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(NY Daily News)   Heidi Klum to marry Seal. Klum: "I'm very happy." Seal: "Wock, wock, wock"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 156
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GooberMcFly [TotalFark]
2005-01-04 11:56:59 AM
*thwacks headline submitter over the had with a club*
 
McBatt [TotalFark]
2005-01-04 01:25:46 PM
Good for them. Both seem like nice enough people.


/knows someone who knows someone who hangs out with Seal
//Knows no one who knows Klum, though
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2005-01-04 01:36:41 PM
Why was Heidi Klum late for work?

She blew a Seal on the way over.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2005-01-04 02:34:35 PM


The Unauthorized (Navy) Seal honeymoon shots.

/brap recycles
 
Wizzin
2005-01-04 04:11:23 PM
Seal is a bastard

/jealous
 
bwesb
2005-01-04 04:12:35 PM
A toast to the happy couple; rockstars and supermodels for everybody!
 
DeanMoriarty
2005-01-04 04:12:47 PM
I don't laugh out loud at headlines.

I did at this one.

Well done.
 
goldengonzo
2005-01-04 04:12:53 PM
What happened to his face?
 
RockJaw
2005-01-04 04:13:14 PM
I was going to say something about his face but then... maturity prevailed.
 
dorko16
2005-01-04 04:13:28 PM
Holy crap was that funny.
 
WilsonSucks
2005-01-04 04:13:36 PM
Debate on the real seal sound in 3, 2, 1, now

I go with "Ort, Ort, Ort"
 
tsx11
2005-01-04 04:13:38 PM
Submitter, excellent job. I laughed so hard that I filled my pants with my surprise.
 
a100b100
2005-01-04 04:13:57 PM
Well, if you have to marry a singer that hasn't had a hit in a decade. you couldn't pick a nicer one.

i made that up. i don't know the guy.
 
yourGFwantsME
2005-01-04 04:14:02 PM
Seal? wow, so I had a chance and never took it?
 
KentuckyBob
2005-01-04 04:14:43 PM
wock wock wock?

I thought it was ur ur ur...

/funny tagline
//yeah to the submitter
 
Eryximachus
2005-01-04 04:15:03 PM
She is a disgrace.
 
wescoe
2005-01-04 04:15:04 PM
LOL


tsx11

what suprise!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
KentuckyBob
2005-01-04 04:15:53 PM
WilsonSucks

just as I hit submit, me thinks to myself....
 
MrGuilt
2005-01-04 04:16:04 PM
I think he no longer needs to go "wock wock wock," if you know what I mean.



And I think that you do.
 
becoming
2005-01-04 04:16:23 PM
Kudos submitter...

I'm still trying to figure out if I laughed out loud because it was corny or just plain ol' surprising.
 
micah476
2005-01-04 04:18:06 PM
You've got to be farking kidding me...Seal? SEAL? What the fark is going on!?
 
DarwinEffect
2005-01-04 04:18:10 PM
a100b100:

Well, if you have to marry a singer that hasn't had a hit in a decade. you couldn't pick a nicer one.


No lie, I saw an ad for his "Greatest Hits" compilation and I was like,

What, one hit single, a tune on a movie soundtrack, and a Steve Miller cover merits a "Greatest Hits"?

Nice work on the Klum, though, ya ripped-face lookin bastige.
 
IForgotMyPassword
2005-01-04 04:18:22 PM
Headline: "Clap, clap, clap"
 
nectar_of_the_goddess
2005-01-04 04:18:23 PM
Congrats to 'em both. Heidi seems to be one of the less annoying supermodels out there, and I think Seal is sexy. Facial scars or not, he's got a nice voice.
 
DannySpaz
2005-01-04 04:18:38 PM
At least Seal isn't Italian.
 
poppinjay
2005-01-04 04:18:43 PM
So is she one of the anti-fur models? Hate to see her in a baby seal coat.

Otherwise, WTF is Johnny Knoxville doing in these social circles? Not that the circles are superior, but... models, rock stars, race car drivers, bodily function artists.....
 
xtremdelt
2005-01-04 04:18:52 PM
Isn't that the sound Fozzie Bear makes?
 
skinink
2005-01-04 04:18:53 PM

I guess Seal like the part of Heidi that always smelled of fish.


"If anyone believes this couple should not be joined in Holy Matrimony, let them pull out their clubs to hit Seal, or forever hold their peace."
 
SlipWilly
2005-01-04 04:19:04 PM
Klum: I'd hit it
Seal: He got hit
Me: Going to hell
 
lbthepdd
2005-01-04 04:19:13 PM
i thought we determined the sound was "Doink Doink" after the whole Jerry Orbach death thang...

so, will she just have to be "Heidi" once she marries Seal since he's got that no last name thang goin on?

~LB the Pillsbury Dough Dyke
 
haxtor
2005-01-04 04:19:26 PM
"Seal quickly filled the void left by the Italian ..."


Man, I'd like to fill Hedi's void too!
 
ranold
2005-01-04 04:20:14 PM
Good for both people, who are so 1995, to find happiness.
/Is Blossum Russoa the bridesmaid??
 
Kitwilly
2005-01-04 04:20:30 PM
this thread is



worthless



without pics
 
Sandelaphon
2005-01-04 04:20:30 PM
If I were seal I'd do tricks...


... as long as she promised to hit me
 
wescoe
2005-01-04 04:20:56 PM


FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
 
ranold
2005-01-04 04:21:10 PM
Russo
 
spongenator
2005-01-04 04:21:19 PM
Goldengonzo: what happened to his face?

I think they are tribal markings that were burned into his face
 
mc frontalot
2005-01-04 04:21:55 PM
If you're a fan of Seal's music then you should also check out his brother Jeymes Samuel.
 
Arkcon
2005-01-04 04:22:44 PM
Just an FYI. Seal's facial problems aren't acne. Last I heard, he has Lupus, and is living on borrowed time. Still, if you gotta go, nice to have a supermodel next to you.
 
the_ether_bunny
2005-01-04 04:23:18 PM
His facial marks were the result of lupus vulgaris...at least that's my understanding.
 
farkkinwiseass
2005-01-04 04:23:22 PM
let's have some more pics of the happy couple..ur, you could leave him out
 
EdVenture
2005-01-04 04:23:37 PM
wescoe

Nice Klums.
 
Big Dumb Animal
2005-01-04 04:25:01 PM
lucky bastard.

she is the most beautiful woman on earth.
 
DaShredda
2005-01-04 04:25:35 PM
Headline is alright. but IMHO "Wock wock wock" is what Fozzy the Bear says.

Seals make more of a "RAHR RAHR RAHR" sound.
 
Teleken
2005-01-04 04:26:11 PM
goldengonzo: What happened to his face?

Those are scars resulting from a disease he contracted as a child.
 
UncleFriendly
2005-01-04 04:28:05 PM
DaShredda, I believe you mean "wocka wocka wocka!"

And a seal goes "urp urp urp".
 
Strega
2005-01-04 04:28:12 PM
'You look like you just blew a seal'.
'Oh No! It's just ice cream!'

/old joke.
 
Zeppelininthesky
2005-01-04 04:28:17 PM
I guess Heidi loves to club Seals.. I mean go to clubs with Seal.
 
ilyag
2005-01-04 04:29:25 PM
His birth name:

Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adelo Samuel

No lie.
 
Pro Zack
2005-01-04 04:29:39 PM
Grammy-nominated singer Seal proposed to the supermodel while on a holiday south of the border

I guess Seal is a very cunning linguist...
 
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