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(Newsday)   South Jersey parents block "The Simple Life" from filming at their kid's school, thus depriving the children a chance to meet real-life douchebags   ( newsday.com) divider line
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2005-01-11 10:04:16 AM  
Believe me, the kids will be better for it.

One less kid who thinks it's cool to say 'That's Hot' makes the world a better place.
 
2005-01-11 11:01:56 AM  
Actually depriving the children of meeting two real life douchebags. Douchebags are so hot.
 
2005-01-11 12:24:29 PM  
Well Jersey does have enough of thier own.
 
2005-01-11 01:07:19 PM  
Well, let's be honest: Would it really be prudent to bring two more trashy girls into the state?
 
2005-01-11 01:54:51 PM  
For once I admire South Jersey.
 
2005-01-11 01:55:15 PM  
Why wouldn't a parent want an ex-Heroin addict and a XXX star as teachers?
 
2005-01-11 01:55:39 PM  
I think I am more frightened that there is going to be another one of this "Simple Life" tragedies.... anyone up for TV exec hunting.
 
2005-01-11 01:56:06 PM  
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2005-01-11 01:57:07 PM  
I know she's skanky and whory and all that stuff, but I'd still hit it.

/Likes Nicole Ritchie better though
 
2005-01-11 01:57:28 PM  
ooh.. flash iPod.. bout time
 
2005-01-11 01:59:18 PM  
*sigh* The "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" song is going to be stuck in my head again all day. Thanks Fark!

/looks for the gun
 
2005-01-11 01:59:21 PM  

But if Paris had shown up as a teacher, she could had taught them a new word for the day: "Butterface".


Although, in her case, even that word doesn't apply.

 
2005-01-11 01:59:38 PM  
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2005-01-11 01:59:40 PM  
They're both talentless hacks wasting oxygen.
 
2005-01-11 01:59:48 PM  
340 parents said it was fine thou. Only 34 had a problem with it and the school is gonna go with the 34?

I wish elections worked that way.
 
2005-01-11 02:00:44 PM  
I guess that school thinks they're too good for MTV. Well I have a news flash for ya....they aren't!

Two Bit Transient
 
2005-01-11 02:01:02 PM  
"Douchebag".

Best.word.evar.
 
2005-01-11 02:03:17 PM  
Thank you but we already have enough douchebags in our state.

/lives in jersey
//can't find a single good thing about it
 
2005-01-11 02:03:22 PM  
Just say "NO"
 
2005-01-11 02:03:48 PM  
doccm9
I think I speak for most of jersey when I say, Yes we do.
 
2005-01-11 02:04:56 PM  
Hydrostatic_Equilibrium
I wish elections worked that way.

popular vote 2000... (just sayin')


btw - I'd hit it, and film it with the lights on.
 
2005-01-11 02:04:58 PM  
South Jersey makes news! Living down here has its perks once every.... wait, nevermind.
 
2005-01-11 02:05:00 PM  
Good for them. Anyone who has seen even parts of their show sould know that PH/NR/Simple Life Show will take advantage of them.

I can't believe they haven't been arrested for some of the stuff they do on camera.
 
2005-01-11 02:05:02 PM  
I'm from Jersey.

The idea for the Buena episode was to have Hilton and Richie work as substitute teachers and cafeteria monitors at the J.P. Cleary Middle School.

Seriously, this is a great idea. Two hotties teachign at a high school. I would have loved this to have taken place when I was in high school.

since when do farkers hate hotties?
 
2005-01-11 02:05:21 PM  
Amen, ArkAngel.
 
2005-01-11 02:05:34 PM  
Good headline, but I would replace douchebag with cumdumpster.
 
2005-01-11 02:06:18 PM  
Another thumbs up in agreement to ArkAngel. Hero would be a more appropriate tag.
 
2005-01-11 02:06:35 PM  
I prefer the word "farkdoll."
 
2005-01-11 02:06:43 PM  
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/would insist on doggie-style and a flea collar
 
2005-01-11 02:08:15 PM  
Definitely needs a Hero tag.
 
2005-01-11 02:08:29 PM  
I've never seen this show, but it sounds like it is so annoying that it would make watching bill o'reilly calming as a corona commercial.

Who watches this shiate?
 
