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(tvnz.co.nz)   "Spiderman, Superman and Batman were involved in a minor altercation at 12.32 am at Wincheap on Christmas Day."   (tvnz.co.nz) divider line 151
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2004-12-30 07:11:09 AM  
You KNOW Spiderman kicked both their asses!
 
2004-12-30 07:23:38 AM  
And then the pope walks up to the bar and....
 
2004-12-30 07:28:33 AM  
Batman would kick the shiat out of both of them.
 
2004-12-30 08:34:16 AM  
Burger off?

Is that the English equivalent of saying Fudge off?
 
2004-12-30 08:36:19 AM  


I knew those Fathers 4 Justice guys were weird
 
2004-12-30 10:48:53 AM  
And it's not from the Arcata Eye. Odd.
 
2004-12-30 10:51:13 AM  


Clearly, Batman would have layed the smacketh downeth.
 
2004-12-30 10:56:23 AM  
okay i'll bite

Batman is not "super"
Spiderman is marginally better
Superman would be able to pick up a city block and dorp it on the both.
game over. superman wins.
 
2004-12-30 12:04:11 PM  
Tim Conway will Dorf the lot into sumbission.
 
2004-12-30 12:28:20 PM  
That's usually spelled "Spider-man," isn't it? Otherwise, it sounds like somebody's last name.
 
2004-12-30 12:28:55 PM  
yup. superman dorps!!1

hadns down
 
2004-12-30 12:31:21 PM  
Where were the Miller, the Reeve, and the Wife of Bath during all of this?

/it took place in Canterbury, you see...
 
2004-12-30 12:31:46 PM  
Well, then, Dr.Knockboots, how do you explain how Bat-Man kicked Superman's ass twice?
 
2004-12-30 12:32:45 PM  
Clark Kent IS the Alter Ego you see...in this Superman stands alone

/Kiddo
 
2004-12-30 12:33:13 PM  
Screw you guys -- Superman might have the hand, but he's such a Boy Scout that he's practically impotent. He couldn't do what he had to do to squoosh anyone, simply because he's so goody-two-shoes.

Batman, on the other hand, is an overacheiving loon. Not only does he have the plan, but he's got the bat-balls to go through with it.
 
2004-12-30 12:33:32 PM  
mahakala: Judging from the apostrophe abuse on that banner, I'm assuming those guys are regulars on Fark.
 
2004-12-30 12:34:11 PM  
Holy attention whores !
 
2004-12-30 12:34:50 PM  
Nintenfreak -- Does that include the recent storyline where Batman's playbook was stolen and it turned out he had proceudres for kicking ass on... everyone?

/I'm arguing comic books... god I suck.
 
2004-12-30 12:36:09 PM  
Dr.Knockboots

okay i'll bite

Batman is not "super"
Spiderman is marginally better
Superman would be able to pick up a city block and dorp it on the both.
game over. superman wins.


Didn't the Dark Knight Returns conclude with Batman totally whupping Superman's arse? From what I've heard, superman has never won in a fight between the two.

My money's on Batman.

/Prefers Japanese stuff
 
2004-12-30 12:36:30 PM  
I think I regained some of my virginity just by reading this thread.
 
2004-12-30 12:36:41 PM  
Their fictional counterparts might be tireless battlers for truth and justice, but when three British men dressed as Spiderman, Superman and Batman came to blows the reason was far more prosaic - a shortage of burgers.

They were probably just pissed off because they mistakenly thought it was the hooker snack wagon they'd heard so much about.
 
2004-12-30 12:38:53 PM  
Sorry, but Batman wins that contest.

Superior intelligence and physical training > the side effects of a radioactive spider bite, or freakish strength of an alien.

Even Frank Miller agrees with me on the Batman vs. Spiderman issue.

/I know I'm a nerd, save the comments.
 
2004-12-30 12:39:35 PM  
would have loved to seen that

/vote for spiderman after remembering him smoke the x-men in a matter of minutes
 
2004-12-30 12:39:47 PM  
They all suck...

Frank Castle would whup all their asses.
 
2004-12-30 12:40:38 PM  
Naturally, Batman would be wearing his Kryptonite body armor, turning Superman into a wuss.

And using psychology, he would remind Spiderman what a loser Pete Parker is, especially being three months behind on his rent, and Spidey would have a breakdown, losing all of his powers.

The Bat rules...
 
2004-12-30 12:42:01 PM  
Burger off?

Is that the English equivalent of saying Fudge off?


Well, you would probably say "bugger off," but since the story had to do with burgers, a copywriter was able to craft this cringe-inducing headline and thus keep his job.
 
