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(WVLT)   Yellow Pages "mistakenly" advertises religious/family video store as "Largest Adult Video Store in the South" four times   (volunteertv.com ) divider line
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2005-01-07 04:42:33 PM  
I worked for a Family Video in the Chicagoland area. They had a very, VERY large not-so-family section behind beads, too.

I know that's not what the article's about, but I thought I'd share, in case any Chicagoland Farkers are looking for a porn treasure trove.
 
2005-01-07 04:45:07 PM  
Outstanding. This is the feel-good story of the day.
 
2005-01-07 04:46:43 PM  
I think it's a front for porn vendors.
 
2005-01-07 04:52:38 PM  
In the south, aren't family videos and porn videos the same thing?
*ducks*
 
2005-01-07 06:15:35 PM  
The owner says the store does carry mature films, but has a large religious and family section as well.

Fails to mention that the sections are one in the same. Honestly, "Naughty Nuns 9" and "Incest is Best" dont mean you carry religious or family movies.
 
2005-01-07 06:29:16 PM  
A couple years ago, BellSouth had an adult phone-sex number listed as the number of the state drivers license office.
 
2005-01-07 10:28:11 PM  
If someone was looking for films were a guy gets whipped for 2 hours and nailed to a cross they'd be in luck.
 
2005-01-08 12:06:10 AM  
Hello. Do you carry any of the following titles?

Shaving Ryan's Privates, Pocahotarse, Raiders of the Lost Arse, Lust of the Mohicans, A Back Passage to India, Schindler's Fist, The Postman only Rims Twice, Beverly Hills Copulator, Bra Wars, Drive This Miss Daisy, A Fist Full for Dollars, Yank my Doodle - It's a Dandy!, Romancing the Bone, Good Will Humping, When Harry ate Sally, Tales from the Clit, Forrest Hump, Bright Lights - Big Titties, Malcolm XXX, Jur-ass-ic Park, Forrest Dump, Tommorow's Never Thighs, Jack/Off, The Rodfather, Ass Ventura, Cliff Banger, Juranal Park, Pulp Friction, Hannah Does her Sisters, Mad Jack Beyond the Thunderbone, Murphy's Brown, ET: The Extra-Testicle, Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory, The Joy Suck Club, Interview with a Vibrator, Buffy the Vampire Layer, Honey, I Blew... Everybody!, Sex Trek: Penetrations, The Sexorcist, On Golden Blonde, Splendor in the Ass, Titty Slickers 2: The Search for the Gold Curlies, Star Whores, War of the Hoses, or A Tale of Two Titties, The Porn Birds?...

OK then, how about Max's Anal Whores, 1001 CumShots, Russian Horse Girls, Girls Who Suck Cock, Swallow Come 3 Hour Special?

You don't?
 
2005-01-08 12:17:45 AM  
You mean the Jesus thing wasn't just a clever disguise?
 
2005-01-08 12:18:20 AM  
Hehe...that's comedy!
 
2005-01-08 12:19:20 AM  
Who would Jesus do?


/second cumming of the lord?
 
2005-01-08 12:21:44 AM  
You forgot The Little...PENIS!!! bwahahahaha

/got nothin
 
2005-01-08 12:21:53 AM  
optikeye:

If someone was looking for films were a guy gets whipped for 2 hours and nailed to a cross they'd be in luck.

damn, I can't believe you went there...
Oh well, sure did make me laugh though :)
 
2005-01-08 12:22:33 AM  
12 Apostles and Mary Magdeline--Gang Bang
Last Schlupper
Hole-y Rosary
Jesus-Joseph-and-Mary: 3somes
Jesus and his Ass
 
2005-01-08 12:25:39 AM  
The ResErection of Christ
 
2005-01-08 12:25:43 AM  
"yeah...ummm.....do you have, "be fruitful and multiply"...thats a HOT one ??????????"
 
2005-01-08 12:27:20 AM  
Moses and the 10 Ho's
Noah Loving Animals
a whole LOT of love
He's Caning and I'm Able
Snake in the Garden: The coming of age of Eve
 
2005-01-08 12:27:37 AM  
theteacher:
Last Schlupper

That's so disgusting, I laughed, and had I been drinking, it would have come out my nose.
 
