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2005-01-01 12:00:40 AM  
2005-01-01 12:00:47 AM  
Happy New Year!
2005-01-01 12:00:56 AM  
2005-01-01 12:01:03 AM  

happy new years guys!
2005-01-01 12:01:20 AM  
2005-01-01 12:01:20 AM  
2005-01-01 12:01:33 AM  
Best of luck!!
2005-01-01 12:01:47 AM  
Happy farkin NewYear...Im a lozer
2005-01-01 12:01:50 AM  
yeah maybe by your calander!
2005-01-01 12:01:52 AM  
Happy farking New Year
2005-01-01 12:01:55 AM  
2005-01-01 12:01:57 AM  
::drinks bottle of champagne::

happy new year!
2005-01-01 12:01:59 AM  
Still 3 hours off here, but Happy New Year to y'all back east. The Newfies have already been there for a half hour, so they probably won't be reading this till morning.
2005-01-01 12:02:01 AM  

</always late>
2005-01-01 12:02:03 AM  
A very happy New Year to each and every one of you...twice. :)

[image from too old to be available]
2005-01-01 12:02:09 AM  
Fark You Farkers.
2005-01-01 12:02:10 AM  
Happy New Year guys. Be safe !!1one!!111!!!11
2005-01-01 12:02:15 AM  
Happy 2005, folks!

I love you all! MWAH!
2005-01-01 12:02:22 AM  
Well I'll be. Tom Green was making out with some wrestling girl....Amy Weber
2005-01-01 12:02:32 AM  
Welcome to 2005, land of hover cars.
2005-01-01 12:02:35 AM  
HIP HIP HOORAY and such.
2005-01-01 12:02:39 AM  
Happy New year
2005-01-01 12:03:05 AM  
Whee. *Beer for everyone.*
2005-01-01 12:03:08 AM  
Happy New Year
2005-01-01 12:03:11 AM  
Happy 2005 guys from Bowmanville Ontario Canada.
2005-01-01 12:03:23 AM  
great another farking year gone
2005-01-01 12:03:31 AM  
Bad news, CT/MT/PT farkers:

Paris Hilton's in 2005, too. That's what you have to look forward to.
2005-01-01 12:03:31 AM  
Happy Farkin New YEAR!!

Saddest word for tonight...sober
2005-01-01 12:03:35 AM  
Oh Doctor, it's 2005 in the East Coast.
2005-01-01 12:03:38 AM  
Happy New Year!!!!!
2005-01-01 12:03:45 AM  
2005-01-01 12:04:02 AM  
2005-01-01 12:04:02 AM  

Hugs and Kisses to everyone!!!
2005-01-01 12:04:09 AM  
Who made all those Times Square thumbdicks wear the red dork hats? It looks like a mass gathering of Rustys from 'European Vacation'
d23 [BareFark]
2005-01-01 12:04:11 AM  
HNY 2 u
2005-01-01 12:04:12 AM  
heh ive never had champagne before.. mmm its good.. although it must just be all the beer i had before midnight
2005-01-01 12:04:34 AM  
2005-01-01 12:04:43 AM  
Hurray! Everyone who's not sitting at home in front of a computer, go fark! Yeaaaaaaaa!!!!!
2005-01-01 12:04:56 AM  
my new years resolution is to kill you ALL.
2005-01-01 12:05:19 AM  
is it sad to be all alone and drinking champagne?
2005-01-01 12:05:28 AM  
Get that vicodine farker first.
2005-01-01 12:05:29 AM  
Happy New Year Fellow Floridians
*raises non-alcoholic pina colada glass to all*
2005-01-01 12:05:40 AM  
2005-01-01 12:05:42 AM  
Happy New Year to all of Farkistan.


Cheers! :-D
2005-01-01 12:05:45 AM  
I just watched the ball drop on TV, and as soon as it was done, the next shot they showed just happened to include the news tickers, which just so happened to say death toll approaches 150,000... kinda puts things in perspective.
2005-01-01 12:05:56 AM  
i mean more sad than just drinking beer and whiskey like i do everyday?

wooo 2005
2005-01-01 12:05:57 AM  
Eyes navydude
2005-01-01 12:05:58 AM  
Happy New Year from Philadelphia, PA!
2005-01-01 12:06:16 AM  
One thing about living with these Mexicans, they know how to shoot stuff off.

2005-01-01 12:06:19 AM  
Happy New Year Everyone!!!!
2005-01-01 12:06:20 AM  
Yeah? What's so great aobut it?

And why are you all in front of a computer on New Year's?
2005-01-01 12:06:39 AM  
Happy New Year from DC :)
2005-01-01 12:06:46 AM  
Suck it Midwest, We're always ahead of ya.

/once was a midwesterner
2005-01-01 12:06:48 AM  
Mr. Programmer: is it sad to be all alone and drinking champagne?

No, it is sad to be posting on Fark when you could be out having fun.
2005-01-01 12:07:31 AM  

/In less than three hours I get to fark myself.
2005-01-01 12:07:35 AM  
2005-01-01 12:06:20 AM alexvdl
Yeah? What's so great aobut it?
And why are you all in front of a computer on New Year's?

Because we have no life. :)

/hopes '05 doesn't suck as mightily as '04...on all fronts, personal and worldwide
2005-01-01 12:07:42 AM  
Should auld acquaintance be forgot, Old
And never brought to min'? Brought to mind
Should auld aqcuaintance be forgot,
And days o' lang syne? Of long ago (literally: old long gone)

For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.

We twa hae run about the braes, We two have run about the slopes
And pu'd the gowans fine, And pulled the daisies fine
But we've wandered mony a weary foot, Many
Sin' auld lang syne. Since long ago

We twa hae paidled i' the burn, We two have paddled in the stream
From morning sun till dine, Until noon (dinner)
But seas between us braid hae roared Broad have roared
Sin' auld lang syne

And there's a hand, my trusty fiere, Friend
And gie's a hand o' thine; Give us a hand of thine
And we'll tak a right gude-willie waught, A very hearty drink
For auld lang syne

And surely ye'll be your pint-stowp, You'll pay for your pint cup
And surely I'll be mine;
And we'll tak a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
2005-01-01 12:07:45 AM  
Happy New Year's! I can't see the fireworks from where I'm at now so I have to watch the TV of those from a nearby city. Oh well.
2005-01-01 12:07:54 AM  
fark you farkers and your farking celebrations.
2005-01-01 12:07:56 AM  
2005-01-01 12:06:20 AM alexvdl
Yeah? What's so great aobut it?
And why are you all in front of a computer on New Year's?

Uh, because we're Farkers?
2005-01-01 12:08:00 AM  
alexvdl: And why are you all in front of a computer on New Year's?

Because we're losers. Duh.
2005-01-01 12:08:02 AM  
A bowl in one hand/
Wireless mouse in the next/
Happy New Year Fark!


