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(The Sun)   Page 3 winner gets dumped by the boyfriend who entered her into the contest   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 137
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2005-01-02 04:43:22 AM  
I promise I wouldn't dump her if she let me enter her.
 
2005-01-02 05:26:57 AM  
Still, you've got to admire the confidence of a guy who thinks he can do better than her.

*drool*
 
2005-01-02 08:04:25 AM  
That girls has got to be really bad in bed.
 
2005-01-02 09:27:17 AM  
I'm very reluctant to hit it, as the boyfriend probably new some kind of terrible secret about her, like that she used to be a man.
 
2005-01-02 09:27:54 AM  
*new = knew
 
2005-01-02 11:38:49 AM  
What an odd time to realize he was gay
 
SU
2005-01-02 12:07:22 PM  
someone needs to photoshop that pic with the caption "Somewhere someone is sick of her shiat"
 
2005-01-02 12:09:51 PM  
WTF!!!

I don't know.

Boobies - Check
Knees - check

I'd sure ...

Then again, if I did, my GF might have something to say, and my GF is pretty special.
 
2005-01-02 12:10:37 PM  
Keeley, I'm free!!
 
2005-01-02 12:10:53 PM  
Rule #1 of dating: "No matter how beautiful or desireable a woman is, remember that somewhere, somehow, some guy is sick of her @#@%!"

She probably buys her boyfriend gunracks for christmas or something.
 
2005-01-02 12:11:43 PM  
SU, damn you and your ultra-fast posts! :P
 
2005-01-02 12:12:31 PM  
He dumped her becuase the guy is a rich and famous
globe-trotting playboy...and he could get any girl he wants,
right?

What, he's a plumber?

Then he dumped her because he's farkin retarded, right?


right.
 
2005-01-02 12:12:51 PM  
alcoholic_entropy and mrbah.. I was thinking the same thing.
 
2005-01-02 12:13:37 PM  
The beauty - who finishes a City and Guilds course at Lewisham College in July

An academic, to boot...
 
2005-01-02 12:14:17 PM  
"Keeley said: "I think he found my new life as a glamour girl too hard to cope with.""

Unless her 'new life as a glamour girl' included her sleeping with other guys, I think I'd personally find a way to muddle throguh the tragedy and hang in there.
 
2005-01-02 12:14:31 PM  
Must be a bunny-boiler.
 
2005-01-02 12:16:00 PM  
Hey, attractive people are allowed to have difficult personal lives too. Everyone gets dumped now and then. Except me that is, my Realdoll promises never to leave me as long as I store her properly and keep a tube of silicone on hand.
 
2005-01-02 12:17:17 PM  
Doolspin - It is BOOBIES. If you have been on
Fark for any period of time you should know that boobies are
equal to news in importance.
 
2005-01-02 12:17:35 PM  
Something tells me there's more to this story than the guy just getting tired of her.

Like maybe her new-found fame has turned her into a biatch. Or that he realized that she was 18 and becoming a model would lead her down a road of coke-fueled orgies and rather than deal with that later, he's getting out now.

Or, he's just a dumbass.
 
2005-01-02 12:20:56 PM  
Hot chick only makes up for self centered pain in the ass for so long.
 
2005-01-02 12:21:17 PM  
i think the guy's brilliant. you know she would have dumped him eventually making him look like an idiot. he'll probably have every other page 3 girl banging on his door wanting to bang him.

/or die a lonely, lonely man
 
2005-01-02 12:21:28 PM  
Yanks_RSJ: Or, he's just a dumbass.


I'll take DumbAss for a 1,000 Bob.
 
2005-01-02 12:21:52 PM  
Let's go with the linkage to all the naughty pics of her. I'm too lazy to look for myself.
 
2005-01-02 12:23:05 PM  
The fact that the guy's a plumber leads me to believe that 1) he's not particularly bright to begin with and/or 2) he's made lots of bad decisions in the past, so what's one more?

I apologize to any plumbers out there who might be offended by this.
 
