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22931 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jan 2005 at 5:56 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-01-07 06:09:55 PM  
This picture reminds me of some actor, but I can't think who.
2005-01-07 06:22:14 PM  
WTF is a boffin? Is it like a puffin?

/not friendly with Google.
2005-01-07 06:23:10 PM  
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2005-01-07 10:18:09 PM  
Still looks better than Mick Jagger or the remaining Beatles.
2005-01-07 10:25:24 PM  
Throw Elvis From the Train?

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2005-01-07 10:54:25 PM  
heehee "boffins"
2005-01-08 02:38:23 AM  
Boffins: n. the name for scientists and scholars working quietly to develop new and exciting techniques and skills.

Huh. Learn something new every day on TotalFark.
2005-01-08 06:01:06 AM  
Boffins work out what Elvis would like today if still alive - still no cure for cancer"

Burgers, prescription tranquilisers, bourbon.

Scratch that, to stay alive he'd have to have become another golf evangelising, clean living epitome of tedium (see Alice Cooper et al)
2005-01-08 06:01:46 AM  
The Sun has officially taken over FARK

/Yanks Surrender
2005-01-08 06:04:20 AM  
a cross between walter mathaugh and john wayne... why do they even try? in 2000 years he'll be a long haired hippie with a mustache and beard hailed as the saviour of humankind anyways..
2005-01-08 06:05:21 AM  
By the Sun I mean of course the Page 3 girls.

2005-01-08 06:06:13 AM  
john goodman as fred flintstone
2005-01-08 06:06:50 AM  
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Wanted for questioning...
2005-01-08 06:11:52 AM  
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This is what Keith Richards would look like if the were alive today
2005-01-08 06:21:14 AM  
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This could be anyones dad after a fifth of Jack.

Not saying that he drank the fifth!
2005-01-08 06:23:23 AM  
Oh yes, it's that time of year: Birth Week. The hardcore whacknuts show up here to see him buried out in his back yard like a hamster. Thanks for the cash, now return to your trailer parks and resume making meth.
2005-01-08 06:24:41 AM  
Bring on Bubba Ho-Tep!
2005-01-08 06:25:30 AM  
I saw Elvis.
He's still alive you know, he looks NOTHING like that.
2005-01-08 06:27:08 AM  
Add about 6 chins and they my be on to something.
2005-01-08 06:31:18 AM  
Add about 6 chins and they my be on to something.

omg lolz u totally pwned the dead guy.
2005-01-08 06:37:05 AM  
Today is a High Holy Day to the Presleyite Disciples, AKA The Elvites. Read more.
2005-01-08 06:39:57 AM  
"This is an embarrassment. A disgrace. What do you think R.J. Fletcher Senior would be saying if he were alive today?"
"Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here. Help, let me out."
2005-01-08 07:01:45 AM  
Grilled cheese and peanut butter sammichs.

/ Somebody pass the percocets - my hed assplode and it's too early in the morning.
2005-01-08 07:08:26 AM  
Great, so now Cliff Yablonski gets to be an Elvis impersonator.
2005-01-08 07:14:07 AM  
Getting older is rough on the looks.
2005-01-08 07:20:02 AM  
Did many boffins die to bring us this information?

/Mon Mothma
2005-01-08 07:21:54 AM  
Yeah I think he'd be more fleshy, jowly than that. And the eyebrows are all wrong. Too delicately arched. And not enough sequins. Wrong, all wrong.
2005-01-08 07:27:53 AM  
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brains!!!! BRAINS!!!!
2005-01-08 07:37:20 AM  
Many Boffins died to bring us this information.
2005-01-08 07:38:25 AM  
Oh dammit, CreepyCrawly! You beat me to the pun and the coffee this morning.
2005-01-08 07:49:18 AM  
Subheader "Slow day in the scientific community"
2005-01-08 08:01:49 AM  
What would JFK look like now?
2005-01-08 08:19:36 AM  
I'd guess like his dad with dark hair.
2005-01-08 08:25:06 AM  
In a related story them same "boffins" found out that if JFK was still alive he would look like a black man.
2005-01-08 08:28:15 AM  
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2005-01-08 08:40:38 AM  
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2005-01-08 08:53:05 AM  
Looks like the dude that played Mannix.
2005-01-08 08:54:31 AM  
Yeah,Mike Conners...thats it.
2005-01-08 08:56:36 AM  
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"Go ahead. I dare you."
2005-01-08 08:57:36 AM  
I met elvis just last week, he's not dead.

He was sitting between me and bigfoot on the UFO.

/puts on tinfoil hat
2005-01-08 09:01:12 AM  
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He looks like Larry Storch from "F Troop" to me.
2005-01-08 09:04:31 AM  
Elvis is a lobsterman who lives on Swan's Island, Maine. He's gained more weight and picked up a thicker accent, but he still likes to drive Cadillacs and shoot anything he doesn't like.
2005-01-08 09:14:18 AM  
When I look out into your eyes out there
When I look out into your faces
You know what I see?
I see a little bit of Elvis in each and every one of you out there
Lemme tell ya....
Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king
Man o man
What I want you to see
Is that the big E's
Inside of you and me..
2005-01-08 09:23:46 AM  

Aren't boffins related to hob-goblins or something?
2005-01-08 09:29:01 AM  

Elvis reincarnated?

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2005-01-08 09:48:01 AM  
Well, damn. If nobody else is gonna do it...

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2005-01-08 09:53:39 AM  
I was boffin my girlfriend this morning until she was thourghly chuffed. Then we shared a fag. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
2005-01-08 09:54:21 AM  
Here's a bloody GIS for chrissakes...

Google images -> bubba ho tep bruce campbell -> search -> (clicky)
not that hard people...

/at work
//idiots calling me up constantly
///click on old elvis thread
//angry dayf
2005-01-08 10:32:01 AM  
Looks like Jimmy Stewart
2005-01-08 10:49:38 AM  
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\He still hates you...
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