What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Lean closer and I'll show you....
2005-01-01 12:08:12 AM  
Happy new years East Coast Farkers!!!!

*smooches everyone*
2005-01-01 12:08:17 AM  
Happy new years from the west coast. Remember, Connecticut really does suck monkey balls. :-)
2005-01-01 12:08:24 AM  
Happy New Year!
DJ,Chris and Amber!!!
2005-01-01 12:08:27 AM  
Happy New Year, Farkers.

Now sit back down.
2005-01-01 12:08:28 AM  
another year of paris humping,brittneys face bumping, and laying waste to countries in the name of finite reasorces. Apologies in advance for drunken bable.
2005-01-01 12:08:34 AM  
Previous post has annotations following the screwy Irish lines.
2005-01-01 12:08:47 AM  
Far out.
2005-01-01 12:08:50 AM  
Raise your glass and hold it high! Here's to another year where we didn't die.
2005-01-01 12:09:01 AM  
There's those orange hats again!
2005-01-01 12:09:03 AM  
Happy New Year Farkers! My Boobies of 2005, like that matters much, but still.

Time to spend the New Year killing as many kittens as possible in a 1 hour period...
2005-01-01 12:09:10 AM  
"Oh my god! I can't believe it, it's 2005!!!" -Some Fox News Anchor

What, did she think for a minute there that it was gonna be 2004 again?
2005-01-01 12:09:18 AM  
2005-01-01 12:09:19 AM  
This New Years seemed quite anti-climatic.

Happy New Year anyways :)
d23 [BareFark]
2005-01-01 12:09:27 AM  
Hey now.. Indiana is Eastern Standard time zone... all year long, but we're the same as NY this time of year.
2005-01-01 12:09:28 AM  
Happy New Year everyone!!!!
2005-01-01 12:09:46 AM  
Was Regis scary on Dick Clark's Rock'in Eve? I'm actually thinking of watching it for its unintended comedic value.

Did he flog his Dean Martin Tribute CD?
2005-01-01 12:09:51 AM  

Happy New Year every one!

*hugs all around*
2005-01-01 12:09:57 AM  
Happy 2005 y'all! Wishing you all the best.
2005-01-01 12:09:58 AM  
2005-01-01 12:09:03 AM TemperedEdge
My Boobies of 2005,

Heh. Heh heh.
2005-01-01 12:09:59 AM  
Finally. I'm thoroughly intoxicated, and I'm hoping it gets better. MUCH better, because 2004 kinda sucked.
d23 [BareFark]
2005-01-01 12:10:28 AM  
There is a submission on TF that says Fox or MSNBC mentioned Fark on air. Can anyone confirm that?
2005-01-01 12:10:30 AM  
Oh crap, you east coast Farkers always ruin the farking ending for me!!!!!!

(Happy New Years guys and gals.)
2005-01-01 12:11:01 AM  
happy new years all - let it be a better one for all
ok now i can go to bed.. ugh
2005-01-01 12:11:09 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

This graph illustrates how cool you are based on when you posted. I, for example, am a complete and total loser.

/Volunteering at rescue squad
//No calls since 2004
2005-01-01 12:11:19 AM  
Loser Farker #10493, present and accounting for.

/here's to a happy 2005 and a kiss for everyone in this thread on the next year changeover!
2005-01-01 12:11:24 AM  
woo!! happy new year, we need a photoshop contest of the ball dropping!
2005-01-01 12:11:28 AM  
2005-01-01 12:12:02 AM  
In the year two-zero-zero-five,
if the....ummmm....whatever

Hey, it COULDA been a verse....
2005-01-01 12:12:14 AM  
Your dog wants you to have a Happy New Year. Cheers all!
2005-01-01 12:12:21 AM  
/decides to sit down and wait for my happy new year in another 45 minutes.

everyone - please stop celebrating until central time hits midnite.

2005-01-01 12:12:21 AM  
bionicjoe: For auld lang syne.

Thanks, bj. I love the visuals and poetry of the full verse.
2005-01-01 12:12:22 AM  
congrats MCBotulism, Boobies of the new year
2005-01-01 12:12:24 AM  
Holy shiat, did I make the Boobies of 2005? Looks like I've done something with my life after all.
2005-01-01 12:12:36 AM  
Happy New Year to all my Fark Family! I hope 2005 is a year to remember.
2005-01-01 12:12:39 AM  
Yea another year!!!Man 2004 went by fast.
2005-01-01 12:12:43 AM  
Happy New Year to All!!!!!

Let's start a flame war!!!!!


Here's to a safe, healthy, happy, and prosperous 2005!! Keep SE Asia in your thoughts and/or prayers!!!
d23 [BareFark]
2005-01-01 12:12:56 AM  
Yeah.. here is to a better 2005. Too much bad happened in 2004... right up to the very frickin' end. It had to take 200k people on its way out.
2005-01-01 12:12:56 AM  
happy new year, love you!!
2005-01-01 12:13:03 AM  
Was standing beside girl is was gonna marry last new years......

She's not standing here now....
2005-01-01 12:13:25 AM  
...And my efforts to fool the Fark filter are thwarted. Thwarted!
2005-01-01 12:13:36 AM  
2005-01-01 12:13:40 AM  
Happy New Year from West Virginia!

Here's hoping that we're all still around to wish each other a happy 2006, and that everyone prospers more often than not, and that our families are healthy and happy, and WHERE THE HELL ARE THE FLYING CARS?!

2005-01-01 12:13:51 AM  
Merry new year to all - liberal wieners and right-wing nutjobs both. God bless us every one.
2005-01-01 12:13:56 AM  
Happy new year!

I hope you're all miserable.
2005-01-01 12:14:01 AM  
my friends just played my new year's/birthday party. God bless America.
2005-01-01 12:14:15 AM  
Argh - be sure to watch Conan for his Central Time Zone New Year's Celebration!!
2005-01-01 12:14:35 AM  
Oh Yeah!!! The alcohol is flowing!!
2005-01-01 12:14:46 AM  
*clink* Toast to all of you - may your New Year be full of joy and happiness!
2005-01-01 12:14:52 AM  
We are the coolest of all TimeZone-Related-New Year's-Partiers
2005-01-01 12:15:09 AM  
Guinness...lots of...*hic*
Did someone on TV just say they love dick?
2005-01-01 12:15:19 AM  
2005-01-01 12:15:21 AM  
Yeah I'm bitter. Hubby is at work and I'm all alone. But hey, at least my new year started off better than the poor farker that got pulled over in front of my house not even a minute after midnight!
2005-01-01 12:15:21 AM  
Dear Friends in the Central, Mountain, and Pacific Time Zones:

I am writing to you from THE FUTURE, and let me tell you: 2005 is awesome!

I just got my jetpak and flying car. Everybody has lasers, silver jumpsuits are everywhere.

Also, Britney Spears: divorced.

