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(KSBW 8)   Man who tries to imitate Jimi Hendrix by setting his guitar on fire ends up imitating Michael Jackson as well   (theksbwchannel.com) divider line 41
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2005-01-03 11:43:43 AM  
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2005-01-03 11:45:56 AM  
What a bastard...first he sets a guitar on fire, then he gropes the little children?
 
2005-01-03 11:52:27 AM  
Great headline.
 
2005-01-03 11:53:15 AM  
Purple haze, comin' off my hair...
I'm on fire, pissed in my underwear...
Don't know why I'm such a troll...
Scuse me while I drop and roll...
 
2005-01-03 11:55:35 AM  
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2005-01-03 11:56:03 AM  
2005-01-03 11:45:56 AM IXI Jim IXI
What a bastard...first he sets a guitar on fire, then he gropes the little children?


No, he set the guitar on fire and then got a boob job.
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2005-01-03 12:28:49 PM  
Christ, Mryoop, I WAS gonna get lunch before I saw that...
 
2005-01-03 01:20:40 PM  
Hospital officials aren't releasing information on Kemerer's condition, citing privacy laws.

His condition has been confirmed as 'retarded'
 
2005-01-03 01:58:17 PM  
I wonder how many people actually get the headline.
 
2005-01-03 03:01:17 PM  
Other people's pain is teh funnie!!1!1one
 
2005-01-03 03:09:06 PM  
mryoop789

That's hot.
 
2005-01-03 03:09:53 PM  
doccm9: I wonder how many people actually get the headline.

Good point. Getting set on fire is probably the most forgettable thing Jackson has done.
 
2005-01-03 03:11:18 PM  
I don't know who they think they are
Smashing a perfectly good guitar

-- John Hiatt
 
2005-01-03 03:58:56 PM  
"Hospital officials aren't releasing information on Kemerer's condition, citing shame and embarrassment laws."
 
2005-01-03 07:36:08 PM  
"'Scuse me while I torch my thigh!"
 
2005-01-03 07:36:53 PM  
mryoop789: No, he set the guitar on fire and then got a boob job.


Give me a hefty bag, a pack of trojan magnums and a box of rubber bands and I would hit it till the hittin' is done.
 
2005-01-03 07:40:20 PM  
rather depressing that when people think of Jimi they think of that one incident....


the funniest part is (besides the whole screaming as he burnt part) that he was in his apartment...presumably alone.


/Just say no.....just say no
 
2005-01-03 07:43:35 PM  
I think setting the guitar on fire inside his apartment is enough to earn the "dumbass" tag, burning himself or not!
 
2005-01-03 07:46:55 PM  
GodsRightHandGimp:


Give me a hefty bag, a pack of trojan magnums and a box of rubber bands and I would hit it till the hittin' is done.

Nah I think a sars mask would do

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2005-01-03 07:48:23 PM  
He still needs a chimp and a lot of acid. Could be fun over at his place.
 
2005-01-03 07:52:29 PM  
::Michael Jackson rapes children comment::
 
2005-01-03 08:01:14 PM  
Awesome headline.
 
2005-01-03 08:04:20 PM  
This thread is already too sick and wrong.

I love this place. :')
 
2005-01-03 08:05:43 PM  
Jimi rules.... and Southern Culture on the Skids aint too shabby neither - 'specially when I saw 'em play in Seattle years back and they were all about the grune/destroy your instruments thing.

has anyone else ever lit up a guitar like Jimi? No, I doubt it, not like Jimi anyway.
 
2005-01-03 08:13:34 PM  
Oh my eyes! The sars mask, it does nothing!
 
2005-01-03 08:16:28 PM  
Ok, ok. Great headline, and GodsRightHandGimp made me spew my rum and coke!
 
2005-01-03 08:21:03 PM  
Just dropped in to compliment the submitter on the headline. Got me to laugh, thanks.
 
2005-01-03 08:30:47 PM  
Scuse meeeeee - while my face get fried

Dah dah dah...dah dah bwaaah dah dah bwaah
 
2005-01-03 08:36:42 PM  
He raped little boys?

(Didn't RTFA)
 
2005-01-03 08:45:32 PM  
Way funny, submitter!
 
2005-01-03 08:52:48 PM  
And the Trogdor smote the Kemerer, and all lay waste in Burnination!
 
2005-01-03 09:06:51 PM  
What's the diference between a grocery bag ans Michael Jackson?

One's white, made of plastic, and is harmful to little kids if it gets in their mouth. The other carries your groceries.
 
2005-01-03 09:29:55 PM  
RaoulDuke

The Who, Pete Townshend
 
2005-01-03 09:52:53 PM  
serves him right for trying to imitate anything Jimi ever did.

maybe next he'll try choking on his own vomit.
 
2005-01-03 10:27:38 PM  
No Richard Pryor jokes yet?
 
2005-01-03 10:58:54 PM  
Nice headline, 2 points.
 
2005-01-04 12:51:09 AM  
Yeah, I figured he then choked on vomit while molesting children.

/Drink Pepsi
 
2005-01-04 01:23:17 AM  
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2005-01-04 08:19:44 AM  
UnknownEric wins.
 
2005-01-04 03:06:46 PM  
Hey Dweezil, treat that guitar with a little more respect! Your dad didn't get that thing rebuilt after the Miami Pop Festival so you could swing it around by the neck.

/did he end up selling it or not?
 
2005-01-04 07:02:32 PM  
Maybe he was actually trying to imitate this guy
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