2005-01-02 12:23:14 PM  
Yeah, she got dumped by her boyfriend now that she's famous. And the girls of Coyote Ugly are all single, too. And all the models who pose for Hef are all single girl-next-door types who write their own columns. It's not a ratings scam at all. coughbullscoffhit
 
2005-01-02 12:23:21 PM  
It's already been touched on here, but as the inspirational poster goes:

"No matter how beautiful she is...

[Picture of sultry babe striding out of the sea in bikini]


....Somebody, somewhere, is tired of putting up with her shiat"
 
2005-01-02 12:24:26 PM  
he should have "kicked her in the box and shoved her" instead...
 
2005-01-02 12:24:43 PM  
her quotes in the article about him not being able to cope - she sounds freakin' high maintainence... more than girls typically are.
 
2005-01-02 12:25:51 PM  
When the Sun gives a crap about our broken hearts and ended relationships, I'll give a crap about the ones they tell us about. Until then, they can screw off.
 
2005-01-02 12:27:18 PM  
12inpianist

Agreed... she probably tossed him to the curb and made up a story to get some free PR and sympathy...

I'm sure he's somewhere in England in a pub telling a roomful of people what a lying biatch she is...
 
2005-01-02 12:28:27 PM  
shes a pig. never deserved a plummer
 
2005-01-02 12:29:37 PM  
"The 18-year-old stunner was given the elbow just days ago by her plumber boyfriend."

Wow... That sounds painful, but I'm sure that there are plenty of women out there that enjoy this type of thing.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2005-01-02 12:31:03 PM  
"The 18-year-old stunner was given the elbow just days ago by her plumber boyfriend."

Wow... That sounds painful, but I'm sure that there are plenty of women out there that enjoy this type of thing.


Maybe the fact that he could fit his entire forearm in was the reason he dumped her.
 
2005-01-02 12:32:20 PM  
Haywood,

IIRC (and its been a while), according to _The Millionaire Next Door_, a plumber is more likely to be a millionaire than a lawyer. At least in the US. Maybe not such a bad decision after all.
 
2005-01-02 12:33:16 PM  
Aren't all plumbers tired of putting up with shiat?
 
2005-01-02 12:33:31 PM  
No matter how good looking she is, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shiat.
 
2005-01-02 12:33:50 PM  
plumber?

i don't even know 'er!

sorry ... had to be done.
 
2005-01-02 12:33:58 PM  
http://www.redlightarea.com/area/articles/26/1/Keeley&%2339%3Bs-our-Page-3-win ner
NSFW NSFW
I guess you can get tired of anything if you get it everyday.
 
2005-01-02 12:34:03 PM  
sounds to me like a possible case of really bad jealousy coupled with control issues.
 
2005-01-02 12:34:44 PM  
Her ex is a dumbass.

I'd hope she'd help me unclog my pipes sometime. ;)
 
2005-01-02 12:34:52 PM  
Tjos Weel:

IIRC (and its been a while), according to _The Millionaire Next Door_, a plumber is more likely to be a millionaire than a lawyer.

Good point. But at the same time, there are entirely too many lawyers, so their pool is dilluted quite a bit. Think about all the civil servants and pro bono types.
 
2005-01-02 12:36:42 PM  
Peaceboy: I promise I wouldn't dump her if she let me enter her.

dal: What an odd time to realize he was gay


Laughing my ass off over here.
 
2005-01-02 12:36:43 PM  
Why assume the plumber is an idiot? Prolly knows something you don't.

It's a never ending source of amazement to me that farkers assume a decent looking chick is also nice. No wonder most of you are lonely and bitter and can't sustain a decent relationship.

/of course I'm not talking about you
 
2005-01-02 12:36:55 PM  
Oh Yeah!!!! I'm on the rebound!

[image from evilmonkey.tv too old to be available]
 
2005-01-02 12:38:11 PM  
some hotties are not worth it!
 
2005-01-02 12:38:36 PM  
[image from i.cnn.net too old to be available]

I'd drive it
 
2005-01-02 12:39:26 PM  
Even if she was insanely tough to deal with...I'd tap that as long and hard (1.25l, for Jay-Z thread people) as I possibly could. Seems like even having a Page 3 girl as a girlfriend would be something to brag about for years to come, so why not have stories to tell about that one time on the kitchen table...
 
