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(Some Guy)   Super secret traffic sign codes decoded- UN apparently itching to take over rural Michigan   (tackamarks.freeservers.com) divider line 107
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2002-03-06 07:24:39 PM
Hmm. As long as we don't pay our bills the UN keeps sending us, they won't be able to afford to occupy us. Problem already solved, apparently.
 
2002-03-06 07:24:44 PM
i thought you guys always tried to Weeners... so where are you guys?
 
2002-03-06 07:24:53 PM
So THAT'S what those stickers are for.
 
2002-03-06 07:24:55 PM
i knew it!
 
2002-03-06 07:25:43 PM
and the Illuminati in cooperation with the Aliens at Area 51 will enslave the human race
 
2002-03-06 07:26:39 PM
rofl
 
2002-03-06 07:26:44 PM
I tried to understand that page.. big mistake.
 
2002-03-06 07:27:18 PM
No, no, no!!! Can't you see? It's an evil plot started by the reverse vampires!
 
2002-03-06 07:27:22 PM
Hmm...something tells me this guy wears a tin foil hat
 
2002-03-06 07:28:01 PM
what the fark are they talking about?!
 
2002-03-06 07:28:20 PM
BS
 
2002-03-06 07:28:39 PM
What the fark is that?
 
2002-03-06 07:28:48 PM
god bless those reverse vampires.
 
2002-03-06 07:29:09 PM
I'm gonna go put reflective stickers on the back of sign and direct to UN forces to neighbor's house. He's a jerk.
 
2002-03-06 07:29:14 PM
Yeah, right. Smoke another one.
 
2002-03-06 07:30:17 PM
This is a rerpeat from hella long ago.

But read thru the whole series, he does end up making sense. espicially with the ripped and torn ones, and the directionals. ive gone around up here, Juneau Alaska, and it all works the way he says. its freaky
 
2002-03-06 07:30:53 PM
alright koko, get back on the short bus.
 
2002-03-06 07:33:47 PM
I think he misinterpreted that first sign.
It means: "Beer low. Go left to get boobies."
 
2002-03-06 07:34:41 PM
i dont get it.
 
2002-03-06 07:35:08 PM
EVEN BIGGER SECRET:

The other side tells you how to drive!
 
2002-03-06 07:35:34 PM
The good news is the chemtrails will get those UN bastards before they can rape our homes, pillage our wives and make us worship their one-world pagan god.
 
2002-03-06 07:36:37 PM
dum-de-dum...repeat....

I guess we're just running out of weird shiat on the web...

3Horn
 
2002-03-06 07:36:52 PM
out of bounds: LOL!!
 
2002-03-06 07:36:54 PM
The saucer people, working with the reverse vampires, in conjunction with the Rand corporation, in a secret plot to undermine the meal of dinner....
or something like that
 
2002-03-06 07:37:54 PM
Wouldn't it be something if our government was actually that organized and on top of something---anything! Bah.
 
2002-03-06 07:38:57 PM
It is Canada who has put these markings on our soil, and they are obviously massing for an attack.
 
2002-03-06 07:39:26 PM
Wow. I'm usually pretty good at figuring out what foil heads are trying to say, but this guy is way out there.
 
2002-03-06 07:39:30 PM
*sigh*

I don't get it.
 
2002-03-06 07:39:58 PM
i saw this on cruel.com a while ago... guess we're running out of internet. we need the CIA to go slip LSD to some more citizens to get us some new conspiracy crazies...
 
2002-03-06 07:40:27 PM
my dad owns an ashphault company and umm...nope...doesn't happen. those tags are generally where the owner or producer of the sign puts his company info. Where it is placed has no relavence. I think this guy needs to get a life though. By the way...Them signs are EXPENSIVE!
 
2002-03-06 07:40:27 PM
apparently I am going to have to use some of this free time at work to read that whole thing and attempt to understand it cause from the little scan I just did....it seem to me that they are wearing their tin foil hats next to the microwave.
 
2002-03-06 07:40:39 PM
my dad owns an ashphault company and umm...nope...doesn't happen. those tags are generally where the owner or producer of the sign puts his company info. Where it is placed has no relavence. I think this guy needs to get a life though. By the way...Them signs are EXPENSIVE!
 
2002-03-06 07:41:37 PM
Mmm. Pass the steak sauce! This one's done!

I must say, if the UN really is a supa-efficient Sekrit Organization waiting to take over the USA, then my hat's off to them : they're doing a cover spectacular job as an incredibly over-beaucratised, vaguely incompentent, well-meaning fluffy talk shop for people who want to be Real Diplomats when they grow up.
:-)
 
2002-03-06 07:42:02 PM
"This web site is dedicated to the memory of the late JIM KEITH, who first published the early stages of our research is his 1998 sequel to "BLACK HELICOPTERS OVER AMERICA", "

or as we like to call him...

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Dale
 
2002-03-06 07:42:02 PM
I had to check the link... thought I was gonna read "NEWSMAX" in the header....
 
2002-03-06 07:42:32 PM
Call me T-Bone, I'm just a T-Bone kind of guy.
 
2002-03-06 07:43:21 PM
is there an echo in here
 
2002-03-06 07:43:38 PM
DAMMIT! that should have been funny...oh well. Saw the UN Black Helicopter reference and couldn't help it. Too bad I suck

img src="http://www.wvah.com/programs/kingofthehill/dalegribble.jpg">
 
2002-03-06 07:44:12 PM
I give up...been a long day

 
2002-03-06 07:44:53 PM
I knew a guy who owned a army/navy surplus store who believed in this sticker conspiracy. so very very sad.

He also ran across terry nichols.... strange days indeed
 
2002-03-06 07:45:12 PM
I wouldn't get too upset if I saw that sign in Grayling, MI. There's a National Guard training camp there.
 
2002-03-06 07:46:27 PM
Anyone have the URL for that weird meta-cube foil head?
 
2002-03-06 07:48:12 PM
The secret is out. Damn, guess we'll have to change all the farkin stickers AGAIN!
 
2002-03-06 07:49:17 PM
Is that something they do for fun in Michigan or does that guy have entirely too much time on his hands?
 
2002-03-06 07:50:42 PM
hah what an idiot... he totally missed the bus

 
2002-03-06 07:53:55 PM
How difficult would it be to change some of those stickers around and really freak this guy out?
 
2002-03-06 07:54:47 PM
Oh, yes, I know where the foil head is:

http://www.stopabductions.com/

Is that what you're talking about?

It's a classic.
 
2002-03-06 08:09:19 PM
Loc-Nar - It is Canada who has put these markings on our soil, and they are obviously massing for an attack.


Bah...probably just the French Canadians...they'll just have to surrender.
 
2002-03-06 08:09:27 PM
Seem odd to anyone that ALL the symbols mean "helicopter"?
 
2002-03-06 08:10:24 PM
Yah know, those Blue Helmet fellers have another super-secret device, code-named MAPS. Scary, huh?
 
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