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(Deseret News)   Stop me if you've heard this one: A nude woman saunters into a post office, and tells everyone to repent...   (deseretnews.com) divider line 83
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2005-01-13 11:26:53 AM  
well did they?
 
2005-01-13 11:26:55 AM  
boobies?

nice.
 
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2005-01-13 11:27:37 AM  
ha ha..very nice headline.
 
2005-01-13 11:27:57 AM  
Stop. I've heard it.
 
2005-01-13 11:30:29 AM  
This thread is better without the pics.
 
2005-01-13 11:32:09 AM  
Clue the LDS bashers in
3
2
1
...
 
2005-01-13 11:32:11 AM  
"Her bare-bones message delivered in memorable fashion..."

Jeebus, how skinny was she?
 
2005-01-13 11:32:57 AM  
nice.

Forty-nine-year-old woman from Utah? How nice can that be?
 
2005-01-13 11:33:12 AM  
Repent? Was she filled with the spirit . . . . . . . . of Jack Daniels?

mmmmm. Jack Daniels.
 
2005-01-13 11:33:20 AM  
i dont get it.
 
2005-01-13 11:33:22 AM  
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS

....then again, maybe not.
 
2005-01-13 11:33:59 AM  
Diogenes
Jeebus, how skinny was she?

She was so skinny, she went first class in a mailer tube

/gots nothing, and niether does she
 
2005-01-13 11:34:20 AM  
Chances are she was prob'ly one of the people you'd be horrified if you saw nekkid.
 
2005-01-13 11:36:25 AM  


Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that youve
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that youve heard this one before
Nothings changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love
I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said lied Id to her ?
Oh, who said Id lied because I never ? I never !
Who said Id lied because I never ?
I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen
And broke my knee
(and then he really laced into me)
Friday night in out-patients
Who said Id lied to her ?
Oh, who said Id lied ? - because I never, I never
Who said Id lied ? - because I never
Oh, so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor ...
...i drank more
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that youve
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that youve heard this one before
Nothings changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
...only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love
 
2005-01-13 11:36:35 AM  

"After checking her mailbox..."


I see a joke there somewhere, just too dense to nail it down.

 
2005-01-13 11:36:38 AM  
Here's my theory:

She was ugly, and decided to put it to good use.

"Repent, and I promise to put my clothes on!"

Sort of an... evangenital Christian.
 
2005-01-13 11:38:53 AM  
I am going to walk into the local ghetto post office here in town naked and yell REPAINT!

that place is a hole...
 
2005-01-13 11:39:22 AM  
choosing to ignore the fact that she's 49 and mentally ill, i finally wish i lived in utah.
 
2005-01-13 11:39:28 AM  
I see we get the obligitory Smiths reference... but still a great song.

All hail the king, baby
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-01-13 11:39:51 AM  
"After checking her mailbox..."

I see a joke there somewhere, just too dense to nail it down.


One of the benefits of being a totalfarker is the occasional malebox link. There was one last night, briefly. Based on that experience, no pics please.
 
2005-01-13 11:41:00 AM  
Pics?
 
2005-01-13 11:41:58 AM  
Boots, eyeglasses and overcoat???
makes me wonder how she has lasted this long...
 
2005-01-13 11:44:19 AM  
But The BOOTS!! What kind were they??!!
 
2005-01-13 11:44:40 AM  
Why is it that the crazies are always closest to God?


/Jelous
 
2005-01-13 11:45:50 AM  
That at least would have been interesting. Here in Orlando, we got a clothed man telling us to repent while we were at the courthouse in line for a marriage license. Bo-ring!
 
2005-01-13 11:46:09 AM  
thanks for putting that song in my head...I was detained, I was restrained.....

How about this one..
If a double decker bus killed the both of us, to die by your side
 
2005-01-13 11:47:08 AM  
"...forgot my pencil"
 
2005-01-13 11:47:18 AM  
Simultaneously postal and commando.
 
2005-01-13 11:47:41 AM  
"what do you think of naked women appearing near the statue of liberty"

"of course, I'm all for it"
 
2005-01-13 11:48:37 AM  
The 49-year-old Provo woman wore nothing but boots and eyeglasses....

Open and shut case. She was not nude. Might not have had all the articles of clothing that people ordinarily wear during the winter-time in Utah, but she was not naked.

Whether she was wack-o is a different question.
 
2005-01-13 11:50:19 AM  
she musta thought COD was

Crazy On God

/nuthin
 
2005-01-13 11:50:26 AM  
Allow me to use faulty logic to conclude that since this crazy woman is professing Christian beliefs, all Christians are crazy.

Q.E.D.
 
2005-01-13 11:52:45 AM  
The cop's name is John Savage. Sounds like the beginning to a bad pr0n movie.
 
2005-01-13 12:00:43 PM  
Maybe she was a Quaker.
 
2005-01-13 12:06:25 PM  

"We're all naked in the eyes of God!"

A cookie to the first Farker to guess where that's from. I'll give you a hint. He says it while stripping.
 
2005-01-13 12:06:29 PM  
Tell me again.. wait, stand there and tell me again, and again, and again.
 
2005-01-13 12:10:17 PM  
LincolnLegolas - it's from that movie. The one with Michael Keaton and and Christopher Lloyd. It'd remember the name of the movie, but it sucked.
 
2005-01-13 12:10:17 PM  
LincolnLogolas

Dream Team?
 
2005-01-13 12:10:36 PM  
LincolnLogolas:

LincolnLogolas [TotalFark]

"We're all naked in the eyes of God!"

A cookie to the first Farker to guess where that's from. I'll give you a hint. He says it while stripping.




The DREAM TEAM
 
2005-01-13 12:15:05 PM  
Screw Florida... there really needs to be a Utah button
 
2005-01-13 12:39:37 PM  
But was she cute?
 
2005-01-13 12:42:44 PM  
Kinda makes sense though...I mean, if Adam and Eve felt the burning desire to start playing dress up once they ate from the tree of knowledge, then taking off your clothes would kinda make you closer to God, because it's kinda like saying you don't want the knowledge anymore. Or something.

/If Adam was Prince Harry, would Eve be a leather-clad Nazi Dominatrix? I'd hit it.
 
2005-01-13 12:44:59 PM  
I wonder if she's a member of "Repent America", the wacko christian group who's officers are about to spend a good long time in prison.
 
2005-01-13 01:01:00 PM  
Someone Beat me to the cookie.

It's a great day to be young and insane
 
2005-01-13 01:09:32 PM  
"Forgot my pencil..."

GAdam beat me to it...

/I guess you won't be needing a drink
 
2005-01-13 01:12:04 PM  


some cult has been writing these up all over town here.
 
2005-01-13 01:14:40 PM  
Insane enough to go naked. Mostly.
Just sane enough to wear the boots in Utah in January.
 
2005-01-13 01:17:13 PM  
rancidPlasma said "... some cult ..."

I think the word your looking for is Christianity.
 
2005-01-13 01:17:49 PM  
The Lord sure does work in mysterious ways.

I might've chosen a supermodel for this particular message...
 
2005-01-13 01:17:50 PM  
you're.
 
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