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(THE NeTw0rK)   Quiz: are these statements from Scientology or the Weekly World News?   ( divider line
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7702 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Mar 2002 at 9:05 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-08 09:07:47 AM  
El link se farko
2002-03-08 09:08:03 AM  
Y el posto primero
2002-03-08 09:08:08 AM  
I don't want the world's smallest camera.

2002-03-08 09:10:06 AM  
hmm... This should taste like chicken in no time...
2002-03-08 09:10:18 AM  
I would say that the answer is clearly "Yes".
2002-03-08 09:12:06 AM  
Nor do I wish to know that I have won $5000 just by clicking here.

I live in England, and your stinking dollars are no use to me.
2002-03-08 09:14:53 AM  
link already farked??
2002-03-08 09:15:27 AM  
What use have I for a Great New Cellphone that won't work in the UK?

2002-03-08 09:16:00 AM  
Shesa no working for me!
Quickest failure ever.
2002-03-08 09:16:09 AM  
Hey! I got the popup!!! Now if the rest of the site would show up... *drumming fingers on desk*
2002-03-08 09:18:17 AM  
Naw, popup came from fark. Popup came from fark? Thank god for popup killers.
2002-03-08 09:21:13 AM  
2002-03-08 09:23:02 AM  
Do you think we can inject the word Fark into popular culture. I think we should make it our mission.
2002-03-08 09:26:08 AM  
I personally like Dionetics Jr. myself. Much easier to digest. Next thing you know Star Trek will become a religion...sheesh.
2002-03-08 09:27:45 AM  
Bah, everyone knows that they're the same organization!
2002-03-08 09:27:56 AM  
26% YES!
2002-03-08 09:30:53 AM  
Which group of whackos said this? The crazy movie stars or the lunatic trailer parks rednecks?!. BTW, 73% right
2002-03-08 09:31:46 AM  
noooooooooo...has fark succumbed to the evil that is the POP-UP? Arrrgh.....
2002-03-08 09:33:27 AM  
14 out of 15 -- 93% !!!

Oh well, that's what I get for living in Clearwater.
2002-03-08 09:35:14 AM  
Yes, popup killers are great; I use AnalogX's POW! popup killer.
2002-03-08 09:35:58 AM  
Xenu will get you all, heathens and infidels!
2002-03-08 09:36:00 AM  
My favorite Scientology link. I can never get it posted so here it is again:

Stupidity of Scientology exposed by its own web pages

Truth is always stranger than fiction.
2002-03-08 09:47:06 AM  
Hey mine finally loaded and now I'm having to wait for the results page to load.
2002-03-08 09:47:38 AM  
All the ones I missed were actual Scientology statements that I mistakenly thought were WWN headlines. Read into that what you will.
2002-03-08 09:47:51 AM  
13 of 15 - 86%

Whoo Hoo!
2002-03-08 09:47:58 AM  
53% Im on my way to being a full fledged scientologist. Beam me up Hoipolloi.
2002-03-08 09:48:44 AM  
I use AdSubtract to kill banner ads and pop-ups! It works great!
2002-03-08 09:49:40 AM  
Oh well, that's what I get for living in Clearwater.

Diude, and you've escaped assimilation?

Scientology is about as evil as that windshield chick.
2002-03-08 09:51:51 AM is a good site for proving the stupidity of Scientology.
2002-03-08 09:52:26 AM  
2002-03-08 09:53:11 AM  

That is the site.
2002-03-08 09:59:57 AM  
Scientology is for assheads who like to pay through the nose to be told lies.

Tom Cruise is a cheesedick, Travolta too.

Kirstie Alley sucks as well.
2002-03-08 10:00:24 AM  
How can I accurately gauge how farked-up Scientologists are when the quiz results won't tell me which statements are Scientology and which are WWN? This quiz is Lame©TM®.
2002-03-08 10:04:25 AM  
Question #1: can our server handle more than a half dozen hits per hour?

Answer: no

Reason: Aliens (WWN), Aliens (Scientologists)
2002-03-08 10:05:22 AM  
Damn, it's a really slow day for interesting topics. Is today one of those days a farker is running Fark?
2002-03-08 10:08:41 AM  
I think it's funny how every time scientology comes up, people start posting sites to refute the lies of scientology or make scientology look bad. Like scientology needs your help.
2002-03-08 10:11:37 AM  
2002-03-08 10:18:06 AM  
Huh? Did i just get a pop-up ad when coming here?
2002-03-08 10:34:37 AM  
Scientology is travolting.

(Reaten actually gets credit for that.)
2002-03-08 10:35:04 AM  
Now, if only people would start posting similar stuff re: Christianity.

2002-03-08 10:37:00 AM  
A pink-striped white shirt with sleeve garters was the uniform of the Hoipolloi. Such a figure often rode on the roller coaster cars. Monkeys were also used on the cars. Elephants sometimes formed part of the equipment.

Is this for real? It sounds like it was written by someone under the influence of ether.
2002-03-08 10:37:35 AM  
No problems getting through for me. I started well, then missed the last 5 for 53% correct...

Guess I'm going to hell, or the aliens are coming, or "The head of the Galactic Confederation... caused people to be brought to Teegeeack and put an H Bomb on the principal volcanoes", or something like that.

In any case, my weekend doesn't look good now...
2002-03-08 10:37:47 AM  
like this guy:

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2002-03-08 10:39:44 AM  
Boojieboy: I searched google for "Boojieboy" and "Scientology" and yeah, it came's from some Scientology course packet or something. You should read the whole thing...whoever wrote it had to be beyond schizophrenic.
2002-03-08 10:40:31 AM  
Boojieboy: Er..."Hoipolloi" and "Scientology" ...LOL
2002-03-08 10:44:52 AM  
"A pink-striped white shirt with sleeve garters was the uniform of the Hoipolloi. Such a figure often rode on the roller coaster cars. Monkeys were also used on the cars. Elephants sometimes formed part of the equipment."

2002-03-08 10:59:37 AM  

I'm certain this image won't copy, so I'll just try it and provide the link:

If Joe hits Bill, he now believes he should be hit by Bill. More importantly, he will actually get a somatic (a physical pain or discomfort) to prove he has been hit by Bill, even though Bill hasn't hit him. He will make this law true regardless of the actual circumstances. And people go around all the time justifying, saying how they've been hit by Bill, hit by Bill, hit by Bill.

Can someone find a way to post the pics? Great photoshop material... I'm HTML-impaired, and I've been hit by Bill to boot...

2002-03-08 11:00:18 AM  
...a moose once bit my sister...
2002-03-08 11:01:12 AM  
60%! Dang, I guess I need to read more Weekly World News! Or, pay attention to my Evaluators more during my screenings...
2002-03-08 11:02:54 AM  
Click on the FarQ on the left side of the page, under Photoshop you'll find the needed HTML
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