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(Fark)   Happy New Year. Getting started early so we can include every timezone. Feel free to post favorite drink recipes   ( divider line
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2004-12-30 11:39:32 PM  
Happy New Year and stay safe!!
2004-12-30 11:40:17 PM  
Happy New Year!

My recipe for happiness:

1 & 1/2 ounces of Oban
1 glass

Pour scotch into glass. Drink. Repeat if necessary.
2004-12-30 11:42:19 PM  
1) 12 pack Durango Ice
2) ???
3) Profit!
2004-12-30 11:43:51 PM  
right on.

Happy New Year everyone, whoever/whatever/wherever
2004-12-30 11:45:32 PM  
1) Your favorite soda
2) Ice


Happy new year's, everyone!
2004-12-30 11:45:52 PM  

/stay safe.
//Drink lots of water & take a few aspirin before you go to bed.
2004-12-30 11:46:14 PM  
New Years is my Barfday, photoshop?
2004-12-30 11:46:42 PM  
Happy New Year, and stuff.
2004-12-30 11:48:01 PM  
Damn, I was all excited till I realized I had 24 hrs and 15 minutes till the new year.

Bombay Sapphire
Lime wedge
Add all to a rocks glass and enjoy...

I could drink that all night. Just might tomorrow...
2004-12-30 11:48:03 PM  
favorite drink recipe:
1 bottle of cheap vodka.

1)open bottle.
2)pour contents of bottle into mouth.

have fun kids!
2004-12-30 11:49:11 PM  
2 shots vodka + 2 shots Irish creme + 1 shot butterscotch schnapps= "The Tipsy McStagger."

Also try 3 shots peppermint schnapps in one glass of chocolate milk. It's like a liquid Thin Mint.

/Happy New Year, Happy Birthday to me.
2004-12-30 11:50:25 PM  
I got a bottle of Blue Cuaraco (sp?) in my stocking and don't know what to do with it.

Any suggestions?

I mean, any suggestions that don't involve 'my mom';)
2004-12-30 11:50:53 PM  

The tipsy sounds golden, man, and nice reference...

I think tomorrow night calls for a round of Flamin' Moes
2004-12-30 11:52:02 PM  
2 oz bourbon
1 oz water
good stuff
2004-12-30 11:54:19 PM  
Happy new year everyone!
2004-12-30 11:54:24 PM  
Grey Goose triples with OJ chasers.
2004-12-30 11:54:38 PM  
pina coladas and a designated driver for the night. or a pillow and blanket.
2004-12-30 11:55:54 PM  
Sweet Zombie Jesus-

It's damn tasty...and too damn smooth for its own good. So, you've drank 3 before you realize what you've ingested. Serve very cold and enjoy!

/Lets all go to Flamin' Moes
2004-12-30 11:55:56 PM  
Hooray! Happy 2005 everyone!
2004-12-30 11:56:13 PM  
Sip And Go Naked, party style:

Two fifths of vodka
One case of beer
Four cans of lemonade concentrate

Mix everything in large tub with ice and enjoy. Sort of. Found one of my friends rolling in his own vomit in the driveway that night.
2004-12-31 12:02:40 AM  
I look forward to erasing the number four for months now.
2004-12-31 12:02:51 AM  
Happy New Year everyone! :)

1) 1 pkt Kool Aid powdered drink mix
2) 2 quarts cold water
3) 3 cups of sugar

Mix, stir, enjoy. Try not to bounce off walls or the ceiling.

Not recommended for your children, but perfectly ok for other kids so long as they're not staying at your house.
2004-12-31 12:04:03 AM  
just wanted to say happy new year and thanks to the kind soul who purchased TF for me
2004-12-31 12:06:01 AM  
A very happy New Year to each and every one of you. And thanks for keeping Fark so entertaining, Drew & Co..
2004-12-31 12:06:51 AM  
Stoli Vanilla
Stoli Strawberry
dash of cranberry

Strawberry cheesecake:)

Of course there's always the Gimlet
Vodka+Rose's lime juice.

Happy 2005 Farkers!
2004-12-31 12:07:01 AM  
Happy New Year everyone! May peace and prosperity follow you always.
2004-12-31 12:08:04 AM  
Hope this doesn't offend anyone:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This getting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

happy new year
2004-12-31 12:08:47 AM  
Happy New Year! or else!
2004-12-31 12:10:43 AM  
Happy New Year!
2004-12-31 12:11:44 AM  
Bob_Laublaw: Any suggestions?

try anything that you would put triple sec in.
curacao + blue = triple sec.

electric kamikazis for everyone!

