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(Reuters)   Fax containing details of Queen Elizabeth's Australian tour accidentally sent to a McDonalds in Brisbane   (reuters.com ) divider line
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2002-03-05 09:40:22 AM  
Is this the McDonalds where they throw spears?
 
2002-03-05 09:40:49 AM  
Coolum is not in Brisbane.
 
2002-03-05 09:41:13 AM  
She wants fries with that?
 
2002-03-05 09:46:44 AM  
Why the fark does McDonald's have a fax machine?
 
2002-03-05 09:49:12 AM  
She wants her meals QUEEN sized- hold the mayo.
 
2002-03-05 09:50:21 AM  
If I may take a tree-hugging tone of self-reverence and superior smugness for a moment, As Is My Wont, I'd just like to know: "Are they STILL 'eating' McDonalds in the West????"
 
2002-03-05 09:51:41 AM  
We are not amused ...
 
2002-03-05 09:52:13 AM  
I've switched over to White Castle
 
2002-03-05 09:56:18 AM  
I guess with the olympics over the US Secret Service now handles British royalty...
 
Kan
2002-03-05 09:57:01 AM  
I always wondered what the Queens surname was.
 
2002-03-05 09:59:19 AM  
Ghettoceleb: That's "chips". "You want chips with that, Mum?"
 
2002-03-05 10:02:07 AM  
Damn, beat me to it Leonard..

3Horn
 
2002-03-05 10:10:20 AM  
Why oh why has someone not shot this parasitic cow and worn her head for a glove yet?
 
2002-03-05 10:30:38 AM  
Why oh why oh spells "Yoyo", by the way.
 
2002-03-05 10:33:12 AM  
Kan
I always wondered what the Queens surname was.

its Windsor
 
2002-03-05 10:41:25 AM  
It used to be Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Gambolputty de von ausfern schplenden schlitter crassbenbon fried digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von knacker thrasher apple banger horowitz ticolensic grander knotty spelltinkle grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser kurstlich himbleeisen bahnwagen gutenabend bitte ein nurnburger bratwustle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber shonendanker kalbsfleisch mittler aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
 
2002-03-05 11:01:41 AM  
Ya wanna supersize that for a dollar more?
 
2002-03-05 11:14:20 AM  
"I'm as British as Queen Victoria"

"So your mother's a German, your father's half german, and you married a german!"
 
2002-03-05 12:09:06 PM  
Goatman - do you watch the most excellent "Soccer Am" by the way?
 
2002-03-05 12:10:12 PM  
Who was that old English actress - some really famous theatrical dame (so famous, in fact, that I've forgotten her name) who arrived in Australia and was asked by a Customs Officer if she had any venereal diseases. She replied: "I'm entering your country - not leaving it."
 
2002-03-05 12:36:55 PM  
Her Majesty's Most Royal Itinerary
Tuesday, March of the Most Fifth, In the Year of Me 2002

8:00 Anno Meridian (hereafter referred to in the diminuitive, that is, A of M): Arise

8:03 A of M: Withered Dug Talcing; Fluffing of the Royal Privates to Ensure Healthy Blood-Flow

8:15 A of M: Discreet Liaison with the Burger King

9:47 A of M: Killing of Servants for Sport & My Amusement

10:02 A of M: Psychologically Torture my Jug-Eared Halfwit Son

10:17 A of M: Ritual Denigration of Diana before the Assembled Lords & Ladies of the Privy Chamber

11:22 A of M: Feed the Corgis to the Dobermans

12 The Most Noon until Retiring: Imbibe Copious Amounts of Gin and Tonic, followed by an Extended Bout of Projectile Vomiting
 
2002-03-05 12:37:18 PM  
Her Majesty's Most Royal Itinerary
Tuesday, March of the Most Fifth, In the Year of Me 2002

8:00 Anno Meridian (hereafter referred to in the diminuitive, that is, A of M): Arise

8:03 A of M: Withered Dug Talcing; Fluffing of the Royal Privates to Ensure Healthy Blood-Flow

8:15 A of M: Discreet Liaison with the Burger King

9:47 A of M: Killing of Servants for Sport & My Amusement

10:02 A of M: Psychologically Torture my Jug-Eared Halfwit Son

10:17 A of M: Ritual Denigration of Diana before the Assembled Lords & Ladies of the Privy Chamber

11:22 A of M: Feed the Corgis to the Dobermans

12 The Most Noon until Retiring: Imbibe Copious Amounts of Gin and Tonic, followed by an Extended Bout of Projectile Vomiting
 
2002-03-05 12:51:02 PM  
Addendum to My Most Exalted Schedule, This Date, Ibid:

12:47 Post Meridian (as was Explained heretofore, in abbreviato: P of M): Flog Sir C. Luggage for Duple-Posting in that Most Wonderful yet Dubious Endeavors, The Fark of Dot Com.
 
2002-03-05 01:12:07 PM  
....of Ulm
 
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