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(Yahoo)   Ann McDonald gives birth in a McDonald's parking lot. Naming him Ronald not a possibility   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 51
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2005-01-11 06:37:28 PM
My vote is for Hamburglar.

And while were at it, how did they come up with the name Grimace? Were the ad guys for McDonalds watching clown porn or something?
 
2005-01-11 06:57:40 PM
As long as Mayor McCheese doesn't come up...
 
2005-01-11 07:30:30 PM
ee-i-ee-i-OH!
 
2005-01-11 07:41:02 PM
Click on my name and say hi

/lonely and bored farkette
 
2005-01-11 07:42:38 PM
Chayse?

That's the best she could come up with?
 
2005-01-11 07:42:50 PM
Ronald, Schmonald...

can I get fries with that?
 
2005-01-11 07:43:08 PM
the manager was probalbly underneath her with a bed pan collecting special sause
 
2005-01-11 07:44:15 PM
As if there werent enough mcdonalds
 
2005-01-11 07:45:09 PM
Chayse Westin McDonald was due Wednesday...

...and with a name like that, was probably beat up by the other babies in the hospital's nursery.
 
2005-01-11 07:45:23 PM
That reminds me of the time this lady I know gavebirth in a subway resturaunt, and named the kid Foot long subway melt, on white bread.
 
2005-01-11 07:45:29 PM
You never know...He could have been concieved in the McDonalds' parking lot,thus continuing the circle of life.
 
2005-01-11 07:46:27 PM
The Mail Demon:
As long as Mayor McCheese doesn't come up...

"drink long island iced teas
with mayor mccheese
sipping shamrock shake please"

/Had to.
//hooray for boobies.
 
2005-01-11 07:49:09 PM
I have twin uncles named Ronald and Reagan. Truth.
 
2005-01-11 07:49:37 PM
Robinalexa:

I would, but you're a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.
 
2005-01-11 07:51:34 PM
instance

Bad reporting or illiterate by-stander.

You make the call.
 
2005-01-11 07:51:44 PM
I'm Birthin' It!
 
2005-01-11 07:52:01 PM
Leonid

I can't help it...I've lived here forever. I was was born in Winnipeg, but they gave our Jets away...so sad
 
2005-01-11 07:53:54 PM
And you couldn't follow them to... which was it, Carolina or Phoenix?


/Egh, both suck.
//So do the Leafs.
///Actually, we both do, as hockey fans, cause of the strike
 
2005-01-11 07:54:45 PM
robinalexa: Click on my name and say hi

/lonely and bored farkette


Hi!

/Lonely and bored farker.
 
2005-01-11 07:56:35 PM
"Ann McDonald gives birth to a McDonald's parking lot."

Now THAT I'd like to see.
 
2005-01-11 07:59:43 PM
I think I've stayed a couple nights at the Chayse Westin McDonald before. I think it was in Phoenix. Really great staff, nice hot tub area...
 
2005-01-11 08:02:28 PM
Will they sue her for Trademark infringement?
 
2005-01-11 08:04:17 PM
I found a picture of the kid:



/thread was useless without pics
 
2005-01-11 08:16:17 PM
I am Canadian...I can't cheer for an American team...nothing personal :P
 
2005-01-11 08:17:12 PM


C'mon baby! You know you want to.

/What is it with wiener dags?
 
2005-01-11 08:18:31 PM
Chook Cheek

/thread was useless without pics




...And now it's disgusting.
 
2005-01-11 08:19:25 PM
So what?

My cousin Wendy was born in the parking lot of...

...a Pep Boys.

</got nothin'
 
2005-01-11 08:35:56 PM
The first paragraph of this article said exactly what needed to be said. Then it reiterated 87 different ways.
 
2005-01-11 08:43:23 PM
obvious: name the kid (if a girl) Wendy

if a boy, then carl jr
 
2005-01-11 08:48:16 PM
My cousin gave birth in a Taco Bell. After the delivery, the police arrested her for trying to pay with a $2 bill.
 
2005-01-11 09:00:03 PM
Knew a girl in high school in sacramento named ann mcdonald. that'd be odd if it were her.
 
2005-01-11 09:01:29 PM
I'm mildly surprised this didn't get one of those poorly placed IRONIC tags.

/It's ironic because of the similarity of names, right? Right??!!
 
2005-01-11 09:19:16 PM
Hagbardr: My cousin gave birth in a Taco Bell.

But more importantly, did she name the kid fnorgby?
 
2005-01-11 09:55:02 PM
Why is "ironic" so misused and misunderstood?
 
2005-01-11 10:08:04 PM
i knew a girl in high school named rhonda mcdonald. poor thing, it was hell for her.
 
2005-01-11 10:08:05 PM
Why is "ironic" so misused and misunderstood?

The irony is that it actually isn't misused and misunderstood that much.
 
2005-01-11 10:15:13 PM
Will the kid go to Chayse Westin Reserve University?

/got nothin'
 
2005-01-11 10:17:58 PM
"Chase" is stupid-trendy enough even without the extra "y". Moms like this one are giving Mrs. Name-Your-Kid-Lemonjello a run for her money.
 
2005-01-11 10:26:12 PM
This post is useless without pics of the conception.
 
2005-01-11 10:33:01 PM
Popular Baby Names / Social Security Administration
January 11, 2005
http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/

The name Chayse is not among the top 1,000 names for years 1990-2003.


Selected name: Chase
Popularity of the name Chase Year of birth Rank
2003 87
2002 84
2001 80
2000 78
1999 77
1998 69
1997 79
1996 79
1995 100
1994 117
1993 122
1992 121
1991 114
1990 119
 
2005-01-11 10:44:06 PM
This wouldna happened if her hubby had simply gone for a Happy Meal instead of choosing to Supersize.

/furburger with a side order of thighs
 
2005-01-11 11:35:17 PM
I thought it was pronounced like Casey. Doesn't matter, Chayse
is a stupid way to spell anything. Chayse Westin McDonald... ouch!

/didn't rtfa.
 
2005-01-11 11:59:22 PM
It looks like our friend Ann has figured out the art of randomly throwing the letter "Y" in names...
 
2005-01-12 12:14:21 AM
jockorama: Why hasn't she changed her name to Ayn then?
 
2005-01-12 12:54:37 AM
...And I'll bet the baby still has less calories than a Big Mac.
 
2005-01-12 12:55:48 AM
Do those McNuggets taste different today?

/too lazy to post link to placenta recipes
 
2005-01-12 07:09:52 AM
Throw away the bun and name it Low Carb McDonald.
 
2005-01-12 08:30:25 AM
"Of course everyone is like, 'Are you going to name him Ronald?,'" Ann McDonald said.

WHEN will people stop using "like" in sentences this way? When? Oh, the horror.
 
2005-01-12 08:34:27 AM
Ronald, no

BUT GRIMACE... Now for the middle name noonions?
 
2005-01-12 10:15:10 AM
Karate Explosion
That's a coincidence...i'm known as "Foot-long" too...but that's because...er..never mind.
 
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