Yeah, smiling cuz they're gay.

Nothing wrong with that, now! It just makes them instantly not hot. To me.

Em.

Shutting up now. Nevermind.

YAY FOR WEENERS!

Hmm. I'm not sure why I'm in this thread.

*blink blink*

3Horn?!? (NSFW)
Hahahaha! It can't be.


My favorite. NSFW and yummy!

My favorite. NSFW and yummy!

Yeah, he's cute. Nice eyes. I like the guy in front of the trailer, too.

/low standards

Not bad, but there is, of course, my favorite...
Brad NSFW

I like the guy that Vici likes, and I like the guy in the zebra stripped thong... although I would re-dress him and probably get him to cut his hair.

Christi: /low standards

Feh, you have to have low standards to be a woman looking for pr0n on the internet. We are not a target audience.

woodstock:

Not bad, but there is, of course, my favorite...

I've been obsessed with that pic since I fist saw it. A fake or not, I <3 it.

Nothing like lo-res "vintage" "public domain" porn pulled off usenet in 1994...

all these men are ugly. you know it. i can show you hot boys, if you like. jayzuus.

/gay as the day is long.
//wishes he was.

">behold

again
http://club.stephenking.free.fr/TOWER/film/jared.jpg

Guy porn is so retarded. I'm straight and think guys look disturbing posing naked.

Meh, I got these guys beat.

/not gay, just that bored.

Vici
*blink blink*

3Horn?!? (NSFW)
Hahahaha! It can't be.

looks kinda like him
in the face..
But that horn
isn't big enough,
to be 3horn...

/just saying...

//best weeners link in a while.

Well, just because they have long hair doesn't automatically make them gay. My fiance has beautiful, thick, straight blonde hair to just about his shoulder blades. Definitely not gay, for all my uncle flirted shamelessly with him. ;)

But I'm also talking out of one side of my mouth. I know the statistic that most of the men in pornos are gay, though some are married to the other female stars. (How does that work? Gay or marries majority...)

Annnnnd... I'm also really picky. Most of the guys with great bodies need their heads cut off from the picture. Most of the cute-face guys have only 'okay' bodies. I'm a sucker fo rmuscle, but not World Heavyweight muscle.

Picky, picky, picky.

I usually have better luck witht he boobies threads, really.

mitsukomori,
that guy is cute,
But he isn't neekid...
I need neekid to really judge.

How do you know if it's 3horn if he's wearing clothes?

.

Well, just because they have long hair doesn't automatically make them gay

No, it doesn't. The fact that it's 'porn for women' does. ;)

And I really like long hair.

Feh! I'd rather have this: yumm (SFW, I guess, depends where you work)

Thats discusting, we need laws against these kinds of websites ASAP.

amen moltov

Aside from the guy Vici likes, this is just sad. Most of them look like buff trailer trash. The link was worth it though for the animated picture.

Oh, and le mew, I'm intrigued. Exactly how good is one's gaydar when applied to the opposite sex? I'm generally good at picking out guys, but unless its plainly obvious, I have a tough time identifying lesbians.

/bi man

Finally!! A nice schlong pic that doesn't make the dude look like a flaming, hairless homo!!

Woodstock... do my eyes deceive me or is Brad uncut? I guess I expected.... more.

Hey, my mom just got back from one of those.


What?

Meh. Most of the guys in these weener links just aren't to my taste. I prefer guys with hot faces and bodies that are thin but cut (see Ashton Kutcher's "Rolling Stone" cover).

There are a couple guys in that link I wouldn't mind seeing naked, but they aren't showing any rod.

This one disturbs me. (NSFW, obviously) No idea why, it just does.

Other than that, I'd give this weeners link a B.

My weeners link dream:

Toned, but not disgustingly buff like guys in boflex commercials.

A little hairy, not too much, but a little (shaving, waxing...boys, boys, boys, that's too much effort).

Doing any 3 of the following activities:

-Reading a book (Maxim recommendations don't count)
-Taking out the trash
-Mowing the lawn
-Doing the laundry
-Fixing the TV
-Scrubbing the bathtub
-Buying me some farking wine
-Building a fire in the fireplace (I can't do it!)
-Watching ATHF with me
-Making me a nice low-fat vegetarian dinner
-Giving an impassioned speech about how much he hates football
-Playing with cute puppies, kitties, ferrets, etc.
-Just not talking

I'm still waiting....

Thousands of years ago.....

This thread needs more Jared Leto...

I'm sorry KnownUniverse but I feel like a pic of a naked dude playing with ferrets would be the gayest, creepiest thing ever.

Those Brad Pitt nude pics are authentic. I don't remember where I read that they were real (maybe Snopes?) but I believe that they are.

And also, I'm pretty sure he's not hard in those shots so it's impossible to determine what his actual size is. Not that I'll ever need to know :(

Satchel_Brown

Before Sigourney Weaver?


WhatsaNubian

Do you have any pics of him with the big gaping hole in his arm from "Requiem for a Dream"?

SueDisco:

I'm sorry KnownUniverse but I feel like a pic of a naked dude playing with ferrets would be the gayest, creepiest thing ever.

What you call gay and creepy, I call sensitive!

I'm bigger then BRAD!!

/will sleep well tonight..

Just did a gis for more pictures of Brad. I know I'll be sleeping better tonight. ;)

TheKnownUniverse:

This...

...is the best I could find.

WhatsaNubian

That's hot. Requiem for a Dream and Trainspotting, the two movies that ensured I would never use heroin.

WEENERS!!! WOOO!

Ok - WHY are guys always smooth-chested? Ewwwwww!

I want a guy with some hair on their chest, legs, arms, maybe a fuzzy butt....


/smooth-chested guys leave me clammy

casey17:

Ok - WHY are guys always smooth-chested? Ewwwwww!

I want a guy with some hair on their chest, legs, arms, maybe a fuzzy butt....

Would this help....?



Probably not. I agree with you though. Except for the fuzzy butt part.

But let's face it, I'm not picky.

Weeners - the funniest and biggest ego-boosting threads.

RE: hairy chests (men)

For me, a little hair is nice. But a hairless guy is nice IF HE'S NATURALLY HAIRLESS (or a swimmer). I guess it's more the effort it takes to remove the hair that's a turn off. Damn, boy, just let it grow! Sheeeeeeeeeeeit!

casey17: Ok - WHY are guys always smooth-chested? Ewwwwww!

Makes it easier to lick the honey off of 'em. :)

Wow,

Gay porn > than straight women's porn... I'm sorry ladies!