2005-01-02 12:42:00 PM  
Hmm...he took the original pictures of her that were submitted to The Sun, so would it be too unreasonable to hope that he's got better pictures/video stashed away somewhere? I think it's been at least a week or so since the last 'unauthorized' pseudocelebrity sex video surfaced.
 
2005-01-02 12:42:42 PM  
After seeing her pictures in the Shoop008's link, I have to say that I'd put up with almost anything to be hitting that on a regular basis. Jesus. <-not even christian
 
2005-01-02 12:50:34 PM  
The boyfriend is my hero.

He's a plumber who banged a hot chick that was most likely boring as hell and then dumped her. That's farking awesome.

Hero of the working man I say.
 
2005-01-02 12:50:36 PM  
*Don't worry mate, you can contact Royal College of Psychiatrists on 020 7235 2351

That's awesome!
 
2005-01-02 12:52:03 PM  
Fark is in desperate need of a FOOL tag
 
2005-01-02 12:54:32 PM  
2005-01-02 12:42:42 PM Freak [TotalFark]

After seeing her pictures in the Shoop008's link, I have to say that I'd put up with almost anything to be hitting that on a regular basis.


Perhaps he was no longer hitting that on a regular basis, seeing she's a big-time model now...
 
2005-01-02 12:54:36 PM  
"I've always dreamed of being the Page 3 girl..."

Aspire to mediocrity, baby.
 
2005-01-02 12:59:30 PM  
I'm very reluctant to hit it, as the boyfriend probably new some kind of terrible secret about her, like that she used to be a man.

Farking Dr. McCoy couldn't do a sex change operation like that.
 
2005-01-02 01:00:28 PM  
Yeah, people jump to conclusions.

She could've been 1.) a psycho, 2.) a cheater, or 3.) shiatty in bed.

Any of those things would warrant me dumping an insanely hot woman...

...provided I did have sex with her first.
 
2005-01-02 01:06:43 PM  
Pretty girl and whatnot...but she's still a piece of ass. If she's also a pain in the ass and they don't get along with her new and improved big farkin' head, then he's got to let her go.

There's lots of good looking women (and if he got this one in the first place he can probably do well again) but there's not lots of good looking women that have a complimentary personality. Could be that he was looking for something more than a semen recepticle.

...either that or he's recently suffered a greivous head wound. :D
 
2005-01-02 01:13:13 PM  
Where are HIS pix?
 
2005-01-02 01:14:20 PM  
DinoVomit

Right on. Also, there's a good possibility that her newfound fame and status went straight to her head...
 
2005-01-02 01:17:23 PM  
Dumbass tag.
 
2005-01-02 01:26:46 PM  
Keeley babe, I'm available! Unless you're looking for money, in which case you'd discover I don't have any.
 
2005-01-02 01:32:56 PM  
Who would want to dump her?! She's gorgeous. --Of course, she doesn't sound particularly interesting, so ah well. It weirds me out, since we basically have the same name, though...
 
2005-01-02 01:37:39 PM  
HaywoodJablonski

The fact that the guy's a plumber leads me to believe that 1) he's not particularly bright to begin with and/or 2) he's made lots of bad decisions in the past, so what's one more?

You havent had to hire (or more importantly, pay) a plumber lately have you? The physical work is kinda gross sometimes but they are paid a mint for pretty unskilled work that isn't too physically taxing most of the time.


As many others have said, no matter how hot she is someone, somewhere is tired of her crap. Sounds like she was turning into a witch and he decided to bail while he was still the one who could control it to me. After all if you nailed Claudia Schiffer for 6 months then dumped her wouldn't you feel like more of a man than the guy she cast off on the way to fame?
 
2005-01-02 01:42:14 PM  
For every woman out there, no matter how incredibly hot she may seem to you, there is some man who is sick unto death of her. No theorem in geometry is more certain than this.
 