Happy New Year.
2005-01-01 12:15:22 AM  
you eastern time zone farkers spoil all the suprise...fist Ken Jenning's wins and now this...hurmpf
2005-01-01 12:15:26 AM  
It's 2005...

I'm going to bed..

Happy New Years Farkers
2005-01-01 12:15:35 AM  
alexvdl: And why are you all in front of a computer on New Year's?

Because some of us don't have anywhere else to go.
2005-01-01 12:15:38 AM  
Mr. Programmer: is it sad to be all alone and drinking champagne?

yes... and that's exactly what i'm doing
2005-01-01 12:15:42 AM  
nuclear_asshat: She's not standing here now....

tomorrow's a brand new day, my friend.
2005-01-01 12:15:48 AM  
HNY Phillytown!!! Also, HNY in 3 hours to my bros in Van-city, BC!
2005-01-01 12:15:50 AM  
MelLuvsDMB: Argh - be sure to watch Conan for his Central Time Zone New Year's Celebration!!

I will!! It's already noisy as hell over here. (I live where fireworks are legal)
2005-01-01 12:16:24 AM  
rash: I'm going to bed..

nite Rash!
2005-01-01 12:16:31 AM  
Back east for the holidays, which is a probably a good thing since I doubt I could've kept it together another three hours.
May all accordions be forgot and so will tasty beers!
appy ewww earrrs!!

/Passes out on floor.
2005-01-01 12:16:42 AM  
Happy New Year!

May all your goals and dreams come true for the new year!
2005-01-01 12:16:44 AM  
Happy New Year you farkers
2005-01-01 12:17:09 AM  
I went in side when I first heard the phrase "Hey ya'll watch this" after someone got ahold of some large fireworks after consuming too much ethanol
2005-01-01 12:17:12 AM  
I just want to tell Far-kEasters: good luck...we're all counting on you.
2005-01-01 12:17:24 AM  
benfjackson: and let me tell you: 2005 is awesome!

did I get that raise?
2005-01-01 12:17:25 AM  
At least now we won't have lto listen to that godawful I'm sorry song. I hated it.

And I'm sorry for insinuating that any Farkers had lives. *L*
2005-01-01 12:17:38 AM  
Time for more New Year's abuse at the hands of Tiger Woods 2005 on the old PS2.

Rock on peeps!
2005-01-01 12:17:57 AM  
I got news on Xmas eve that I have to rewrite a paper by the third to not get kicked out of my masters program. Stress adn homework makes this NYE the worst ever. ALso my friends still think I'm kidding and will show up sometime in the next 45 min. Jokes on them.
Anyway happy 2k5 to all!
As god as my witness next year I am going to make up for this.
2005-01-01 12:18:01 AM  
You were forty seconds late, so Fark you.
2005-01-01 12:18:08 AM  
Hurray 2005!
2005-01-01 12:18:15 AM  
I haven't taken a shower all year! Bwahahaha!

/loves those jokes. My kids will hate me tomorrow after the fifteenth time I make one.

Happy New Year, y'all.
2005-01-01 12:18:27 AM  
Happy everyone yer new 2008.. guyzz.z.fjd
2005-01-01 12:19:01 AM  
hauieb notew yeaernrahb !!!

/thauds on k;ahe7wytbard
2005-01-01 12:19:23 AM  
alexvdl: And why are you all in front of a computer on New Year's?

Because the wife is very ill and all my bi friends had previous engagements. So there.
2005-01-01 12:19:27 AM  
Mr. Programmer: Your not alone my friend! But I opted for beer instead since I will be celebrating tomorrow night. So for now I am blessed to listen to some drunken idiot screaming "happy farkin new years" over and over next door. Which sadly happens every year.
2005-01-01 12:20:18 AM  

NY = fireworks illegal

My block is being lit up and I can hardly hear myself type!

Tomorrow's NewsFlash = "Stupid Bronx, NY kid blows up hand, two fingers found in gutter. Last heard saying, "I bet I can hold this stick of dynamite longer than you can!"
2005-01-01 12:20:18 AM  

You win.
2005-01-01 12:20:26 AM  
2005-01-01 12:15:42 AM Jkay [TotalFark]

nuclear_asshat: She's not standing here now....

tomorrow's a brand new day, my friend.

Thanks man. fark her anyway.

Here's to better relationships for all of us in 2005
2005-01-01 12:20:34 AM  
Happy Solar Orbit Cycle Everyone
2005-01-01 12:20:39 AM  
Little tip:

Don't ever, ever do a GIS for "ball drop" without the Safe Search on.


/happy farkin new year from Tennessee
2005-01-01 12:20:46 AM  
argh_dammit, alas, no raise but the tests came back negative! Congrats!

2005-01-01 12:21:00 AM  
You know your life has hit rock bottom when you're on the net at midnight January 1st. Albeit, it's only 9:20 here! teehee. God, my life sucks! :-p

/more booze please
2005-01-01 12:21:25 AM  
You know what this means dont you?

John Titor was wrong! Hah!

and a happy 2005 to you all..
2005-01-01 12:21:49 AM  
/party like it's 1999.

Oh shiat... I'm always the slow one.
2005-01-01 12:22:10 AM  
Happy New Year fools. 2005 will bring the first child for me and my wife. Should be an interesting year. WAHOOOOO!!!!

2005-01-01 12:22:13 AM  
Kangol Jay: hauieb notew yeaernrahb !!!

Does anyone even HAVE a ROT13 util anymore? This is like handing me an 8-track to play in my car.
2005-01-01 12:22:18 AM  
heh anyone watching leno.. first fcc fine of 2005... the singer in motley crue said the fword on live tv
2005-01-01 12:22:20 AM  
I'm so runk i'm wucky I can tripe

Happy New Year Farkers.
2005-01-01 12:22:58 AM  
Central Time Zone Farker loggin in to hit rock bottom with thee rest of the troops.
2005-01-01 12:23:09 AM  
2005-01-01 12:24:03 AM  
MelLuvsDMB: tupid Bronx, NY kid blows up hand, two fingers found in gutter.

Yeah - at least one of those every 4th of July and New Years Eve....

heading outside now to watch the show.

Have a really really excellent new year!!!
2005-01-01 12:24:19 AM  
Aw. Porn says happy new year.
2005-01-01 12:24:21 AM  
I saw it... doesn't being after midnight make things not as strict FCC wise?
2005-01-01 12:24:28 AM  
Happy New Year
2005-01-01 12:25:02 AM  
COPS marathon on Court TV!! 2005 rocks already!
2005-01-01 12:25:03 AM  
Mr. Programmer

haha, yeah I saw/heard that too.

2005-01-01 12:25:24 AM  
iUn feliz y prospero año nuevo para todos los farqueros!

A happy and prosperous new year to all the farkers!

/New Year's resolution: get me a TotalFark account sometime soon
2005-01-01 12:25:38 AM  
happy new year!
the wife is down for the count and I just wanted to wish you all a tub girl free new year!

