Best use of Hero tag, ever.

I wonder how this applies to the freak dancing that kids are doing nowadays?

/Dancing leads to sin

In July 2002, then-Town Manager Bonnie Therrien revoked Centerfold's license because of violations - mainly dancers simulating sex acts - observed during a raid by the state Department of Liquor Control the previous year.

Helluva raid!

In Houston, they tried to have a three foot rule. It really didn't affect me though.

/4 foot pecker

The swift hand of justice?

sens: We need some good "judicial" euphemisms here.
"Pounding the gavel?"

Sustaining you objection?

Hmm..tough one.

I wish to issue a concurring opinion.

/jurisprudence

Badgering the witness?

sens: We need some good "judicial" euphemisms here.

"laying down the law?" maybe something about "the long arm of the law".

Withdrawing your motion

making a motion for additional disclosure?

"motion denied"

This judge is a real american hero.

YEAH !

The judge is the hero of the penal system.

Objection your honor, he is badgering his "witness"

/got nothing

LAP DANCES FOR EVERYONE!

"10-1 says the judge wasn't wearing any pants under his robe when he delivered this ruling.

We need some good "judicial" euphemisms here.
"Pounding the gavel?"

Someone help me out..."

Anyone want to find that article about that judge who was found masturbating on the beach? I Farkled for "here comes the judge" and I couldn't find it.

You can put it in the hands of the judge,
but it won't stand up in court.

Show me your torts.

If you have to pay for any form of sexual stimulation you are a loser.

/but mom & dad's basement is so nice!

Unavailable for comment.


/can't believe I was first
//what's this on my can of Coke?

Calling the witness
Rising for the judge
Adressing the jury

Eginton said the restrictions would help prevent the spread of contagious diseases such as HIV and hepatitis B.

Um.... if there's transmission of veneral disease, someone's getting quite a bit more than a lapdance.

we have a club down the street. They did an 'investigation' it consisted of just about every officer on the force getting multiple lap dances over the corse of about 6 months these cops were traffic, detectives, parking, whatever. They spent an unbelieaveable amount of money to secure 'evidence'. After it all wrapped up the local papers exposed the 'investigation' for what it was and the club is still operating as usual today.

USA...USA.....USA.....USA....

will the defendant please rise..

Got nothing!

Here in Indiana the Courts have decided that we can have a 10 foot rule and require the girls to wear pasties and G-Strings :(

Tinian: If you have to pay for any form of sexual stimulation you are a loser.


Everybody pays, amigo, one way or another.

if they dont like strip clubs, dont go in them. sheesh.
i dont like what goes on in a church, so i dont go in them. im not trying to shut them down for violation city ordinances... yet.

How would something like this be illegal in the first place? Did some guy go to a strip club, watch the show, pay the stripper $50 and then get offended when the stripper jumped on his lap?

If you have to pay for any form of sexual stimulation you are a loser.

Maybe so. But then what do you call the person who actually takes the time to anonymously berate others on the internet? I, for one, would call that person TINIAN, KING OF LOSERS.

I, for one, am glad that blondes with large hooters, working their way through law school, can express themselves erotically on my lap.

Whatever anybody else says, this is still a great farking country...and sanity, as well as common sense, ultimately prevails...always.

So there.

Happy New Year, by the way.

Did some guy go to a strip club, watch the show, pay the stripper $50 and then get offended when the stripper jumped on his lap

If by offended, you mean aroused, then yes!

Somebody give that judge a lapdance!

Baylif, whack his peepee!

When are these people going to learn you shouldn't try to inflict yourself on other adults' private business? MYOB, MFrs!

I never saw the attraction of sitting in a room full of men with erections. You know what's going to happen after an evening of "simulated sex." The whole thought turns me off to strip clubs.

Somebody give that judge a lapdance!

Please approach the bench.

Was this case handled pro bono[er]?

Did the judge elicit a bone of contention in his legal briefs?

steelwelder:
If by offended, you mean aroused, then yes!

That's the quote of the day, I believe.

Happy New Year!

Eginton upheld two other sections of the ordinance challenged in the Centerfold's lawsuit. He is allowing the town to ban touching between dancers and customers and to prohibit closed booths, cubicles, studios and rooms for private viewings.

Eginton said the restrictions would help prevent the spread of contagious diseases such as HIV and hepatitis B.

Damn, that's a better strip club then I've ever been to.

Wow. That Silent Majority's going to be really pissed when he finds out about this. . .

Probably so pissed, he's going to call Micahel Powell another 50 million times.

Why does Senior U.S. District Judge Warren W. Eginton hate America?

In related Connecticut news, a "Berlin Turnpike" not actually the same thing as a "Cleveland Steamer."

as a jurisprudence fetishist, i'm getting off on this technicality

AIDS can travel through sweat, don't cha know. And, gosh, those places of ill repute are full of it. I'd imagine.

/I hate misinformation.
//I like sanity and logic. Good job, judge. I've never attended one of these fine establishments, except one night when I was really really bored, but I'm glad I have the choice to if I so desire in the future.