2005-01-02 01:44:43 PM  
Yeah, I wouldn't stay with even the hottest woman on earth forever if I hated everything else about her. I'd show her off to all my friends, do every despicable thing I could think of to her with everything I could find around the house, get a few hours of video and a few hundred stills, dump her, grab her purse and run.
 
2005-01-02 01:59:19 PM  
What's even stranger is that if you look at the page 3 site and look up this year's winner (Keely) they have a story about her that says she was told by a teacher that her boobs weren't big enough to be a page 3 winner.

First, what student is talking to her teachers about her dream of being a page 3 girl?

Second, was this teacher blind?
 
2005-01-02 02:05:51 PM  
you're all idioits
she never had a "boyfriend" who "entered' her in a farking contest
she's a farking aspiring model and the paper had a farking "contest"
for these farking aspiring models who all were "entered" by their "boyfriends" or their farking "uncle bob"s or whatfarkingever
it's a sham!
it's a scam!
you been had!
now show teh boobies please
 
2005-01-02 02:09:34 PM  
Digitalstrange:

You havent had to hire (or more importantly, pay) a plumber lately have you? The physical work is kinda gross sometimes but they are paid a mint for pretty unskilled work that isn't too physically taxing most of the time.

Yeah, I conceded this point shortly afterward. Never had to hire a plumber, though, thank god
 
2005-01-02 02:18:18 PM  
You can tell who here has had a girlfriend, much less a hot one. I think he deserves a hero Tag, if its true.

a late teens/early 20's woman who's ambition is to pose topless for a cheesy rag just screems high maintenance,ignorant, attention whore.

He tagged it for 6 months, got some photo's and regognition, then got out as her ego started to expand like an alka seltzer in a seagull.

/Although its far more likely she dumped him and the paper is spining it for publicity.
 
2005-01-02 02:19:11 PM  
My guess is this guy was trying to shoot for that "Idiot of the Year" title at the last minute.
 
2005-01-02 02:37:45 PM  
They missed the part of the story where she was farking her agent/publicist/rock star 'friend'/member of royal family. : )
 
2005-01-02 02:46:23 PM  
she's got bad breath, she farts and her feet stink
I'd do the same...
 
2005-01-02 02:51:45 PM  
Reminds me - a friend was telling me about a book he read, I forget the title, written by a journalist who got to ride along with the Playboy scouts for a few weeks - going from town to town, interviewing and taking a naked pictures of girls.

He said that they were all really nice girls, and what bothered him about it was not that their boyfriends had encouraged them to approach playboy, it was that a large number of them had bruises on their upper arms. And that the photographers verified, yeah, they get that all the time, and just airbrush it out.

So it turns out that most of the kind of girls who somehow end up with guys who have a tendency to grab them by the arm and control them.
 
2005-01-02 02:52:54 PM  
For those of you who want to see her sans bra, here's the address.
http://www.page3.com/page3idol/2004/keeley/

NSFW

Her measurements are 34D-26-36.
 
2005-01-02 02:57:00 PM  
Show me the most pefect, beautiful, voluptuous woman, and I'll bet there is someone, somewhere that is sick of putting up with her shiat.
 
2005-01-02 02:59:34 PM  
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2005-01-02 03:01:52 PM  
A couple more pics of her topless from Page 3
NSFW
http://www.page3.com/models2004/idol2_17_12_04.jpg
http://www.page3.com/models2004/keeley2_20_12_04.jpg
 
2005-01-02 03:06:53 PM  
Did any of you notice that she's kind of funny-looking? Or didn't you get any higher than the boobies?
 
2005-01-02 03:09:40 PM  
Cosmic_Music:

Still, you've got to admire the confidence of a guy who thinks he can do better than her.

Or he's really insecure and jealous and wants to dump her before she dumps him.
 
2005-01-02 03:09:56 PM  
*Don't worry mate, you can contact Royal College of Psychiatrists on 020 7235 2351

I thought that was funny.

Anyway, I'm willing to pick up the slack. ;)
 
2005-01-02 03:12:51 PM  
Maybe her "Bloke" found a new "Mate" hee hee.
Am I the only one that thinks it's strange that british guys call their male friends "Mate"?
 
