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(RapidCars.com)   Pics of some of the most exotic -- and totaled -- cars on the planet   (rapidcars.com) divider line 88
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2005-01-08 09:53:48 AM  
wait, the pictures are totaled, or the cars are?

/poor sentence structure nazi
 
2005-01-08 09:56:06 AM  
"My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." -Spicoli

But seriously, I wonder what the survivability rates are like for some of these exotics. After looking at them, surely there were some fatalities involved. If the actual crash didn't kill the driver, I bet his wife did!
 
2005-01-08 09:58:10 AM  
whoop... got one green-lighted! yeah me!
 
2005-01-08 10:11:18 AM  
Weakner: wait, the pictures are totaled, or the cars are?

According to the headline, the pictures were.
 
2005-01-08 10:13:23 AM  
Like, totally, man.
 
2005-01-08 10:19:12 AM  
ooh, ooh, humiliation!

fap, fap, fap
 
2005-01-08 10:38:56 AM  
it's too damned early in the morning on my day off to be proper about my engrish!

/points at the sentence structure nazis
 
2005-01-08 10:40:56 AM  
[image from debisty.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-08 10:43:35 AM  
This brought a tear to my eye.
 
2005-01-08 10:59:53 AM  
hahaha, meshnoob won this thread! that is one TOTALED picture, d00d!
 
2005-01-08 11:54:41 AM  
Even though not all of the cars listed are exotics, that hurts. Especially that enzo with the front end ripped out.
 
2005-01-08 11:57:18 AM  
Submitter also misspelled "erotic."

/J.G. Ballard
 
2005-01-08 12:22:58 PM  
Thank you submitter.

This is the only one that I knew about so far...
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/
 
PTK
2005-01-08 12:45:22 PM  
Totalled Enzo's make baby Jesus cry.
 
2005-01-08 12:56:18 PM  
Looks like that website got totaled too.
 
2005-01-08 01:00:26 PM  
Farked allready? We haven't even hit 1k hits yet and its down
 
2005-01-08 01:00:33 PM  
site got farked.

nice.
 
2005-01-08 01:00:40 PM  
farked already.
 
2005-01-08 01:01:21 PM  
anyone got a cache of the crash?
 
2005-01-08 01:01:56 PM  
Not farked; just slow as Christmas.

That was gut-wrenching.
 
2005-01-08 01:02:08 PM  
Let's all just talk about the cars we drive. Everyone drop their pants and I'll go get a ruler...
 
2005-01-08 01:07:17 PM  
Server must be Yugo-powered.

/I drive a Chev Impala
 
2005-01-08 01:09:58 PM  
farked
 
2005-01-08 01:10:22 PM  
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/ same subject, unfarked site
 
2005-01-08 01:10:57 PM  
heh

heheheheh

heheh

the network admin appearantly does not have monitoring software...
 
2005-01-08 01:14:36 PM  
farked
 
2005-01-08 01:15:47 PM  
Every time one of these sites gets farked, it's always before I get to see it... damnit.
 
2005-01-08 01:17:38 PM  
linky no worky......
/bmw M3
//allways farked b/f i get to see to.
 
2005-01-08 01:18:34 PM  
/oh yeah, drive a 93 Sentra
 
2005-01-08 01:20:32 PM  
Some resubmit this headline as:


Links to some of the most exotic -- and farked -- pages on the planet
 
2005-01-08 01:23:55 PM  
I once totalled a 1989 Pontiac 6000.
 
2005-01-08 01:25:38 PM  
I drive a 1973 VW Thing.
 
2005-01-08 01:27:12 PM  
Personally I find this stuff hilarious.

If you can afford to own them and race them, you can certainly afford to fix or replace them!

/drives an S4
 
2005-01-08 01:34:27 PM  
Haaa haha...

I love it. This is one of those things that we can be thankful for. Nothing can replace skill. Just because some jerkoff can afford a $100k car doesn't mean he'll be able to drive it.

