 AM  
*gets out his visa card*
 
2002-03-08 09:23:04 AM  
How much is that Tommy Chong model in the window??
 
2002-03-08 09:33:12 AM  
Ironbar: "How about a dental floss and toothbrush locator."

HAHAHAHA! As in, like, that the Brits have REALLY BAD TEETH! Hahahahaha! That's really, really funny. Bill Hicks clearly has a sucessor!

Gosh i'm so excited are you doing a tour i really want to come can i mummy can i.
 
2002-03-08 09:54:26 AM  
Who's Bill Hicks?
 
2002-03-08 09:57:46 AM  
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like this prick isnt gonna get rolled as soon as he staggers out of the pub?
 
2002-03-08 10:04:48 AM  
Ironbar not very innovative eh? well i heard that the inventors of this device actually added a patented "Septic Sensor" that pinpoints rich american tourists...very useful should you find yourself out of beer money.

apparently they decided to leave this off because it is far to easy to spot the bloated buffoons.
 
2002-03-08 10:06:25 AM  
saw it two months ago...
 
2002-03-08 10:09:04 AM  
Ironbar not very innovative eh? well i heard that the inventors of this device actually added a patented "Septic Sensor" that pinpoints rich american tourists...very useful should you find yourself out of beer money.


Aha, I counter the evil plot, I'm not rich, and I cut out my beer drinking since herbal THC is much better, overall.
 
2002-03-08 10:14:43 AM  
Ironbar you crafty bugger!

wouldn't it be nice to have one of these devices to find your nearest THC resource? s'ppose the cops would have a field day though.
 
2002-03-08 10:20:52 AM  
Jeepers, if I had a locator for good quality ganja, life would be so much easier.

Then all I would need is a locator for disease-free attractive women with questionable morals and a generous sexual nature.
 
2002-03-08 10:41:26 AM  
Wooo! The Irish finally invented something. Now if they could make a watch that told me how ugly a girl was so I can avoid potential beer goggling.
 
2002-03-08 10:42:56 AM  
How about combine the two delicious items in question.
[image from paranoia.lycaeum.org too old to be available]
 
2002-03-08 10:53:58 AM  
I just need a locator of someone who will write my damned philosophy paper, while I fark around on the web for hours...
 
2002-03-08 10:58:38 AM  
Should be [image from ratjam.com too old to be available].
 
2002-03-08 11:01:06 AM  
...a moose once bit my sister...
 
2002-03-08 11:18:27 AM  
Iollow: Wooo! The Irish finally invented something.

Io110w you idiot- perhaps if you read the article you might realise that Ireland or Irish people are mentioned nowhere in that article, in fact you would have read 'Inventors Cliff Randell and Henk Muller, of Bristol University' but given the magnitude of the stupidity of your statement I doubt you know where Bristol is.
 
2002-03-08 12:11:14 PM  
But, has he ever done the Bristol Stomp?
 
2002-03-08 12:50:35 PM  
If you need this device, you also need a device that will
tell you how to get to the nearest AA meeting! (I say, tongue-in-cheekly...)
 
2002-03-08 01:52:14 PM  
Iollow: Wooo! The Irish finally invented something.

The Irish would never need something like this to find the nearest pub, we have a natural homing device when it comes to finding beer!!!
 
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