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(News24)   Gangs of masturbating boys following sexy women around the streets are performing a public service, say titillated old hags   (news24.com) divider line 206
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2005-01-07 08:35:29 PM  
So 24 is an old hag? Sorry little boy, this 47 year old is going to hang around for a few more years.
 
2005-01-07 08:38:31 PM  
"when I stopped at the robot next to the Tzaneen police station"

Wait, what?
 
Byn
2005-01-07 08:40:11 PM  
That headline just conjured up the funniest mental image I've had in a long time.

Like West Side Story, but with Peener!

"Boy, boy...crazy boy"
 
2005-01-07 08:42:07 PM  
"Play it.....Coooooooolllllll...."
 
2005-01-07 08:42:10 PM  
Well, even for TF, that's a weird story.
 
2005-01-07 08:42:19 PM  
"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate," he explained.

WTF??
 
2005-01-07 08:42:20 PM  
That is farking strange.
 
2005-01-07 08:42:48 PM  
That was the strangest artice I've ever read.

"These boys are doing the right thing because their actions are likely to reduce the tendencies of wearing 3cm (sic) skirts in public and embarrass every woman," she said.

"I wish they rape them one day so they may start respecting their bodies," Khoza said.


That's disturbing.
 
2005-01-07 08:46:44 PM  
Byn: Like West Side Story, but with Peener!


New meaning to "Here come the Jets..."
 
2005-01-07 08:47:09 PM  
There was an article a while back about bus drivers raping women in miniskirts. It was upsetting to read that. If no women we wearing mini skirts, what would be the excuse to rape women? There is much injustice in the world toward women, especially in African counties.
 
2005-01-07 08:47:13 PM  
wow. just - wow.
 
2005-01-07 08:56:01 PM  
I hardly ever do that any more.
 
2005-01-07 09:00:54 PM  
I wonder if their street names were Spanky, Flogger, Whankie and Bert?
 
2005-01-07 09:41:14 PM  
One of the boys, a 14-year-old whose name cannot be revealed because of his age, had no qualms to speak about the incident.

I'll bet if one of his schoolteachers seduced him, he'd be scarred for life.

/I keed, I keed.
 
2005-01-07 10:08:46 PM  
It wasn't a 'gang', most of us didn't even know each other.
 
2005-01-07 10:21:53 PM  
"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate," he explained.

God, I love this kid.
 
2005-01-07 10:24:31 PM  
I'm still wondering what a robot next to a police station is.
Danger, Danger Will Robinson.
 
2005-01-07 10:28:35 PM  
this story has to be bogus, its too insane not to be. why no pic of the woman that launched a thousand fists?
 
2005-01-07 10:56:59 PM  
w....t.....f....

vegetable vendor? yeah right..
 
2005-01-07 11:26:56 PM  
"I feel very happy after masturbating next to a woman with beautiful legs and wearing see-through clothes," the boy said.

So do the rest of us, but at least we have the decency to wait till she gets off the bus before bragging about it.
 
2005-01-08 01:23:39 AM  
I guess that's a clear way of telling a girl you think she's sexy.
 
2005-01-08 01:40:28 AM  
hahahahahaa.... I'm laughing so hard at this one.

El_Swino good one.
 
2005-01-08 01:41:01 AM  
So now we just have to wait for the usual asshat moral equivalence poster with the usual "yes, but this is no different to what is happening in our country" to make everything even around the globe and remove any shock or shame.
 
2005-01-08 01:41:18 AM  
But who has to clean up the mess?
 
2005-01-08 01:41:24 AM  
it's weird when tf links get put on the main page for a few seconds then pulled off. "what are you listening to right now" and masturbation is the future.
 
2005-01-08 01:42:29 AM  
Isn't it South Africa where they sell flamethrowers for cars, so people don't have to worry about being thread...uh, car jacked?
 
2005-01-08 01:43:11 AM  
And all this is happening in a country where they have robots for police. Or so I read. I think.

What was that about the robot, again?
 
