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(noapologiespress) Weeners Hey Farkettes. Find out what happens when you put a personal ad on the Internet (not safe for work)   (noapologiespress.com) divider line 137
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2002-03-07 07:01:51 PM  
The greatest warning ever

WARNING
If you can't deal with the sight of dick, dong, dork and whatever else you can think to call the penis (or are prohibited by the laws of your region to gaze upon the flesh piston that makes a man a man), DO NOT PROCEED
 
2002-03-07 07:03:43 PM  
hehe he said mancrack
 
2002-03-07 07:04:35 PM  
what tiny cocks
 
2002-03-07 07:05:31 PM  
#5 had shaved testicles.
Hahaha. I didn't look.
 
2002-03-07 07:06:30 PM  
This was definatly amusing...I could do without the weeners though.
 
2002-03-07 07:07:20 PM  
'I promis not to leave you before I have given you at least 7 orgasms and I just hope that you can stand my hard shaft farking your soft pussy all night long and not wanting to quit.'

I hope that we all know she is being set up for disappointment. :)

RF
 
2002-03-07 07:08:59 PM  
Well isnt that special
[image from danacarvey.net too old to be available]
 
2002-03-07 07:10:04 PM  
This is some funny crap! Stupid guys. I can't believe you could actually pick someone up on the internet like that. :)
 
2002-03-07 07:11:18 PM  

really !... so how's it done John ??

lol... j/k

 
2002-03-07 07:11:46 PM  
"SUBJECT: Look over here

Dear Female Looking,

I'll fark you religiously and leave without a hassle"

okay, what the hell is this????
 
2002-03-07 07:12:03 PM  
I did this once on Matchmaker. Set myself up as a hot asian bisexual chic. The responses "she" got were farking hilarious.
 
2002-03-07 07:15:54 PM  
A weeners link with actual (nice) weeners! Thank you, FARK!

Now it's too bad I'm at work.... hmmm.
 
2002-03-07 07:16:38 PM  
I actually did this once too kinda. It wasnt as wide spread...just designed to see what guys from my small town would respond. Wasnt nearly as graphic either. I think the name was ashley3459 on yahoo personals.
 
2002-03-07 07:17:51 PM  
You realize these are the exact same guys who whine about NGA.
 
2002-03-07 07:18:11 PM  
Very.....disturbing (yet funny)
 
2002-03-07 07:18:33 PM  
Not bad, the shaved guy was the best tho, very nice!
 
2002-03-07 07:23:08 PM  
Ught. Ught. *shudder* Ught.
 
2002-03-07 07:24:26 PM  
I once posted a personal to match.com that consisted mostly of "I want sex! Give me sex!". I got about 9 replies but I was too chickensh!t to keep the joke going.
 
2002-03-07 07:26:06 PM  
NEWSFLASH: Mancrack is not attractive.
 
2002-03-07 07:27:48 PM  
Hey guys - this was for the Farkettes, when you see the weeners tag, be prepared to see weeners! Farkettes have needs too!
 
2002-03-07 07:28:15 PM  
This.

Is.

WRONG!!!
 
2002-03-07 07:28:42 PM  
Hey, don't forget to download the desktop wallpaper on your buddy's computer ;)
 
2002-03-07 07:30:03 PM  
UprightROFLMAO!!!!!
 
2002-03-07 07:30:31 PM  
I have done this on drunken occasions.. get together with friends and become a gorgeous woman looking for sex. Some of the replies were incredible. I think I still have pics somewhere.

These are all so familiar...
 
2002-03-07 07:31:31 PM  
No, this is Oh So RIGHT!!
 
2002-03-07 07:37:11 PM  
This part made me LMAO!

a href="http://www.noapologiespress.com/presents/personals/desktops.html">Downlo ad the wallpaper (NSFW)
 
2002-03-07 07:38:50 PM  
So, Farkettes, what do you think, shaved... or not shaved? I'd be very interested in some female perspective on this... IMHO the hairy guy was a turn off.
 
2002-03-07 07:41:46 PM  
Heh. Stay tuned, there's dozens more of this stuff.
 
2002-03-07 07:42:55 PM  
Gotta go with shaved.. it looks better, and I hate getting hair stuck in my teeth..
 
2002-03-07 07:44:31 PM  
Yeah, I hate that too, especially when you try to pull it out and it breaks off, leaving a piece behind where your tongue can feel it. ;-D
 
2002-03-07 07:44:57 PM  
Upright:
You did this?

Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou.. I've not laughed this hard in a long time...
 
2002-03-07 07:45:52 PM  
Finally something that isn't boobies!

as for shaved or not...hmmm...
i think just nicely trimmed will do in most cases unless
it's like full on ron jeremy style,then i would have to say
wax it baby!
 
2002-03-07 07:45:54 PM  
I did this at bangable.com but chickened out when the emails starting pouring in. No way was I gonna open those attached files.
 
2002-03-07 07:46:41 PM  
Elvira:
Yes!! And you get that whole gagging, eyes watering, trying to cough it up thing happening..
 
2002-03-07 07:47:17 PM  
Bumjube:


Love your Bio.... LMAO!!!

 
2002-03-07 07:48:03 PM  
/me takes some notes. :)
 
2002-03-07 07:49:50 PM  
Elvira:
Thankyou! I just updated it with the new licence picture. FriskySheep is a damn genius..
 
2002-03-07 07:50:37 PM  
Monkeybiatch: I like trimmed too!!! Actually I prefer to total shave... on myself as well, more natural.

Bumjube: Yeah, kinda ruins the mood... especially the gagging part. Well at least for most of the chicks, errr Farkettes, I know.
 
2002-03-07 07:52:30 PM  
Bumjube's bio is being hit on by k's of lurkers, Fark down soon.......
 
2002-03-07 07:56:26 PM  
Don't get me thinking about putting a counter on there.. hmmm.. interesting idea..
 
2002-03-07 07:56:49 PM  
Bumjubee: FriskySheep is awesome.. I love my license!
 
2002-03-07 07:57:24 PM  
weenersssssssssssssssssss wooooooooooooooo i know there are more Farkettes out there come on gurls lets show em how to ROCK thank god im home and not at work LOL could have had a pink slip
 
2002-03-07 07:57:28 PM  
Shaving is only ok if it's maintained.... You don't want rugburns down there. Beard bearn is bad enough when the guy goes down on you with five o'clock shadow.
 
2002-03-07 07:59:01 PM  
Phxtony:
It's ideas like that, that make me feel all inadequate..
 
2002-03-07 08:00:18 PM  
I'm one bummed farkette at work...can't wait til I'm outta here.
 
2002-03-07 08:01:51 PM  
Suitep: Nice bio.
 
2002-03-07 08:02:25 PM  
I want a license!! that's all I do is lurk! Hey, Bumjube, any chance of getting one?
 
2002-03-07 08:02:58 PM  
wonderful!!!
I love naked weeners I need to touch myself now ;)
 
2002-03-07 08:03:37 PM  
thanks Phxtony, but wouldn't a lurker's license look sweeeeet there?
 
2002-03-07 08:04:09 PM  
Men should never be shaved. Ever. Freaks me out.
 
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