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(New York Metro)   Britney Spears has credit-card problems   ( divider line
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16972 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Mar 2002 at 7:57 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-05 07:59:27 AM  
Hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! That is the greatest!
2002-03-05 08:00:41 AM  
princess-cum-movie star

Hehe, they said cum
2002-03-05 08:02:16 AM  
How long 'til she's smoking cock for crack rocks?
2002-03-05 08:03:28 AM  
I can not wait for her to get desperate enough to have to do Playboy. That will be the greatest selling issue ever ever ever ever ever!!!!!
2002-03-05 08:03:42 AM  
Someone needs to institute a WHO GIVES A shiat tag....
2002-03-05 08:08:14 AM  
One of these days she'll be so broke she'll have to sell her half of the Beatles catalog to Sony.... Oh. Sorry. Eh, she'll fail in some spectacular way too sooner or later.
2002-03-05 08:16:01 AM  
Obviously someone gives a shiat
2002-03-05 08:23:01 AM  
she owns half the beatles catalogue? I thought the glovedone owned it all.?.?
2002-03-05 08:30:13 AM  
"OOPS, I maxed-out again . . . "
2002-03-05 08:31:28 AM  
Hasn't she ever heard of the furry chequebook? My girlfriend sure has .....
2002-03-05 08:36:31 AM  
That's what happens when you charge your new boobs
2002-03-05 08:39:06 AM  
LOL! That's funnier than...

wait for it....

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2002-03-05 08:41:28 AM  
Britney Spears, what we know:

1)her boobs are fake
2)she lip synchs in concert
3)nobody really cares anymore whether or not she's a virgin
4)she's dumb as a box of rocks
2002-03-05 08:54:23 AM  
Laugh all you want, she made $38 MILLION DOLLARS in 2000 alone.
Farkin biatch...I'd still suckle her teat for breakfast, though.
2002-03-05 08:57:07 AM  
Isn't this a repeat from last week? In other words, redundantly irrelevant...though I'd still do her of course. Furry checkbook....too funny. Never heard it called that before.
2002-03-05 09:12:28 AM  
"The pop princess-cum-movie star "

Boy I had to read that a few times to make sure!
2002-03-05 09:19:30 AM  
Freudian slip with the 'cum-movie star' line...
2002-03-05 09:24:58 AM  
Hmmm. Could we be seeing the start of an MC Hammer-type thing here with Ms. Spears? It's interesting. I worked for a big New York retailer years ago and we had a lot of famous folks with store charge cards. Streisand, Kennedy, Harrison Ford, Dick Cheney, to name a few. They used to get a special code on their account. 54. Not to be denied ever, for any reason. Paid up or not, they got to spend as much as they want, whenever they wanted. Now, that's the power of wealth.
2002-03-05 09:30:57 AM  
I was just reading some stupid hoser-feed about how she doesn't know who Yoko Ono and Linda McCartney are. She's supposed to have defended herself saying: "I'm sorry, but I'm very young."

And she really doesn't need to be judged right now!
2002-03-05 09:32:18 AM  
She can't count or tell time. It's a bit much to expect her to balance her checkbook.
2002-03-05 09:32:42 AM  
Kylie said: Is it farked? It won't open for me.

Flushed and slightly sticky British record-buying public to the rescue!
2002-03-05 09:35:43 AM  
Close2: I think you hit the nail on the head. I give it 5 years, maybe 7 before we see the VH1 Behind the Music special and hear about how she's in the poorhouse, and was taken advantage of and maybe a little bit of low budget porn. If she does another movie like xroads...cut that to 3 years.
2002-03-05 09:39:11 AM  
GooberMcFly: Kudos!!
2002-03-05 10:11:10 AM  
Does it make you feel better about your boring lives and $25k a year jobs to cut down anyone who has made something of themselves?

How very small of you.
Rat [TotalFark]
2002-03-05 10:15:08 AM  
I'm pretty sure I could get MOST of my credit cards declined at Barney's...I feel soooo like Brattney

(if anyone gets a clean shot, take me out)
2002-03-05 10:15:45 AM  
Puh-leeze, don't even try to pretend Britney is the next Carole King.