2005-01-08 12:27:49 AM  
shanrick: Hello. Do you carry any of the following titles?


You forgot "Glad-He-Ate-Her."
 
2005-01-08 12:27:49 AM  
oh god. i couldnt even imagine purchasing porn in public. thats a job suited for the internet... on a seperate account so even the bank tellers dont know when i go to deposit or withdraw money...
 
2005-01-08 12:29:05 AM  
Chastain86

There's a Family Video in Richmond, IN, and it was always my favorite place to rent things. Massive porn section aside, they stocked some of the weirdest movies I've ever seen in a video place. I could spend half an hour there just laughing at the tape covers.
 
2005-01-08 12:30:33 AM  
Off topic:
There is a "Family Beer & Liquor" in Iowa.
 
2005-01-08 12:32:34 AM  
I'll take a copy of The Ten Commandments and, um, yeah, 69-5.


/anyone RENT porn these days....most can be found ....wait, my imagination has been ...uh...just rent some friggin porn will ya.
 
2005-01-08 12:33:29 AM  
The Book of Job 1: Hand Job

Jesus Is Coming, Stick Out Your Tongue

Abraham, Sarah and Hagar: Interracial Lovin' #34

Ruth and Naomi: Where The Boaz Aren't

Let My People Go: Israelites Gone Wild
 
2005-01-08 12:33:57 AM  
Video, Tape and Liquor ....if i were to ever open a store...
 
2005-01-08 12:35:07 AM  
Back in high school, my parents had an account for one of those small-time local video stores. I had full access, so one day I get the bright idea to rent some adult videos. Some how they didn't check my ID, so I thought I was home free.
Skip ahead two weeks, and my mother gets a call from the video store wondering if they still had the copy of "Little Red Headed Sluts" or some other obscene title.
Needless to say she was not amused, and I was taken off the account.
 
2005-01-08 12:36:56 AM  
Valacirca:

There's a Family Video in Richmond, IN, and it was always my favorite place to rent things. Massive porn section aside, they stocked some of the weirdest movies I've ever seen in a video place. I could spend half an hour there just laughing at the tape covers.


Ah yes, I remember that one well. First place I evar saw "Vampire Hookers" for rent, and also the place I couldn't convince the contingent of Earlham lesbian avengers that the Rita Mae Brown who wrote their beloved "Rubyfruit Jungle" was also the RMB screenwriter credited on the box of "Sleepover Massacre."
 
2005-01-08 12:37:49 AM  
Samson and Deliah: Hair Fetishist Exposed

David does Goliath

MILF starring Joseph and Mary

Jesus: The Cum of God

Holy Golden Showers

Lesbians: The Third Plague
 
2005-01-08 12:39:25 AM  
Maybe the advertising person was dyslexic and got "Whole Glory" mixed up with "Glory Hole".

Hey, it could happened have.
 
2005-01-08 12:40:13 AM  
The only thing funnier would be:
Yellow Pages "mistakenly" advertises "Largest Adult Video Store in the South" as religious/family video store four times
 
2005-01-08 12:40:16 AM  
Rita Mae Brown is my hero. No seriously, I got a letter from her and everything. She's even more honored now because of "Sleepover Massacre"...excellent script...tight dialogue...
 
2005-01-08 12:41:32 AM  
And somewhere nearby the owners of the Showtyme Video Store is wondering why all the request for "The Passion of the Christ" recently.

I suspect a conspiracy, especially since the town is named Alcoa.
 
2005-01-08 12:43:04 AM  
Having worked for Southwestern Bell Yellow Pages, I would think this is a pretty hard thing to fark up, especially if it's a "display ad" (that is, an ad that goes beyond the in-column stuff). Display ads required customer approval and signature of an ad proof and cost a load of money.

The only way I could think of this kind of thing getting through is if a sales rep forged a sig to increase his sales numbers, mistaking what kind of video store he was telling the artist to construct the ad for. Sales reps ALWAYS get caught if they do this, especially when the first bills for ad payment show up at the customer's door.
 
