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2004-12-30 09:31:05 AM  
Skorgy and Scalia lashed out at reporters who tried to interview them outside the Eighth Precinct stationhouse in Levittown last night.

"Oh, be quiet," Skorgy hollered, kicking at a photographer. When asked about her scheme, she countered, "Your mother sells hot dogs."


C'mon TSG! I need to see what these trashy skanks look like.
 
2004-12-30 09:51:11 AM  
My boss is the judge doing arraignments in that court today (I'm on vacation). I'll call later and ask him if they're hot or skankalicious.
 
2004-12-30 09:51:14 AM  
"Sausage Massage" sounds like what would happen if there was a TF party.
 
2004-12-30 09:52:05 AM  
When asked about her scheme, she countered, "Your mother sells hot dogs."


No, my mom doesn't sell hot dogs... She breeds cats :-p
 
2004-12-30 10:19:46 AM  
woodpecker from mars:

My boss is the judge doing arraignments in that court today (I'm on vacation). I'll call later and ask him if they're hot or skankalicious.


So if I get in trouble in Nassau County can I look you up, or should I just say "I know Woodpecker from Mars?"
I'm in Suffolk, but it doesn't hurt to have connections.
 
2004-12-30 10:26:07 AM  
My wife just got laid off...hmmmm...wonder how much she can get for selling her hot baked muffins?
 
2004-12-30 10:43:33 AM  
So if I get in trouble in Nassau County can I look you up, or should I just say "I know Woodpecker from Mars?"
I'm in Suffolk, but it doesn't hurt to have connections.


Depends on how much you pay me.
 
2004-12-30 11:33:51 AM  
I promise not to pee in the Milennium Falcon...
 
2004-12-30 11:35:08 AM  
My hotdog shake brings all the boys to the yard
Yeah like, my handjobs with relish is better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge
 
2004-12-30 11:58:38 AM  
u can give it away. but u cant sell it.

what if u gave it away and then asked to borrow some money?even wrote down an IOU dealy?

hooker: hey, wanna have sex
john: sure
-sex ensues-
hooker: hey, i need to leave town but my car is broke down, can u lend me 100bucks?
john: sure, also let me write this down with your phone number so i can contact you.

can that work?

or..
a bar.
some girl sits with you at a table. u offer to buy her the best drinks the house has. 25bucks a pop, u buy her 4 drinks. actually, u give her the money to go buy them. she spends 20 bucks on drinks, pockets the other 80.
later on she takes u to the hotel across the street. bingo bango jango fett. u gave her money to get you drinks, all she did was stiff you on your loot. u dont care, u just enjoy the company and seeminlgy get lucky and get some.
can that work?
i am really bored
 
2004-12-30 12:13:00 PM  
Police said the women provided personal services along with knishes, Fritos and Cheez Doodles from a wiener wagon parked alongside Sunrise Highway at Rockwood Ave. in Baldwin.

I wonder what kind of demented sexual act a would be called a "Cheez Doodle."

The mind... reels.
 
2004-12-30 12:39:44 PM  
"Cheez Doodles" are for amateurs.

Smeg Calligraphy, now that takes a nuanced coxman.
 
2004-12-30 04:26:00 PM  
I've been waiting all day for this one to make the main page. It's the kind of story I came to Fark for in the first place, but it was languishing on TF.
 
2004-12-30 04:26:48 PM  
Funny - saw this on the news last night and waited to see how long it would take to get here!
17 hrs!
Happy New Year!
 
2004-12-30 04:27:13 PM  
Your mom goes to college.



/and sells hot dogs apparently
 
2004-12-30 04:28:07 PM  
brap
"Cheez Doodles" are for amateurs.

Smeg Calligraphy, now that takes a nuanced coxman.


Thank you for making me laugh and gag at the same time.
 
2004-12-30 04:28:30 PM  
/still don't get why there's voting...
 
2004-12-30 04:29:37 PM  

Cops said Scalia offered to expose herself to the officer or perform a sex act inside the camper, a rundown vehicle strewn with empty chip bags and ketchup bottles and containing a dingy mauve recliner.


Oh my, that sounds so classy!
 
2004-12-30 04:29:39 PM  
Albatross! Albatross! Get Your Albatross here!
 
2004-12-30 04:29:55 PM  
/needs to remember to close HTML tags
 
2004-12-30 04:29:59 PM  
Hmmm... wonder how long it'll take for "Your mother sells hot dogs" to show up in a PShop contest entry?...

/will try to be first
 
2004-12-30 04:30:09 PM  

"Ewwww, baby are you having your period ?"


