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(ESPN)   Duke player, famous for teabagging incident, gets the first start of his career and promptly breaks his foot   (sports.espn.go.com) divider line 80
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2005-01-04 05:04:21 PM
jlowejd-

I enjoy college basketball but I cannot stand Dickie V. If he and Bill Walton are ever on the same flight with me, very bad things will happen.
 
2005-01-04 05:08:26 PM
I turned off the Pistons-Pacers fight game because Bill Walton was doing it, so I missed all the fun

Vitale did the KU game this weekend, I turned down the volume. and don't get me started on Stuart Scott. I cant watch highlights because of him.

oooh, player gots the skills, gonna take it to granny. Hate Him!!!
 
2005-01-04 05:16:10 PM
A wholy unsafe for work image... I give to you, the teabagging of the Canadian Flag.

You have been warned.
 
2005-01-04 05:17:17 PM
that's ok john_frink... revenge came in 98, when we came back from 17 down in the second half to prove that... dUKe sucks. :)
 
2005-01-04 05:17:26 PM
Thanks to Fark, my vocab is increasing exponentially.

Teabagging, rimmming... any more?
 
2005-01-04 05:17:41 PM
Okay, I admit it. I got teabagged by a jock asshat in the lockerroom in highschool. He was infamous for taking swigs of beer before gym class. One day he knocked over my shoes, and proceeded to thwack his member on my head when I reached down to pick them up. Other members of his football team laughed it up at my expense.

I got the last laugh (sort of) years later when I was in college. I saw him at the mall, still wearing his high school football jacket. He was with a bunch of girls several years his junior. He had dropped out of high school a month before graduation, and now here he was years later showing off in a dirty football jacket.

He pretended not to notice me as I stood there (for a good minute or so) staring at how pathetic he was.
 
2005-01-04 05:24:35 PM
Technically it isn't a "tea bag" incedent if "the boys" dont make it into the victems mouth.

NoAssemblyReqd- Sounds like that guy just liked touching another guy with his junk.
 
2005-01-04 05:25:46 PM
NoAssembly...

But he was gettin' that pussy...another thing you don't get much of probably. You probably get laughed at quite a bit, even now.

Loser nerd...I chuckle at you on behalf of all the cool people everywhere that you envy so much.
 
2005-01-04 05:26:36 PM
don't get me started on Stuart Scott. I cant watch highlights because of him. oooh, player gots the skills, gonna take it to granny. Hate Him!!!



Kitwilly, I can pinpoint the exact, precise moment I went from merely being annoyed by Stuart "Shizzy wif da nizzie" Scott to realizng he was, in fact, the antichrist.

In summer 1996, Kenny Mayne's infant son died shortly after birth. That night on ESPN, Stu and the other host closed the show by acknowledging the event, and Stu closed the show with something like, "tonight, when you hit your knees, send one up to the Big Man for ____ Mayne....fighter comin' through, ring 10 bells." (referring to the boxing tradition of ringing 10 bells when a fighter passes away). He smiled his idiot crooked-eye smile into the camera. keeeee-rist almighty, I was pissed.

He was pulling this huck-and-buck, farking stepin fetchit routine while a co-worker was dealing with his infant's son's death.

I had endured his stupid Method Man quotes, and his "holla atcha boy Shontrelle and ya sista Weezie like back inna day", "the sweetest thing I ever known, was Tiger Woods gettin all up on a neckbone," "_____ is like choosing between Jill Scott or Macy Gray: either way, it's all good" during highlights, but that night was a new low.

So now, if Stu's on, I don't watch.


/don't front!!!!
 
2005-01-04 05:27:44 PM
I would fear the turtle if I were teabagging in cold weather. =o)
 
2005-01-04 05:28:10 PM
My experience with teabagging is mostly related to video games. In reality it is truly disturbing
 
2005-01-04 05:28:35 PM
NoAssemblyReqd: okay, so the jock is still a loser years later; are you still a pussy?

My own school years would have been a lot more enjoyable if someone had let me know that there are some circumstances that absolutely justify kicking a bully in their box and shoving them. And rubbing their junk on you is certainly one of those.
 
2005-01-04 05:30:04 PM
Don't recall any teabagging going on in my highschool. But there was one guy who, although he was friends with them and part of the cool/popular crowd, constantly had things shoved up his ass by a couple of the jocks. My understanding was that there was an especially traumatic event with an umbrella.
 
2005-01-04 05:37:44 PM
No PS here at work, but could someone whip up a pic of Stuart with the left side of his face mirrored on the right. And then his right side mirrored on the left. I just want to know which one is correct.
 
2005-01-04 05:37:46 PM
there was an especially traumatic event with an umbrella.

Was it open or closed at the time, or opened during the insertion?
 
2005-01-04 05:38:03 PM
I like Stuart Scott because I don't have any black friends and he seems to like us white people and help us with our sports vernacular.
 
2005-01-04 05:56:17 PM
rickythepenguin
Was it open or closed at the time, or opened during the insertion?

I can't say for sure, as I wasn't there. But the guy in question briefly recounted the event through clenched teeth, and at no point did he say it was ever opened. And dear god, I hope it wasn't.
 
2005-01-04 06:02:28 PM
foxyg

Thanks! i was trying to find a use for all these canadian flags i keep tripping over. It never occured to me i could use them to rest my balls on

hooray!
 
2005-01-04 06:21:19 PM
Rubbing your weener on another guy makes you gay.

Period.
 
2005-01-04 07:06:09 PM
Hey Rodeodork, get a life.
 
2005-01-04 07:46:38 PM
Yes. Any man whose johnson touches another man (unless in the setting of a legitimate medical examination) has an incurable case of teh ghey. As for vocabulary lessons for DancinBaptist, may I offer 'The Dirty Sanchez.' Dancin, all I can say is you asked for it.

/still disgusted by the concept
 
2005-01-04 09:31:14 PM
This thread is useless without pics?

/yeah I said it
//No I'm not gay
 
2005-01-04 09:32:51 PM
Oh yeah, Go Heels!
 
2005-01-04 10:14:40 PM
reggie love sucks. duke sucks. carolina sucks. providence day sucks.

/go deacs, go dawgs, go latin
 
2005-01-04 10:15:33 PM
OMG, sorry for no "Duke Sucks" in the headline. None of my other "Duke Sucks" articles get the go ahead, so I thought I'd leave it off for once. :)

Oh, and in response the the Fag, err, Laettner shot:



 
2005-01-05 07:33:06 AM
2005-01-04 06:21:19 PM J.G. Longbotham

Rubbing your weener on another guy makes you gay.

Period.


darnit... I was avoiding rubbing my weener on another guy by simply rubbing it inside another guy. does that still make me teh gay?
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2005-01-05 08:03:35 AM
Is this really tea-bagging? It sounds more like a Roman Helmet incident to me. Not being picky, but the case has been stated by jst3p. This looks like a Sausage Party without the English Breakfast. Although it could be viewed as giving him a pair of Arabian Goggles.

//just sayin'
 
2005-01-05 10:49:52 AM
At least Reggie could possibly get an endorsement from Nestea, Tetley, or Lipton upon graduation (to some mediocre team's bench).

The University of New Jersey at Durham sux.
 
2005-01-05 11:38:55 AM
Did I hurt your feelings, FlashLV?

I'm in Vegas. Why don't you let me buy you lunch? Then, when we're done with lunch, I can get a life. In fact, maybe I'll take yours.
 
2005-01-05 09:03:32 PM
LOL rodeofag you're funny.
 
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