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(Fark)   Happy New Year, east coast farkers   ( divider line
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2005-01-01 01:48:38 AM  
And Happy New Year to y'all,too from Tampa. I finally caved in and played "vodka checkers" with my wife,and she lost,because I'm still awake and she's passed out.Bwahahah!
2005-01-01 01:49:34 AM  
Happy [urp] New Year ....
2005-01-01 01:50:25 AM  
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2005-01-01 01:50:45 AM  

Oh all right.
It is New Year's Eve.
(only 11:50 here in CO)


/all the l33t h4x0rs say "w00t!"
2005-01-01 01:51:52 AM  
Happy Easter!
2005-01-01 01:52:13 AM  
2005-01-01 01:52:20 AM  
5 minutes for AZ.
2005-01-01 01:53:05 AM  
Toast! Happy New Years!!!
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2005-01-01 01:56:15 AM  
may the new year bring us better boobies
2005-01-01 01:58:35 AM  
Happy New Year mountain time Farkers!!!

Watch out for lead.
2005-01-01 01:59:56 AM  
Hey Mountain time, welcome to the party
2005-01-01 02:01:29 AM  
Head cold, grape juice, and 1 hour to go here in Seattle...

Happy New Year to everyone else!!
2005-01-01 02:02:57 AM  
Happy New Year my fellow AZ farkers! Stand up guys, all of you!
2005-01-01 02:03:50 AM  
Happy New Year!!!

/central time zone--late to the party
2005-01-01 02:06:21 AM  
Happy new years and such. Apparently, I'm at the point where I'm no longer witty nor attractive. In other words, I'm intoxicated, folks. Thus the farking.
2005-01-01 02:07:23 AM  
I'm actually about to ralph.
/For real
2005-01-01 02:08:01 AM  
Coolnes graph

Finally a scientific way to make sure I'm cool, this should put me there with really really cool.

Thanks and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
2005-01-01 02:08:38 AM  
merryfarkuin newyears
2005-01-01 02:08:43 AM  
this new years sucked... im sitting here at home, sobre, alone, playing the resident evil remake for game cube.

this is one of the most pathetic new years i can remember.
2005-01-01 02:08:46 AM  
The hookers STILL aren't here, and i'm STILL not 21. Ugh
2005-01-01 02:09:00 AM  
The new year is a tool of oppression of the white man.
2005-01-01 02:10:55 AM  
Not to get pathetic, but tonight marks the second time in two years where the girl I was after hooked up with a friend of mine. I guess I should be happy for my two friends, but I can't escape the feeling that I'm inadequate somehow.

What am I doing wrong?
2005-01-01 02:12:40 AM  
noah's_fark: What am I doing wrong?

It's probably your small penis.
2005-01-01 02:13:26 AM  
bing bing bing -- we have a weiner
2005-01-01 02:14:22 AM  

tonight marks the second time in two years where the girl I was after hooked up with a friend of mine.

Tell your friends to get their own damn party girl!
2005-01-01 02:15:02 AM  
Happy Freakin New Year
2005-01-01 02:17:11 AM  
i have a feeling 2005 is going to suck for me... i've been alone every new year's (well i think maybe 5 years ago i went to a party) and i'm only 22... i've been drinking all night and i'm still -mostly- sober... i think i'm gonna cry.

i'm not even going to attempt resolutions
2005-01-01 02:17:41 AM  
das beer es good. happy new year
2005-01-01 02:20:23 AM  
DivineKittyCat Just remember, it can always get worse.... and maybe this is the alcohol talking, but if you find yourself alone next new years, give us a shout and you can meet up with us for new years. I'm sure I have a single friend that will be happy to take you from me.

