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(NYPost)   Hip-hop groupies discuss their conquests -- Jay Z's manhood "Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. It could block out the sun."   (nypost.com) divider line 182
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2005-01-02 03:10:08 AM
Another groupie said she was left wanting by her one-night stand with basketball star Iverson. "He had the littlest, ashiest [bleep] I've ever seen," she said. "It wasn't even worth taking my clothes off for."

ouch.
 
2005-01-02 03:35:58 AM
"Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. It could block out the sun."

I'm actually impressed that a Jay Z fan is familiar with the metric system...
 
2005-01-02 03:42:49 AM
Temescal: I'm actually impressed that a Jay Z fan is familiar with the metric system...


Well someone had to be.
 
2005-01-02 03:49:16 AM
Just get a large, Farva
"I don't want a large Farva, I want a liter of cola!"

/h to the izzo
 
2005-01-02 06:46:03 AM
"He told me I looked like I had a [bleep]able mouth, which I thought was probably the most disrespectful [bleep] I'd ever heard," she said.

Groupies complaining about being disrespected?

/Wha?
 
2005-01-02 11:25:38 AM
Richard Johnson

*chuckle*
 
2005-01-02 11:25:56 AM
Pepsi is ruined for me, now.
 
2005-01-02 11:27:53 AM
"He told me I looked like I had a [bleep]able mouth, which I thought was probably the most disrespectful [bleep] I'd ever heard," she said.

Apparently not disrespectful enough for her to consider not f'ing him.

If there's a lower form of humanity than the groupie, I haven't seen it.
 
2005-01-02 11:29:24 AM
I was going to say "Unavailable for comment" but the mic kinda farks that up.

 
2005-01-02 11:33:04 AM
I thought the PC term for groupie was "entourage."
 
2005-01-02 11:33:56 AM
A one liter Pepsi bottle? Product placement is everywhere.
 
2005-01-02 11:36:45 AM
"Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. It could block out the sun."



/clear,plastic & hollow
//sounds like a dildo
 
2005-01-02 11:37:59 AM
What does that say about the woman's *ouch* size?

/holding half-litre water bottle
 
2005-01-02 11:38:22 AM
regular Farker 'Bass "Two-liter of 7Up" 555' not so impressed...

/just kidding
//or am I?
//no, no, of course I am
 
2005-01-02 11:38:52 AM
Isn't Beyonce' endorsing Pepsi now??? Hmnnnn, makes ya wonder now doesn't it?
 
2005-01-02 11:38:55 AM
 
2005-01-02 11:40:01 AM
ah,
the downfall of society continues...
 
2005-01-02 11:40:13 AM
HAHAHAHAHA! I've got a 2 liter of pepsi in my pants!
Beat that Jay-Z!
 
2005-01-02 11:40:51 AM
Great... that is just great.... He just ruined the "Beyonce Knowles Experience" for me.

It must now feel like throwing a hot-dog in the Lincoln tunnel.

On behalf of men everywhere, fark you Jay-Z, fark you and your donkey dick.
 
2005-01-02 11:42:07 AM
What a bunch of self-absorbed douches. If it weren't for handguns and drugs, they'd have no CLUE what the metric system was. It always turns my stomach knowing that we celebrate this kind of worthless tripe when real talent goes unnoticed. I wish they'd all just shoot each other and be done with it. (was that too harsh?)
 
2005-01-02 11:43:17 AM
Got 6pack abs ??

/More like a gallon of jello
 
2005-01-02 11:44:06 AM
Well, it only stands to reason. Jay-Z has some of the biggest lips on the planet. Come to think of it, his nose is also monstrous.
 
2005-01-02 11:44:53 AM
I've always wondered what groupies get out of it. I somewhat understand being obsessed with the attractive stars, but what do you get out of farking the ugly guy in NSync?
 