She's a flash-in-the-pan, stupid airhead who will be posing in Playboy when she's thirty
2002-03-05 10:16:26 AM  
It makes me feel better to cut down anyone who willingly allows others to make of them what they will, with no spine, talent or character other than claiming to be a virgin and having plastic breasts at the age of 19.

These people personify America and all it stands for to me.
2002-03-05 10:26:35 AM  
She probably thought the cards were "defective", that is why she was not embarrassed. Wonder how the bodyguard got payed back? Wonder if her accountant got fired? Damn, if I made $38 mil, I'd have a $100K or so in a checking account and use a debit card!
2002-03-05 10:32:14 AM  
I agree with Slayerswine!!!
2002-03-05 10:48:46 AM  
a corporate pop princess-cum-movie star bucket.
somehow that is just really, really funny. I hope she doesn't balloon up too much before she has a chance to become a cum-covered-movie star
2002-03-05 11:11:55 AM  
WhiffWhaffle: That was sarcasm, right? Pretty good. I mean, surely you're not judging folks on the size of their bankroll? I suppose you think she actually has talent? Let me guess, you liked Crossroads so much, you bought the company? Yes, that was a fine work of art. In fact, I hear it's up for a few oscars. Nominated for largest budget with no discernable plot. But then again, I made less than she did last year so what the funk do I know? You're on the wrong damn message board. We like to pick on people, so head on over to
2002-03-05 11:15:43 AM  
oh, and besides that...I'd make fun of you too if all your credit cards were declined and you made 38 mil a year. Hell, I'd make fun if you only made 1 mil a year and couldn't even manage to hang on to it.
2002-03-05 11:16:24 AM  
ah yes, the bucket o' red x's.
2002-03-05 11:57:47 AM  
It was not sarcasm. Ok, she's a flash in the pan with plastic boobies. How many here would not get a nose job if it would help you make $38(?) mil? Most of you would probably screw fat, 60 year old women for that much too.

She made it because she is hot as hell, can dance (kinda), sing (kinda) and had the drive to make it. Your envy is showing.

Btw, I was not judging anyone based on their income in that partcular instance (although, face it, almost everyone does.) I was pointing out that your own life must really suck to have such hatred for someone who has made it.

Most of you are probably the same idiots with "Mean People Suck" bumper stickers I see leaving the local tolerance seminars.
2002-03-05 12:11:36 PM  
WhiffleWaffle: Britney's fame, such as it is, is the product of marketing - not talent. She may be easy on the eyes, but that's about all she had to offer. Jealous? Not a bit.

Go cheerlead for corporate music someplace else.
2002-03-05 12:20:23 PM  
Unlike MC Hammer, when Spears is washed up she can always do porn.
2002-03-05 12:34:16 PM  
Doesn't she already do something close to porn? I think a topless dancer wears more than she does....
2002-03-05 12:42:53 PM  
Lord Ashtar:

Give it until she's about 35 and everyone has forgotten about her. Then she'll be in Playboy for one for chance at stardom.

(I'd still do 'er though)
2002-03-05 12:50:28 PM  
As one of her creditors, I am currently negotiating with Britney to settle her debt. It is going real well.
2002-03-05 01:31:35 PM  
Maybe she should get a check card or an amex.
2002-03-05 02:04:17 PM  
I hate to burst the bubbles of all you "Britney will be in Playboy by the time she's 30" believers. It ain't going to happen. She's got too much money. She wasn't a one-hit-wonder like Tiffany or Belinda Carlyle. She's had two albums that have made her MILLIONS. She's been on tours that have made her MILLIONS. She has accountants and investment managers who are making sure she can quit working at anytime and live a life of luxury.

The only way she gets poor/desparate enough to appear in Playboy is if one of her accountants pulls a nasty trick on her and scoots off to the Cayman Islands with her fortune.