/ back to the party, I think that Jenny is about to show us all her party hats, ..... yep , she did, who hoo!
2005-01-01 12:25:56 AM  
Happy New Year
2005-01-01 12:26:39 AM  
2005-01-01 12:27:59 AM  
Hillary Clinton looks like a butt!!

/trying to start first flame war
/Happy New Year
2005-01-01 12:28:27 AM  
Mr. Programmer

Yeah, haha, I saw that. It was awesome.

Ah, wucky you guys, I can't drink. A New Year's resolution gone bad has left me feeling like I got hit by a haywagon cause of caffeine and nicotine withdrawal. I guess I'd be one of those poor "12%-17% of test subjects that can not function normally due to caffeine withdrawal symptoms". Plus I got a cold on top of it all.

On the bright side, uh... the Motley Crue guy said the fword.
2005-01-01 12:29:02 AM  
Im spending new years on watch.... well thats what i get for joining the coast guard. I hope you guys and gals are all having fun.
2005-01-01 12:29:03 AM  
23 minutes in and I've heard a car alarm going off, and some other gun shot like noises.

Fireworks...I meant fireworks...

Birds are freaked out as well in the park.

Lexington, KY - Next to Shilhito Park
2005-01-01 12:29:03 AM  
Ditto what the other 100+ people said..

That out of the way, it's too dead here where I live, and after being in Times Square last year, everything else just doesn't compare. So far, anyway.

To the Magyar farkers, Boldog Uj Evet! Jo ejszakat!
/accents take too much time
2005-01-01 12:29:18 AM  
bang BANG bang bang bang bangbangbangbangbababababababababang!

/firecrackers and champagne
2005-01-01 12:29:26 AM  
Half an hour in, and 2005 already sucks.
2005-01-01 12:29:27 AM  
la_cyberchicana: iUn feliz y prospero ao nuevo para todos los farqueros!

Un canteloupe feliz a usted y al anillo de espuma prohibido!
2005-01-01 12:29:31 AM  
The Gliss Yay for Richmond.
2005-01-01 12:29:41 AM  
Oh B82, you sly dog you!

2005-01-01 12:29:44 AM  

Peace, love, yada, yada, yada
2005-01-01 12:29:56 AM  
A big New Year Kiss to you,
Argh and Puggysmom!
Ok, well in 30 minutes!
2005-01-01 12:29:57 AM  
Happy New Year to all!
2005-01-01 12:30:06 AM  

Happy Y2005, MotherFarkers!
2005-01-01 12:30:51 AM  
damn this bottle of champagne of is getting less full
2005-01-01 12:31:31 AM  
Later today im gunna be swimming around in the icey water. Hell of a way to start the new year!
2005-01-01 12:32:55 AM  
Merry New Year, y'all!
2005-01-01 12:33:21 AM  
Mr. Programmer: damn this bottle of champagne of is getting less full

Do not race me to the bottom of this pitcher of Whiskey Sours!!one!
2005-01-01 12:33:40 AM  
been new years for 2 hours here now...slow mainlanders fark
2005-01-01 12:34:31 AM  

lets all keep the memories of 2004 close to our hearts and grow from the lessons it taught us...
2005-01-01 12:35:27 AM  
IAtedThePurplebarries: Hell of a way to start the new year!

When ya wake up in the morning, eat a bug, and the rest of the say seems great in comparison.
2005-01-01 12:35:35 AM  
Happy New Year Fark! If yinz are in Pittsburgh come on over, we're havin' a party!
2005-01-01 12:36:00 AM  
auld lang syne = time gone by
2005-01-01 12:36:19 AM  
Jkay, dont worry.. im not drinking my whiskey until i finish this champagne.. so in about 1 minute =P

damn ill have to buy more whiskey though.. i love slow drinking a glass of whiskey before bed, helps me sleep.. but now itll be all gone.
2005-01-01 12:37:06 AM  
2005-01-01 12:37:20 AM  
Happy New Year from almost Canada!!
2005-01-01 12:37:22 AM  
GIS for Happy New Year 2005:

[image from too old to be available]
2005-01-01 12:38:25 AM  
wow this is the one night you can listin to the song 'Will 2K' and be slightly less embarassed about it. :P 23 more min till our New Year out here in the midwest.
MelLuvsDMB thanks for the reminder about conan, I'd have frogotten otherwise.
2005-01-01 12:38:33 AM  
Woohoo... Happy New Year!!
2005-01-01 12:38:57 AM  
Y'know, I have any number of rock-solid reasons to be home on New Years', but they somehow all translate in my head to "LOSER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA!"

Thing is, I'm aware of several other people doing the same thing. Maybe no one's in a big party mood this year. Either that, or the insane cover at every bar and club in this stinkin' city is causing a backlash.

I'll party tomorrow night. I have to sit at a mixing console for eight hours later today, live to air, and coffee was banned from the control room because morons proved incapable of keeping liquids away from the equipment. I'm going to be just loads of fun by 5 pm...

Thank goodness the rollover came on a weekend this year.

Happy New Year? We'll see.
2005-01-01 12:39:07 AM  
I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard Vince Neil cuss. Hope they don't make a big deal of it.

Anyway Happy New Year farkers.
2005-01-01 12:39:11 AM  
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2005-01-01 12:39:30 AM  

lets all keep the memories of 2004 close to our hearts and grow from the lessons it taught us...

Someone's going to start spreading the love pretty soon... ;)

I might beat you to the punch though.


2005-01-01 12:39:47 AM  
eww what an ugly baby.. i feel bad for his mtoheh! hah
2005-01-01 12:40:03 AM  
hooray! im not the only one pathetic enough to be home drinking alone.
/all this rum and i'm still sotally tober...dammit
2005-01-01 12:40:40 AM  
Vince Neil said "Happy New Year MotherFarkers" on the Tonight show. I predict a 500,000 fine.
2005-01-01 12:41:05 AM  
happy new year, y'all....from Lawrenceburg, KY
2005-01-01 12:41:35 AM  
Pie4Weebl - not a problem! His CTZ New Year's thing is sometimes better than the ball dropping in Times Square.
2005-01-01 12:41:36 AM  
man whhy do my figners get so? drunk

i mnot even that buzzed but i cant type
2005-01-01 12:42:21 AM  
mrvikings: Happy New Year from almost Canada!!

Watch out for Scott; he's a dick.
2005-01-01 12:42:25 AM  
Happy New Year from Orlando, Fl.... And for all of you west coasters.. You are all SOooooooo Last year!

/formerly from Los Angeles
2005-01-01 12:42:47 AM  
Un canteloupe feliz a usted y al anillo de espuma prohibido!

