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2002-03-06 02:41:24 PM
All I can is is "SCHWEEEEEET!"
 
2002-03-06 02:41:33 PM
1st? BOOYA
 
2002-03-06 02:41:34 PM
Ride the Snake.........
 
2002-03-06 02:41:35 PM
Cool! Now, how about a drug that convinces my body I'm getting a hummer from Laurie Dhue?
 
2002-03-06 02:41:53 PM
Yeah, it's called speed.
 
2002-03-06 02:43:32 PM
Sorry DiceChavez... Next time perhaps. :)
 
2002-03-06 02:43:40 PM
Now what we need is an exercise drug that fools your body into thinking your drinking. 'Scuze me!
Cheers, I think I'll have another please.
Dawg
 
2002-03-06 02:43:58 PM
I know a drug that tricks the body into thinking it is hungry...
1908's?
 
2002-03-06 02:44:29 PM
God, I wish exercising fooled my body into thinking it was on drugs....
 
2002-03-06 02:44:31 PM
Alcohol fools the body into thinking you are drunk.
Wait a minute . . .
 
2002-03-06 02:44:46 PM
Anybody notice that one of the medical problems caused by diabetes is FOOT AMPUTATION???

yeesh!

Kym
 
2002-03-06 02:44:46 PM
exercise is good!!

drugs are always bad!!
 
JMe
2002-03-06 02:46:20 PM
Hartfrog - That was an awesome skit...

"Are there any side effects?...Yooooouuuuuu beeetttcchhhaaaa"
 
2002-03-06 02:47:25 PM
Alright Drew, there are certainly some worthy submissions coming from sources other than Cosmiverse
 
2002-03-06 02:47:27 PM
If you sit at your computer everyday for 9 hours a day, and continue to ask people "Am i getting fat?", I WILL audit you.
screw off,
the IRS
 
2002-03-06 02:48:59 PM
So farking what?

I need a drug that fools my body into thinking I'm drinking 25 year old scotch while being double teamed by Reese Witherspoon and Kirsten Dunst.

When is that drug coming out?
 
2002-03-06 02:49:08 PM
Professor Grahame Hardie first discovered the AMPK system in 1908. He is now working with pharmaceutical companies to develop a new generation of AMPK-activating drugs that may be even more effective than metformin.


If this has been around since 1908, why the hell has it taken 92 years to develop?!?
 
2002-03-06 02:50:55 PM
I sit at a computer 12+ hours a day, please send your finest (female, blond or brunette, 5'8", slim, cute--goat fetishes welcomed, if not encouraged).
 
2002-03-06 02:51:40 PM
Jme.....YOU ARE NOW BEING SCANNED*******************
 
2002-03-06 02:51:59 PM
The focus of their research has been a system called Activated Protein Kinase, or AMPhetamines
 
2002-03-06 02:52:45 PM
Now I just need a drug that will fool my boss into thinking I'm working....
 
2002-03-06 02:53:15 PM
FunWithPolio: Yes, I agree. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2002-03-06 02:53:18 PM
I'll take some of those drugs while I'm hooking up the PlayStation at the Hooters that serves free beer.
 
2002-03-06 02:56:39 PM
Ju-ust maybe that 1908 is a typo, huh?
 
2002-03-06 03:01:00 PM
Drugs that fool your body into thinking you are excercising?
Isn't that what speed is for?
 
2002-03-06 03:01:33 PM
So I can still enjoy my Tim Tams? Marvellous...
 
2002-03-06 03:03:35 PM
I need a drug that fools my body into thinking I'm drinking 25 year old scotch while being double teamed by Reese Witherspoon and Kirsten Dunst.

When is that drug coming out?


Damn right...if you hear anything....let us know.
 
2002-03-06 03:04:04 PM
Pass the beer nuts.....please
 
2002-03-06 03:04:52 PM
I wonder how this stuff would mix with BEER hehehe.
 
2002-03-06 03:06:37 PM

"If you sit at your computer everyday for 9 hours a day, and continue to ask people "Am i getting fat?"

geesh.... I sit at the computer for 10-12 hrs a day....but it's MY JOB !

not fat anyways....but lifting wears me out, I want this drug !!

 
2002-03-06 03:09:49 PM
Ironbar, I'm not sure if she's still around here anymore, but one-half of your "dream-team" is/was a farker.

Anyone seen her around lately?

3Horn
 
2002-03-06 03:10:45 PM
Make it stop! Make it STOP, Jimmy!! Aaagghhhh!!
Jimmy Tango: Nice try, novice! But don't mess with the maestro! So, there you have it, folks! Use Jimmy Tango's method, and within days you'll drop more weight than a Tijuana crack whore!
 
2002-03-06 03:11:57 PM
New fool drugs your body into exercising your thinking. That's why we never diss lexia.
 
2002-03-06 03:12:37 PM
Hartfrog:

PAHAHAHAHAH! Dude, that was one of my favorite SNL sketches. I wore your macrame heat suit and I rode your snake. SCAN ME!!!!!! NOVICE!
 
2002-03-06 03:12:44 PM
take a pill and become this guy.


thank you. i'll be here all week.
 
2002-03-06 03:13:20 PM
3horn: no kidding, what was her login???
 
2002-03-06 03:13:35 PM
Can you say, Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters?
 
2002-03-06 03:13:37 PM
03-06-02 03:09:49 PM 3horn
Ironbar, I'm not sure if she's still around here anymore, but one-half of your "dream-team" is/was a farker.


Jeepers, man, you're going to give me a coronary.
 
2002-03-06 03:16:51 PM
3Horn:
Npoe.. not seen her..
 
2002-03-06 03:17:00 PM
The recipe for the Dunst/Witherspoon effect is as follows:
1 part Xtasy, 1 part Valium, 2 parts LSD, and $50.
Take drug combo, wrap $50 bill around your Clinton, spend night in homeless shelter, and enjoy.
 
2002-03-06 03:20:35 PM
New drug fools your body into thinking you are exercising

You silly, silly, Americans.
 
2002-03-06 03:21:52 PM
i can't seem to find a pic of that sketch . . .
 
2002-03-06 03:43:42 PM
Professor Grahame Hardie first discovered the AMPK system in the 1908s. He is now working with pharmaceutical companies to develop a new generation of AMPK-activating drugs

Long and active career
 
2002-03-06 03:43:59 PM
Kymry: I noticed that too...Diabetes 2 doesn't cause foot amputation! I'm sure that's caused by some doctor hacking your foot off...
 
2002-03-06 03:50:26 PM
Fat guy goes on $5 million dollar drinking binge, dies penniless

oh the memories..... :)

I knew an old lady with that type 2 diabetes, she wouldn't let the doc amputate her leg, she had an open sore there for years and years. It was nasty, flies would fly around it and stuff, yuk!
 
2002-03-06 03:52:47 PM
JOHNDX: WOW. Flashback. Where's twocents when ya need her?
 
2002-03-06 03:55:52 PM

anyone get her e-mail ?? those that did, know where's she's at...

the "admin" here got her...

 
2002-03-06 03:57:06 PM

I think that drug has already been invented and I've used it already...





Wake up, Neo ......

 
2002-03-06 03:58:59 PM
Vegasj: send me an e-mail please
 
2002-03-06 04:01:01 PM
So does this pill also "trick" my body into sweating like I'm exercising all day or just make me thirsty for Gatorade?
 
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