1oz vodka
.5oz curacao
.5oz lime juice

or how i like 'em:

4oz vodka
3oz curacao
1oz lime
2004-12-31 12:13:39 AM  
Sweater Girl: always the Gimlet

um, there's no vodka in a gimlet. gimlet's got gin.
2004-12-31 12:16:20 AM  
um, there's no vodka in a gimlet.

There is in a vodka gimlet.
2004-12-31 12:20:06 AM  
Okay... this one goes by a couple of different names. I've heard "Bloody Bull", "Bloody Beef", and "Bullshot". I like Bloody Bull so here you go...

Shot of Vodka (or more if you like)
2 parts Clamato juice
1 part Consome (Beef broth works as well)
Tobasco, Worsterhire sauce, and horseradish (fresh is best) to taste.
Salt and Pepper to taste
Beef Jerky stick instead of Celery

It's a bit of a meal so getting drunk on this is not a good idea, otherwise you may have to learn the words to Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire"

2004-12-31 12:22:11 AM  
Happy New Year Farkers!

1 6-Pack Smirnoff Twisted Cranberry (they taste a shiat better than beer)
1 6-Pack Heineken/Labatt Blue/Guiness take your pick

Dont do both at the same time. Enjoy.

2004-12-31 12:22:26 AM  
Dragon Piss:
4 parts Mountain Dew
1 part Cinnamon Schnapps
1 part Butterscotch Schnapps
Drink and enjoy.
2004-12-31 12:22:38 AM  
Irish coffee. Very easy.

Jameson's Irish Whiskey

Add whipped cream if you like and drizzle creme de menthe on top of that.
2004-12-31 12:23:21 AM  
1 pint beer
1 pint glass

drink. rinse. repeat.
2004-12-31 12:24:46 AM  
Happy New Year, everyone.
Health and Happiness to all.

Ice cold Asti Spumante, yum. No mixing necessary.

And remember: Drive hammered, get nailed! (not that kind of nailed, you perv.
2004-12-31 12:26:11 AM  
gimlet's got gin.

The guy who introduced me to it used Grey Goose and Rose.
I'll take your word for it, though.
However, mine was tasty.
2004-12-31 12:27:45 AM  
Favorite recipe: Crush 12 ice cubes, pour in 2 oz Maker's Mark, 1/4 oz GHB...I mean mint sprigs...Oh fark it.
2004-12-31 12:29:44 AM  
1 shot Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka
Ginger Ale
Marachino Cherry.

Tastes just like Cream Soda with a hit of extra sugar.

I can get totally drunk and not have a hangover

/On antibiotics for a head cold so NO DRINKING :(

Oh and Happy New Year
2004-12-31 12:36:38 AM  
Duck Fart is a fun shot, VERY drinkable.

Equal portions of the following 3 liquors;

Bailey's Irish Creme
Canadian Club

Layer if you want, but it really doesn't matter.
2004-12-31 12:39:38 AM  
Red Parrot:

1 Can of Red Fusion Dr. Pepper
1 shot of Coconut Parrot Bay

Mix over ice. It sounds odd, but it is damn good.
2004-12-31 12:44:03 AM  
1 bottle Maker's Mark
2 ice cubes
1 glass

Drop ice in glass, pour Maker's over ice, and enjoy.
2004-12-31 12:59:02 AM  
1. Remove Pepsi from fridge
2. Open can
3. Enjoy!

/doesn't drink
2004-12-31 01:02:59 AM  
JD & Coke is my favorite. Too bad I'm out of JD. And Coke. So I'll tell ya what I am drinking, and urge you not to do the same. Tonic water with strawberry vodka. Nasty together, but I'm getting a helluva buzz!

Happy new year!!
2004-12-31 01:05:56 AM  
Many a night, while lurking about the dark, dreaded corners of (Total/)Fark, I have been known to be under the influence of Peacepunch (my tutorial). I usually toss in one full shot of everything except tequila, where I usually go double. Equal measures of soda and sweet-and-sour, to fill. (And just a dollop of triple sec, to top off.) Your mileage may vary.

One of 'em will make you forget your native tongue. Two will kick your ass and take your name.

And yes, I'm sure your favorite brands of boozes are significantly better, save your typing.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, everybody!


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2004-12-31 01:06:20 AM  
Have yourself a Happy New Year!!

Drink some of this shiat...DELICIOUS!

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2004-12-31 01:07:14 AM  
1 bottle of Jack Daniels
1 tray of ice

and remember dont drink and drive. Get your drinking done early, THEN go driving.
2004-12-31 01:11:36 AM  
Happy New Year to you all! And Happy Birthday to me! Its the big 2-4.
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