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(The Sun)   Page 3 winner gets dumped by the boyfriend who entered her into the contest   ( divider line
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2005-01-02 12:50:36 PM  
*Don't worry mate, you can contact Royal College of Psychiatrists on 020 7235 2351

That's awesome!
2005-01-02 12:52:03 PM  
Fark is in desperate need of a FOOL tag
2005-01-02 12:54:32 PM  
2005-01-02 12:42:42 PM Freak [TotalFark]

After seeing her pictures in the Shoop008's link, I have to say that I'd put up with almost anything to be hitting that on a regular basis.

Perhaps he was no longer hitting that on a regular basis, seeing she's a big-time model now...
2005-01-02 12:54:36 PM  
"I've always dreamed of being the Page 3 girl..."

Aspire to mediocrity, baby.
2005-01-02 12:59:30 PM  
I'm very reluctant to hit it, as the boyfriend probably new some kind of terrible secret about her, like that she used to be a man.

Farking Dr. McCoy couldn't do a sex change operation like that.
2005-01-02 01:00:28 PM  
Yeah, people jump to conclusions.

She could've been 1.) a psycho, 2.) a cheater, or 3.) shiatty in bed.

Any of those things would warrant me dumping an insanely hot woman...

...provided I did have sex with her first.
2005-01-02 01:06:43 PM  
Pretty girl and whatnot...but she's still a piece of ass. If she's also a pain in the ass and they don't get along with her new and improved big farkin' head, then he's got to let her go.

There's lots of good looking women (and if he got this one in the first place he can probably do well again) but there's not lots of good looking women that have a complimentary personality. Could be that he was looking for something more than a semen recepticle.

...either that or he's recently suffered a greivous head wound. :D
2005-01-02 01:13:13 PM  
Where are HIS pix?
2005-01-02 01:14:20 PM  

Right on. Also, there's a good possibility that her newfound fame and status went straight to her head...
2005-01-02 01:17:23 PM  
Dumbass tag.
2005-01-02 01:26:46 PM  
Keeley babe, I'm available! Unless you're looking for money, in which case you'd discover I don't have any.
2005-01-02 01:32:56 PM  
Who would want to dump her?! She's gorgeous. --Of course, she doesn't sound particularly interesting, so ah well. It weirds me out, since we basically have the same name, though...
2005-01-02 01:37:39 PM  

The fact that the guy's a plumber leads me to believe that 1) he's not particularly bright to begin with and/or 2) he's made lots of bad decisions in the past, so what's one more?

You havent had to hire (or more importantly, pay) a plumber lately have you? The physical work is kinda gross sometimes but they are paid a mint for pretty unskilled work that isn't too physically taxing most of the time.

As many others have said, no matter how hot she is someone, somewhere is tired of her crap. Sounds like she was turning into a witch and he decided to bail while he was still the one who could control it to me. After all if you nailed Claudia Schiffer for 6 months then dumped her wouldn't you feel like more of a man than the guy she cast off on the way to fame?
2005-01-02 01:42:14 PM  
For every woman out there, no matter how incredibly hot she may seem to you, there is some man who is sick unto death of her. No theorem in geometry is more certain than this.
2005-01-02 01:44:43 PM  
Yeah, I wouldn't stay with even the hottest woman on earth forever if I hated everything else about her. I'd show her off to all my friends, do every despicable thing I could think of to her with everything I could find around the house, get a few hours of video and a few hundred stills, dump her, grab her purse and run.
2005-01-02 01:59:19 PM  
What's even stranger is that if you look at the page 3 site and look up this year's winner (Keely) they have a story about her that says she was told by a teacher that her boobs weren't big enough to be a page 3 winner.

First, what student is talking to her teachers about her dream of being a page 3 girl?

Second, was this teacher blind?
2005-01-02 02:05:51 PM  
you're all idioits
she never had a "boyfriend" who "entered' her in a farking contest
she's a farking aspiring model and the paper had a farking "contest"
for these farking aspiring models who all were "entered" by their "boyfriends" or their farking "uncle bob"s or whatfarkingever
it's a sham!
it's a scam!
you been had!
now show teh boobies please
2005-01-02 02:09:34 PM  

You havent had to hire (or more importantly, pay) a plumber lately have you? The physical work is kinda gross sometimes but they are paid a mint for pretty unskilled work that isn't too physically taxing most of the time.

Yeah, I conceded this point shortly afterward. Never had to hire a plumber, though, thank god
2005-01-02 02:18:18 PM  
You can tell who here has had a girlfriend, much less a hot one. I think he deserves a hero Tag, if its true.

a late teens/early 20's woman who's ambition is to pose topless for a cheesy rag just screems high maintenance,ignorant, attention whore.

He tagged it for 6 months, got some photo's and regognition, then got out as her ego started to expand like an alka seltzer in a seagull.

