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(Denver Channel)   Man lived for two days stuck in the windshield of the driver that hit him. The car was parked in her garage.   ( divider line
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2002-03-07 01:17:08 PM  
This girl deserves to drawn and quartered.
2002-03-07 01:17:19 PM  
My headline was funnier...
2002-03-07 01:17:55 PM  
That's just farking sick.
2002-03-07 01:18:45 PM  
Jesus's like something King would write.
2002-03-07 01:19:21 PM  
2002-03-07 01:20:25 PM  
ask for forgiveness? wtf, why didn't her dumbass call 911. she needs to be shiatted on then thrown a bush fire.
2002-03-07 01:21:34 PM  
Guy embedded in windshield?

Doo dah, doo dah...
2002-03-07 01:21:50 PM  
Just when you thought you've seen everything. Damn.
2002-03-07 01:22:34 PM  
No kidding - this story is totally horrible. That poor man.
2002-03-07 01:22:40 PM  
2002-03-07 01:22:48 PM  
This happened in Texas. She's gonna taste about 10,000 volts. God, what a sicko...
2002-03-07 01:22:52 PM  
I thought I'd seen some sick things on Fark (imagine that!) but this one wins for sure.
2002-03-07 01:23:32 PM  
fark it, I'm glad she's in Texas, she's toast, I don't think there's much in the way of redemption for her.

2002-03-07 01:23:32 PM  
women drivers.
2002-03-07 01:23:50 PM  
"im really sorry i hit you, but i have to go watch ricki lake right now." I am sure that made him feel at ease.
2002-03-07 01:23:56 PM  
This is like something out of a bad Stephen King novel.. I certainly hope she *was* stoned because I can't imagine anyone in their right mind being so farked...
2002-03-07 01:24:20 PM  
That is farking brutal. Hoy shiat that woman needs to die.
2002-03-07 01:24:21 PM  
2002-03-07 01:24:37 PM  
Wtf is wrong with people!??!
2002-03-07 01:24:38 PM  
man, thats just twisted...
2002-03-07 01:25:17 PM  
The woman told police she occasionally went into the garage, apologizing to the victim.

At least she wasn't completly heartless.
2002-03-07 01:25:29 PM  
The woman told police she occasionally went into the garage, apologizing to the victim

at least she apologized
2002-03-07 01:25:58 PM  
yeah, it could've been a doo dah headline, but man, this shiat is jacked UP! I want to personally go and kick her ass. I mean, she's a farking NURSE!! And she couldn't help him at all?

What was the movie where the guy hit that chick, amputated her legs and kept her in a box at his place? Anyone?
2002-03-07 01:26:19 PM  


2002-03-07 01:26:35 PM  
Even if the charge is reduced to manslaughter, she's also guilty of kidnapping. evil shunt. her friends should also see prison for tryna hide the body.
2002-03-07 01:27:20 PM  
Nurses aide? Now THAT's scary...
2002-03-07 01:27:29 PM  
RODGER- Funnier headline? I dont think this is something that needs to be trivialized by humor. This is disgusting man, put yourself in his shoes. Bleeding to death stuck in a windshield, and the driver occasionally comes out and apologizes? Thats the most twisted thing I've heard in a looong time.
2002-03-07 01:27:29 PM  
Boxing Helena
2002-03-07 01:28:07 PM  
I can't even imagine...
good lord! I think I am done farking for the day now
2002-03-07 01:28:17 PM  
ewwwwww.....thats nasty, i hope that girl gets fried like KFC Chicken
2002-03-07 01:28:26 PM  
1. Skin her. Completely. While awake, with no anesthesia.
2. Apologize.
3. Remove each of her limbs, one at a time, while awake, with no anesthesia.
4. Ask her if she has any itches that need scratching. Apologize for not scratching them.
5. Remove her eyes, with a spoon (because it will hurt more).
6. Apologize in sign language.
7. Laugh.
8. Drain her slowly of all blood..
9. Spit on the corpse.
10. Walk away.
2002-03-07 01:28:40 PM  
I don't really agree with the death penalty...but for this?
She deserves it, twice.
2002-03-07 01:29:13 PM  
She's a 25 year old drunk xtasy raver kid...

and too stupid to call the cops to get the guy out of her garage--she hit a homeless guy..

who knows what this jacked up biotch was thinking... and a nurse at that..

I wonder what "hospital" she works for?
2002-03-07 01:29:17 PM  
No better state for her to live in than Texas.
Fry Baby, Fry
2002-03-07 01:29:34 PM  
My headline was worse.
2002-03-07 01:29:57 PM  
Well... if it's a hit-and-run, that's a felony. And since someone died in the process of it, they can try her under felony murder (same laws used when, say, a guy dies of a heart attack during a bank robbery...)
She may very well get the chair.
And while I'm anti death penalty, I wouldn't feel that bad if she got it.
2002-03-07 01:30:03 PM  
If it was carrot top in the windsheild would it have been so bad? Ironic that a drunk and drugged up nurses aid let the guy die in her garage.
2002-03-07 01:30:31 PM  
someone didn't have her thinking cap on for a few days...

"Hmmmm, I could get this guy out of here and find him some help and go to jail for a couple years for DUI or I could get fried in the good ol E-chair."

I know which one I'd choose.
2002-03-07 01:30:36 PM  
Boxing Helena
2002-03-07 01:31:05 PM  
That is truly a sad story. It´s like one of those urban legends.
2002-03-07 01:31:20 PM  
I guess I've heard worse things, but the "normal" context of this makes it seem like the worst. She had two days to pull her head together...unbelievable. I have a feeling that after a week or two she's going to want the sentence Texas throws at her.
2002-03-07 01:32:20 PM  
this lady needs to fry. There are no circumstances imaginable that could explain how one could watch a man die as a result of your stupidity and not do a damn thing to help him.

it's inexcusible, and I hope they push for the death penalty.
2002-03-07 01:32:36 PM  
Holy shiat...nothing like screwing up your day hearing about that!
2002-03-07 01:33:24 PM  
Ive no doubt she spent most of her life beforehand in a hospital. Wether she worked there or was tied to a bed is another story.
2002-03-07 01:33:43 PM  
My God, this has to be one of the saddest articles I've ever read on that woman deserves to be drawn and quartered.

Redefined inhumanity indeed.
2002-03-07 01:34:43 PM  
MrB: You nailed it, it sounds like an urban legend.

If I hadn't read it on Fark I wouldn't believe it was true (sorry, couldn't resist a little humor there).
2002-03-07 01:34:46 PM  
We don't use the chair anymore, just the needle. But she deserves some wooden plunger handle up the arse from the guards NYPD style, thats for sure.
2002-03-07 01:35:15 PM  
The sadest thing is yet to come.

She will get off with an insanity plea.

No one is responsible for their actions anymore.
2002-03-07 01:35:18 PM  
Oh, yeah, boxing helena. thanks. bad movie....

Ok, quit the biatching about the farking headline. This is a farked up story, and my headline fit it appropriately.

2002-03-07 01:35:46 PM  
If the winshield guy was black, she could have got him for Breaking and Entering.

Seriously, this is about the most farked up thing I've read in at least a week.
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