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(The Smoking Gun)   Anna Nicole Smith wins 88.5 million settlement   ( divider line
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6703 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2002 at 3:27 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-07 03:29:13 PM  

Once again proving

boobies = money.

2002-03-07 03:29:19 PM  
I just posted that as a submission from Yahoo. You guys have to see the picture of her there. Talk about letting yourself go​e_smith_ dc_3&cid=579
2002-03-07 03:31:36 PM  
cool.... Jenny Craig, , weight watchers, serious stocks in Slim Fast, personal trainers, treadmill with shocks on it,...... I can think of a few things she can spend it on....
2002-03-07 03:31:44 PM  

8th grade eduaction and began working at the Krispy Fried Chicken.

Those boobs have taken her far indeed.
2002-03-07 03:31:48 PM  
She sooooooooooooo got to the judge with a bottle of baby oil and a tube top on. You go girl.
2002-03-07 03:32:22 PM  
That link doesn't work.

I thought she let herself go in 1994...
2002-03-07 03:32:22 PM  
The sub-article about Anna Nicole's illiteracy is far better reading...hilarious
2002-03-07 03:32:23 PM  
...France surrenders.
2002-03-07 03:32:35 PM  
That's a hefty salary for laying on your back.
2002-03-07 03:32:52 PM  
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2002-03-07 03:32:56 PM  
That'll pay for a LOT of plastic surgery.
2002-03-07 03:33:15 PM  
Does anyone have her personal info? I need to speak with her about the cancer in my penis
2002-03-07 03:34:05 PM  
her boobies don't even look big anymore
2002-03-07 03:34:25 PM  
How long will they let her keep the money for this time before they take it away again?

2002-03-07 03:35:09 PM  
"one of the country's most eligible bachelorettes"? Not bloody likely. No matter how much money she has, she's still butt ugly and always has been.
2002-03-07 03:35:42 PM  
They married for love only, and they loved each other deeply. Money meant nothing to them.

Now what did I do with that SARCASM tag? ;)
2002-03-07 03:35:42 PM  
9/10 - it will also pay for a lot of cheeseburgers.
looks like she got a head start.

my submission (from MSNBC) was "Farking old men DOES pay!. Anna Nicole Smith awarded $88 million"
2002-03-07 03:35:51 PM  
omg she is farkin gross lookin now what a whoa diddie
2002-03-07 03:37:57 PM  
She looks like a dairy cow with a blond wig on!

My God that is hideous.
2002-03-07 03:38:17 PM  
A curvy young gold-digging tart
Wed a rich widower with a bad heart
When he entered her chasm
He expired with a spasm
Now she's set for life right at its start
2002-03-07 03:38:21 PM  
Okay. She's just fugly. She makes that jazzercise chick from the other day look hot.

*sigh* And she used to be the "Guess" girl.

Ummm...250? 260?
2002-03-07 03:41:46 PM  
She's what...deuce? Deuce and a half?

At least now she can buy those fake boobies she's always wanted...oh...
2002-03-07 03:42:58 PM  
To play the "stupid-femnazi's advocate", I will say that the man was stupid to expect anything other than a gold digger and that she deserves every penny for having sex with such an old, unattractive man. The punitive damages are especially fitting, since I am sure it was emotionally distressing at the time.

Oh, and you male farkers that joke about her weight will never meet any real women in your life because you are obviously immature teenagers who don't know where the real value of a woman and a relationship with her comes from.

And with that, if any women says something like what I just said above and honestly believes it, you should go read a "very touching" book about why us men are what we are.
2002-03-07 03:44:16 PM  
you know...

I'd have probably married him for a year for 88 million dollars....
2002-03-07 03:45:17 PM  
Since she basically Farked that old man for his money, I think it would not have taken her so long to get it if she only had a pimp.
2002-03-07 03:46:23 PM  
thank goodness. for all of the good that she's done for humanity - she deserves it.
2002-03-07 03:47:00 PM  
RancidPlasma Too goddamned funny!
2002-03-07 03:47:55 PM  
I was gonna suggest a 'Find The Hoagliest Anna Nicole Smith Photo' thingy, but then I realized workplace production might fall quite a bit after people started gouging their eyes out with staple removers
2002-03-07 03:49:25 PM  
Fat slut. I'd still let her pee on my leg.
2002-03-07 03:51:13 PM  
She's one fat, but rich, biatch now. Wonder what's going through her head right now...other than a Krispy Kreme.
2002-03-07 03:54:07 PM  
Stupid...yes, but $88 million stupid. That I could handle.
2002-03-07 03:54:38 PM  
she deserves it! she stooped as low as to give a wrinkly old man probably the best years of his life. What better way for a man to end his life, then spending it with (at the time) a decent looking woman, 50 years younger then him, with fake boobies. Obvioulsy she did it for the money, and was apparently good at it since he left it all to her. Smart Girl. personally i wouldnt have chosen that route, but it worked for her.

and now shes set for life and then some.
she deserves the Hero tag!
2002-03-07 03:54:52 PM  
she really has been neck deep in a twinkee swimming pool.
2002-03-07 03:55:09 PM  
Damn, that's almost $20 a pound.
2002-03-07 03:55:34 PM  
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2002-03-07 03:56:00 PM  
she's too stupid to truly be a gold digger,she just lucked out is all.
2002-03-07 03:56:47 PM  
Scrotar - I now need to get coffee out of my keyboard.
2002-03-07 03:57:44 PM  
Everyone must listen to Joe Rogans Anna Nicole Smith comedy skit.

Classic stuff.

"ohhh anna nicole, anna nicole, I got a deal for you anna nicole. Lick my balls ... I give you everything I got."
2002-03-07 03:57:47 PM  
GirlyGirl I've tried talking my gf into seducing and marrying some old man as long as I get half... is that fair?

She still says "No"
2002-03-07 03:58:40 PM  
Not only is she is foul, she is quite stupid.

She can't even count
2002-03-07 04:01:52 PM  
You're gonna love this site:
2002-03-07 04:05:57 PM  
I could go on all day....

[image from too old to be available]
2002-03-07 04:09:28 PM  
She deserves something, but not THAT much Girlygirl. Nobody is worth that much. The reality is the old farker Marshall screwed over his flesh and blood family to get his wrinkled, palsied liver-spotted hands on an overstuffed piece of silicone-fortified trailer trash.

Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Ergo, love and marriage is an institution for the blind.

Errrr....sumptin' like dat.
2002-03-07 04:15:00 PM  
Now that's an expensive whore!
2002-03-07 04:15:11 PM  

nothing special about her.

just your typical run-of-the-mill gold digging whore.

'cept this one was very successful. $88 mil for a year of pretending to like an old wrinkled up bag of a man?

heck, I'd do it...

2002-03-07 04:15:58 PM  
2002-03-07 04:16:38 PM  
That girl is foyne - big girls are fun.
2002-03-07 04:23:18 PM  
I cant stand her either, but it amazes me how many farkers are so quick to blast someone based on their weight. Please, next time look down at your barely-covering-your-beer-belly-soiled-tshirt before you step into your Comic Book Store Guy judging mentality.

'Tis all I ask.
2002-03-07 04:23:36 PM  
And she still won't return my phone calls...WTF?
2002-03-07 04:25:28 PM  
FYI ... She is my dream girl ... especially now that she has the money.
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