You know Darwinism ensued for a few of those drivers.
 
2005-01-08 01:40:07 PM  
This site actually had a classified running on fark a few days ago.
 
2005-01-08 01:40:31 PM  
something tells me this guy died... :P

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/996/996_092602_002.shtml (new window)
 
2005-01-08 01:41:49 PM  
This is the webmaster of the site. I come onto fark and get all excited cause I finally see my site on the fark main page and then I go and see its pretty much farked. I'm working with my host to see if they handle the temporary traffic increase so hopefully it works out.
 
2005-01-08 01:46:29 PM  
Weakner the sentence structure nazi:
Ok, he used em-dashes instead of a comma or parenthesis, but how are the photos totaled? Deconstructed:

*/Here >are* =Pics +of [{some of} the {most} exotic (-- and totaled --)] =cars +on [the =planet]]
*implied:/Ind. sub >vb* =obj +adj.prep. phrase: prep. [{adj. prep. mod.} def. art. {adv. mod} adj. mod (parenthetical: conj., adj. mod.)] =p.obj. +adj. prep. phrase: prep. [def. art. =p.obj.]]

Clearly, "totaled" is modifing "cars" as part of the prep. phrase that modifies "Pics". He would have had to put "Here are some of the most exotic cars --and totaled-- on the planet." to have the ambiguity.

your version?

/don't care no cars. care words for cars!
 
2005-01-08 02:08:19 PM  
 
2005-01-08 02:11:54 PM  
I'm sitting here waiting for someone to show up and measure my cock.
 
2005-01-08 02:13:59 PM  
Well this is lame, who hasn't known about wreckedexotics for years now? I'm going back over to the "pornography is bad thread"

/see ya later, "suckers"!
//flies his rocketship off...
 
2005-01-08 02:40:09 PM  
carma-sutra
 
2005-01-08 02:40:33 PM  
OWN3D photoshop from http://www.wreckedexotics.com in 3...2.....
 
2005-01-08 02:41:11 PM  
not reachable try this site
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/
 
2005-01-08 02:45:38 PM  
07734

Wow, I've never seen such gramar nazi pwnage in my life. I will never forget this moment. Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be debating pr0n....

/whistles off...
 
2005-01-08 02:59:41 PM  
I have destroyed quite a few cars in my life. Funny stories. Remind me to tell you them sometime.
 
2005-01-08 03:21:54 PM  
07734

Bravo! I was going to correct the sentence nazi but you did it nicely.
 
2005-01-08 03:34:09 PM  
This site was gone in 60 seconds.
 
2005-01-08 03:39:23 PM  
Links that are farked or just really slow loading make baby Jesus cry also.
 
2005-01-08 03:40:06 PM  
Wasn't this site in the classifieds just a few days ago?
 
2005-01-08 03:47:28 PM  
"I once totalled a 1989 Pontiac 6000."

The STE?

Damned shame.
 
2005-01-08 03:57:39 PM  
Still farked. I'm amazed at how many people have lame-ass web servers. Granted, about 20,000 clicks from Farkers over the past 6 hours. But shouldn't a decent web server be able to handle that? Mine does.

Sorry y'all, I'm just ranting. I get frustrated with servers that get farked so easily, and then when I click on the post late I can't see it.
 
2005-01-08 03:59:49 PM  
My apartment overlooks what MUST be the accident capitol of the midwest. I see at least one accident per week, sometimes spectacularly weird. I have often thought of starting a webcam what for ta watch all the accidents like. I've been saying I would do that for well over three years, though, so...
 
2005-01-08 04:13:31 PM  
"Pics of some of the most exotic -- and totaled -- cars on the planet"

Ummm... sentence structure is fine?

/someone changed it?
 
2005-01-08 04:31:38 PM  
Well and truly FARKed.
 
