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2005-01-09 08:19:05 AM
Okay, good. I thought I just drank too much last night.
 
2005-01-09 08:27:06 AM
Incredible!
 
2005-01-09 08:35:08 AM
This all kinda thinks we need to work on some sort of escape plan from earth more urgently.

I want to know that if the plantet is doomed, we can still continue instead of being some sort of a joke-race in galactic terms because we couldnt even save ourseleves from nature.

/Scientifically fitted Tin-Foil Hat
 
2005-01-09 09:18:32 AM
I am glad that the Earth didn't leave it's orbit and start hurling toward the Sun. That would suck big time. Now that I think about it, that would be the most monumental and important sucking moment ever.
 
2005-01-09 10:05:53 AM
LuciferSatannica: but what a ride it would've been!
 
2005-01-09 11:10:29 AM
Tell your mom to stop jumping
 
2005-01-09 11:21:19 AM
WHAT? I can't hear you over this RINGING NOISE!
 
2005-01-09 11:38:01 AM
Oh great... now ALL of the aliens with a probing fetish are going to find us.

Watch out for the cornhole, buddy.
 
2005-01-09 11:47:10 AM
And the rhythm of my hear
is beating like a drum.
 
2005-01-09 11:47:51 AM
I mean heart. Whoops.
 
2005-01-09 12:11:31 PM
Just as long as it's not ringing like Art Bell.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-01-09 04:08:23 PM
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
 
2005-01-09 04:41:57 PM
--;
 
2005-01-09 04:48:32 PM
Ask not for whom the Earth tolls
 
2005-01-09 04:48:40 PM
I think it would suck a lot more LuciferSatannica when you woke up and remembered the Earth was actually moving away from the sun.
 
G2V
2005-01-09 04:50:11 PM
If this earth's a-rockin,
don't come a-knockin.
 
2005-01-09 04:50:33 PM
Floods in California, Ohio, Britain.

Snow in Las Vegas.

Things are all effed up
 
2005-01-09 04:50:34 PM
Some islands were moved as much as 20 meters????

I bet there's a rise in the suicide rate for asian cartographers.
 
2005-01-09 04:51:53 PM
ViperCTW:

I think it would suck a lot more LuciferSatannica when you woke up and remembered the Earth was actually moving away from the sun.

Slick. =)
 
2005-01-09 04:52:39 PM
I think if we could have all the Chinese people jump off of chairs at the same time, we could stop it.
 
2005-01-09 04:54:03 PM
So, who's up to helping me raise enough $$$ to get a ride on Spaceship One and head out to Mars?
 
2005-01-09 04:55:46 PM
Dangit! Time to get me a new map of Asia. You know, since I own one.

/goes away
 
2005-01-09 04:56:58 PM
C.U.D.
 
2005-01-09 04:57:52 PM
Yeah, the end is near!!!!
Party at Drew's

Ill bring the punch...of Doom
 
2005-01-09 04:59:00 PM
Cat's eh?

 
2005-01-09 04:59:14 PM
That seismograph picture is cool! Someone ought to transfer the waves on it to something that could play it audibly, all the way back from the 9.0 event until the reverberations subsist, then incorporate it into trance.
 
2005-01-09 05:01:11 PM


Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 
2005-01-09 05:02:13 PM
moderateHER: Cat's eh?


OMFG!!!!!!
I woke up to this?
fark this, I'm going back to sleep
 
2005-01-09 05:06:09 PM
And I thought it was my tinnitus
 
2005-01-09 05:08:51 PM
Yep, read the same thing happening when Alaska had that last Denali fault quake. The Earth is made of matter, it resonates. Woo.

/Okay, you can look at the wriggly lines for a while. Then move along.
 
2005-01-09 05:08:59 PM
"Someone's knockin at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell....
do do-do do-do do-do d-do do....."
 
2005-01-09 05:09:26 PM
This is the way the world ends - Not with a bang but a BONG.

/TS Elliot
 
2005-01-09 05:14:14 PM
...permanently altered the map of Asia by moving some small islands up to 20 metres (66 feet)...


Thats just awsome
 
2005-01-09 05:14:15 PM
Needs more cowbe...

Oh wait, never mind.
 
2005-01-09 05:14:49 PM
Damn, so it was the earth that was moving.
 
2005-01-09 05:15:40 PM
Undertoad

Floods in California, Ohio, Britain.

Snow in Las Vegas.

Things are all effed up


Today's weather:
Partly cloudy, a chance of locusts...
 
2005-01-09 05:20:55 PM
Coincidence?
/Where's that tinfoil hat..
 
2005-01-09 05:24:23 PM
Anita Ward unavailable for comment.

/my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling
 
2005-01-09 05:28:19 PM
How could you all have forgotten already? IT MUST BE PLANET X!
 
obz
2005-01-09 05:28:21 PM
Herb McQueen???

Poor SOB
 
2005-01-09 05:30:17 PM
Was Chuck Berry playing with his ding-a-ling again?
 
2005-01-09 05:35:12 PM
 
2005-01-09 05:36:05 PM
SwiftFox

Yep, read the same thing happening when Alaska had that last Denali fault quake. The Earth is made of matter, it resonates. Woo.

/Okay, you can look at the wriggly lines for a while. Then move along.


Phew, for a second there I was going to submit the story to FARK with a "scary" tag and make a couple comments about Earth trying to kill everybody. Good thing I'm not an idiot though.
 
2005-01-09 05:37:44 PM
Folks, this happens all the time. The news just needs to do something to get your eyeballs so they can sell you to their advertisers.
 
2005-01-09 05:39:58 PM
The news it came out in the First World War
The bloody Red Baron was flying once more
The Allied Command ignored all of its men
And called on Snoopy to do it again

Was the night before Christmas and forty below
When Snoopy went up in search of his foe
He spied the Red Baron and fiercely they fought
With ice on his wings, Snoopy knew he was caught

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ring out from the land
Asking peace of all the world
And good will to man

The Baron had Snoopy dead in his sights
He reached for the trigger to pull it up tight
Why he didn't shoot, well, we'll never know
Or was it the bells from the village below

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man

The Baron made Snoopy fly to the Rhine
And forced him to land behind the enemy lines
Snoopy was certain that this was the end
When the Baron cried out "Merry Christmas, mein friend!"

The Baron then offered a holiday toast
And Snoopy our hero saluted his host
And then with a roar they were both on their way
Each knowing they'd meet on some other day

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man

Christmas bells those Christmas bells
Ringing through the land
Bringing peace to all the world
And good will to man

/and a tsunami, oops...
 
2005-01-09 05:40:09 PM
 
2005-01-09 05:42:09 PM
the earth is my vibrator.
 
2005-01-09 05:44:57 PM
...permanently altered the map of Asia by moving some small islands up to 20 metres (66 feet)...

It's not the islands moving that has cartographers so upset, it's that the sea floor has also shifted. You know those big ships that need to know how deep the ocean is when they get near the coast? They don't know anymore.
 
2005-01-09 05:45:03 PM
damn I thought of something funnier. ah hell I'll post it anyway.

Scientists determine Earth spinning at OVER 1,000 MPH!
 
2005-01-09 05:53:47 PM

Art Bell says:
We are all Farked!
 
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