By the way, I have never wanted to be more wrong about something than this. Never.
2002-03-05 02:20:34 PM  
i guess talent isn't for sale either?
2002-03-05 02:23:33 PM  
The reason why I have a problem with Britney is because she is a farking hypocrit. She is a 20 year old girl/woman/not yet either who sings about being "stronger" not because she really is, but because someone tells her too. I just can't imagine being 20 (my age) and having someone tell me how to walk/act/talk/sing/dance/live...I think more, now than ever in my life, I want to be completely independent, have my own ideas, thoughts, dreams, and be able to stand behind that wholeheartedly. There is no money in the world that would make up for not being able to be ME at this point in my life and to live MY life the way I want it. She was asked what her opinions on Sept. 11th were and the war in Afghanistan...Now, we ALL have incredibly strong opinions and ideas about both of these things, and most of us believe so strongly in them, that we will defend them at all know what her response was? "I think it's really sad, but I don't know much about it cuz I really haven't been following it". (Not exact quotes but very close..general idea)I cannot even begin to fathom NOT having my own thoughts about that and/or NOT being able to voice them because my manager told me not too. I actually feel bad for her in a way. It just bothers me to think that we focus so much on someone like her. And you know, if she WANTS to dress like a whore, hey go for it...but she should do it because SHE wants to...not because someone tells her too. I guess my whole thing is, I would love to see her stand up for herself, maybe also show an interest in something other than herself...but then of course, she couldn't continue her "career" as a Popstar...I guess you have to make some sacrifices...but even $38 million dollars isn't enough for me to give up living my life according to myself.

Just my thoughts.
2002-03-05 03:00:37 PM  
Wow, I'm really asking for it now.

>why I have a problem
>I just can't imagine
>someone tell me how
>I think
>I want
>my own ideas
>being able to be ME
>in my life
>live MY life
>the way I want
>I cannot even begin
>my own thoughts about
>I actually feel bad
>It just bothers me
>I guess my whole thing is
>I would love to see
>I guess
>for me to give up
>living my life
>according to myself.

>maybe also show an interest in something other than herself

Things are sometimes a little clearer when you see them as they really are instead of through the "Me" glasses.

Nothing personal SaturnGirl. It is very common today for people to see everything that happens in terms of how it relates to or affects them personally.
2002-03-05 03:16:29 PM  
well said SaturnGirl well said......
2002-03-05 03:19:11 PM  
WhiffWaffle--I'm not famous, nor do I have the money to be able to support something OTHER than myself at the moment....therefore, I AM concerned with what happens in my life...but that doesn't mean that I am ONLY self centered.

Oh, and what other "glasses" am I supposed to see life through?? Society's? A third party? Yours? Of course I'm only going to be concerned with what affects me, otherwise, how would I know about it? If it's not affecting me, then it's because I'm not aware of it.

'Things are sometimes a little clearer when you see them as they really are instead of through the "Me" glasses.

Nothing personal SaturnGirl. It is very common today for people to see everything that happens in terms of how it relates to or affects them personally."

Maybe you should take your own "advice". How do you see things that DON'T realte to or DON'T affect you personally?? My glasses must be clouded....feel free to clear them up.
2002-03-05 04:01:28 PM  
HAHA, the 50 million in her bank account right now would probably last for 5 or 6 years maybe? Celebrity like britney don't spend money, they burn it.
2002-03-05 05:27:44 PM  
Jealousy = anger
2002-03-05 06:08:37 PM  
britney is hot
2002-03-05 07:59:35 PM  
WhiffWaffle Apt name, absolutely perfect.
Now I'm not entering into the whole Britney arguement thing but it really gives me the shiats when self righteous pricks like you come along and edit someone else's word, take them out of context and start accusing them of seeing through "me" glasses. You dick!! Hopefully not offending SaturnGirl here, but you could have also taken her views, yes personal views, that was how they were presented, and presented them in the following manner
>she is a farking hypocrit.
>She is a 20 year old girl/woman/not yet either
>she really is,
>someone tells her too.
>She was asked
>we ALL have incredibly
>most of us believe so strongly in them,
>we will defend them at all costs....
>you know
>what her response was
>we focus so much on someone like her.
>And you know,
>if she WANTS to dress like a whore,
>she should do it
>because SHE wants to
>because someone tells her too.
>see her stand up for herself
>something other than herself
>she couldn't continue her "career" as a Popstar

What color glasses do we have now snapperhead. The "She, we, you, us" glasses. Get a clue dickwad.
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