2005-01-02 11:44:58 AM
 
2005-01-02 11:45:39 AM
i was once described as "having one the size of a thimble"

/*sigh*
// hates pepsi bottle guys
 
2005-01-02 11:46:29 AM
What? Nothing about ODB? Eminem? Vanilla Ice? Biggie Smalls? Tupac? And they call themselves the Source. The source of what? Only "alive" people get into their pages??? WTF?

/Razor, take that pepsi outta your pants, grandma wants a drink.
 
2005-01-02 11:47:36 AM
The hip-hop trollop described Jay-Z as "boring" in the bedroom, even though his manhood was "the biggest you will ever see in your life. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. It could block out the sun."

She claimed that during their affair, Jay-Z lavished her with "two fur coats, diamond earrings and cash all the time," adding, "sometimes he'd give me money and I hadn't even done anything!"


It sounds more like he was paying her off for the advertising.

/Yeah, he's hung like a tic-tac
 
2005-01-02 11:49:05 AM
Syrophenikan:

What a bunch of self-absorbed douches. If it weren't for handguns and drugs, they'd have no CLUE what the metric system was. It always turns my stomach knowing that we celebrate this kind of worthless tripe when real talent goes unnoticed. I wish they'd all just shoot each other and be done with it. (was that too harsh?)

 
2005-01-02 11:50:33 AM
She claimed that during their affair, Jay-Z lavished her with "two fur coats, diamond earrings and cash all the time," adding, "sometimes he'd give me money and I hadn't even done anything!

Thats because you are a whore, my dear.
 
2005-01-02 11:51:11 AM
Not since John Lennon....
 
2005-01-02 11:51:13 AM
STOP PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM AND THEY'LL GO AWAY
 
2005-01-02 11:51:14 AM
Pepsi - the choice of a new generation...of STD whores.
 
2005-01-02 11:53:56 AM
Class. Pure class.
 
2005-01-02 11:56:21 AM
 
2005-01-02 11:57:26 AM
I'm with underdog on this one.

Secondly, WTF is this crap where he is working with Linkin Park? (As if the world needs two sucky artists making one super sucky album.)

/"Hey Guys" -Tito
 
2005-01-02 11:57:36 AM
 
2005-01-02 11:59:01 AM
"ashiest"? Like...what, gray?
 
2005-01-02 11:59:05 AM
Are you kidding me? 150,000 people are dead. WHOLE CULTURES wiped off the planet. Everyone's map of the world is OBSOLETE now because there are islands still underwater... And I gotta worry about Jay and Meth????? F&%K JAY-Z!!!! beleive me, he's not on the Net worrying about you right now...
 
2005-01-02 11:59:14 AM
Hip-hop groupies? haha!

They are called "college chicks", get it right.
 
2005-01-02 12:00:12 PM
She claimed that during their affair, Jay-Z lavished her with "two fur coats, diamond earrings and cash all the time," adding, "sometimes he'd give me money and I hadn't even done anything!"

But I ain't no whore!!!
 
2005-01-02 12:02:39 PM


Alright, that one went too far. I'll stop now.
 
2005-01-02 12:03:17 PM
I came across this forum where hoochies talk about different conquests. Anyone know what it is? I didn't book it and I can't find it anymore...great reading...well..perverted peek at the other world.
 
2005-01-02 12:04:50 PM
Mine's bigger, Kilmore_Trout

 
2005-01-02 12:05:26 PM
Efman, is it the fark personals forum?

/runs
 
2005-01-02 12:07:25 PM


Sorry....sorry....I'm truly done now.
 
2005-01-02 12:09:27 PM
*** FROSTYSERVANT ***

Thanks for the tag!

*** FROSTYSERVANT ***
 
2005-01-02 12:10:26 PM


Alright that one wasn't my fault....it slipped.
 
2005-01-02 12:12:47 PM
HEHE!

I love the way that guy is looking at it while playing pocket pool.
 
2005-01-02 12:14:04 PM
 
2005-01-02 12:14:05 PM
The dog looks happy....hmmm.
 
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