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(Yahoo)   Hollywood has run out of ideas: Benecio del Toro to star in remake of "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia."   ( divider line
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2002-03-08 08:23:02 AM  
Farkers have run out of ideas. See post before this one.
2002-03-08 08:26:57 AM  
ASCII has also run out of ideas. See carriage return before
this one.
2002-03-08 08:40:08 AM  
It'll probably be an improvement...the original wasn't exactly a good movie.
2002-03-08 08:49:21 AM  
This is an outrage! The original was one of Peckinpah's finest works. Can't they just release the original on DVD and leave it at that? The ghost of Peckinpah will never rest.
2002-03-08 09:03:25 AM  
Bring Me The Head Of Benecio del Toro"
2002-03-08 09:03:40 AM  
Any relation to Rich Garcia?
2002-03-08 09:13:42 AM  
This isn't as bad as the "Keanu as Billy Jack" news
reported over at AICN.
2002-03-08 09:18:04 AM  
No cup of hot fat?
2002-03-08 09:21:58 AM  
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty was remade already:

According to the video sleeve, Gary Coleman is "an itty bitty Walter Mitty"
2002-03-08 09:28:30 AM  
Paging Dr. Rosenpenis.
2002-03-08 09:29:06 AM  
2002-03-08 09:29:44 AM  
Dr. Rosen Rosen. It's Dr. Rosenpenis. Damn, where are those files!??
2002-03-08 09:30:25 AM  
Thanks Freddie. Nice Oldsmobuick.
2002-03-08 09:32:29 AM  
Hey, this was over at today, (which means its probably craaaaaaaap) but I just thought it was funny and could go here ;)
John Holmes Biopic: Empire Magazine Australia talked with actor Christopher Walken who indicated he's been keen on doing a biopic of legendary porn star John Holmes for a while now: "I've done a number of scripts. It's sort of my hobby. When Im not working I sit around and write these things. I spent a couple of years trying to get the John Holmes script made. Let's face it though, getting a movie made is a miracle, I don't know how people do it. I had a lot of lunches and a lot of people saying they were enthusiastic but nothing ever happened".
Of course, there has already been a John Holmes biopic.... kinda...
2002-03-08 09:58:03 AM  
Hey! I work at MGM and I resent the insinuation that we are running out of ideas.
Hey! I work at MGM and I resent the insinuation that we are running out of ideas.
2002-03-08 10:14:01 AM  
Hey Hanky, thanks for "Rollerball" and "Hart's War."
2002-03-08 11:20:36 AM  
Benecio del Toro farking ownz
2002-03-08 05:00:56 PM  
There always running out of ideas. They should hire me instead of those bastards.
2002-03-10 12:25:09 AM  
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