I wonder if he has the Canyanero or whatever that new Porshe SUV is called.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . Porsche collection.

Just burn it down after it's done. Gets rid of the cars too.

What's with all these big garages? I mean, come on? How many cars can one person possibly own to justify the construction of such a big garage? I mean, really? It's not like you can drive more than one car at a time, right?

HEY SEINFELD, YOU SUCK!

Thank you, sir. And by the way, it's called a Porsche Cayenne. Like the pepper.

-- from "Parking Sein: The Big Garage Years, 2002-2003," EMI Records

That's not really a lot here in NY. I was talking to a guy around 67th street who was pointing out a building in the neighborhood where a man spent $3 million dollars (just on property) to buy the brownstone next door and then turn it into an indoor swimming pool.

He shouldn't have all that money anyway. He should give most of it to charity. He doesn't need it. Show some compassion for your fellow man Jerry.


yep.... Sounds stupid no matter who says it.

Somebody shove that bass up his ass.

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Newman.

"Put a fork in me, I'm done!"

They're Porches, and they're spectacular.

I guess the streets of New York aren't Porsche-worthy...

two years is a long time for construction, and they are just now diggin into the basement? i'm sure it'll be nice, but dang, seinfeld, get a new crew in there and get to work.

now if he was building a garage to house his amateur porn collection, i'd think he was the man..

20 porsches? poor guy

Jcblack- In NY you have to bribe a lot of people to get anything done, that's probably why it took so long.

His new neighbors should stop biatching. If anything, the garage might attract sightseers.

More people on the block = More sales of their cheesy wares.

"To make nice with the neighbors, and two shops uprooted by the construction, Seinfeld is offering perks that include cash and cases of wine."

works for me.

he's master of his domain! etc...

You'd think instead of blowing money on a garage, he'd give a helping hand to Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. At this point they probably can't afford a $25 parking ticket.

Selfish bastard !

Why didn't that bastard ever put the moves on Elaine? And how did George get a hot chick in every episode?

Take it from me, this is the least of that block's problems.
Rats,pit bulls,screaming firetruck,15-20 US postal trucks, N Y rent a car, 2 park your car here,and come lunchear aqui.
Porches no prob!

what, someone in new york isnt used to construction?
jesus, it isn't like they are working on it at 1 am

I can't stand Seinfeld (the show or the real guy).

BUT....


That's a damn sweet garage setup there. Where do I sign up for that kind of shiat?

"The garage might actually be good for the block," said Adolfo Bilchez, who lives next door. "He wouldn't be parking his car here if it wasn't a good street."

Hey. Adolfo. Good attitude. And how much does your sister charge for anal?

I work fairly close to where this garage is. Anyone got any ideas as to what I should do? Maybe a prank or something? I'll take suggestions.

Nsquark: Spray paint FARK on one of Mr. Seinfeld's Porsches.

Nothing that will get me locked up. Maybe something I can take a picture of that I will later post here on the website.

park your pinto next to it and take pic,, or act as a bellhop and jack his cArand take for joyride

There's a porno spoof of Seinfeld called "Hindfeld":

Nsquark, just print out some FARK logos on a piece of adhesive and stick them randomly on the building and take pics. Nothing permanent or damaging. Just for the fark of it.

That's sounds like a good one. Not harmful but definately annoying. I definately want it to be as anoying as possible.

Maybe I should glue some marble rye to the building to spell out FARK?

OK nobody is really interested but it's alright.

Aw bullshiat! His neighbours are just jealous. I say let the funnyguy New York Jew have his big oversized toybox, and everyone is happy.

-he who stacks pork

Nsquark : Instead of paint, use something like whipped cream (canned) to spell it out. Heck even on the ground would be kinda cool.

I will take that into consideration Burber.