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(The Sun)   Pamela Anderson unleashes new line of canine fashions. Your dog wants skanky boobies   ( divider line
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2005-01-07 10:45:18 AM  
I'd like to see Pammie's Puppies.
2005-01-07 10:45:52 AM  
Your dog wants skanky boobies

All six of 'em?
2005-01-07 10:46:52 AM  
Almost a clever use of the 'your dog wants' cliche.

2005-01-07 10:47:06 AM  
How in the world can you be on the internet and not have seen them?
2005-01-07 10:47:22 AM  
Each one coated in Pam's specal vaginal mucus so you know it's authentic.
2005-01-07 10:47:42 AM  
I stand corrected. Apparently most dogs have 8 teats.
2005-01-07 10:49:03 AM  
Fish500.... D'oh!
2005-01-07 10:50:10 AM  
2005-01-07 10:50:32 AM  
Go with something you know
2005-01-07 10:51:02 AM  

Awesome ! I've been waiting for some one to make a dog collar that can protect my pet from catching Hepatitis-C !!

P.S. Pam looked so much hotter when she first posed for Playboy. Whatta face back then.

2005-01-07 10:51:13 AM  
That walking petrie dish?

2005-01-07 10:51:41 AM  
I thought peta was against pets. They should drop her immediately.
2005-01-07 10:51:47 AM  

Apparently most dogs have 8 teats.

Ah, but this biatch has only two.
2005-01-07 10:52:03 AM  
I first read that as cocaine fashions.

still wouldn't suprise me...
2005-01-07 10:52:07 AM  
Please... Just disappear already. Oh, and that other annoying creature Paris Hilton, too.
2005-01-07 10:52:25 AM  
Hepatitis sort of ruins the whole thing for me.
2005-01-07 10:52:59 AM  
I have no problem visualizing Pam making her plastic surgeon give her 3 more sets.
2005-01-07 10:53:34 AM  
Ah, but this biatch has only two.

I could swear I've seen at least four different sets on her in the past few years.
2005-01-07 10:53:49 AM  
Pam is the hapaTITis queen.
2005-01-07 10:55:15 AM  
oh yeah that was well worth the authors time
2005-01-07 10:56:22 AM  
You have to admit she has talent. Who else would have come up with putting bones on a dog collar? I mean WOW! The creativity just doesn't end with her, does it?
2005-01-07 10:59:27 AM  
She has the IQ of a *warm* empty room.
2005-01-07 11:03:05 AM  
2005-01-07 11:04:25 AM  
I'd bang it like a screen door in a hurricane though....

/Desperate to give it away
2005-01-07 11:04:52 AM  
"Your dog wants hepatitis" would've been funnier.
2005-01-07 11:05:25 AM  
She has the IQ of a *warm* empty room.

thank god!
2005-01-07 11:05:32 AM  
2005-01-07 11:05:41 AM  
God I love her...
2005-01-07 11:06:06 AM  
Do the new doggie fashions include fancy bow ties?

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/for me to ......
2005-01-07 11:06:35 AM  
Oh yeah... unleashes.

Um. *sobs*
2005-01-07 11:07:59 AM  
Thanks, Elvis Nixon, I was looking foward to lunch...

/must revisit Anna K photos to restore eqilibrium
2005-01-07 11:09:17 AM  
Does this skank-atron really need any more money?
2005-01-07 11:10:32 AM  
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2005-01-07 11:10:43 AM  
I'd like to give her a bone of her own.
2005-01-07 11:11:28 AM  
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2005-01-07 11:23:48 AM  
Finally, a proper 'your dog' line.
2005-01-07 11:30:18 AM  
(...) features a Pam-shaped necklace charm and a couple of itemsthat are passing tributes to her ex-husband Tommy Lee

heh heh - the bone no doubt
2005-01-07 11:37:50 AM  

I stand corrected. Apparently most dogs have 8 teats.

My dachshund, like James Bond's Scaramange has a superfluous nipple.

The nine-tittied dachshund.

Top that.
2005-01-07 11:45:56 AM  
Ya know, she was SO cute when she was young, and had 1st posed for Playboy.

Reminds me of the Michael Jackson transformation.



2005-01-07 11:45:57 AM  
i hope her 15 HOURS of fame are soon up.

stupid biatch.
2005-01-07 12:17:09 PM  
Good Lord when you look up skank in the dictionary Pam's picture should be there.

Tommy Lee, Brent Michaels, and Kid Rock. Who would want to follow that crew?
2005-01-07 12:19:38 PM  
Fashion By Dogs, For Dogs.

Mangus - is that a wet spot? Eeewww.
2005-01-07 12:25:48 PM  
Good God what happened?
[image from too old to be available]
2005-01-07 12:36:09 PM  
man, she's getting old hard
/thought she was dead already
/guess that was just her career that died
/just sayin'
2005-01-07 01:43:36 PM  
Hepatitis C
2005-01-07 02:30:03 PM  
Her jewelry line features a "Pam-shaped necklace charm."

Uh, they're making jewelry out of silicone implants now?

2005-01-07 02:31:28 PM  
it was really creative the way she attached those little dog bones to the dog collar like that...
It's so totally worth the big bucks for the designer name on a DOG COLLAR!

/Hi, Pam? This is Target calling. We sell the same thing, but it costs $2.50. Thanks anyway.
2005-01-07 02:48:06 PM  

The last sentence in the article said:

"This features a Pam-shaped necklace charm and a couple of items that are passing tributes to her ex-husband Tommy Lee.

That could only be referring to his manhood. Class tells, doesn't it?

2005-01-07 05:11:14 PM  
Sadness. Looking at Pamela Anderson is sadness.
2005-01-07 11:51:04 PM  
There was a time when Pam was hot.. sadly, that time has passed her by.

Move along people, nothing to see here.
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