I'd be disgusted if I weren't laughing so hard. Does "anillo de espuma prohibido" mean what I think it does? Either way, thanks for starting off my new year with a good chuckle!
2005-01-01 12:42:55 AM  
I must say I had the best new years eve ever... I was all snuggled in bed with my fiance at midnight :)

Happy New Year all!!
2005-01-01 12:43:03 AM  
JKay: The whole day isnt gunna be bad... ill be granted liberty at noon. then its time to really bring in the new year.
2005-01-01 12:44:09 AM  
I was born in the Sixties, Grew up in the Seventies and Eighties, Matured in the Nineties..........IT'S FIVE YEARS ALREADY PEOPLE...CAN SOMEBODY NAME THIS FARKING DECADE ALREADY PLEASE???

/had to go a bit lewis black on everyone
2005-01-01 12:44:37 AM  
Vince Neil drops the F-bomb on Jay Leno. Crue still rules.
2005-01-01 12:44:44 AM  
Wow, this is going to be awesome! At midnite (CTZ), the Oprah head and Jim Belushi head are going to tongue kiss. I'm looking forward to it!

/on Conan
2005-01-01 12:45:02 AM  
nfkiller, The Ohzies?
2005-01-01 12:45:03 AM  

hooray! im not the only one pathetic enough to be home drinking alone.
/all this rum and i'm still sotally tober...dammit

oh, i've had a beer, a couple glasses of champagne, and i'm halfway through my second gin and tonic... and it's only been 2005 for about 45 minutes-and i'm unfortunately still sober, too
2005-01-01 12:45:14 AM  
2005-01-01 12:37:22 AM MelLuvsDMB

Am I drunk, or does that dog have two asses?
2005-01-01 12:45:29 AM  
skipped new years party on the account of busted knee from rollerblading. still drinking tho. goldschlager = best painkiller EVAR.

20 minutes till newyear in texas... so happy new year to everyone! esp you east coasters from the FUTURE. that's cool about the flying cars.
2005-01-01 12:45:43 AM  
It's called the "oughts," for those of you with no great-grandparents.

13 minutes and counting.
2005-01-01 12:46:00 AM  
PlatinumDragon: I feel your pain, penguin mints have gotten me through many a dance show (9 ish hours) where I couldn't have a drink in the sound booth.
2005-01-01 12:47:04 AM  
la_cyberchicana: Does "anillo de espuma prohibido" mean what I think it does?

Happy canteloupe to you, and a very forbidden donut.
2005-01-01 12:47:18 AM  
Jkay - I thought it was eat a toad?
2005-01-01 12:47:41 AM  
KatieLou1118- hon, I am envious
2005-01-01 12:48:02 AM  
Google has put up its New Year's icon. Nice.
2005-01-01 12:48:26 AM  
meepozoid - take an aspirin now and go to bed cuz your dead drunk!

2005-01-01 12:48:41 AM  
Here's hoping 2005 is a hell of a lot less interesting than 2004, y'all.
2005-01-01 12:48:50 AM  
yay its whsikey time

mmm my taste buds came back to life
2005-01-01 12:49:39 AM  
hey whats up guys.. what'd I miss?

/Boobies of 2005 well wait, i think its gonna change that to boobies.. well I wont find out untill i submit it
2005-01-01 12:49:40 AM  
Welcome to the year 2005, sponsored by Discover card.
2005-01-01 12:49:51 AM  
Youre here, youre queer....we'll get used to it.
2005-01-01 12:50:05 AM  
Fingers numb....eases emotional pain..wooo, im a headcase
2005-01-01 12:50:18 AM  
yup.. it did
2005-01-01 12:50:28 AM  
zippythechimp: eat a toad?

I guess it would be easier for most people to find a bug to eat every morning than a floppy hopping toad.
2005-01-01 12:51:45 AM  
May the new year be better than the last.
2005-01-01 12:51:57 AM  
seems to me, that we ought to celebrate some damn thing
2005-01-01 12:53:23 AM  
doe sanyone want toda cne with me?!~!?
2005-01-01 12:54:11 AM  
I need some blow! :-)

/i should stop the Jack :-p
2005-01-01 12:54:28 AM  
Where do I sign up for the class action lawsuit against Vince Neil, Motley Crue, The Tonight Show and NBC? I don't know if I can ever trust late night tv after tonight. What is a loner to do?

/traumatized 4 life
2005-01-01 12:54:33 AM  
Happy New Years Central to fire my WSAR-10 with blanks into the street :)

2005-01-01 12:54:58 AM  
Mr. Programmer - I'll dance with you...who knows, I may even get lucky. ;)
2005-01-01 12:54:58 AM  
I once knew a lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

I once knew a lady who swallowed a spider.
It wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
Perhaps she'll die.

I forget the rest.
I know there's a toad coming up soon tho, so just imagine that I remembered the words and laugh like a wiggley bear cub.
2005-01-01 12:55:35 AM  
2005-01-01 12:56:07 AM  
hear some gunshots here in central KY
2005-01-01 12:56:57 AM  
Darkwater - aren't you a little early? Conan hasn't even started his countdown yet.

2005-01-01 12:59:01 AM  

/not yet midnight on West coast but what the heck.
2005-01-01 01:00:15 AM  
STop YEllling.
2005-01-01 01:00:22 AM  
don't you mean let's here it for some kind of new year's celebration? Fark you all, celebrate it here.
2005-01-01 01:01:01 AM  

2005-01-01 01:01:54 AM  
Yay, Happy New Years central farkers!
2005-01-01 01:02:11 AM  
woo happy new year for us in the midwest!
2005-01-01 01:02:17 AM  
Happy canteloupe to you, and a very forbidden donut.

In which country's Spanish is "doughnut" rendered "anillo de espuma -- ring of froth (or foam)? In Mexico, a doughnut is a buñuelo; in Venezuela, it's a rosquilla. I thought you were wishing me "a happy melon and a forbidden ring of froth." Having seen "American Pie," I thought you were referring to something else entirely. I almost asked you if "anillo de espuma prohibida" was a reference to santorum (!).

Fun with Spanish ... happy new year, all the same!
2005-01-01 01:02:55 AM  
happy farking new year central time zone
2005-01-01 01:03:01 AM  
happy new year yi meixcnas!
2005-01-01 01:03:22 AM  
Here's to another year of nonsensical photoshops!

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2005-01-01 01:04:26 AM  
For those for whom it's passed and for those of us for whom it's yet to come:

Happy Farking New Year!
2005-01-01 01:05:06 AM  

Who made all those Times Square thumbdicks wear the red dork hats? It looks like a mass gathering of Rustys from 'European Vacation'

That was their super duper secret anti-terrorism device! No one would blow someone up in such a stupid hat - its just too cruel!

It worked too!

Happy New Year!
2005-01-01 01:05:08 AM  
Happy New Year! um... yeah!
2005-01-01 01:06:23 AM  
Happy New Year! from St. Catharines, Ontario Canada
2005-01-01 01:06:26 AM  
Wow....a thread without a flamewar

/Happy New Year!!
2005-01-01 01:06:33 AM  
2005-01-01 12:54:11 AM Connecticut Sucks!

