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2002-03-08 12:38:44 AM
*pulls out the beer*
 
2002-03-08 12:41:09 AM
I be damned. It's also mine.
 
2002-03-08 12:42:51 AM
Big ups Jeff. Thanks for all the work 'round here.

Happy Birthday.
 
2002-03-08 12:43:03 AM
well- happy b-day to you!!!!
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2002-03-08 12:43:15 AM
Any Jeff in particular? Or all Jeff's that happen to have birthdays today. Doesn't really matter I guess, just another reason for beer.
 
2002-03-08 12:43:42 AM
Happy B-day, Jeff!
Hugs & kisses!

Call me.
 
2002-03-08 12:43:55 AM
Oh THAT Jeff. Happy b-day Jeff.
 
2002-03-08 12:44:55 AM
Jeff- Happy birthday. You have the great honor of sharing your birthday to a girl I drunkenly made out with one night and now she won't leave me alone.
 
BX
2002-03-08 12:45:39 AM
Farkers have clicked on the above link 39 times
And its only been up 4 minutes
 
2002-03-08 12:45:47 AM
03-08-02 12:41:09 AM Merltech
I be damned. It's also mine

I CONDEMN THEE TO HELL!!!
 
2002-03-08 12:45:59 AM
Trav - Are you sure that wasn't Jeff?
 
2002-03-08 12:46:19 AM
and it just links to fark.com... YOU LLAMAS DONT CLICK THE LINK!


sigh :P~
 
2002-03-08 12:46:44 AM
HipAppy BiddlyearthDay !
sing as a Dirge 'chaLL :

Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far

May the candles on your cake
burn like cities in your wake

Burn the Castle and storm the keep
Kill the Women but SAVE THE SHEEP!

May your deeds with sheep and yaks
equal those with sword and axe

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you

They stole your gold, your sword, your house
They stole your sheep, but not your spouse

so you're 29 again
don't tell lies to your good friend

So another year has passed
don't look now they're gaining fast!

Black Death has just struck your town
you yourself feel quite run-down

We brought linen, white as cloud
Now we'll sit and sew your shroud!

So far death you have bypassed
Don't look back it's gaining fast

I'm a leper, can't you see
Have a birthday kiss from me

Burn, then rape by firelight
Add -romance- to life tonight!

Birthdays come but once a year,
Marking time as Death draws near

Now you've lived another year,
And your death is drawing near.

Raise your cup of bitter cheer,
Make the barman eat his ear

Fear and gloom and darkness but
no one found out YOU KNOW WHAT


Now your jail-bait days are done
let's go out and have some fun!
 
2002-03-08 12:46:46 AM
happy bday!

so how old are ya?
 
2002-03-08 12:48:22 AM

happy birthday
 
2002-03-08 12:49:18 AM
Congratulations, Jeff, on having been born, and not dying yet.
 
2002-03-08 12:53:17 AM
LavaheadI'm married, is that close enough?
 
2002-03-08 12:54:13 AM
Happy Birthday, y'all.
 
2002-03-08 12:54:35 AM
WOW a birthday... cool cuz mine was yesterday the 7th!!
 
2002-03-08 12:54:51 AM
Oh man, oh man, oh man!
Jeff how long has it been since we have known eachother?
5, 10, 2 years?
Boy the years sure move fast
It just seems like yesterday it was that camping trip we took, or the month we spent at the beach, working at jobs with eachother
Or how about that time i boned your....errr....
Wait who are you?
Well anyways, happy birthday!
 
2002-03-08 12:56:33 AM
115 times....


Hapy Birthday!
 
2002-03-08 01:00:30 AM
Jeff, in his spare time, has been running a lucrative gumball machine racket. He hopes someday to break into the exciting world of midget wrestling by amputating his own legs as the knees.


Happy birthday Jeff, the least known of the admins. IMHO.
 
2002-03-08 01:01:39 AM
Yeah what everyone else said!!





CC
 
2002-03-08 01:01:51 AM





Happy Birthday you crotchety old Farker!!
 
2002-03-08 01:04:59 AM
Happy birthday to you
you live in a zoo
you smell like a monkey
and you look like one too

aw, happy birthday dude.
 
2002-03-08 01:07:05 AM
it's the 8th all ready!

holy schmoly, my mastercard bill is due, thanks for the reminder...
 
2002-03-08 01:07:15 AM
Check your licence: usually they expire on your birthday.

 
2002-03-08 01:08:12 AM
Jeff...you should celebrate...beer and donuts...but not HoneyDip donuts. Heck...go for the bottle of Maker's Mark (shameless plug)
 
2002-03-08 01:08:52 AM
I meant "license".
 
2002-03-08 01:08:53 AM
Would you say we have a plethora of pinatas?
 
2002-03-08 01:12:13 AM
My Jeff's birthday is October 6. :)

Happy birthday dude!
 
2002-03-08 01:12:28 AM
Fark is kinda sad....it links to itself!
 
2002-03-08 01:12:35 AM
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2002-03-08 01:14:26 AM
*gasp*
Damn, it's the 8th already!

Happy birthday Jeff!!!!!!!
Please have a great day:)
 
2002-03-08 01:16:04 AM
I was born on October 6th, as well, Alexandra.

My name's not Jeff, hehe. ;-)
 
2002-03-08 01:16:14 AM
Farkers have clicked on the above link 217 times
 
2002-03-08 01:20:06 AM
Happy Birthday.... and many mooooooorrrrrre
 
2002-03-08 01:20:11 AM
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2002-03-08 01:22:04 AM
happy bday. drink. do drugs. have sex. you know.
 
2002-03-08 01:24:25 AM
Happy Birthday, from one Jeff to another.

~Hatter
 
2002-03-08 01:25:04 AM
Happy...
BIRTHDAY.
Jeff.
 
2002-03-08 01:25:38 AM
Happy Birthday, Mr. Jeff...-erson.
 
2002-03-08 01:26:34 AM
I was going to post a comment, but I've forgotten whose birthday it is.

It's...
 
2002-03-08 01:26:59 AM
either there are 259 people out there as drunk as me that clicked on the link, or there are 259 stupid people, and 1 drunk me
 
2002-03-08 01:28:41 AM
Best. Birthday. Ever.

Sorry, someone had to do it.
 
2002-03-08 01:47:47 AM
Happy birthday to you as well Merltech

However, I'm a bigger fan of 'birthweekends' than I am of birthdays.

You both better have fun today!
 
2002-03-08 01:48:06 AM
have some on me.
 
2002-03-08 01:54:04 AM
Happy Birthday to You :O)
 
2002-03-08 02:11:17 AM
Happy birthday =)
 
2002-03-08 02:44:01 AM
Heh.

My birthday was the 6th. Thought I submitted it, but too late, evidently.

Had a massive headache that day, too, and thoroughly fscked up at work. And beer? On a Wednesday when I have to work the next day and try not to make an ass of myself in front of the boss two days in a row? I don't think so.

Bugger.
 
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