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2002-03-07 08:57:23 PM  
so any farker still wondering why any guy should do this?

Mach III is the best...it's just the best all around...

well actually I'd say the venus is the best... *grins* but since its the same thing...
 
2002-03-07 08:59:59 PM  
Lordargent:You can't use wax, but can you use Nads ™ on your Nads?

Go ahead. I dare you to try it.
 
2002-03-07 09:01:03 PM  
Lordargent: I use Nads on my "Bert".
 
2002-03-07 09:01:08 PM  
Shaved dangly bits?

Yummy!
 
2002-03-07 09:01:18 PM  
http://www.nads.com/
 
2002-03-07 09:03:04 PM  
Rosalea...I'd use a Venus in a pinch as well, but I wouldn't tell anyone... :)
 
2002-03-07 09:03:24 PM  
I would never get a blade within 20 inches of my "naughty area". What if there was a freak earthquake or something? I would be sleeping on the windowsill all day.
 
2002-03-07 09:04:22 PM  
oh to anyone who's ever wondered no the blades for a mach 3 and a venus are not interchangable. Tried this weekend out of curiosity

somehow I doubt anyone wondered

back to shaving tips now. *grins*
 
2002-03-07 09:09:19 PM  
Made for the ladies..but I like it too.

Well I can see if it's out of control down there, you know, a regular Amazon jungle. Then I guess it would be ok to trim the hedges, but for us regular folk I don't think it's a problem.

Anyway, once you start, don't you have to keep doing it?
 
2002-03-07 09:10:56 PM  
This is probably a dumb question, but I just got thinking reading all these little opinions...
Most (all?) guys prefer girls completely shaved, am I right?
 
2002-03-07 09:12:43 PM  
Girlie punk: I dont. Seeing a woman completely shaves makes me feel like Im looking at a 6-year-old. Kinda disturbing. Cleanly shaven is nice.
 
2002-03-07 09:12:55 PM  
cocks n' balls cocks n' balls.

ok..i'll shut up now..
 
462
2002-03-07 09:13:24 PM  
Girlie punk: most guys just like the fact that their looking at a vagina shaved or not. given a choice i prefer completely shaved
 
2002-03-07 09:14:12 PM  

Girlie punk

:

As with most things, taste differs. I like some hair down there but neatly trimmed.
 
2002-03-07 09:14:58 PM  
I need to practice the html a little more.
 
2002-03-07 09:15:36 PM  
I don't, but I grew up on a farm and am not one of these new age city types who like their women 14. (Vegasj)
 
2002-03-07 09:15:43 PM  
Rosalea...actually, I wondered if they were interchangeable...not that anyone else is listening to us rant about these wonderful razors or anything...
 
2002-03-07 09:17:13 PM  
Girlie punk...completely shaved is nice...but much more work to maintain. My fav...is neatly trimmed w/ basically peach fuzz...
 
2002-03-07 09:18:47 PM  
must try this soon...
after I get a girlfriend that is...
 
2002-03-07 09:19:21 PM  
Girlie Punk: I'm with 462.
 
2002-03-07 09:20:39 PM  
Enphinitie, a Zoastrian monk shaves mine.
 
2002-03-07 09:22:50 PM  
Girlie punk:

I would have to agree, shaved is ok but neatly trimmed is better.
 
2002-03-07 09:23:04 PM  
Rosalea....I have a Mach 3 and use a venus blade on it all of the time...they last longer and and smoother...but I make my girlfriend buy the blades for me....dont know why yours didnt work...but mine does.
 
2002-03-07 09:23:19 PM  
Girlie Punk, Put up a poll for this and we'll be glad to vote.

A nice trimmed bush is the way to go.
 
2002-03-07 09:24:06 PM  
Well yes, 462 is right. Most guys are just as happy as a little retarded monkey to be looking at a vagina to really care about the details.
At that point I think my vison blurs, everything turns black and white, and I hear a chorus of angels calling my name.
 
2002-03-07 09:24:08 PM  
most guys I've um known have wanted me to be shaved. But they refused to even trim. So I must say to all you guys saying you like women shaved you should at least see if they want you to return the favour.

boy oh boy was that sharing or what
 
2002-03-07 09:25:22 PM  
Ascicles: it did? weird. Well okay so I only tried the Mach 3 blade on the venus this weekend (definetly didn't fit) I'll have to see if the venus fit the mach 3 this weekend.
 
2002-03-07 09:25:24 PM  
Can we stop talking about the implements and start talking about the instruments again?
 
2002-03-07 09:26:09 PM  
Frolixo...you date a Zoastrian monk???
 
2002-03-07 09:26:18 PM  
Damn, this helped. I'm itching like hell right now.
 