2005-01-08 04:36:51 PM  
Yes,my skill as a lawyer or doctor automatically confers me great skill as a driver also. Therefore, I can easily handle a car with 500+ horsepower.
 
2005-01-08 04:56:55 PM  
Pics of some of the most exotic -- and totaled -- cars on the planet

Farkers have clicked on the above link 23785 times

I think their server has crashed and burned too
 
2005-01-08 05:16:03 PM  
07734
Damn your annoying.
 
2005-01-08 05:19:16 PM  
07734: Ok, he used em-dashes instead of a comma or parenthesis...

They're en dashes, you stupid fool! Ha ha ha ha ha! A full em dash is represented by three hyphens---like this!

When used like they are in the headline, an en dash makes no sense!!!!! Just like the headline! Ha ha ha ha! You got owned!

/trolling
 
2005-01-08 05:21:44 PM  
SLC-Punker:

tell me you did that on purpose...

/you're
 
2005-01-08 05:31:04 PM  
*sob* Look at that McLaren F1 halfway down the right. *sob*
 
2005-01-08 05:31:40 PM  
[image from members.cox.net too old to be available]

Ha Ha
/works on 2 levels...
 
2005-01-08 05:43:34 PM  
Farked.

But, seriously, since when are Nissans "exotic?"

>yawn<
 
2005-01-08 05:44:30 PM  
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/ even better
 
2005-01-08 05:52:55 PM  
nissan skyline=exotic in USA and several other countries where they ARE NOT normally sold.
 
2005-01-08 06:12:40 PM  
But that F50 was ok, right. RIGHT?!
 
2005-01-08 06:24:43 PM  
WafflesAreGreat: I drive a 1973 VW Thing.

I have a a 72 Superbeatle sitting in multiple parts througout my garage, basement and driveway.

/drives a 93 Geo Tracker
//put in spiffy lights to make up for it being a Geo
 
2005-01-08 06:42:18 PM  
Is it just me, or do some of these newer sports cars look like rectal suppositories?
 
2005-01-08 06:44:59 PM  
farkity fark farked
 
2005-01-08 07:27:34 PM  
DireDeadHeadWolf wrote:
I have a a 72 Superbeatle sitting in multiple parts througout my garage, basement and driveway.

Beatle = John, Paul, George or Ringo
Beetle = Volkswagen product

And don't spell ever spell it "Volkswagon" in front of me!

capnfutile
/former owner of three Type IIs, four Beetles, and one Ghia
 
2005-01-08 07:27:55 PM  
That F50 was terrible. Desert? Sand?

I wonder if it was some Hollywood-type burning ass on 15 up to Vegas at 140 and lost it?

Anyone know the story behind that one? It can't be that hard to figure out, it's not like there are that many F50's anyway. And besides that, who would want to drive that in the desert with no A/C?
 
2005-01-08 08:41:00 PM  
A kid I knew drove a Hummer onto the sand at Virginia Beach on the area near the water that you can drive your cars on and he drove a bit too close to the water and sunk the farking Hummer.
 
2005-01-08 09:13:28 PM  
Most of these 'high end' cars are all inside.. the body is just aesthetic, providing no protection.

You get what you pay for... High end speed and looks, or actual protection from death.

Personally, I'd rather be driving a 20k Dodge ram than a 200k ferrari in a crash, regardless of the speed or 'chick magnet' appeal of the car.

/didn't rtfa
 
2005-01-08 09:56:04 PM  
Five Inch Taint
Still farked. I'm amazed at how many people have lame-ass web servers. Granted, about 20,000 clicks from Farkers over the past 6 hours. But shouldn't a decent web server be able to handle that? Mine does.

Let's calculate, 20000 clicks over 6 hours... that's 3333 clicks a hour, or 55 a min, or .92 a second. Let's say 75% of the people click on a picture (I viewed all the pictures, so likly this rate is much higher).

