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(mycfnow.com)   30,000 Pounds Of Act II Microwave Popcorn Found In Man's Garage   (mycfnow.com) divider line 88
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2002-03-05 05:43:09 PM
I hate popcorn.
 
2002-03-05 05:43:46 PM
mmmm....popcorn
 
2002-03-05 05:44:21 PM
Shouldn't they need a warrant to search Marlon Brando's garage?
 
Zaq
2002-03-05 05:45:23 PM
What the hell, the cops are looking for a body and find 30000 pounds of popcorn instead? How fat was the owner of the house?
 
2002-03-05 05:45:35 PM
I don't get it. Why?
 
2002-03-05 05:45:42 PM
he must be a FARKer...only need that much popcorn reading Harmonia and Rei's flamage
 
2002-03-05 05:47:27 PM
He must've been getting ready for the mother of all flame wars on Drew Curtis Presents Fb- v. Harmonia v. Rei v. WorldCitizen v. Goatman264 v. Mytwocents v. the Anti-Whorejacking Society v. the Pro-Whorejacking Society on Drew Curtis's Comments Threads at Drew Curtis' FARK.com...

Everyone bring your own microwave!
 
2002-03-05 05:47:50 PM
Nice collection of White Trash in THAT family.
 
2002-03-05 05:48:03 PM
I mean, what the fark was he gonna DO with all that popcorn? Where can you find a popcorn fence?
 
2002-03-05 05:48:40 PM
I wonder if he knew there was popcorn in the trailer before he stole it. Just doesnt seem worth the risk to me. Especially since it was that Act II shiat.
 
2002-03-05 05:48:40 PM
They should have heated up the garage a la Real Genius.


"Can you hammer a 12 inch spike through a board with your penis?"
 
2002-03-05 05:50:38 PM
Dammit, someone beat me to the Real Genius reference.
 
2002-03-05 05:50:52 PM
"Have you ever seen a body like this in your life"
"She's my daughter"
"I guess you have then"

"This is ice, this is what happens to water when it gets too cold."
"This is Kent, this is what happens when you get too sexually frustrated"

"What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of jello?"
 
TV
2002-03-05 05:50:52 PM
must resist...can't do it...


this thread should be good.
*grabs popcorn*
 
2002-03-05 05:53:06 PM
Stolen popcorn, SWAT team, raid?!?!?

Is it safe to come out of my bomb shelter yet?
 
2002-03-05 05:53:16 PM
He could of probably sold all that on Ebay to overweight housewives.
 
2002-03-05 05:55:56 PM
weirdo
 
2002-03-05 05:57:25 PM
He was planning a terrorist attack with a laser from a plane. I know, because I saw Real Genius starring Val kilmer.
 
2002-03-05 05:57:36 PM
Thankfully he didn't have a space heater in there... :)
 
2002-03-05 05:58:35 PM
"I drank what?"
 
2002-03-05 05:58:44 PM
Just when you thought a garage couldn't hold any more fatty vittles...
 
2002-03-05 05:59:10 PM
Ill bet its cause he didnt like bowel movement so much.
 
2002-03-05 05:59:24 PM
fatty fat fat fat
 
2002-03-05 06:00:53 PM
And there were 30,000 pounds... of bananas...
 
2002-03-05 06:01:03 PM
** spaZkid inserts, "Ill bet its cause he didnt like bowel movement so much." into his translate-to-english pocket gadget.

** spaZkid smacks the crap out of his gadget...still doesn't make sense.
 
2002-03-05 06:01:43 PM
OK ... very seriously: what kind of an a$$ clown steals popcorn?

He must not have a kernal of sanity.

Ba-dum-ching.
</corny>
 
2002-03-05 06:02:16 PM
 
2002-03-05 06:02:17 PM
Only 30,000? thats not right. A man can't live off of 30,000 pounds of pop'n corn...
 
2002-03-05 06:02:53 PM
Damn cops always fark up movie night...
 
2002-03-05 06:03:45 PM
In the living room of the house, detectives found 188 copies of Steven Spielberg's E.T., The Extraterrestrial on VHS. 187 of them looked as if they had been worn through.
 
2002-03-05 06:03:56 PM
Act II? C'mon, this guy obviously has no taste. Uncle Orville, on the other hand...
 
2002-03-05 06:09:11 PM
no garage can hold $50,000 worth of popcorn.
 
2002-03-05 06:10:22 PM
Wow, three people actually saw Real Genius? Astounding.
 
2002-03-05 06:10:24 PM
""Can you hammer a 12 inch spike through a board with your penis?""

what if I told you the 12" spike was my penis?

 
2002-03-05 06:11:36 PM
I see a family sitcom in the making
 
2002-03-05 06:13:59 PM
hrm..
** spaZkid inserts, "Ill bet its cause he didnt like bowel movement so much." into his translate-to-english pocket gadget.

** spaZkid smacks the crap out of his gadget...still doesn't make sense.


Try eating more than 2 bags of popcorn... when you realize you haven't dumped in 4 days, your pocket-translator will tell you you're a dumbass.
 
2002-03-05 06:14:39 PM
wasitpoppedornot.com?
 
2002-03-05 06:15:45 PM
That's half the amount of dead midgets I keep in my garage.
 
2002-03-05 06:15:45 PM
he could make approximately $60,000 dollars camping outside of a Weight Watchers center, selling it for about $2 a pop.
 
2002-03-05 06:17:00 PM
Try eating more than 2 bags of popcorn... when you realize you haven't dumped in 4 days, your pocket-translator will tell you you're a dumbass.

Heh, looks like your the dumb ass, Mr. Constipation.
 
2002-03-05 06:17:48 PM
SpaZkid LOL!
 
2002-03-05 06:18:18 PM
s/your/you're
 
2002-03-05 06:18:58 PM
ZagnaBoot HAHAHA! That is right. I forgot about that. HEHE. Up your count to 6. Myself and two friends.
 
2002-03-05 06:20:32 PM
umm.. real dumbass. wow. for your information, "you're" is a contraction of "you are", which was totally correct in that sentence. You are a dumbass.
This has been quite amusing. Thanks.
 
2002-03-05 06:22:24 PM
Hey jerkass.

I was correcting my grammar mistake. Hence the s/your/you're. SO DOUBLE DUMB ASS ON YOU, MR. LACK OF POOPIE PANTS!
 
2002-03-05 06:24:51 PM
Americans are stupid fat people
 
2002-03-05 06:24:59 PM
If you're gonna try to flame, you better find something with more substance than a grammar error. I obviously caught it and corrected it before you pointed it out.
 
2002-03-05 06:25:02 PM
.. and in a related story, police are searching the area for a hijacked truck stolen late this afternoon. The truck is said to contain 40,000 lbs. of butter..
 
2002-03-05 06:30:26 PM
ok, aside from the obvious confusion of the spelling correction, I still don't see how my comment makes me the dumbass. care to elaborate your initial lameflame?
 
2002-03-05 06:32:15 PM
M0ppy, are you Canadian?
 
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