/Although its far more likely she dumped him and the paper is spining it for publicity.
2005-01-02 02:19:11 PM  
My guess is this guy was trying to shoot for that "Idiot of the Year" title at the last minute.
2005-01-02 02:37:45 PM  
They missed the part of the story where she was farking her agent/publicist/rock star 'friend'/member of royal family. : )
2005-01-02 02:46:23 PM  
she's got bad breath, she farts and her feet stink
I'd do the same...
2005-01-02 02:51:45 PM  
Reminds me - a friend was telling me about a book he read, I forget the title, written by a journalist who got to ride along with the Playboy scouts for a few weeks - going from town to town, interviewing and taking a naked pictures of girls.

He said that they were all really nice girls, and what bothered him about it was not that their boyfriends had encouraged them to approach playboy, it was that a large number of them had bruises on their upper arms. And that the photographers verified, yeah, they get that all the time, and just airbrush it out.

So it turns out that most of the kind of girls who somehow end up with guys who have a tendency to grab them by the arm and control them.
2005-01-02 02:52:54 PM  
For those of you who want to see her sans bra, here's the address.


Her measurements are 34D-26-36.
2005-01-02 02:57:00 PM  
Show me the most pefect, beautiful, voluptuous woman, and I'll bet there is someone, somewhere that is sick of putting up with her shiat.
2005-01-02 02:59:34 PM  
2005-01-02 03:01:52 PM  
A couple more pics of her topless from Page 3
2005-01-02 03:06:53 PM  
Did any of you notice that she's kind of funny-looking? Or didn't you get any higher than the boobies?
2005-01-02 03:09:40 PM  

Still, you've got to admire the confidence of a guy who thinks he can do better than her.

Or he's really insecure and jealous and wants to dump her before she dumps him.
2005-01-02 03:09:56 PM  
*Don't worry mate, you can contact Royal College of Psychiatrists on 020 7235 2351

I thought that was funny.

Anyway, I'm willing to pick up the slack. ;)
2005-01-02 03:12:51 PM  
Maybe her "Bloke" found a new "Mate" hee hee.
Am I the only one that thinks it's strange that british guys call their male friends "Mate"?
2005-01-02 03:15:15 PM  
Am I alone in thinking that having a woman's measurements listed is retarded? Are some of you out there like "W00t, 34-26-34, w00t!!!"?
2005-01-02 03:15:41 PM  
Remember, guys:

No matter how absolutely farking hawt you think she is...

Somewhere, there is another guy who is tired of putting up with her shiat.
2005-01-02 03:16:36 PM  
When I see boobs I don't need numbers
2005-01-02 03:17:54 PM  
Since no one has said it yet...

Remember, no matter how hot she is, somewhere some guy is tired of putting up with her shiat.

/everyone have a turn saying it, it feels great!
2005-01-02 03:21:17 PM  
I agree...granted her physique is great, but "she ain't all that" in the face department aka butterface
2005-01-02 03:27:29 PM  
it has to be george bush's fault!

/wouldn't be a fark thread if someone didn't blame whatever the problem was on g.w.b.
2005-01-02 03:39:40 PM  

My guess is this guy was trying to shoot for that "Idiot of the Year" title at the last minute.

You know, to be honest, I've dated some pretty hot girls and some very average looking girls, and in my experience the hot girls were a lot less fun to be around.

There is a lot more to a girl that how great she looks naked and how impressed your friends are that you are dating her.

That said... I'd still hit it... repeatedly.
2005-01-02 03:40:46 PM  
I recently broke up with my girlfriend. She was hot as hell. However, she's also a self-centered spoiled brat who loved to talk about daddy's money and acted like his financial success allowed her to look down upon others.
2005-01-02 03:45:50 PM  
This of course applies to males also. Remember boys no matter how good she looks somebody somwhere is tired of her S#!t
2005-01-02 03:46:12 PM  
She'll catch herpes or something else.
Passing that stuff unto your future kids is pretty messed up....and the dude knows it!
2005-01-02 03:56:37 PM  
I'm surprised that more of the typical Farkers hadn't suspected that maybe she dumped him, then said he dumped her, just to make him look even worse.
/though farkenfurther could be absolutely correct as well.
2005-01-02 03:58:28 PM  
She was probably a total biatch. And I don't think he has to worry about finding a new one. Most women will think "If he had her he must be special.." and then proceed to fark him.
2005-01-02 04:03:14 PM  
She may be hot, but she is another man's headache...

or was...
2005-01-02 04:08:32 PM  
it had to be the belly button ring---i've never a met a girl that had one that didn't get on your nerves after 5 minutes-----
2005-01-02 04:14:36 PM  
Butterface!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Are you kidding me? I thinks she's spectacular and she's got just about a perfect body.
2005-01-02 04:16:49 PM  
Would you prefer a pretty girlfriend that treats you like shiat, or a plain girlfriend who treats you nicely?

Seems like a lot of the posters in this thread judge books by their covers.
2005-01-02 04:17:17 PM  
there is no doubt that she is super hot and definitely not a butterface-------
2005-01-02 04:26:16 PM  
Agreed threeboard, finally someone with sanity. Also, how do you know she treated her boyfriend like shiat? This is only a lot of supposition. I think she is the kindest, sweetest, most wonderful big boobied, page 3 girl in the whole wide world...

O.K., I'm snapping out of it...
2005-01-02 04:43:13 PM  
WHOO-HOO! First green-lighted post!!!

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