2005-01-02 03:15:15 PM  
Am I alone in thinking that having a woman's measurements listed is retarded? Are some of you out there like "W00t, 34-26-34, w00t!!!"?
 
2005-01-02 03:15:41 PM  
Remember, guys:

No matter how absolutely farking hawt you think she is...

Somewhere, there is another guy who is tired of putting up with her sh|t.
 
2005-01-02 03:16:36 PM  
When I see boobs I don't need numbers
 
2005-01-02 03:17:54 PM  
Since no one has said it yet...

Remember, no matter how hot she is, somewhere some guy is tired of putting up with her shiat.

/everyone have a turn saying it, it feels great!
 
2005-01-02 03:21:17 PM  
cryinoutloud
I agree...granted her physique is great, but "she ain't all that" in the face department aka butterface
 
2005-01-02 03:27:29 PM  
it has to be george bush's fault!

/wouldn't be a fark thread if someone didn't blame whatever the problem was on g.w.b.
 
2005-01-02 03:39:40 PM  
Juvenall:

My guess is this guy was trying to shoot for that "Idiot of the Year" title at the last minute.

You know, to be honest, I've dated some pretty hot girls and some very average looking girls, and in my experience the hot girls were a lot less fun to be around.

There is a lot more to a girl that how great she looks naked and how impressed your friends are that you are dating her.

That said... I'd still hit it... repeatedly.
 
2005-01-02 03:40:46 PM  
I recently broke up with my girlfriend. She was hot as hell. However, she's also a self-centered spoiled brat who loved to talk about daddy's money and acted like his financial success allowed her to look down upon others.
 
2005-01-02 03:45:50 PM  
This of course applies to males also. Remember boys no matter how good she looks somebody somwhere is tired of her S#!t
 
2005-01-02 03:46:12 PM  
She'll catch herpes or something else.
Passing that stuff unto your future kids is pretty messed up....and the dude knows it!
 
2005-01-02 03:56:37 PM  
I'm surprised that more of the typical Farkers hadn't suspected that maybe she dumped him, then said he dumped her, just to make him look even worse.
/though farkenfurther could be absolutely correct as well.
 
2005-01-02 03:58:28 PM  
She was probably a total biatch. And I don't think he has to worry about finding a new one. Most women will think "If he had her he must be special.." and then proceed to fark him.
 
2005-01-02 04:03:14 PM  
She may be hot, but she is another man's headache...

or was...
 
2005-01-02 04:08:32 PM  
it had to be the belly button ring---i've never a met a girl that had one that didn't get on your nerves after 5 minutes-----
 
2005-01-02 04:14:36 PM  
Butterface!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Are you kidding me? I thinks she's spectacular and she's got just about a perfect body.
 
2005-01-02 04:16:49 PM  
Would you prefer a pretty girlfriend that treats you like shiat, or a plain girlfriend who treats you nicely?

Seems like a lot of the posters in this thread judge books by their covers.
 
2005-01-02 04:17:17 PM  
there is no doubt that she is super hot and definitely not a butterface-------
 
2005-01-02 04:26:16 PM  
Agreed threeboard, finally someone with sanity. Also, how do you know she treated her boyfriend like shiat? This is only a lot of supposition. I think she is the kindest, sweetest, most wonderful big boobied, page 3 girl in the whole wide world...

O.K., I'm snapping out of it...
 
2005-01-02 04:43:13 PM  
WHOO-HOO! First green-lighted post!!!

/finally
 
2005-01-02 04:45:06 PM  
[image from ac.wwu.edu too old to be available]
 
2005-01-02 05:04:45 PM  
Re: the butterface issue, threeboard and BigDoofus
check out the NSFW link dustman suggested above.
Has a great body, but.......

/would still tap her chin with my member
 
2005-01-02 05:06:59 PM  
Screw this Webmaster/SysAdmin shiat, I'm going to plumbing school.
 
2005-01-02 06:03:13 PM  
Isnt it obvious?

