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(Great Falls Tribune)   Firefighters free naked man from plastic toddler's swing in public park   (foxnews.com) divider line 75
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2005-01-06 11:51:29 AM  
What are things they didn't cover in training, Alex?
 
2005-01-06 11:53:07 AM  
There but for the grace of God, go I
 
2005-01-06 11:54:11 AM  
Dad?
 
2005-01-06 11:54:39 AM  
Now THAT was a Triple Dog Dare....
 
2005-01-06 11:57:49 AM  
Wow. Someone abandoned a toddler over a decade ago and he spent his whole life in that swing with no help from anyone until he was 19. That guy is an inspiration to us all. What strength! What courage!
 
2005-01-06 11:58:22 AM  
Finally, someone brought in a steel grinder

Had to stop reading at that point.
 
2005-01-06 11:58:31 AM  
Sorry about that. I was pretty drunk.
 
2005-01-06 11:59:57 AM  
Useless w/o pic.

A picture of that would be great for the next "PWNED!!!11!!" pic. Priceless.
 
2005-01-06 12:00:34 PM  
themnemosyne: Useless w/o pic.

Damn! Just beat me to it.
 
2005-01-06 12:02:42 PM  
In my day, those swings were made from cast iron. My brother got his nose broken by one (maybe that's why they are plastic now?).

[image from garcia.uncw.edu too old to be available]
 
2005-01-06 12:03:31 PM  
...just a SWANGin'...
 
2005-01-06 12:05:17 PM  
They should have charged him. Because of this nonsense who is going to pay to put another swing in the park for the kids?

at the very least they should have taken a picture.
 
2005-01-06 12:07:00 PM  
I like to ride the horsey in the nude...

[image from letmestayforaday.com too old to be available]

/not me... not nude... you do what you can with GIS
 
2005-01-06 12:36:40 PM  
StomachMonkey [TotalFark]

at the very least they should have taken a picture

and posted it on the internet...
 
2005-01-06 12:45:26 PM  
19? Definately sounds like some sort of fraternity hazing or the like.
 
2005-01-06 02:27:43 PM  
Title of the "news" article:

Silent Night, Naked Night

an excerpt:

There they found not Santa Claus, but a 19-year-old man

I can't be the only one who reads news copy like this and wants to down a bottle of Drano.

Or can I?

/rummages through cabinet beneath sink
 
2005-01-06 02:28:07 PM  
Charter member of the Michael Jackson fan club?
 
2005-01-06 02:28:37 PM  
Strange, but I guess it's not as bad as being busted while farking pumpkins.
 
2005-01-06 02:29:32 PM  
The downside of exhibitionism.
 
2005-01-06 02:29:53 PM  
...a tub of cooking grease

*bow-chika-chika-bow-waaa*
 
2005-01-06 02:30:15 PM  
They should have greased him up and made noises like they did in the movie Deliverance.
If dat didnt get the nude guy outta the chair, nothing would
 
2005-01-06 02:30:42 PM  
Strange, but I guess it's not as bad as being busted while farking pumpkins.

and not nearly as sexy!
 
2005-01-06 02:31:10 PM  
McDork:
Title of the "news" article:
Silent Night, Naked Night
an excerpt:
There they found not Santa Claus, but a 19-year-old man
I can't be the only one who reads news copy like this and wants to down a bottle of Drano.
Or can I?
/rummages through cabinet beneath sink


Welcome to The Daily Show world of modern journalism.
 
2005-01-06 02:31:20 PM  
Is the toddler ok?
 
2005-01-06 02:31:52 PM  
Did he have purty lips?
 
2005-01-06 02:32:54 PM  
rockisdead

Not to get too far off subject of naked-guy-caught-on-swing, but I just had a hoot over your "place for rests" in your profile.

:::golf clap escalating into applause:::
 
2005-01-06 02:32:56 PM  
Both departments would say, however, that the nearly frozen frolicker never did fully explain how he got into his predicament.

That says it all.
 
2005-01-06 02:35:03 PM  
No mention of how fat this guy was. But damn, how stupid can you be, to be on a swing naked outdoors in Montana in the winter.
 
2005-01-06 02:35:12 PM  
Won't you please help me?
I'm stuck in a plastic swing
In my birthday suit

/today's thread-related haiku
 
2005-01-06 02:35:37 PM  
I'd swing it.
 
2005-01-06 02:35:56 PM  
The guy must have been a member of the fire dept, or a cop, or a relative that he wasn't charged and they won't name him.
 
2005-01-06 02:35:58 PM  
This thread is useless with.....

Wait....

/just thought of the image

Nevermind!
 
2005-01-06 02:37:00 PM  
Maybe someone triple-dogg dared him.

/nowgetbacktowork!
 
2005-01-06 02:38:16 PM  
They truly are the bravest. I would have left him.
 
2005-01-06 02:38:24 PM  
I refuse to believe this because it was published on FoxNews.com.
 
2005-01-06 02:38:27 PM  
Sounds like a made up hoax to me.

/No one was charged so there probably is no means of verification...
 
2005-01-06 02:38:39 PM  
mryoop789: Sounds like you could sell that story to The Sun!
 
2005-01-06 02:39:47 PM  
[image from math.unl.edu too old to be available]
 
2005-01-06 02:39:50 PM  
Kind of like the funniest scene in "Men at Work", when the two bike cops are cuffed to the merry-go-round..
 
2005-01-06 02:40:42 PM  
Drugs are bad
 
2005-01-06 02:41:00 PM  
DIY amateur BDSM exhibitionism.

someone's gonna burn that seat, right?
 
2005-01-06 02:41:01 PM  
[image from mnstormchasers.org too old to be available]
 
2005-01-06 02:41:57 PM  
this guy sounds like a tool, they should ship him off to gitmo bay.
 
2005-01-06 02:42:18 PM  
Interesting, allmost every article on that page has been on Fark Frontpage over the last week or so..

Never knew that FoxNews researchers read Fark.
 
2005-01-06 02:43:45 PM  
Pics would be usless on this thread.

/the horror
 
2005-01-06 02:44:37 PM  
2005-01-06 12:45:26 PM dletter
19? Definately sounds like some sort of fraternity hazing or the like.


There's an air force base there. I'll have to ask my sister what she knows about this. :)
 
2005-01-06 02:44:58 PM  
I bet he also suffered from shrinkage, if you know what I mean.
 
2005-01-06 02:47:07 PM  
[image from thedrunkenclam.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-06 02:48:56 PM  
What in the hell could you possibly say when discovered in this position?

"Well, I just like the feeling of cold smooth plastic on my balls?"

"I was walking around naked and my nuts got cold... thought I could keep them warm in this?"

WT holy F?
 
2005-01-06 02:49:39 PM  
hexane
wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more
 
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