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2005-01-03 12:21:43 PM
I'm supposed to go see Closer tomorrow. I didn't really want to see it, but now that I know it's nude scene was apparently the 7th best this year, maybe it won't be so bad after all.

/Sweet.
 
2005-01-03 12:23:01 PM
why can't they put clips with these things?? now i have to go searching through Kazaa to get them all :(
 
2005-01-03 12:25:01 PM
How about a SFW list for those of us at work?
 
2005-01-03 12:29:13 PM
Juliette Lewis and Mimi Rogers scare me. Some better pics would really help this article.
 
2005-01-03 12:30:33 PM
I would hit Mimi Rogers, mornin', noon and night. What was Tommy thinking? "I have teh ghey"?
 
2005-01-03 12:31:13 PM
Oh, and I forgot about Rosario Dawson.
 
2005-01-03 12:37:05 PM
jsavimbi

I would hit Mimi Rogers, mornin', noon and night. What was Tommy thinking? "I have teh ghey"?

Damn straight! Mimi Rogers always has been, and still is, teh hawt.
 
2005-01-03 12:37:14 PM
Nice. Beautiful naked women without fake boobs.

But...where are the top 20 male nude scenes in cinema for 2004?
 
2005-01-03 12:37:33 PM
Yes, this thread is useless without better pics.
 
2005-01-03 12:48:50 PM
Ludivine. Yum.

ya, the rest were pretty good too.
 
2005-01-03 12:53:27 PM
Mimi...Two words MuMu! My eyes!!!!
 
2005-01-03 12:56:49 PM
Jordan Ladd is a little hottie. and its borderline creepy how much she looks like her mom.

'borderline creepy' in a sexy way.

 
2005-01-03 01:03:37 PM
top 20 not 10

submitted a few days ago

who are most of these broads?

/nerf NP's thong.
 
2005-01-03 01:07:03 PM

But...where are the top 20 male nude scenes in cinema for 2004?


I echo this question!
 
2005-01-03 01:24:20 PM
INeedAttention.com

"...so the only remaining nudity was Natalie's butt in a thong."

Don't see "Closer"!
 
2005-01-03 01:45:32 PM
Thera:

But...where are the top 20 male nude scenes in cinema for 2004?

I echo this question!


Off ya go to the gay sites, I guess.
 
2005-01-03 01:47:22 PM
Also, there are Farkette mods.

They're probably already looking for you.
 
2005-01-03 02:11:14 PM
Lame. I obviously have to go home before I can peruse.

I heard great things about Secretary, though.
 
2005-01-03 02:12:29 PM
Jeebus... mention Natalie Portman, and you're guaranteed the site will be farked beyond recognition.
 
2005-01-03 02:13:18 PM
Is it just me, or is that site farked already?
 
2005-01-03 02:13:22 PM
Looks like pubic hair is making a big comeback.
 
2005-01-03 02:14:07 PM
Insta-Farked.
 
2005-01-03 02:14:32 PM
closer is the worst movie have ever scene. wait for the dvd and then watch the scene of natalie at the strip club.
 
2005-01-03 02:14:51 PM
Site got farked!
:-(
anybody has the cache????

please, help a brotha out brotha...


 
2005-01-03 02:15:56 PM
that was 0-farked in near-record time
 
2005-01-03 02:16:04 PM
Farked!
 
2005-01-03 02:17:36 PM
SFW LIST:
"20. Rachel Miner in NY-LON

A Channel 4 production from the U.K., NY-LON follows the troubled romance between a bohemian New York record store clerk and a London stock broker.

This represents Miner's second appearance on our annual lists, following Bully in 2001.

19. Emily Mortimer in Young Adam

This marks the third consecutive annual appearance for the thin, vulnerable actress with the deceptively large chest.

Mortimer and Ewan McGregor perform an exceptionally violent sex scene in Young Adam. He covers her with condiments, canes her mercilessly, then takes her from behind.

18. Blanchard Ryan in Open Water

Open Water was marketed as the Blair Witch Project of 2004, an eerie story of two yuppies left out in the open sea by a tour boat.

The film did not perform as well as expected, and Blanchard's career hasn't taken off, but she proved popular enough with our voters.

16. (t) Karimah Westbrook in Baadasssss!

Baadassss! is Mario van Peebles loving tribute to his father's legendary contributions to independent cinema, recalling the creation of "Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song".

Westbrook provided beautiful eye candy in several scenes.