2005-01-11 02:08:56 PM  
On Fark, the preferred usage is Douchenoozle, or in a pinch, Doucherocket.

The more you know....
 
2005-01-11 02:09:04 PM  
I can't believe they haven't been arrested for some of the stuff they do on camera.
Guess what? It's all staged.
 
2005-01-11 02:09:53 PM  
It is great to see that responsible parenting hasn't died in the USA.
 
2005-01-11 02:09:54 PM  
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Hansel, he's so hot right now.
 
2005-01-11 02:10:01 PM  
The Simple Life is a show whose goal is to show us that the way we make our livings is a joke, to be mocked and discarded on a whim by the rich.

At the same time, it highlights a social class where money overrides the power structures that we are trapped in.


I hate the show, and I hate these stupid biatches.

EAT.
THE.
RICH.

/a phrase coined by a rich man, of course.
 
2005-01-11 02:10:33 PM  
halfof33:

On Fark, the preferred usage is Douchenoozle, or in a pinch, Doucherocket.

The more you know....


Oh? Since when / says who?
 
2005-01-11 02:11:00 PM  
Should have been HERO tag
 
2005-01-11 02:11:00 PM  
Teachers? They are too much of a moron to teach anything educational.
 
2005-01-11 02:11:03 PM  
Hero tag. Definately. Though the reasoning's a bit suspect. They nixed it because it would "hold the community up to ridicule". How about "because Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie would be teaching children"?
 
2005-01-11 02:11:29 PM  
farking A, ArkAngel!

Paris, Paris, let me be! Keep that sluthole far from me.
 
2005-01-11 02:12:49 PM  
Can't we get over this rather coprophilic fascination with "reality TV"...?

Do we really have half a brain to stand on in the US?

Believe me, I'd be proud if there were a nationwide pogrom against it--by people who aren't ashamed to say how much they hate it...people that realize that it takes away from our culture and doesn't even stand up to a microfart of real entertainment.

Anybody out there?
 
2005-01-11 02:13:04 PM  
I bet there is alot of pissed off 13 year old boys, odds are they had a chance with Paris
 
2005-01-11 02:13:33 PM  
For the record, the people that live in Buena pronounce it "byoon-ah". I'm just sayin.

And oh, here's the LAST thing Buena got $5K for, in May 2004:
For the first half of May, the small, rural community of Richland will be called "Mojito," named for a drink made of rum, mint leaves, lime, sugar and club soda. Richland is a section of Buena Vista Township, near Atlantic City.

The Buena Vista Township Committee voted 5-0 on April 26 to authorize the new name after the rum maker Bacardi offered to give the township $5,000 for recreation projects such as new playground equipment in public parks.

/grew up in Bridgeton and wondering what the next $5000 story will be (for the trifecta)
 
2005-01-11 02:14:58 PM  
This isn't a highschool it's a middle school. Some of those kids are as young as eleven, schools have a responsiblity to bring positive influences on the kids in, not two dumbasses who will never have to work or do anything in their entire lives and are basically a drain on society.
 
2005-01-11 02:16:24 PM  
One less kid who thinks it's cool to say 'That's Hot' makes the world a better place.

HOT!
[image from checkerboardnightmare.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-11 02:16:44 PM  
DaShredda

Seriously, this is a great idea. Two hotties teachign at a high school. I would have loved this to have taken place when I was in high school.

since when do farkers hate hotties?


Farkers love hotties. We just hate stupid, spoiled whores.
 
2005-01-11 02:17:03 PM  
halfof33: On Fark, the preferred usage is Douchenoozle, or in a pinch, Doucherocket.

Personally, I think "skank" fills the bill in pretty much any venue.
But for 5 kilobucks (..and a supply of condoms), I'll take Paris and Nichole to "school".

/kinda like volunteering for the Peace Corps, ya know?
 
2005-01-11 02:17:38 PM  
From reading these posts, maybe the Simple Life isn't such a bad show after all. Perhaps people now have their eyes open to how assinine and selfish the rich really are and how much we really don't need them around anymore.

//If those condescending biatches ever showed up at my work to ridicule my labor, I'd punch them in the face.
 
2005-01-11 02:19:40 PM  
Aren't there already plenty of skeezy, skanky sluts running around in South Jersey?
 
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