Oh, man, I'm rather sad right now, aren't I?
2005-01-01 02:20:58 AM  
Well.... I DID NOT get laid... =(
2005-01-01 02:22:05 AM  
DivineKittyCat: i'm not even going to attempt resolutions

take heart, dear kitty; tomorrow is a brand new day. If I scratch behind your ears, will that make you feel better?
2005-01-01 02:22:29 AM  
Happy New Years!!! Man, I am drinking beer and watching Billy Idol on TV.
2005-01-01 02:23:14 AM  
noah's_fark thanks... i just, well, always feel like i'm forgotten or ignored... especially around the holidays.
2005-01-01 02:23:50 AM  

I'm here as a fellow AZer, just a little late. :-)

Happy New Year to all you fellow Farkers!

A night of doing what I love (improv comedy), a night with my best friends, a night drinking (responsibly), and a night watching the year turn with my significant other. It can't get much better than that. The new year is looking good already.

/stopping this post before I get all sentimental
//too late
2005-01-01 02:27:48 AM  
I resolve to make out with Gwinny when New Years of 2006 gets here. Mmmmmmmm...Gwinny! :-)

/yet another failed resolution
2005-01-01 02:28:49 AM  

No, you're pretty much on the money. I think I'm just being dramatic. Like you I tend to have more success with the girls I put no effort into... the unfortunate thing is that I only put effort into it if I find the girl really attractive... and it leads to unfortunate events.

I'll be okay tomorrow, I imagine, once I sober up and stop being so emotional. Like I said, I'm just being dramatic -- fark is a nice outlet. In the future, I'll just learn not to try, so to speak.
2005-01-01 02:29:40 AM  
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2005-01-01 02:29:41 AM  
B-town love.
2005-01-01 02:29:51 AM  
The only good thing that's happened this year is my fiancee accepting my proposal a few days ago. Here's to a better new year, a happy 2005!
2005-01-01 02:31:24 AM  
Congrats, SouthernBeatnik!
2005-01-01 02:32:58 AM  
Hmm looks like the comp here at work hosed the html on my message. Drive safe everyone!

/Back to telling drunks that I dont have their car if the city towed it.
2005-01-01 02:33:00 AM  
2004 wasn't my favorite year...but, it could have been worse. Still, here's hoping for a fantastic 2005 -- filled with boobies and beer.

Happy New Year, Farkers!
2005-01-01 02:33:23 AM  

2005-01-01 02:37:44 AM  
JaggedArrow: these b00b135 are for u, good night! (clicky...)

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2005-01-01 02:41:49 AM  
Feeling no pain...home alone after the party...but Twilight Zone marathon...feel so High school...and NO I own my own as pathetic as I sound, and TZ is the best TV ever!)

Happy New Year All!!
2005-01-01 02:43:05 AM  
farking A, gurss who had a nice long talk with the cops tonight(trespassing in the steam tunnels on Apparently they "didn't like my attitude" when I put a cigar out on my arm when he said "put that cigar out right now before I take you in." Ho Lee shiat I hate cops. And wow this is gonna hurt tomorrow.

Happy New years Farkers!
2005-01-01 02:47:29 AM  
Happy New Years!
Man, I'm getting old, I can't stay up this late any more ^^;
2005-01-01 02:54:28 AM  
Now I am watching Destinys Child. Wow, Beyonce is hot. Dick clark is not here this New years, and Regis is filling in for him. Regis is no Dick clark, but I have a warm spot in my heart, because Dick Clark is watching from home. So Dick Clark is watching with me. Ashlee Simpson is on and she is not even lipsinking. This is a special New Years and it is a big party because Regis says so. Regis also said that Ashlee was hot. So it must be so...if Regis says so. Now I am watching Billy Idol again. (White Wedding) Did anyone hear Vince Neals F*** bomb on Leno??
2005-01-01 02:57:53 AM  
Now Kenny G is on. This is a special New Years!! Man he still looks like a fag.
2005-01-01 02:58:02 AM  
anyone want a picture of bubbaprog passed out after new years, email me at spr­ous­lm[nospam-﹫-backwards]li­ame­*uc*edu.

i was thinking about a photoshop contest involving him, but i can't host a picture to submit it.
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