I need some blow! :-)

Did someone say blow?
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2005-01-01 01:07:02 AM  
OK, they're shooting their weapons in the air here in South Texas.

© must be past midnight or sumptim' so Happy New Year!
2005-01-01 01:07:22 AM  
Happy New Year, Fellow Farkers!

Sitting here, watching Conan...and the heads of Oprah and Jim Belushi just frenched each other to ring in the new year.

/desperately wants to be drunk right now
2005-01-01 01:07:28 AM  
happy new year perpol
i would like to thank the duder that gave me this TF account and stuff i hope he rememvers because i dont not. uh oh im online and typeing

//not a good thing
2005-01-01 01:07:43 AM  
la_cyberchicana: In which country's Spanish

Babelfish Spanish! <8)
2005-01-01 01:08:46 AM  
2005-01-01 01:08:51 AM  
Happy New Year central time zone Farkers.

I've heard at least 300 shots fired tonight. I live right in the middle of Little Rock.

2005-01-01 01:10:13 AM  
Didn't hear so many shots out by me. Ammunition is expensive damnit!!

Lots and lots of sparklies :) W00t!
2005-01-01 01:10:39 AM  
Happy New Years...
2005-01-01 01:10:55 AM  
Happy New Year Everyone.

Peace and prosperity to all in the new year.

/Off to bed....Polar Bear Swim tomorrow...yip!
2005-01-01 01:11:21 AM  
jingl bells jungke bmell jubkgle akll the way oh what fuyhn it is to ride n an whone whores open sleihgh
2005-01-01 01:11:28 AM  
A totally smashed farkette in KC wishes you all Happy 2005!
2005-01-01 01:11:32 AM  
woohoo!!! I'm still alive :)

Happy New Year Farkers!
2005-01-01 01:12:55 AM  
Holy cow, INTERNET 2005. OMG, make me laugh.
2005-01-01 01:14:13 AM  
If any farkers live in Oklahoma City, please stay away from Classen & 34th St. I can tell the difference between gunfire and firecrackers, and what I'm hearing ain't blackcats.

Happy new year, I guess.
2005-01-01 01:16:04 AM  
Goodbye 2004. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.
2005-01-01 01:16:24 AM  
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2005-01-01 01:16:28 AM  
I'm pretty sure I heard gunshots, too. Our whole neighborhood is filled with smoke. I live in the middle of San Antonio. :D
2005-01-01 01:16:40 AM  
Boomer Sooner!
2005-01-01 01:16:46 AM  
silentrob66- don't get shot, lucky me in IL suburbia, just families and their fireworks.
2005-01-01 01:18:11 AM  
Happy New Year to all of you FARKers!!!
2005-01-01 01:21:34 AM  
this trhea dis dead!! COMON ITS NEW SYEARS!? WHERESth e biatches andh oeS?! WHRE ARE THR HOES!!?!1
2005-01-01 01:21:58 AM  
Happy ef'n New Years bastards
2005-01-01 01:22:33 AM  
Just saw the Sadies rock the farking socks off of the Horseshoe Tavern here in beautiful, majestic Toronto, and my good friends in the Frontier Index open for them.

Happy Farking New Year, world. I really hope it turns out better than the last one did.

/Cutting self off. Have had way too many. Will have more anyway. Self-imposed restrictions be damned.
2005-01-01 01:24:38 AM  
Happy New Year, Farkers. Farewell to this wretched year of our lord 2004, and welcome to twenty-aught-5.
2005-01-01 01:25:01 AM  
Happy Farkin New Year and may it be prosperous and full of health for all...its been a blast catching up on my daily intake of Fark, after all, its not news...Its just FARK!

Happy New Years, Farkers & Farkettes!!!
/off to bed now..
2005-01-01 01:28:39 AM  
I went to bed at 12:45 but I couldn't fall asleep without first logging into Fark to see if my hearing was correct. I had to be sure I heard Vince Neil yell "Hey Tommy, Happy F'n New Year" on the Tonight Show.....and as always Fark was right up to the minute with the late breaking news.

Happy F'n New Year fellow Farkers....and to the Crue....ROCK ON!!!
2005-01-01 01:29:59 AM  
Happy new Yera to all the poor bastards like myself who have to work
2005-01-01 01:33:28 AM  
did not look at all the talk but where is the headline for the Central Farkers?
2005-01-01 01:34:28 AM  
First thread hijack of 2005:

Earlier in this thread, I noted that my new year's resolution was to get me a Total Fark account. I left my PC to get a drink, came back, and lo and behold, find that my name has a TotalFark bar next to it! Ask, and it shall be given to you ... I also find that my profile has this notation: "$5 - One Month TotalFark Subscription - Non-Recurring." So do I need to send $5 to Drew? And if so, how do I do it?
2005-01-01 01:35:47 AM  
a_cyberchicana, at the endo fth emonth your tF ecxires, pay again then or get someone else to spongorer you, butjn you should be fine for a motnh
2005-01-01 01:37:05 AM  
is it just me or was 2004 a really shiatty year for everyone?

I guess I had a son in 2004 couldn't be that bad-- and spending the first hours of 2005 smashed isn't too bad either...
2005-01-01 01:37:25 AM  
Duke still sucks.
2005-01-01 01:39:03 AM  
Bah and goodnight. Duke still sucks
2005-01-01 01:40:24 AM  
Okay, I now have e-mail saying that stinkbunny sponsored me for a TF account. Thanks, stinkbunny! Reek on -- er, ROCK on!
2005-01-01 01:40:53 AM  
Happy farking New Year.
2005-01-01 01:41:03 AM  
Happy New Year everyone. Let there be plenty of boobies and beer for everyone!
2005-01-01 01:41:20 AM  
Mr. Programmer (at 2005-01-01 01:35:47 AM):

a_cyberchicana, at the endo fth emonth your tF ecxires, pay again then or get someone else to spongorer you, butjn you should be fine for a motnh

It's good to see drunk farkers now and again.