16. (t) Yekaterina Goluvbeva in Twentynine Palms

You may not know this film, but the vote is legitimate. Golubeva is sexy, and was very naked very often.

As for the movie, the Movie House called it "utter crap," and rather euphemistically called the director "clueless."

15. Caroline Dhavernas in The Tulse Luper Suitcases

So close to glory. This is a great set of nude scenes and Dhavernas is ripe and beautiful. If anyone had seen The Tulse Luper Suitcases, or if Dhavernas had become a major star from the critically applauded "Wonderfalls", this entry would have been in the top five. If both of those things had happened, it would certainly have been number one or two,

14. Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door

Considering that Cuthbert played a porn star and didn't really get much flesh out in the open, one must conclude that these votes were cast for her and not for the scenes.

If the film had been shot as originally intended, with Cuthbert supplying ample nudity, it might have been our winning entry.

13. Ludivine Sagnier in La Petite Lili

I think this is the first time the members have chosen a film I have never seen. Never mind that. I approve the choice just based on general principles and this one picture.

Ludivine is one of the world's great beauties. She's appearing on the list for a second consecutive year, and I expect her to appear on these lists for many more years to come.

10. (t) Angelina Jolie in Taking Lives

It's no surprise to see Angelina Jolie on the list. Her breasts are now a familiar but always welcome sight in films.

This represents her third appearance as a poll winner, and her ninth nude scene in the past 12 years.

10. (t) Claire Danes in Stage Beauty

By any objective measurement, this scene should not be in the top ten. Claire is no glamour girl, and she barely exposed a single nipple.

She appears here because our voters have been waiting since Romeo and Juliet to see that tiny breast in good light.

10. (t) Maggie Gyllenhaal in Strip Search

Nobody can claim that Maggie is not a fearless actress. She won the #7 spot on our poll in 2002 for her bold full frontal scene in Secretary, and she rejoined the top ten this year with this made-for-cable scene in which she is stripped stark naked and humiliated by a Chinese interrogator.

9. Mia Kirshner in The L Word

It seems like only yesterday when an 18 year old Mia was modestly showing part of a single breast in Adam Egoyan's masterful Exotica.

Since then, she has embraced adulthood unabashedly with extensive nude scenes in Century Hotel and now in The L Word, an HBO soap opera about lesbians, in which Mia plays a would-be straight girl who falls under the lesbian spell.

8. Juliette Lewis in Blueberry

Although the movie is obscure and barely known in America (and for good reason), this scene clearly belongs in the top ten.

Juliette is an established actress, and it is rare for someone of her stature to spread her legs on camera in a "mainstream" film.

7. Natalie Portman in Closer

Similar to the Cuthbert vote, this choice represents a pro-Portman vote rather than the quality of the scene itself. Director Mike Nichols had originally filmed a brief topless scene but cut it from the final release, so the only remaining nudity was Natalie's butt in a thong.

That alone was enough for seventh place,

6. Rosario Dawson in Alexander

Alexander is going to turn into one of the worst financial disasters in film history. It grossed only $33 million in the USA, despite a total investment of about $200 million counting production costs, advertising, and distribution.

A shame. If the film had been a major success, Rosario would probably have been able to claim A-list stardom.

5. Jordan Ladd in Club Dread

Club Dread was Broken Lizard's lame follow-up to their cult hit Super Troopers. There were only three good things about the movie. One was Bill Paxton's impersonation of Jimmy Buffett, and the other two are seen in the picture to the right.

The diminutive Jordan and a gymnast body double teamed up for some of the most entertaining nudity of the year.

4. Neve Campbell in When Will I Be Loved?

Neve's nudity in this film is not as good as some of the other performances lower on the list, but losing one's "nudity cherry" always results in a high score on our polls.

In this case a high ranking resulted from the fact that the girl next door finally stopped teasing and got her goodies out on camera.

3. Chloe Sevigny in The Brown Bunny

Oral sex performed on camera in real time in mainstream films by non-porn actresses is one of the rarest sights in the cinema. It has happened fewer than a dozen times in film history, and I can't name another instance with an American actress.

Chloe made history in this film.


2. Mimi Rogers in The Door in the Floor

If you had told me before the year began that second place would be occupied by a 50ish woman doing full frontal and rear nudity in perfect lighting, I would not have believed you.

Of course, this is not just any 50ish woman, but Mimi Rogers of the enormous natural chest and perfect heart-shaped bottom which (astoundingly) still looks the same as ever.


