The article makes it sound like all this guy had to do was open his door to see who was making those footsteps and everything would have been resolved.

/popup window comes up
//must've been a ghost
///my computer is haunted

some people are just strange

Thanks for the headline complements.

Jinkies! Looks like we've got another mystery on our hands, gang!

/Fill your eyes, with that Double Vision

Don't forget the "mangy mutt"...

It's all fun and games until the Polish woman begins her campaign of ghostly disquiet at her husband's employer's property.

I thought it was going to be another story of someone haunting a house.

Anyone else amused by the fact that she was arrested on "nuisance charges" ?

8.5 9.0 9.9

We have a winnah!

What? A paranormal activity isnt authentic?

Noooooo...

Allright, time to see who this "ghost" really is!

It's Mrs. Baker, from the pawn shop!

/got < nothing

"you're right scooby, looks like we are dealing with one sick son of a b!tch!"

Anyone feel like this article is a recurring type of haunting?

"Let's sell their kidneys on the black market, and leave 'em in a seedy hotel bathroom full of ice."

Oops, wrong Shaggy
/way too tired to be posting...

I was getting bothered by Mormons whom I allowed to speak to me for more than a minute so they naturally assumed I was interested in their stuff.
Those 19 yr old 'Elders' and such decided to visit my stately home as was their right to pester, so I played a simple but effective trick upon them.
I saw them coming and luckily I had a friend with me who upon their knock hid behind my sofa, setee, whatever you Yanks call it, I think you know what I mean.
He did this with the instruction that he should do as my psychic power comanded ie knock shake stuff and so forth but only once the Mormans got 'into' my queries which naturally were about the afterlife.
I'm no great storyteller in type but to cut a long story short I had those poor godloving mites shiating themselves in broad day light and beleiving my 'power' over the dead.
Who would ever credit such people gullible?

Should've called T.A.P.S.

Hostelboy: Mormons have a strong streak of superstition. They believe in demonic forces.

Here in this New Age, there is a seeker born every minute.

I rarly say this...


Great headline!

Hahahaha.


And that's all I've got to say about that.

is...is the biatch saying boo-urns?
it's deja vous all over again!!
hep! hep!
whodat done got me by the short hairs!!

LOL The first article that was 4 down from this one is gone, along with the comments that this was a dupe.

I smell consipiracy!!!! Michael Moore enroute.

This headline sounds like it was ripped from slashdot with the whole "from the ... department" thing.

"Ghost"? I thought you said "goat".

Would imitating a ghost in order get even with someone qualify as passive aggressive behavior?

i submitted this with a very similar headline.

/nope, it wasn't funnier.

we're ready to believe you!

some Polish people are just strange

Great headline. I love Scooby Doo.

Hmm...would it be technically considered "impersonating" since she was pretending to be a ghost? I'd prefer "imspiritating" or something of the such.

/please forgive my idiocy.

Woman to be subsequently sued by KKK for trademark infringement.

The guy called the cops because he thought his house was haunted? Heh.

Her husband's employer probably just forgot Poland.


/can't believe no one said it yet

Shouldn't she have been jailed for being a nuisance without a haunting license?

...who captured a 42-year-old Polish woman on video, masquerading as a ghost over a period of weeks, making mysterious noises.

Maybe she was upset because they forgot her.

// read this joke somewhere before...

actually, a bunghole is a hole in a keg where alcohol is poured out. i go through this every year when i teach 'hamlet' to high school juniors. thanks a lot, beavis and butthead.

"Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of
Alexander, till a find it stopping a bunghole?"

see, alexander's body turns to clay and . . . never mind.

I went into a gaming store (yeah, yeah, I know) and there was a great little RPG on the shelf-- the best title ever.

"Those meddling kids"

I laughed at the brilliance (but I didn't buy it).

Really, though, mods: don't remove comments, even if they refer to a post that was pulled, mkay? You remove those comments, what keeps you from removing any other comments?

Not so off topic:

what ever happened to the ghost that was haunting that mobile home? where the kid found the bones of another kid in the floor? anyone remember that????