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(Billings Gazette)   Businessman creates advertising on truck mud flaps. Reclining naked woman not amused   (billingsgazette.com ) divider line
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2005-01-02 08:59:50 PM  
RRROWL Mamacita.
/obscure
 
2005-01-03 01:04:13 AM  
www.(mudsplatter).com
 
2005-01-03 01:35:49 AM  
I wonder if they can get Yosemite Sam embroidered on those meat mud-flaps?
 
2005-01-03 03:48:41 AM  
For those with negative ad campaigns, I am willing to put your competitor's logo on the back window of my 4x4, complete with Calvin pissing on it.
 
2005-01-03 03:53:35 AM  
I came up with a similar idea for dangling labia.
 
2005-01-03 03:54:02 AM  
BOOOOORING.
 
2005-01-03 03:56:53 AM  
That ain't right. That woman's got kids to feed. He's taking food off their small, metallic dinner plates.

They also live in a cute metallic house.
 
2005-01-03 03:57:02 AM  
the out-of-work reclining naked women can come work for me.
 
2005-01-03 04:09:58 AM  
My friend had some of these, put them on his 84 VW rabbit back in the early 90's

[image from yosemite-sam.net too old to be available]


/Hilarity ensued
//at least we thought it was hilarity.
 
2005-01-03 04:13:13 AM  
the general culture of the U.S.A is teh suck sometimes
 
2005-01-03 04:34:22 AM  
It was only a matter of time.

F'ing advertisers. It's like, every second that goes by, every square inch of space they see, to them it's "YOU COULD BE SELLING SOMETHING HERE! WHY ARE YOU NOT BLARING YOUR SLOGAN AND FLASHING YOUR LOGO IN THIS SPOT!? YES! YOUR PRODUCT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, AND ALL SHOULD BE AWARE!"

Goddamnit, I can't even take a piss at a bar anymore without there being an ad panel on the wall, so I get the compelling experience of being exposed to pushy advertising with my wang out.
 
2005-01-03 04:43:16 AM  
Ishidan


HAHAHAHAHAHA

so true ... man I hate that ...
 
2005-01-03 05:25:53 AM  
Calm down, Ishidan. It isn't like the mudflaps take up your time, like radio/TV/before-the-movie ads, or even block the scenery like billboards, unless you like looking at tires... or other mudflaps... umm... that might show reclining naked women...

/nevermind
 
2005-01-03 06:06:01 AM  
Geez man! Is there anyplace they won't place advertising? I mean, it's on pens, pads, tissues, billboards, all over the TV, on VCR tape lead-ins, plastered all over race cars and trucks, in just about every niche of the Internet, popping up on your screen, being downloaded to your desktop, served up in SPAM and just clogging up late night programming.

Just what we need. More advertising.

This guy will probably make a bundle and get all smarmy about it like the guy who started the infomercial.
 
2005-01-03 06:16:58 AM  
[image from drafthouse.shoppingcartsplus.com too old to be available]

Her knees are way too knobby.
 
2005-01-03 06:56:44 AM  
This comment space for rent.
 
2005-01-03 07:00:31 AM  
Haven't truckstops and body shops been advertising on mudflaps since mud was invented?
 
2005-01-03 08:37:15 AM  
Flipper the Dolphin

I think it's the other way around. . .

Her knobs are way too kneeby.

/Mmmm knobs
//off to the 'nice guy' thread
 
2005-01-03 09:02:02 AM  
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2005-01-03 09:07:08 AM  
favorite mudflap evar:

http://www.guitarstrap.com/Images/jwmudflaph450c.jpg

/like a rhinestone redneck
 
2005-01-03 11:27:02 AM  
Movies! Yah, that's right, thanks for reminding me about that. I went to see a movie a few weeks ago (Ocean's 12--The Director's On Crack And Wants To Just Make shiat Up Edition, apparently), and there were about fifteen minutes of ads for assorted crap before the movie--and that wasn't even including the "coming attractions" reel.

What the hell, assholes--if I wanted to watch advertising, I wouldn't have ponied up some major coin to get into a movie theatre.

Oh, yeah, and about having all the cans of Red Bull on the table sitting so their labels show, while "they didn't bribe us, but a table of nothing but Red Bull would have looked stupid" brands are backwards...yeah, I appreciate that sort of crap too.

Now excuse me, I have to check my spamfilter--every so often it screws up and dumps a REAL message while letting assorted porno-vitamin-mortgage spam shiat through.
 
2005-01-03 11:52:11 AM  
[image from graphics.fansonly.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-03 12:19:28 PM  
I think this might be illegal for the same reason that advertising on railroad boxcars was outlawed way back when. It was ruled that the transporter can't advertise one product on the side of its truck/boxcar/whatever yet carry another.
 
2005-01-03 02:37:17 PM  
Stuck behind a truck with a website on the mudflap
Something is wrong, but I don't know exactly what
Stuck behind a truck with a website on the mudflap
A new arrangement of the same old crap

/Fake Brain is coming in your ear
 
2005-01-03 02:47:49 PM  
Old news...truck stops have been doing it for years.
 
2005-01-03 02:49:01 PM  
From what I've heard, the "reclining naked woman" is referred to as Trucker's Favorite Lady, or TFL in redneck speak.
 
2005-01-03 02:58:38 PM  
I have one question about the "reclining naked woman". How do know she's naked, not wearing a tight-fitting swimsuit or body stocking?

No nipples stand out, it's a silloette (sp, I know) so no pubic hair shows. In fact, there isn't enough detail to say if she's wearing anything or not. Yet, everyone assumes she'snaked.
 
2005-01-04 02:59:05 AM  
Ishidan:

Goddamnit, I can't even take a piss at a bar anymore without there being an ad panel on the wall, so I get the compelling experience of being exposed to pushy advertising with my wang out.

Why not piss on the ad if you're that upset?
 
2005-01-04 03:59:47 AM  
Rik01,
I know the guy that started the infomercial. I don't recall that he's smarmy, but rather a very good speaker and fairly good businessman. But he is short, and kind funny lookin'.
 
2005-01-04 09:43:05 PM  
"follow me to truckstop whores"
 
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