The site main page is 112k and the avg picture size is 221k, so that's .92*112=103k a second for viewing the main page, and .92*.75*221=152k, or 255k a second, not even counting all the overhead of accepting a connection, ack's, etc. That's only if 25% did not click a single image or anything on the link, and 75% of people only clicked one.

Honestly, that's a hell of a lot of stress on a machine/connection that's not designed to take it.

You might be surprised at how badly your web server may handle a farking.
 
2005-01-08 10:29:55 PM  
I believe this is where the site is being hosted:

http://www.divide0.net/index.php?link=Web_Hosting

Doesn't mention how much bandwith they give you with each package, but judging from how slow their site was, it can't be much. Oh and you can also get a whopping 25MB of space for only $25 a month!

/goes back to work laughing his ass off...
 
2005-01-08 10:55:23 PM  
Not that it hasn't been said before, but www.wreckedexotics.com is a much larger and faster site.

It even has normal cars that got in very bad wrecks, for your additional amusement.
 
2005-01-08 11:02:00 PM  
Unsafe at any speed!
 
2005-01-09 12:45:55 AM  
"Pics of some of the most exotic cars on the planet, totalled" would work nicely, too. Conjugation is neato.
 
2005-01-09 12:52:14 AM  
Pluto-

That Corvair was trashed.

Anyone else notice the charred human remains in the diablo?

/crosses hisself
 
2005-01-09 02:09:48 AM  
Webmaster again. In defense of my server, my site recieves around 3-4k visitors per day. Today I recieved 44k in about 12 hours. Thats about 20x my normal traffic. Not that I'm complaining but why should I pay extra for a really good server when its not necessary for my everyday traffic. I didn't know I was getting listed on the main page of fark. If I had advance notice I would have contacted my host and moved the site temporarily to a better server. I contacted my host and they did the best they could to accomodate on short notice and I removed a lot of the pictures to speed it up a little.
 
2005-01-09 02:52:51 AM  
d00d I'm not going to crash the car!!!
 
2005-01-09 03:38:30 AM  
So, in summary, as a former auto body prepper let me say:

Honda S2000 holds up pretty well. So does the NSX. Overall, not bad.

Chevys are death traps to this day. So are Fords.

Ferrari is quite disappointing. I expected much better. Finally something Lamborghini beats Ferrari at: structural integrity.

BMW is close to Porsche or Mercedes, but they all looked pretty damn good.
 
2005-01-09 03:47:52 AM  
UnFark: Anyone else notice the charred human remains in the diablo?
I wasn't certain of what I saw, but now that someone else has noticed it I think I'll go puke now.
 
2005-01-09 04:35:28 AM  
WORST ACCIDENT EVA!!!!! *pops i hope*

that's the fastest way to stop a bike.

anyone who buys a powerful car and drives like a moran, deserves to have darwinism applied to their ass. that's one less idiot to endanger my family's life.
 
2005-01-09 05:19:44 AM  
paisleyavenger...

Not picking on you, just thought I might be able to offer some assistance here.

For a link to pop, you need to format it as follows...

<A HREF="http://www.purple.com" target="_blank"> Purple is a pretty color </A> (Pops)

And there you go...
 
2005-01-09 05:57:37 AM  
Good God...looking at some of these cars makes me wonder why anyone would be insane enough to buy one. Take this one for example:
http://www.rapidcars.com/murcrash.JPG
I wonder how far the driver was thrown from the car on impact?
 
2005-01-09 09:42:27 AM  
07734, the original headline read: "Totaled pics of the some of the most exotic cars on the planet", the headline was changed because we were blatantly trolling it. see, get Total Fark and you can view totaled headlines before they get fixed. :)
 
2005-01-09 08:44:10 PM  
As a claims adjuster, I can tell you that you would be surprised how many people want their totalled exoltics repaired...I'm sorry, but rebuilding the entire unibody of your car is just not safe. Take the cash.

...I hate my job
 
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