She probably stinks down there.
 
2005-01-02 06:20:00 PM  
Reminds me of that story about a good looking British actress who was comming out with a new sitcom. She confessed to a magazine that she didn't have a boyfriend for like, 3 YEARS!! [[gasp]]!! Like Chris Rock said - I guess she didn't count all those misc. d1cks that she had.
 
2005-01-02 06:27:03 PM  
Sorry Guma, I still think she's smoking hot.
 
2005-01-02 06:38:36 PM  
Alex Chilton:

Am I alone in thinking that having a woman's measurements listed is retarded? Are some of you out there like "W00t, 34-26-34, w00t!!!"?

You're a whole lotta Rosie...
 
2005-01-02 06:42:21 PM  
Shoop008:

http://www.redlightarea.com/area/articles/26/1/Keeley&%2339%3Bs-our-Page-3 -win ner
NSFW NSFW



Gross dude - her tits are way too big

/yuck
 
2005-01-02 06:50:43 PM  
I agree w/ Big_Doofus, she's damn hot!
 
2005-01-02 06:52:24 PM  
The boyfriend sez:
from now on, I only want to date 2 ton hunz. Only Fat and ugly, because good lookin girlz get attention and I cant stand that! Also, he adds, Bigger girlz smell like OSCAR MAYER boiled Bologna.

Tasty
 
2005-01-02 06:56:12 PM  
Probably a high maintenance twat who hates sex. If your girlfriend was a biatch and wouldn't let you hit that you'd dump her, too.

/once broke up with a house painter who now owns his own siding company...who's stupid?
 
2005-01-02 07:01:00 PM  
HaywoodJablonski:

The fact that the guy's a plumber leads me to believe that 1) he's not particularly bright to begin with and/or 2) he's made lots of bad decisions in the past, so what's one more?

Most of the college degree job snobs couldn't hack plumbing. It requires a lot of physical, technical, and problem solving skills. It also can pay quite well at a master level. I've done it, and it's a lot harder than developing software.
 
2005-01-02 07:08:33 PM  
Obvious: The guy was insecure. Now that she's "made it" he feels inadequate. Hopefully, at least he gave her a going away "splat"...
 
2005-01-02 07:37:25 PM  
I've been very fortunate to have dated several really (objectively speaking) hot chicks. But, to be honest, the hotter the chick is the more self-centered and attention-whorish she tends to be. The hottest gal I've ever dated (she was a freak of nature!), was a god-forsaken nightmare of diva'ishness (sp?). My god, it's true. She was convinced the planet revolved around her. 95% of really really beautiful women think that the world show bow to them. The other 5%, if they have a good heart, should be HELD on to. Seriously.
 
2005-01-02 07:47:08 PM  
6 months is too long to date someone!!
 
2005-01-02 07:48:14 PM  
The sad thing is, when you are a really really beautiful woman, the word does tend to revolve around you. You gotta blame mostly men for that.
 
2005-01-02 08:03:43 PM  
No matter how hot she is, there is some dude tired of farking her...

On the bathroom wall of a nudie bar I was in.
 
2005-01-02 08:41:30 PM  
they'd have to pry her from my cold dead hands...
 
2005-01-02 09:04:39 PM  
I made the mistake of dumping a girl of this quality. Sure she was sweet as hell and everyone loved her but my sorry ass was too picky.
I am an idiot
 
2005-01-02 09:08:19 PM  
[image from greenstopsign.com too old to be available]
 
2005-01-02 09:18:23 PM  
A top notch beauty, which I would hit constantly, repeatedly and utterly. Damn Santa forgot to give me one of those for christmas.
 
2005-01-02 09:49:11 PM  
Some women, no matter how hot they are, become really, really ugly when you have to deal with a horrible personality and attitude.

It's fairly obvious she became a high-maintenance biatch, and he decided a nice body isn't worth the headaches.

Also, please remember that women who look like that on Page 3, or in Playboy or Victoria's Secret are HEAVILY airbrushed, made-up, posed, and improved. Let's see her without the benefit of a crew of talented people to make her look that good...
 
