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(Tampa Bay Online)   Dead bodies found in used-car sales office. Customers warned to rethink price haggling   (tampatrib.com) divider line 29
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2005-01-16 05:50:58 PM
LOL!!!
 
2005-01-16 08:32:11 PM
Great movie reference there, submitter!
 
2005-01-17 01:48:41 AM
Dead hookers in the trunk?
 
2005-01-17 01:49:46 AM
These guys unavailable for comment.

/lord knows i have...
 
2005-01-17 02:05:24 AM
"Let me go talk to my manager"


/oldest trick in the book.
 
2005-01-17 02:13:20 AM
They should've called GEICO.
 
2005-01-17 02:18:21 AM
Shouldn't it be: "Salesmen warned to rethink....?" Bodies might be them.

S2A
 
2005-01-17 02:23:34 AM
i hate it when live bodies are found.
 
2005-01-17 02:39:00 AM
"I've never seen so many dead hookers in my entire life!"

"Lord knows I have..."

/Dirty Work
 
2005-01-17 02:40:13 AM
Business is down. So they are opening up a mausoleum and crematorium.
 
2005-01-17 02:48:23 AM
FTA: The medical examiner was delayed while detectives waited for a search warrant before entering the house.

I'd say two dead bodies is probable cause, right? Right. When you've got two bodies under suspicious circumstances, that's a crime scene, period. You get things rolling ASAP to gather evidence so you don't end up looking like the Boulder PD...
 
2005-01-17 03:14:40 AM
I'd say two dead bodies is probable cause, right? Right. When you've got two bodies under suspicious circumstances, that's a crime scene, period. You get things rolling ASAP to gather evidence so you don't end up looking like the Boulder PD...

Can't hurt to dot your i's and cross your t's in a case like this. Don't want evidence chucked out because a judge decided you collected evidence out of view of the crime scene or some bullshiat. Just get a warrant for the whole house, which should be easy and quick, and no worries.
 
2005-01-17 03:38:38 AM
LUKE!
 
2005-01-17 04:22:51 AM
"You're gonna want that Tru-Coat"

 
2005-01-17 05:23:06 AM
``We called the police. I'm here on vacation, visiting, and this happens.''
Visiting used car dealers is always high on MY list of things to do while on vacation. I smell something fishy.
 
2005-01-17 09:11:39 AM

They didn't have a farking mile of cars.
 
2005-01-17 09:14:33 AM
Devolving_Spud-

Visiting used car dealers is always high on MY list of things to do while on vacation. I smell something fishy.

Before I moved here, visiting used car dealers was on my list of things to do when vacationing in Florida. Now that I live down here, I don't go looking at rust-buckets when I visit Maine. Since we don't use salt on our roads down here, our used cars tend to be in better shape on average.
 
2005-01-17 09:37:06 AM
I'll bet they had to use at least 3 cans of OUST.
 
2005-01-17 10:56:54 AM
Aflac
 
2005-01-17 11:46:37 AM
Maybe they sold someone a lemon.
 
2005-01-17 11:53:08 AM
What's fifty dollars? Fifty dollars never killed anybody.


/Used Cars seems more appropriate than Dirty Work- at least CamelClub got it right.
 
2005-01-17 11:54:41 AM
Yesiree! I think $20,000 is a very fair price for this 1983 dodge k car. Yes sir I can cut you a check righ now.
 
2005-01-17 01:07:42 PM
For that price old man she better run like a wet dream.
 
2005-01-17 01:14:50 PM
Any one else notice that nine times out of ten these Florida stories happen in the Tampa Bay area?


(Lives in Tampa)
 
2005-01-17 01:23:48 PM
"Neighbors said a married couple moved in about three months ago and operated an Internet auto dealership"
Sure might make someone rethink about heading for eBay to sell that old car.
Auction car.
Give address online.
Get capped.
Profit!!
 
2005-01-17 03:41:43 PM
Q: What do you call 2 dead bodies rotting in the back of a used car office?


A: A GOOD START!!!!


/yeah that's a morph from a 'dead lawyer' joke. But goddam did it work!!!!111!!!!!WONone!!11!!!111LOLJuanWAHNONE!!!!eleven!1!1!1!!!!1!
 
2005-01-17 09:13:43 PM
Yessir. We blew the shiat out of that over-priced motherf*cker just the way we blow the shiat out of *all* high prices, down here at New Deal Used Cars. So y'all come on down. Did you hear what I said? New Deal Used Cars. So y'all come on down. Did you hear what I said?
 
2005-01-18 01:31:32 AM
yeh! Good Ol Florida!
 
2005-01-18 10:55:44 AM
Hey Doc, if that stethoscope is as cold as it was last time, I'm gonna shove it right up your ass!

/dirty work

funny as hell, man
 
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