2005-01-08 12:43:33 AM  
shanrick

You forgot "In Dianna Jones and the Temple of Poon"!
=)
 
2005-01-08 12:46:13 AM  
They probably hired a bunch of temps to do the data entry.
I did that kind of work back in the day for some kind of catalog or lists. We used to sit around and type any damn thing and just talk about life and screw around.
It's not like there was any reward involved. No idea how that project came out in the end.
 
2005-01-08 12:47:24 AM  
I really don't think 15,000 adult movies is a lot. I guess I should start throwing some out.
 
2005-01-08 12:47:28 AM  
i for one think those jesus followers could use a good porn viewing.
 
2005-01-08 12:48:31 AM  
"I can't beleive men lactate 2?!"
 
2005-01-08 12:48:34 AM  
shanrick:

But do you have "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup"?
 
2005-01-08 12:48:45 AM  
Lot's Wife and the Salty Pillar ?
 
2005-01-08 12:49:49 AM  
Balaam's Ass

Lot's Daughters: All In The Family

Uncover My Feet

Unbelievable Object Insertions #52: Loaves and Fishes
 
2005-01-08 12:50:15 AM  
Onan Takes Another Shot ?
 
2005-01-08 12:52:09 AM  
Noah and his Daughters Go Wild
Three Hot Chicks Do Their Drunk Dad One After Another

/Actually, that's straight out of the Bible, so no voting or whatever.
 
2005-01-08 12:52:51 AM  
This is bizarre. I just wandered back here to find this as the top-listed story on Fark... after a lengthy review of my state's obscenity laws, specifically related to porn rentals. (I'm starting as a video store manager next week and after hearing about the Movie Gallery clerk in Mississippi who was cited for doing her job, I just want to make sure we go by the book. Also, all you sick farkers better be on your best behaviour in that back room. :)
 
2005-01-08 12:53:34 AM  
Rooftop Voyeur Fantasies
Starring 'Bathsheba'
 
2005-01-08 01:00:00 AM  
"Jericho Whore"
Introducing the 'Harlot' of Jericho

Joshua and "friends" scout out Jericho for a possible invasion and barely escape discovery by the enemy, but not before they get into some hardcore group action at a harlot's house -- and reward her for it (and leave her the only survivor of a massacre), thanks to a rag hanging out the window.
 
2005-01-08 01:02:57 AM  
"200 Wives, 700 Concubines"
Volumes I - LXXVII

With "Solomon"

A seemingly endless tag team series involving a unflagging king and a huge assembly of women who, despite their proximity to "King" Solomon, never manage to earn a name in the credits.
 
2005-01-08 01:16:51 AM  
Farked Lyrics by Rodney Carrington (Titties and Beer}
ON the first nite in the [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] club we were checkin out all the chicks. There were black ones and white ones, bruinets and blondes, look at the size of the red heads [image from img.fark.com too old to be available]. The first gal i tipped was flat as hell but had i nice ass that was sent from god. I was horny and even though i aint rich i was tippin like a son of a biatch. You see you been to a [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] bar with 200 bucks it feels good to be out with my freinds, in the [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] club you can be a good cheer cause there aint nuttin better then [image from img.fark.com too old to be available] and beer.
 
2005-01-08 01:18:36 AM  
zombiebot:

Skip ahead two weeks, and my mother gets a call from the video store wondering if they still had the copy of "Little Red Headed Sluts" or some other obscene title.


Dude, what the Hell were you thinking??? RETURN the movies on time, RENT AGAIN... Your Mom wouldn't have known a thing!!! I used to "borrow" my Dad's rental card all the time for a few videos. I returned them ON TIME to be sure I'd get away with it.
 
2005-01-08 01:22:35 AM  
enemyplanet:

zombiebot:

Skip ahead two weeks, and my mother gets a call from the video store wondering if they still had the copy of "Little Red Headed Sluts" or some other obscene title.



I had to pay nearly $70 for a rare Russ Myers video that I rented and returned, but had been melted in my car. I can't remember which one, but it was kind of funny when I went in to pay for it. The title was some kind of Booborama or maybe Mondo Topless.
 
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