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(Daytona Beach News)   Pirate Museum opens in Florida. Ninja Museum surrenders   ( divider line
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6860 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2005 at 9:26 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-01-07 05:22:27 AM  
I live in FL and I have one thing to say.

2005-01-07 06:56:57 AM  
Q: How are pirates going to get to the museum?

2005-01-07 07:09:33 AM  
Ninja museums NEVER SURRENDER!

They're just invisible, that's all.
2005-01-07 08:44:42 AM  
Q: how can you tell pirates have been to your house?

A: all of your rum and gold dubloons are gone.
2005-01-07 09:29:58 AM  
Did you see the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRRRRRR!
2005-01-07 09:31:41 AM  
Oh goody, another tacky tourist attraction in Key West.
2005-01-07 09:33:01 AM  
Show me to the Jack Sparrow wing!

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2005-01-07 09:35:22 AM  
Guy: Why is there a steering wheel in your pants?

Pirate: Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!
2005-01-07 09:36:19 AM  
Ninjas need no museums. They'll just pop 16 boners and wail on a guitar instead.
2005-01-07 09:36:36 AM  
1. ninjas are mammals.
2. ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. the purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
2005-01-07 09:36:57 AM  
Pirates and ninjas do NOT get along!
2005-01-07 09:38:05 AM  
Ahoy biatches! Ye be going to the gift shop.

I'm sure the Dread Pirate Roberts and Pirate Steve approve.
2005-01-07 09:39:29 AM  
Best watch out for those robot ninjas

image linked because of size
2005-01-07 09:41:24 AM  
Q: What's a pirate's favorite sport?


/Getting in while the gettin's good.
2005-01-07 09:41:39 AM  
YARRRRR....I'm not attractive
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/only thing I can think of
2005-01-07 09:41:43 AM  
Can't wait to see the pirate AARRRRRT! gallery.
2005-01-07 09:43:10 AM  
Q: what's a pirates favourite place to go get fast food chicken?

A: Haarrrrrrdees'
2005-01-07 09:43:29 AM  
I live in FL but not close enough to get in my carrrrrr and drive there.

/I'm sorry. I hate myself
2005-01-07 09:45:25 AM  
arrrrrrr! it be about time!

all ye haters can walk de plank, arrrrrr!
2005-01-07 09:47:13 AM  
does the emergency exit feature a wooden plank?

/arrrrrrr, no shivering here in sunny Key West
2005-01-07 09:48:51 AM  
Ku_No_Ichi: Ninja museums NEVER SURRENDER!

never give up....never surrender.
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2005-01-07 09:50:17 AM  
Since it is in Florida I'm sure a lot of its visitors will be members of AA-Rrrrrrrrrrrr-P.
2005-01-07 09:50:52 AM  
i wonder if it has a food court with a salad barrrrr.

2005-01-07 09:53:11 AM  
Tresse, that's the only thing I could stand watching Tim Allen do. That movie was better than the last 2 Star Treks.
2005-01-07 09:53:38 AM  
It's avast waste of ye money. You'll plank me for this advice.
2005-01-07 09:53:44 AM  
Pirates of the Internet

/all your base ARRRRRRRRRR belong to us
2005-01-07 09:55:09 AM  
Oh, it's a museum about pirates.

I thought someone stole a museum and put it in Key West.
2005-01-07 09:55:26 AM  
I guess i'll be heading to Key West September 19!
2005-01-07 09:57:14 AM  
oh that's a thought, september 19th there...

yah, that is the only day i can be a pirate and a ninja
2005-01-07 09:58:11 AM  
I hope they have pirate corn in the food court -

That's right - a buck an ear

2005-01-07 10:00:30 AM  
Sex is not that important..
You know what's important? That afterwards part..
When you're both naked and it's warm, and you're watching the sun come up..
Through the windshield and you look in her eyes..
You look in her good eye and you help strap on her leg and you know..
You farked a pirate.

/dave attell
2005-01-07 10:01:42 AM  
Q: What kind of socks do pirates wear?

A: Aaaarrrrrrggggyle
2005-01-07 10:03:14 AM  
Still no Dread Pirate Roberts pics?
2005-01-07 10:09:53 AM  
Interviewer: I see you're a pirate - with no formal training.
Pirate: Arrrrrrrr(gh).
Interviewer: And that you have a hook, a patch and a parrot;
Pirate: Arrrrrrrr(gh).
Interviewer: And that all you say is "Arrrrrrrr(gh)."
Pirate: Arrrrrrrr(gh).

/ Obligatory Arrrrrrrrgh
// That's 2 Key West stories today. Another trifecta in the making?
2005-01-07 10:15:37 AM  
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Obligatory pirate keyboard pic
2005-01-07 10:42:03 AM  
Those ninjas wanted me to join them because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

/Who's the one that knows illegal ninja moves from the government?!?
2005-01-07 10:44:16 AM  
Horbert: Still no Dread Pirate Roberts pics?

All I could find were the Wesley as pirate pics. I wanted a 15' tall Andre + wheelbarrow Dread Pirate Roberts pic. Oh well...
2005-01-07 10:45:10 AM  
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Florida opens a pirate museum?
2005-01-07 10:45:44 AM  
jbhall36: Those ninjas wanted me to join them because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

I already told you, I was hunting pirates with my uncle in Florida. GOSH!....
2005-01-07 10:47:44 AM  
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Is there a LeChuck wing?

/its not news, its
2005-01-07 10:55:49 AM  
2005-01-07 11:00:57 AM  
So I guess it's safe to assume they have a life-size wax mannequin of Jeb in there?
2005-01-07 11:13:18 AM  
I wonder if Tibetan pirates worry about their kAAARRRRma.
2005-01-07 11:14:50 AM  
Q: What's a pirate's favorite place to see stupid pirate jokes?

A: F-Arrrrrrrrrrrrrk
2005-01-07 11:17:39 AM  
Q: Have you guys seen that new pirate movie that just came out?

2005-01-07 11:22:33 AM  
I want to go check out the ARRRRRRRRRtifacts in this museum.
2005-01-07 11:23:42 AM  
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2005-01-07 11:23:57 AM  
xhypertensionx re-addicted to that. However...ballroom dancing???
2005-01-07 11:30:43 AM  
Thank you so much, pkp. Now thems pirates.

/never seen that pic before
2005-01-07 11:35:09 AM  
Pirate jokes/references aren't played out AT ALL!

In the spirit of requoting really tired lines, I'll just say: "Don't hate the player, hate the game!"
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