2002-03-07 09:27:59 PM  
er I tried it last weekend. Not this...
 
2002-03-07 09:28:50 PM  
Enphinitie, no silly rabit, it is part of my passage to manhood. I also must be put in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. I'm a little iffy on that one.
 
2002-03-07 09:29:33 PM  
Rosalea...So I must say to all you guys saying you like women shaved you should at least see if they want you to return the favour.

Absolutely...I've been saying that for years...people look at me like I'm stupid (which isn't all that odd now that I think about it)
 
2002-03-07 09:31:08 PM  
Enphinitie, what if you want anal? Will you return the favor?
 
2002-03-07 09:31:22 PM  
Frolixo...ahhhhh...now i see...
 
2002-03-07 09:32:23 PM  
If you're going to shave sensative areas always either soak them for 5 minutes (at least) in hot water or take a very hot steamy shower for the same length of time.

The first time I shaved down there I was driven to distraction for the next week because it itched so much. Now it doesn't itch at all. It just like shaving any other part of your body, eventually it gets used to the shaving and you don't notice it anymore. But you'll go crazy the first time it grows back.
 
2002-03-07 09:33:33 PM  
Also, I don't really care about the state of a guy's pubic hair. It's only really a problem if you had a bothed circumscion and the hair goes up a significant part of the shaft.
 
2002-03-07 09:35:55 PM  

Rosalea: Hey shaving my ex was part of foreplay sometimes. It was fun.

And turnabout is fairplay. .

To those guys who can't imagine letting a razor near 'the boys', try it you'll like it, but let your lady do the job. She has way more experience wielding a razor in sensitive areas than you do (unless of course she's liable to cut off your nads).

 
2002-03-07 09:37:10 PM  
You sure know alot about this Foodbunny.

I must flee. I just noticed I posted something about butsex to another male on this thread. My mother may be reading this!

~snickerysnax~
 
2002-03-07 09:37:38 PM  
Im already losing enough hair on my head, why would I want to shave my other area clean? I think if I woke up, took a piss, and didnt see hair down there id freak.
 
2002-03-07 09:40:41 PM  
If a guy's willing to make that kind of effort to please his chick, it will usually pay off in spades. *wink* Believe me boys, she'll be thinking about you all day long, then let the pouncing begin!
 
2002-03-07 09:43:27 PM  
"Never remove pubic hair with chemical agents or wipe-away sprays. (Does "baked beans" mean anything to you?)"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Perhaps I should try it. (the shaving! not the chemical spray! Ouchies...) Aside from the fact that I already look like a "Greek god, with or without the love handles" as the article says... (cough cough)
 
2002-03-07 09:44:21 PM  
Been doing it for quite a while now and would never consider going back to the jungle. I've found that a Mach 3 (of course) and Dial soap in a hot shower works best. Tried shaving gel (for sensitive skin) at first, but it left me more irritated than the Dial.

Girlie Punk: Personally, I prefer a neatly trimmed "mustache" just above the thingy.
 
2002-03-07 09:46:25 PM  
Girlie Punk: I like women with shaved pubes. And I don't like hair between my teeth. But on the other hand, if she really isn't able to grow a beard down there, and there's not much at all, I'd say leave it.
 
2002-03-07 09:53:18 PM  
Wait, i do the shaving thing, and i would never, NEVER let a girl do it... well, maybe the fro on top, but the balls? Women can barely stay between the lanes when they drive!


oh, and completely shaved for girls. COMPLETELY. god its so cool.. i like it a lot more than the neatly trimmed... then again, im relatively young, so maybe the younger crowd prefers the completely bare
 
2002-03-07 10:00:50 PM  
You know, all this shaved testicles talk has me thinking...


...is there a market for a barbershop specializing in this? $5 a nut or something?
 
2002-03-07 10:03:08 PM  
chop chop! I mowed the grass... decreases drag while I am swimming! I also weigh less.
 
2002-03-07 10:03:32 PM  
Phxtony: Oh god, I remember hearing about a barber having a heart attack while he was using a razor on a customer. He ended up cutting the guy's throat and killing him. I think I'd rather die than have some barber slip while shaving the boys.
 
2002-03-07 10:04:46 PM  
Tried shaving gel (for sensitive skin) at first, but it left me more irritated than the Dial.

well on that topic any guy (or girl out there) tried softsoaps bodywash (especially with the moisture beads) as a shaving gel? (even says on the back good for shaving)
absolutely awesome to shave um sensative areas (and less so) at least as far as I've learned and the couple other people (1 guy 2 girls) have said....
 
2002-03-07 10:06:53 PM  
by the way, shampoo and jerking off do not mix!
 
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