2005-01-08 01:45:01 AM  
South Africa was never high on my list of places to visit, but now that I hear they have freakin' robots on the street, I'm so not going. I wonder if they need robot insurance to guard against robots eating their meds.

Yes, I find robots more terrifying than gangs of masterbating teenagers. I've been hardened by city living.
 
2005-01-08 01:45:13 AM  
"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate," he explained.

Hear, hear!
 
2005-01-08 01:46:27 AM  
Wait, so the women with the really short skirts and see-through shirts are embarrassed by the attention? Yeah, the public masturbation thing is wrong, but I can't see the said women not enjoying the attention. Is there some other purpose for revealing clothing?

Spratty:
I thought it was Brazil? I remember it being the car-jacking capital of the world.
 
2005-01-08 01:48:35 AM  
"Hey girls, you sure look swell in those miniskirts!"
"Say, what are you fellas doing with your hands?"
"Heh, heh, heh...."

[image from cyranos.ch too old to be available]
 
2005-01-08 01:49:21 AM  
My initial reaction was "what the hell?" and it still hasn't changed
 
2005-01-08 01:50:34 AM  
the kid is wise beyond his years.
 
2005-01-08 01:50:40 AM  
Robots? Toyota must be involved some how.
 
2005-01-08 01:50:41 AM  
i think some therapy would be in order.
 
2005-01-08 01:51:05 AM  
I lived in South Africa for a while

robot = traffic light
 
2005-01-08 01:52:09 AM  
"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate," he explained.

[image from img.fark.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-08 01:52:20 AM  
"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate."

What? Aren't there any filthy glue-sniffing street chicks out there?
 
2005-01-08 01:52:43 AM  
The only way that article could have been any stranger is if the robot was masturbating.

I for one welcome our new masturbating robot overlords.
 
2005-01-08 01:53:06 AM  
Son?
 
2005-01-08 01:53:12 AM  
Girls get everything for free.
 
2005-01-08 01:53:49 AM  
Sniffing glue? Jerking off? Man, these kids know how to farking PARTY!
 
2005-01-08 01:53:56 AM  
yeah, i mean, damn, women who wear revealing clothing must do it because they want men to follow them and harass them. i know that it's my first reaction as a well-socialized individual when i see an attractive person. o_O this is a whole new disturbing sort of "she was asking for it" bullshiat for fark.com.

GIS for "police robot":

[image from co.washington.or.us too old to be available]
 
2005-01-08 01:54:14 AM  
SOUTH AFRICAN SLANG: Robot = Traffic Light

More here
 
2005-01-08 01:56:35 AM  
The robot thing puzzles me.
 
2005-01-08 01:57:09 AM  
when I stopped at the robot next to the Tzaneen police station they shouted saying I was attractive," Shingage said.

Was it this guy?

[image from kelwick.karoo.net too old to be available]
 
2005-01-08 01:57:21 AM  
Rather reminded me of the Dave Chapelle comedy special.

"Just because I'm dressed like a cop, does not mean I AM a cop!"

So it's fine to make guys want to jerk off when they see you, but if they actually do it it's embarassing? You women are CRAZZY LEIK BUGS!

Anyways, this is one of the funniest stories I've ever read, I hope it's true. Plus, look on the bright side, at least this gang is simply walking around masturbating, not robbing liquor stores, getting coked up, raping women, and shooting the po-po.

I would like to know more about these robots though. I don't think it's a good idea to talk about it on the internet though, some mad scientist is likely to steal them.
 
2005-01-08 01:58:39 AM  
See, this is why men and women will never understand one another. I mean, if one day a bunch of teenage girls started following ME around masturbating...I sure wouldn't go gripe and moan about it to some robot.

Frankly, I don't think it's even legal for me to imagine what I WOULD do.

/off to watch something wholesome
 
2005-01-08 02:00:11 AM  
These kids should heed the advice from tshirthell
[image from tshirthell.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-08 02:00:58 AM  
"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate"

[image from cnn.com too old to be available] Hubba Hubba Hey!
 
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