2005-01-02 10:55:51 PM  
She's hot enough that I'd probably end up stalking her. But I can imagine that super hot chicks like this make really bad girlfriends. She probably became a real JAP and he couldn't farking take it anymore. Can't blame him, he banged her already, so let someone else haul the baggage now (like me!).
 
2005-01-02 11:04:48 PM  
Which is more likely:

a) Hot, sexy girl is dating a plumber. He convinces her to enter into Page 3 contest, sees sexy photos of her, and then decides, just days before the end of the contest (with the associated parties with lots of sexy models, money, endorsements, etc.) decides to dump her.

b) Hot, sexy girl is dating a plumber. She decides to enter contest in which she'll show her tits to anyone who buys a newspaper or has an internet connection. He says "I don't like that." She says "tough cookies, I'm an aspiring model." He says "but honey, I love you." She says "Fark off, you're just trying to stand in my way, and I can get way hotter and richer guys now. Plus, I'll just lie and tell everyone you dumped me, and I'll get the sympathy vote. Now, shut up, or I'll tell them that I also caught you cheating on me with a transvestite prostitute."
 
2005-01-02 11:06:39 PM  
Just sayin', you know?
 
2005-01-02 11:07:38 PM  
I've been very fortunate to have dated several really (objectively speaking) hot chicks. But, to be honest, the hotter the chick is the more self-centered and attention-whorish she tends to be. The hottest gal I've ever dated (she was a freak of nature!), was a god-forsaken nightmare of diva'ishness (sp?). My god, it's true. She was convinced the planet revolved around her. 95% of really really beautiful women think that the world show bow to them. The other 5%, if they have a good heart, should be HELD on to. Seriously.

----

You must've dated my gf.

Also, she had NO self esteem. None whatsoever. Still, I'm attracted to hot girls, so I'll continue to date them. Eventually I'll find one with a good heart and I'll be set.
 
2005-01-02 11:21:07 PM  
Now those are some barge loobs!
 
2005-01-03 01:58:42 AM  
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life...
 
2005-01-03 03:15:09 AM  
Theaetetus

Your one funny motherfarker. I choose....B.
 
2005-01-03 04:23:50 AM  
eeeew...she must be high maintenance..no wonder he dumped her.

Give me a freakin' break...maybe no one has noticed...but ALL WOMEN are high maintenance!!!! So you might as well have one around that looks like this girl. Ridiculously hot. There isn't any amount of "maintenance" this chick could want that would make me leave. I'd be happy being her biatch!!!
 
2005-01-03 04:27:31 AM  
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Mr. Plumber isn't ever going to do better.
 
2005-01-03 05:25:30 AM  
Good for him. It was a sure thing that she'd go for the BBD as soon as possible so he headed it off and took the initiative himself.
 
2005-01-03 11:59:03 AM  
Once again, meeting people on IRC rules boil over into real life:

Choose two:
a) Attractive
b) Smart (i.e. Able to have a conversation without making your want to stab your eyes out with a fork)
c) Single
 
2005-01-03 01:12:12 PM  
Here's a senario.

Pretty girl gets smacked down by idiot teacher. Has low self-esteem. Hooks up with guy who takes advantage of that. Boyfriend submits her to national magazine to show her off; she doesn't like that but believes she won't win. She wins. She realizes he's scum. Boyfriend doesn't like sudden surge in interest in girlfriend, gets jealous, breaks it off to protect his pride. She moves on and gets British Brad Pitt, becomes an actress.
 
2005-01-03 02:17:41 PM  
Major Thomb is correct. And good plumbers are making a lot more than computer scientists at the moment, as there is a shortage of one, but not the other. So who's retarded?
 
2005-01-03 04:57:09 PM  
The 34-26-34 fashion student...

Just a couple inches shy of a Brick House.

/she's mighty mighty, almost
 
2005-01-03 05:03:43 PM  
Theaetetus:

"Now, shut up, or I'll tell them that I also caught you cheating on me with a transvestite prostitute."


Incidentally, this line of blackmail doesn't work on Eddie Murphy...
 
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