1. Eva Green in The Dreamers

She won the balloting by a wide margin, and there is no question in my mind that our members made the right choice. She's young, she's a dish, it's her first screen nudity, she has a lush body, and she spent most of a Bertolucci movie stark naked. What else is there?"
 
2005-01-03 02:18:00 PM
Please for the love of man. Someone post a pic of Natalie in the thong. I think that would be SFW?
 
2005-01-03 02:18:26 PM
But...where are the top 20 male nude scenes in cinema for 2004?

isn't neve campbell male?

/kidding...fappity...
 
2005-01-03 02:18:30 PM
Natalie Portman is the patron saint of greasy haired, greasy handed video game freaks.

She's alright.
 
2005-01-03 02:19:33 PM


"Natalie Portman? Yeah, I'd hit it, but... no women, no kids."
 
2005-01-03 02:19:34 PM
Natalie Portman needs an oscar for Garden State!!!!!!

She was the only good thing about that hippie movie.
 
2005-01-03 02:20:59 PM
dont worry about the natalie portman thing, the pic sucks, pick up the dvd if it has the topless scene in the deleted scenes section, mimi rogers is very hot as is Neve Campbell, i may see the film just for this. you gotta love the commentary:

Similar to the Cuthbert vote, this choice represents a pro-Portman vote rather than the quality of the scene itself. Director Mike Nichols had originally filmed a brief topless scene but cut it from the final release, so the only remaining nudity was Natalie's butt in a thong.

That alone was enough for seventh place,
------

the "pro portman vote" almost a more analysis than political reporter.
 
2005-01-03 02:21:08 PM
Caroline Dhavernas = Smokin' hot french chick with tight, tight, tight, tight, tight (you get an idea what I like) tight, tight package!!

Must find that movie...
 
2005-01-03 02:21:36 PM
I might as well have posted the whole article, I guess.

Sorry.
 
2005-01-03 02:22:14 PM
Holy crap, having never heard of this Mimi Rogers chick, I did a fast Google.

Mostly NSFW link:


http://www.geocities.com/mimi_rogers_4/mimi_095.jpg
 
2005-01-03 02:23:44 PM
oh my god nininchnader, thats fox mulder!
 
2005-01-03 02:24:01 PM
FYI - Closer's scenes with Natalie Portman in a thong are cut in a way that you never see the face, so it may as well be a body double. (and I suspect it is) The whole nudity buzz for Portman in that movie is a scam meant to drum up ticket sales.
 
2005-01-03 02:24:05 PM
hoooooray for boobies!
 
2005-01-03 02:24:12 PM


2. Mimi Rogers in The Door in the Floor

If you had told me before the year began that second place would be occupied by a 50ish woman doing full frontal and rear nudity in perfect lighting, I would not have believed you.


I still don't believe you. Her picture nearly killed everything Natalie Portman had worked for.

/If you know what I mean
 
2005-01-03 02:24:52 PM
did you notice what Mimi had between her boobs?

her naval!

/I'd still tap it
 
2005-01-03 02:25:32 PM


This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing. And that thing is masturbating to my naked images on the internet. Oh wait, lots of people do that. Never mind.
 
2005-01-03 02:27:30 PM
NineInchNader, your link is farked!

Farkette Swinky and I went to see Closer about 2-3 weeks ago. it wasn't her type of movie, and she didn't like it. it was my type of movie, but I still didn't like it. i wouldn't recommend seeing this on a date unless you've either been together a long time, or really want to break it off.
 
2005-01-03 02:27:32 PM
 
2005-01-03 02:29:18 PM
Mimi Rogers has been and always will be the most perfectly shaped woman.
 
2005-01-03 02:29:50 PM
stubblyhead -- Yeah, I noticed that. Though, actually, it's not my account. I just screwed over some poor Geocities shmuck, I think.

Fox Mulder, huh? Someone was actually looking that closely at the guy's face in those shots?
 
2005-01-03 02:30:12 PM
Women. Yum.
 
2005-01-03 02:32:44 PM
dude, dude has a head shot on the right!
 
2005-01-03 02:32:48 PM
I always wanted to fark Claire Danes silly, don't know why just have. U-turn is a good example of some quality Danes acting... hey now, before you go off on me, she was legal.
Mimi Rogers, is on that list too. Hells yeah.
Elisha Cuthbert, tops my list among the names here though.

/of course I would take any of them 6 ways from sunday.
 
2005-01-03 02:33:05 PM
'Women. Yum'

Natalie Portman's butt in a thong...YUMMER

/is that a word?
 
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