2004-12-30 12:42:55 PM  
OH! And may I remind everyone of THIS little gem?

 
2004-12-30 12:42:59 PM  
The_Pole_of_Justice

I was thinking the SAME thing!! :o)
 
2004-12-30 12:44:05 PM  


The Spleen would have kicked all of their asses.

Or, rather, just passed clouds of noxious gas until the three of them surrendered.
 
2004-12-30 12:45:06 PM  
Where were the Miller, the Reeve, and the Wife of Bath during all of this?

Considering the proclivities of the Wife of Bath, don't you think they were off having a threesome?
 
2004-12-30 12:45:21 PM  


Eat kryptonite, biatch.
 
2004-12-30 12:45:37 PM  
Batman and Spiderfag are both HUMAN
Superman wins, end of story...

I used to respect spiderfag until he was playing onscreen by the geeky looking farkface who's name I can't remember.
 
2004-12-30 12:45:44 PM  
after remembering him smoke the x-men

think about that for a minute
 
2004-12-30 12:47:31 PM  
First of all people, it's The Batman. Have a little respect for Bob Kane & Bill Finger.

Second, I'll just say they're lucky that Prince Namor, the Sub Mariner, wasn't around to kick all of their collective butts.

Imperius Rex!

/& my knowing the above should be sufficient grounds for my wife to divorce me...
 
2004-12-30 12:50:01 PM  
clevoh -- Namor got his ass whupped by Aquaman. When you've been spanked by him, you know it's time to kill yourself.
 
2004-12-30 12:50:15 PM  
Superman would kick them both in the box and then shove them.
 
2004-12-30 12:51:09 PM  
AAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Love this nerdville thread.
 
2004-12-30 12:51:32 PM  
Do men in Wincheap dress like superheros on Christmas Day? Were these gifts from Lois, Mary Jane or Selina? IS there a Burger King in Wincheap? More questions than answers...

//Loved to have seen this.
/Batman hands down.
 
2004-12-30 12:51:33 PM  
Judging from the apostrophe abuse on that banner, I'm assuming those guys are regulars on Fark.

LMAO Adam12, I didn't see that!
 
2004-12-30 12:54:20 PM  
NAMOR??

The guy Chameleon tricked by filling up a swimming pool with alcohol instead of water in an episode of Spiderman and His Amazing Friends, this is the guy you think would beat Batman?

I laugh at thee.
 
2004-12-30 12:54:51 PM  

Meh. The tick would beat all of them. End of story.


"Gravity is a harsh mistress."

 
2004-12-30 12:55:23 PM  
FARKED
 
2004-12-30 12:57:28 PM  

?
 
2004-12-30 12:58:18 PM  
just wondering (and i'm prepared to catch hell for this) but how exactly does anyone think batman can take spiderman? seriously? no movies, just comic-ly speaking

/the geek in me will refresh this page for awhile as the flames rise...
//spiderfan
 
2004-12-30 12:58:19 PM  
My office is on Hollywood Blvd, so I'm often hearing stories about altercations between the various "characters" and "superheroes." It's pretty amusing...

I'm more fascinated by the romance taking place between LOTR's Legolas and Shrek's Princess Fiona, though.
 
2004-12-30 12:58:53 PM  
artman
Do men in Wincheap dress like superheros on Christmas Day?

And who in the hell names these places, anyway? The kind of people whose descendants would dress as superheroes to celebrate Christmas, I guess.
 
2004-12-30 01:04:51 PM  
Nintenfreak: how do you explain how Bat-Man kicked Superman's ass twice?



Someone payed off the French judge?
 
2004-12-30 01:05:54 PM  
Please, people please, they are all just lucky that the Auqa Team Hunger Force wasn't there, meat wad would've pwn3ed them.
 
2004-12-30 01:06:06 PM  
skribble-

As you will remember, in the comic - Spiderman and Batman when they team up to face Carnage and Joker, Batman defeated Carnage.. WITH HIS BARE HANDS. Batman has the drive, the ingenuity, the gadgets, to take apartment Spiderman. Spiderman has Speed, Strength, Agility on his side, but Batmans cunning and unrelenting spirit would eventually crown him victor.

/yeah I'm a dork
//Superman fan
 
2004-12-30 01:08:04 PM  
Skribble -- Spiderman has the strength and speed advantage, true, but the real hook is his Spider Sense. Granted, it would allow him to negate Batman's "Strike from the shadows" routine, but it'd also act as a major weakness.

It's happened before that a villain found a way to generate feedback or simply set up a jamming signal based on the same frequency. A little research would show Batman this, and he'd be equipped with a device to do the same.

I AM going to have to create a new FarkId after this... I realize such now.
 
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