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(Some Guy)   Serial killers created by poor lighting.   ( divider line
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12100 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2002 at 4:02 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-04 04:03:40 PM  
I have a computer
2002-03-04 04:04:48 PM  
Why does my job block this site? GRRR!
2002-03-04 04:05:20 PM  

So how many people has Micheal Jackson killed?
2002-03-04 04:05:44 PM  
that was way to long to read... i have the attention span of a 5 year old with ADD at the zoo
2002-03-04 04:05:47 PM  
According to the chart- the second highest shared characteristic of serial killers is Compulsive Masturbation (82%).
2002-03-04 04:07:05 PM  
Serotonin is produced in the gut of the intestinal tract, in addition to the pineal organ.

I have a big pineal organ.
2002-03-04 04:09:25 PM  
if compulsive masterbation is a major serial killer trait, better lock me up now, before i pop.
2002-03-04 04:09:26 PM  
Compulsive Masturbation. What's that?


2002-03-04 04:10:28 PM  
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Uncle... Fester... will... kill...again...
2002-03-04 04:10:31 PM  
site is farked - I gotta kill something
2002-03-04 04:13:35 PM  
No wonder there are so few black serial killers.
2002-03-04 04:15:57 PM  
Creep Vassalage,
What are you talking about? Black guys jerk-off more than anybody.
2002-03-04 04:19:32 PM  

Serial killers are created by poor lighting (accordind to this headline,) but cannibals are created by tasting flesh with some fava beans and a nice chianti.....

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2002-03-04 04:19:35 PM  
I could not read that article cause the site is farked for me. But I do play CS and Wolfenstien in the dark?
2002-03-04 04:20:24 PM  
Haywood: Thanks for the heads up. I have this horrible image of OJ in my head now. GAAAAH
2002-03-04 04:23:14 PM  
In other news, a liberal mainstream media creates lying civil rights industry leaders...
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2002-03-04 04:23:22 PM  
I thought Wisconsin created serial killers...
2002-03-04 04:23:42 PM  
All of your serial killer are belong to us...Jacques the Ripper strikes again! France surrenders.
2002-03-04 04:25:45 PM  
The fictional Hannibal Lector was most unbeleivable because of his LACK of portrayed sexual connotation with his victims...
2002-03-04 04:30:26 PM  
I thought they were made by sugary cereal.
2002-03-04 04:32:42 PM  
The site is farked, so I'll just have to ask... They're saying it's okay if we compulsively masterbate as long as the lighting is good, right?

Gives new meaning to "hand me that flashlight."
2002-03-04 04:34:47 PM  
My god most of those behavioral indicators fit me:
2002-03-04 04:34:59 PM  
Sheseala: Wisconsin doesn't create them, Texas does.
2002-03-04 04:39:21 PM  
Hmmm....the lighting in this class room isn't so great...and the circuit thory is causing my brain to....
MUST COMPULSIVLY move to Wisconsin
2002-03-04 04:39:25 PM  
Loc-Nar: me too. Citzens should beware
2002-03-04 04:40:46 PM  
I murder millions of potential babies at least four or five times a day. Twice that on weekends.
2002-03-04 04:43:13 PM  
Quorn creates serial killers too.

Just imitation cereal with some shrooms.
2002-03-04 04:49:55 PM  
When you cross the border into Wisconsin you're handed a beer, a wedge of cheese, and a carving knife.

Of course the natives have long ago eaten the cheese and quaffed the beer...

so what to do with that knife....

2002-03-04 04:52:09 PM  
Damn y'all... if the site's farked, use the google cache already.
2002-03-04 04:55:36 PM  
Oh! And, if lack of serotonin's to blame, maybe the "chronic masturbation" thing has to do with elevating endorphin levels... as anyone who's ever done E will tell you, an endorphin buzz isn't exactly a serotonin buzz, but it's something.

2002-03-04 04:57:17 PM  
Wisconsin God I love my homestate. Allot of nutjobs come from there.
2002-03-04 04:58:20 PM  
Compulsive Masturbation?! Fark suspected.

Innocent_bystander affected.
2002-03-04 05:05:26 PM  
WHOA !!! After finally checking out that site, I'll tell you that site itself could turn you into a serial killer.Badly designed. I know I'm giving it some thought. Must be off now.....
2002-03-04 05:09:27 PM  
Long ago in Basic training down in a hell hole known as El Paso I had a florescent light right above my bunk. I had the top bunk and that thing was about 3 feet from my head. Every morning for 2 months at 4:30 AM I would hear the trash can get thrown across the floor followed by that GOD DAMN light coming on. BZZZZ BZZ BZZZ BZZZZ...enough to make me kill someone i tell ya.
2002-03-04 05:27:14 PM  
farkin farked zzzzzzzz
2002-03-04 05:49:58 PM  
Where are all the people saying that pot should be prescribed because it has melatonin?

By the way, here's google's cache of the farked page.
2002-03-04 06:00:35 PM  
Wow. I had no idea so many serial killers wet their beds.
2002-03-04 06:07:54 PM  
A steady flood of shame can corrode a person's soul until it becomes sea-changed into something sick, twisted and evil.
2002-03-04 06:32:50 PM  
Wisconsin Death Trip

interesting movie
2002-03-04 06:45:47 PM  
I always got a crazy impulse, as a kid, when ever I would turn out the lights, and put a flashlight under my chin, shining up, and make weird faces.

Stop me before I kill again.

2002-03-04 07:22:26 PM  
Uh-oh, I practically live in the dark.
2002-03-04 07:35:06 PM  
Is it just me, or is the number one cause of being a serial killer having the middle name of Wayne. There was John Wayne Gacy, John Wayne Glover, Wayne Williams, Stephen Wayne Anderson and many more that I'm too lazy to keep searching Google for.
2002-03-04 07:59:02 PM  

Ed Gein spent some of his childhood in a city 15 miles from me, and Black River Falls isn't very far from where I'm from either. Milwaukee is nice Dahmer stopping grounds, also where Gencon is held, and we know how Jack Chick loves Wisconsin for TSR and witches covens, I find it funny that there are nudist colonies in a state that gets so damn cold in the winter....

2002-03-04 08:07:47 PM  
Based on the comments, it seems that at least two people here don't know that there is a difference between melanin and mela*TO*nin. Seriously, get a dictionary.
2002-03-04 10:34:25 PM  
This is what really creates serial killers

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2002-03-04 10:37:16 PM  
Dude Wisconsin Death Trip... is a great farking album...
2002-03-04 11:06:42 PM  
Maybe it's the lighting, the abuse, or maybe, just maybe...

They're just farking nuts.
2002-03-05 12:38:18 AM  
....turns on lights....

Dammit! Now I have to choose between saving money and commiting violent acts.
2002-03-05 01:59:10 AM  
Snoring! What about snoring?!?
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