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(Fox News)   If you rob a gas station, successfully evade the police and then ask for directions at the gas station you just robbed, you may wind up in jail   ( divider line
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6315 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jan 2005 at 6:40 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2005-01-06 10:52:55 PM  
...and you just might be a redneck
2005-01-06 11:10:30 PM  
*crosses fingers*

Please don't be Georgia Please don't be Georgia Please don't be Georgia

Oh thank god
2005-01-07 06:51:54 AM  
shoot em.
2005-01-07 07:05:25 AM  
Please tell me this is a made up story.


/I only read the news so I can feel superiour on occasion.
2005-01-07 07:10:31 AM  
Note to self, steal maps while robbing gas station. And candy bars, man I could really go for one of them.
2005-01-07 07:14:18 AM  
Holy crap, is that a true story?
2005-01-07 07:22:24 AM  
Some people are just too teh stoopid
2005-01-07 07:26:56 AM  
Ha, what a moran.
2005-01-07 07:27:06 AM  
Everyone knows what the Darwin awards are about...
Do they have an award for those that cull themselves from society because of their tremendous lack of... er, ah, insight? I vote for the "BUBBA AWARDS" if there isn't already one.
2005-01-07 07:34:24 AM  
Wow, just wow...
2005-01-07 07:41:40 AM  
looks like the criminal element is still missing an electron or two
2005-01-07 07:41:41 AM  
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I'm Charles Darwin and I approve this message

/Well on his way...well on his way
2005-01-07 08:17:49 AM  
whats the deal with gas station proliferation,

i've never understood why citgo's and shell's are so prolific on the east coast, but chevrons are few and far between, which is almost the exact opposite of the west coast

is this just the way it worked out, or is there a reason?
2005-01-07 08:27:52 AM  
I guess he didn't have his Snickers that day.
2005-01-07 08:38:42 AM  
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2005-01-07 08:51:02 AM  
Offers 1999 - "I only read the news so I can feel superiour on occasion."
Maybe not on the spelling front....
2005-01-07 08:57:39 AM  
FoxNews really has to dig to find people more ignorant than its readers, eh?
2005-01-07 09:06:13 AM  
In other news, minivans now faster than police cars.
2005-01-07 09:17:35 AM  
Here's your sign.
2005-01-07 09:20:14 AM  
Random mentioning of the name:

Paris Hilton!

/ Got that out of the way. For the day.
2005-01-07 09:33:59 AM  
2005-01-07 09:42:35 AM  
Well, for what it's worth, (speaking as a Farker from WA), Poulsbo is on a peninsula, so there are lots of roads that just go out to the water, or loop around. Not to mention that he was from Vancouver (WA), almost 180 miles away.

So he wasn't a dumbass for getting lost. He was just a dumbass for robbing the place without having any clue how to get back.
2005-01-07 09:45:08 AM  
This never would have happened in the good lord Jeebus put cheat codes into life.

Use the rocketpack!
2005-01-07 09:46:51 AM  
This is just another reason why men should never ask for directions.
2005-01-07 09:59:09 AM  
UVbLue: In other news, minivans now faster than police cars.

Well, if you used your critical thinking skills, you might realize that a lot of police stations have a "no-chase" policy. In that situation, a minivan would be able to outrun a police car.
2005-01-07 10:35:15 AM  
"The caravan zoomed at speeds up to 100 mph "

Please tell me that's a typo
2005-01-07 10:51:44 AM  
A follow-up on a previous FARK article -- they caught the renegade kangaroo. Third story down.
2005-01-07 01:30:33 PM  
Geez, people. They weren't in a minivan - it says a red Honda. "The caravan" refers to the thief and the following cops - think line of cars.
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