Happy New Year!
2005-01-01 01:42:04 AM  
Awwww....Happy Farking New Year all....I'm going to bed now. After I take the aspirin first. Anyway...Happy New Year's to all Farkers everywhere.
2005-01-01 01:43:01 AM  
2005-01-01 01:43:21 AM  
I match the man behind the bar for the jukebox
And the music takes me back to Tennessee
And they ask, who's the fool in the corner, crying
I say, little old wine drinker me.
2005-01-01 01:44:42 AM  

2005-01-01 01:45:03 AM  
I'm lucky i can type my farking passowrd.
happyt new year you farks.
i'm drunk as a skunk with no turning back'
yaay my first fark post of the nw ywar.
yaa y
who can read this i' don't know yaay.

who called his ex gf to tell her fark you and will regret it in the morning, i did i did!
yaay off to sleep it off and regret this post in the morning!
yaay beer!
yaay jamesons!
yaay to me!
2005-01-01 01:45:48 AM  

2005-01-01 01:48:38 AM  
And Happy New Year to y'all,too from Tampa. I finally caved in and played "vodka checkers" with my wife,and she lost,because I'm still awake and she's passed out.Bwahahah!
2005-01-01 01:49:34 AM  
Happy [urp] New Year ....
2005-01-01 01:50:25 AM  
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2005-01-01 01:50:45 AM  

Oh all right.
It is New Year's Eve.
(only 11:50 here in CO)


/all the l33t h4x0rs say "w00t!"
2005-01-01 01:51:52 AM  
Happy Easter!
2005-01-01 01:52:13 AM  
2005-01-01 01:52:20 AM  
5 minutes for AZ.
2005-01-01 01:53:05 AM  
Toast! Happy New Years!!!
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2005-01-01 01:56:15 AM  
may the new year bring us better boobies
2005-01-01 01:58:35 AM  
Happy New Year mountain time Farkers!!!

Watch out for lead.
2005-01-01 01:59:56 AM  
Hey Mountain time, welcome to the party
2005-01-01 02:01:29 AM  
Head cold, grape juice, and 1 hour to go here in Seattle...

Happy New Year to everyone else!!
2005-01-01 02:02:57 AM  
Happy New Year my fellow AZ farkers! Stand up guys, all of you!
2005-01-01 02:03:50 AM  
Happy New Year!!!

/central time zone--late to the party
2005-01-01 02:06:21 AM  
Happy new years and such. Apparently, I'm at the point where I'm no longer witty nor attractive. In other words, I'm intoxicated, folks. Thus the farking.
2005-01-01 02:07:23 AM  
I'm actually about to ralph.
/For real
2005-01-01 02:08:01 AM  
Coolnes graph

Finally a scientific way to make sure I'm cool, this should put me there with really really cool.

Thanks and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
2005-01-01 02:08:38 AM  
merryfarkuin newyears
2005-01-01 02:08:43 AM  
this new years sucked... im sitting here at home, sobre, alone, playing the resident evil remake for game cube.

this is one of the most pathetic new years i can remember.
2005-01-01 02:08:46 AM  
The hookers STILL aren't here, and i'm STILL not 21. Ugh
2005-01-01 02:09:00 AM  
The new year is a tool of oppression of the white man.
2005-01-01 02:10:55 AM  
Not to get pathetic, but tonight marks the second time in two years where the girl I was after hooked up with a friend of mine. I guess I should be happy for my two friends, but I can't escape the feeling that I'm inadequate somehow.

What am I doing wrong?
2005-01-01 02:12:40 AM  
noah's_fark: What am I doing wrong?

It's probably your small penis.
2005-01-01 02:13:26 AM  
bing bing bing -- we have a weiner
2005-01-01 02:14:22 AM  

tonight marks the second time in two years where the girl I was after hooked up with a friend of mine.

Tell your friends to get their own damn party girl!
2005-01-01 02:15:02 AM  
Happy Freakin New Year
2005-01-01 02:17:11 AM  
i have a feeling 2005 is going to suck for me... i've been alone every new year's (well i think maybe 5 years ago i went to a party) and i'm only 22... i've been drinking all night and i'm still -mostly- sober... i think i'm gonna cry.

i'm not even going to attempt resolutions
2005-01-01 02:17:41 AM  
das beer es good. happy new year
2005-01-01 02:20:23 AM  
DivineKittyCat Just remember, it can always get worse.... and maybe this is the alcohol talking, but if you find yourself alone next new years, give us a shout and you can meet up with us for new years. I'm sure I have a single friend that will be happy to take you from me.

Oh, man, I'm rather sad right now, aren't I?
2005-01-01 02:20:58 AM  
Well.... I DID NOT get laid... =(
2005-01-01 02:22:05 AM  
DivineKittyCat: i'm not even going to attempt resolutions

take heart, dear kitty; tomorrow is a brand new day. If I scratch behind your ears, will that make you feel better?
2005-01-01 02:22:29 AM  
Happy New Years!!! Man, I am drinking beer and watching Billy Idol on TV.
2005-01-01 02:23:14 AM  
noah's_fark thanks... i just, well, always feel like i'm forgotten or ignored... especially around the holidays.
2005-01-01 02:23:50 AM  

I'm here as a fellow AZer, just a little late. :-)

Happy New Year to all you fellow Farkers!

A night of doing what I love (improv comedy), a night with my best friends, a night drinking (responsibly), and a night watching the year turn with my significant other. It can't get much better than that. The new year is looking good already.

/stopping this post before I get all sentimental
//too late
2005-01-01 02:27:48 AM  
I resolve to make out with Gwinny when New Years of 2006 gets here. Mmmmmmmm...Gwinny! :-)

/yet another failed resolution
2005-01-01 02:28:49 AM  

No, you're pretty much on the money. I think I'm just being dramatic. Like you I tend to have more success with the girls I put no effort into... the unfortunate thing is that I only put effort into it if I find the girl really attractive... and it leads to unfortunate events.

I'll be okay tomorrow, I imagine, once I sober up and stop being so emotional. Like I said, I'm just being dramatic -- fark is a nice outlet. In the future, I'll just learn not to try, so to speak.
2005-01-01 02:29:40 AM  
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2005-01-01 02:29:41 AM  
B-town love.
2005-01-01 02:29:51 AM  
The only good thing that's happened this year is my fiancee accepting my proposal a few days ago. Here's to a better new year, a happy 2005!
2005-01-01 02:31:24 AM  
Congrats, SouthernBeatnik!
2005-01-01 02:32:58 AM  
Hmm looks like the comp here at work hosed the html on my message. Drive safe everyone!

/Back to telling drunks that I dont have their car if the city towed it.
2005-01-01 02:33:00 AM  
2004 wasn't my favorite year...but, it could have been worse. Still, here's hoping for a fantastic 2005 -- filled with boobies and beer.

Happy New Year, Farkers!
2005-01-01 02:33:23 AM  

2005-01-01 02:37:44 AM  
JaggedArrow: these b00b135 are for u, good night! (clicky...)

[image from too old to be available]
2005-01-01 02:41:49 AM  
Feeling no pain...home alone after the party...but Twilight Zone marathon...feel so High school...and NO I own my own as pathetic as I sound, and TZ is the best TV ever!)

Happy New Year All!!
2005-01-01 02:43:05 AM  
farking A, gurss who had a nice long talk with the cops tonight(trespassing in the steam tunnels on Apparently they "didn't like my attitude" when I put a cigar out on my arm when he said "put that cigar out right now before I take you in." Ho Lee shiat I hate cops. And wow this is gonna hurt tomorrow.