"No honey, that's just catsup."


I think the ladies' cover was blown when the condiments they offered was catsup, mustard, and KY Jelly.

 
2004-12-30 04:30:42 PM  
We need to have betting with paypal on fark. How many people think these two girls aren't bags of skin from living off drugs, booze, and spooge. They could also be those kind of fat people who smell kind of like sweat even though they aren't sweating, people like that make me gag.
 
2004-12-30 04:32:11 PM  
Truly a farkers dream!
 
2004-12-30 04:36:04 PM  
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner ...
 
2004-12-30 04:37:04 PM  
C'mon TSG, don't let us down like you did with Stripper Mom.
 
2004-12-30 04:37:31 PM  
Hmmmmm. I'll take a hot dog with ketchup, chili, relish... and oh yeah a beej.
 
2004-12-30 04:38:42 PM  


Hmm, wonder if they offer dirty sanchez chili dogs?
 
2004-12-30 04:40:17 PM  
Imagine being someone who had innocently eaten the actual food at this stand without realizing what they were doing in the van, then reading this story for the first time...
 
2004-12-30 04:41:22 PM  
Scalia, as in related to Chief Justice Antonin Scalia? Must be hard times being related to a Justice these days


/drta
 
2004-12-30 04:42:29 PM  
.....All the weird stuff happens in my town....and i never recall seeing that hotdog stand? ever.
 
2004-12-30 04:42:31 PM  
Cathy likes to pirouette,
the Ballet Russe,
and crepes suzette....
But..
Patty likes to rock n' roll
A hot dog makes her lose control
What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins --
Identical cousins and you'll find.....
 
2004-12-30 04:43:25 PM  
I bet they look like carnies
 
2004-12-30 04:44:14 PM  
i just hope they washed their hands.
 
2004-12-30 04:46:38 PM  
Useless. Without. Pics.

/obvious
 
2004-12-30 04:47:48 PM  
Adman12
Imagine being someone who had innocently eaten the actual food at this stand without realizing what they were doing in the van, then reading this story for the first time...

and recalling that the owner at first said they didn't have any mayonnaise, but then after he sufficiently pissed her off, she suddenly found some "in the back".

/sorry
 
2004-12-30 04:49:31 PM  
"We've never seen hot dogs mixed with prostitution before," said Deputy Inspector Rick Capece

Really? Seems like you can't have one without the other.
 
2004-12-30 04:49:35 PM  
There is nothing like a sausage massage by a footlong.
 
2004-12-30 04:49:37 PM  
Will have to do until TSG comes through...

 
2004-12-30 04:49:51 PM  
It's spelled wiener, not weiner.

Someone was going to say it eventually. May as well be me.
 
2004-12-30 04:50:11 PM  
I bet banging these chicks is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.



/had to be said
 
2004-12-30 04:50:16 PM  
Raging_Rabbit

Thanks a lot, my coworkers think I'm weird now for laughing over here by myself, thinking of that guy and his funny lisp/face.
 
2004-12-30 04:53:25 PM  
Police received a tip last week that the women were offering extras at the stand, adorned with giant signs reading "Hot Dogs" and "We Are Open."

Wow..
/Voting? Why not.
 
2004-12-30 04:53:36 PM  


Sought for questioning?
 
2004-12-30 04:53:50 PM  
anyone else wondering if the hotdogs were any good?
anyone else wondering who would buy a hotdog from a camper?
 
2004-12-30 04:58:17 PM  
Puckhead
anyone else wondering who would buy a hotdog from a camper?

Wagons like that have been known to have the tastiest grub going.....diner trucks, burger and dog trucks, mexican trucks, you name it. This one just had an expanded menu.
 
2004-12-30 05:03:13 PM  
I_Blame_Al_Qaeda
Wagons like that have been known to have the tastiest grub going.....diner trucks, burger and dog trucks, mexican trucks, you name it. This one just had an expanded menu.

If you're going Mexican, I recommend the "Pink Taco."
 
2004-12-30 05:03:54 PM  
Dr.Knockboots, still illegal. Because you knew what it was for. But good luck getting convicted for it if you have a good lawyer.

/why not vote
 
2004-12-30 05:04:09 PM  
This thread is scarry WITH pics!
I'll massage my own sausage rather than let one of them do it.
/Never been THAT drunk
 
2004-12-30 05:08:05 PM  
anyone else seen those hot hotdog ho's at the Home Depots? Wouldn't mind paying a little bit extra for a hotdog there.
nudge nudge.
 
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