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(BBC)   Peter Rabbit translated into hieroglyphics, so mummies can read it to their children   ( divider line
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2005-01-01 06:23:01 AM  
I'm ashamed to admit it but I laughed at that headline.
2005-01-01 06:23:10 AM  
Online hieroglyphics translator
English ==> Ancient Egyptian
2005-01-01 06:44:14 AM  
2005-01-01 06:53:41 AM  
thats great, but i really wanted an incan string version...
/goes back to bed to nurse broken synapses
2005-01-01 07:20:06 AM  
Daniel Jackson amused.
2005-01-01 08:22:46 AM  
So when we invent a time machine, we can give the ancient Egyptians something to read? I just can't believe that people were paid to do this...
2005-01-01 09:21:29 AM  
What do a mummy and a man choking on lemonade have in common?

A sour cough, I guess.

So let it be written, so let it be done!
2005-01-01 09:27:31 AM  

That pun really sphinx!
2005-01-01 09:38:54 AM  
Hieroglyphics are surprisingly easy to read. The book "Egyptican Grammar" by Gardiner is really good.

/life of the party
2005-01-01 10:18:38 AM  
Great headline about a really stupid undertaking.

These guys are deep in deNile.
2005-01-01 10:27:41 AM  
The puns! They burn! Ouch.
2005-01-01 10:31:51 AM  
Someone at the museum has a bit too much time on their hands. Go dust something, will ya?!

*loves all things Peter Rabbit and Beatrix Potter*
2005-01-01 10:33:22 AM  
Oh good, something for when The Mummy Returns
2005-01-01 11:42:47 AM  
Mind still foggy from healthy shiat just now.... Where were we?

Oh, yes. This is incredibly farking stupid. I hope the rest of 2005 doesn't have this moran kind of stuff going on.

What we really need to do? Yes, that's right:

MARS, biatchES!

Honey can you get me another roll of

2005-01-01 11:44:47 AM  
Hey, I didn't say 'biatches'. Auto-fix? Cool. Can it wipe me too?

2005-01-01 12:39:56 PM  

This is the type of stuff that makes us human.

2005-01-01 01:13:04 PM  

Maybe timetravelers from the future can translate something equally useless into English and send it to us.
2005-01-01 02:02:44 PM  
Okay, now I need a copy of that. It would make a great gift for my roommate.

And Archie Goodwin, only if they didn't use Budge
2005-01-01 06:13:09 PM  
I'm still holding out for the binary version.
2005-01-01 07:34:01 PM  
andy darwin

Just buy an on-line version, or get the text on-line, and you can create a binary version in about 10 seconds with a simple computer program.
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