Happy New years Farkers!
2005-01-01 02:47:29 AM  
Happy New Years!
Man, I'm getting old, I can't stay up this late any more ^^;
2005-01-01 02:54:28 AM  
Now I am watching Destinys Child. Wow, Beyonce is hot. Dick clark is not here this New years, and Regis is filling in for him. Regis is no Dick clark, but I have a warm spot in my heart, because Dick Clark is watching from home. So Dick Clark is watching with me. Ashlee Simpson is on and she is not even lipsinking. This is a special New Years and it is a big party because Regis says so. Regis also said that Ashlee was hot. So it must be so...if Regis says so. Now I am watching Billy Idol again. (White Wedding) Did anyone hear Vince Neals F*** bomb on Leno??
2005-01-01 02:57:53 AM  
Now Kenny G is on. This is a special New Years!! Man he still looks like a fag.
2005-01-01 02:58:02 AM  
anyone want a picture of bubbaprog passed out after new years, email me at s­p­r­ousl­m[nospam-﹫-backwards]li­a­me­*uc*e­du.

i was thinking about a photoshop contest involving him, but i can't host a picture to submit it.
2005-01-01 02:59:03 AM  
I DDR'd my way into 2005. WOO!!!!
2005-01-01 02:59:44 AM  
Happy New Year everyone from Chicago,

yeah I know I'm late but I'm Drunk.
2005-01-01 03:04:27 AM  
Happy oh five mahfaggah!
2005-01-01 03:04:36 AM  
Happy New Year West Coast Farkers!!!
2005-01-01 03:10:28 AM  
Late at the bottom of a thread, West Plains Texas loves you. Best of love for everyone! See, a lurker gets balls and posts. Much love
2005-01-01 03:10:43 AM  
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Now who wants to boogie with Baby '37?
2005-01-01 03:10:49 AM  
Exactly. What is this decade called, the ones? Or is referring to decades by their numerical representations out like the 1900s?
2005-01-01 03:12:23 AM  
Happy New Year from Dixie to our Yankee neighbors (that means y'all in the blue states)!

/and good night from beautiful South Carolina!
2005-01-01 03:19:06 AM  
Wow, just woke up on the couch an hour and 15 late. Happy new year, all you farkers.

2005-01-01 03:20:52 AM  

Let me begin by saying that 2004 was an unmitigated disaster. Like a big fat AIDS cock in the shower poking you when you least expected it. Or having a poison toadstool destroy your liver, by the time you notice something's wrong it's already too late. Just grotesque.

Sadly it is easy to draw parallels through my personal life. Resonance rather than contrast. Public nightmare, personal nightmare. I watched these two evils dance with vile synchronicity. Satanic ritual.

Night leaking in through the windows. The candle is a puddle now, almost gone. I want be optimistic about the future, but the dead and dying carry forward into this new year. The mind-drugs dull my soul. Choice between insanity and heavy thickness. I don't take them.

New year, another act in the same play, author is the same.
2005-01-01 03:25:11 AM  

You are what you think...don't think so negatively, your reality will change.
2005-01-01 03:30:42 AM  
Here's to getting laid in 2005!

/Damn booze is wearing off
2005-01-01 03:38:37 AM  
Happy New Year everyone from Columbus OH!

I'm trapped at work for another 3 hours, but on the good side the security guard says the gunfire has calmed down in the last hour. I hope for joy, peace, and continued employment in the coming year. And of course that some skeeze hasn't shot out my car window.
2005-01-01 03:42:14 AM  
bum, habug.
2005-01-01 03:42:32 AM  

Happy New Years, West Coasters.

It's close...

(my boobies post, I do believe)
2005-01-01 03:42:46 AM  
esufabuh dunk booshe yay!
2005-01-01 03:44:08 AM  
Comments were at 365, I'm posting to see if that's a trick or accurate. Happy New Years all.
2005-01-01 03:47:53 AM  
I went to a party and my designated driver insisted we leave before midnight. didn't want to be on the road 'with the drunks' (heh). I insisted all the proper drunks don't hit the road until at least 2 or 3am. midnight is safe. but nooooo....

party wasn't great - but unless its really sucking, its poor form to leave before midnight. so I participated in the showage of poor form, even if not directly my fault.

well, at least there was a good run of the three stooges on tv.

/so at least we got that going for us.
2005-01-01 03:49:18 AM  
yeah, its stuck on 365.

2005-01-01 03:51:08 AM  

Q: more killing or less killing in 05 compared to 04?
Q: more natural disasters or less?
Q: more freedom (overall) or less:
Q: more jobs or less?

/better yet, don't tell me - I don't really want to know.
2005-01-01 04:08:55 AM  
blah blah, booze running out, send more, stat! blahhhhh
2005-01-01 04:09:56 AM  
Q1: yes
Q2: More
Q3: Less
Q4: Less

/But only because it makes the rating better for the newsies
2005-01-01 04:10:50 AM  
Q1 More.

//Nappy Hew Year
2005-01-01 04:11:44 AM  
Well, it finally made it to Alaska. I can hear the gunfire....
2005-01-01 04:12:47 AM  
/Sending Connecticut Sucks@!#@$@~! A shot of Goldschlager if he's a guy and a Mudslide if she's a girl.

/I'm a girl
2005-01-01 04:20:30 AM  
Guess Mr. Programmer finally bit the big one ;)
2005-01-01 04:28:57 AM  
Ahahahaha it is 10:26 PM on the 1st Day of January, 2005 where I'm sitting.
Since I happen to be on the computer almost 24 hours after New Years, while other places in the world celebrate New Years, does that make my life rock bottom also?

/did go out and get drunk with the missus last night though.
//ah why am I rambling
///hehe to many slashes...
2005-01-01 04:49:03 AM  
Miskatonic University I'll take the Goldschlager, holy crap that brings back memories of highschool!

/im a guy ;-)
2005-01-01 05:13:27 AM  

this thread is worthless without pics


p.s. 2005 biatches, happy farkin new years to all of you, i love you all!!!!!

p.p.s. i'm quite drunk at this point
2005-01-01 05:17:45 AM  
Happy New Years you farking farkers...hope to have another 3 more wicha

or somethign

actually, hope to have like 100 more wicha

I totally knew she wanted me...why did I leave before sunrise? pockets
2005-01-01 05:21:12 AM  
oh, and I submitted this last year with a funnier headline (wonder if thats been said yet)
2005-01-01 05:24:27 AM  
haha i submitted this with a much more stoned headline
2005-01-01 05:38:36 AM  
According to the coolness meter... I WIN! Oooooh, my head... I lose...
2005-01-01 05:59:26 AM  
So what's the time at which going to bed seems like a waste of time? Got in like 10 minutes ago, just seems like it'd be pointless.
2005-01-01 06:09:59 AM  
Happy birthday.... no wait... new year to all the farkers from Burlington ontario!!!1one!11!

/no i do not work at the burlington coat factory
//drunk... drunk as a FOX!