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(Some Guy)   The Tao of, like, Kate Bosworth   ( divider line
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28337 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Dec 2004 at 9:07 PM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-29 06:48:37 PM  
Talk about stunning. And I don't mean the picture.
2004-12-29 06:57:44 PM  
Oh my goodness gracious!
2004-12-29 06:59:06 PM  
i got lost reading her comments.... "like... omg... like..."
like please stop talking...forever...
2004-12-29 07:06:58 PM  
...GQ displays Kate's own necklace of wisdom pearls...

2004-12-29 07:07:21 PM  
I can read to myself. Kate, please move in with me.
2004-12-29 07:08:09 PM  
"It's so weird how life works out. I never would have imagined all of this. Like, never. When I was a little kid, I wanted to be a waitress on roller skates."

... There's still time, honey.
2004-12-29 07:08:44 PM  
what's funny is the article itself brings up the sexist nature of printing her dumb quotes, then proceeds to do so themselves.....and then everyone makes fun of her. it's like some sort of continuous self-fullfilling prophecy.
2004-12-29 07:12:26 PM  
So so hawt
2004-12-29 07:31:45 PM  
Okay, so maybe a model/actress is NOT what I need in a life partner. She looked great in Blue Crush, though.
2004-12-29 07:35:01 PM  
Deep thoughts from supermodels? Sounds like an oxymoron to me......
2004-12-29 08:12:31 PM  
wow shes stupid.
2004-12-29 08:15:37 PM  
Can I have her body and keep my brain?
2004-12-29 08:34:01 PM's Sanctimonious Exploitation piece.

She's expected to be vacuous-a societal stereotype that she's playing to a tee. I'd expect no lesser performance from a member of the National Honor Society. As to a wannabe website stealing GQ magazine (pandering to the effete since 1957) material, it also fits a stereotype. Well done.

/No word on NHS standing of domain holder
2004-12-29 09:02:58 PM  
Orlando Bloom never struck me as the intellectual type, either. They can have each other.
2004-12-29 09:04:24 PM  
Vici: Orlando Bloom never struck me as the intellectual type, either. They can have each other.

But he sure looks purdy with those elf ears and blonde wig.
2004-12-29 09:11:50 PM  
"Great Danes are just, like, so great, aren't they? They're just, like, big dogs!"

Holy hell! That made my eyes bleed.
2004-12-29 09:14:05 PM  
I would like to go on record: this whole Gawker "after the jump" thing is just stupid and irritating. I hear people saying it more and more. Before long the local Fox5 idiots will be using it.
2004-12-29 09:14:28 PM  
Perhaps it's the gay editors who can't stand pretty actresses or the lonely straight guys who want to hate-fark them.

The lonely, straight guys want to hate-fark the gay editors? "Hate-fark" that's a creepy term.
2004-12-29 09:16:55 PM  
Whoever said "It is better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt" should have said it to her.
2004-12-29 09:17:04 PM  
ON EDGAR VARESE:'t he one of those vice presidents?
2004-12-29 09:17:12 PM  
A mildly trained chimpanzee could get the grades to get into NHS agreywolf42. NHS is about jumping through the hoops of high school, not being smart.

I wish she were dead, especially if she is just acting. Anyone who allows that stereotype to be further propagated with their own actions deserves death. That's even more true if they understand the kind of impact they're having.
2004-12-29 09:17:36 PM  
yeah, this is the obligatory "id hit it". still. despite the lack of activity above the brain stem.
2004-12-29 09:19:55 PM  
no pics?
2004-12-29 09:21:22 PM  
For all of you who actually RTFA, here's a little something to try to restart your brain:
Ten thousand flowers in spring
the moon in autumn,
a cool breeze in summer,
snow in winter.
If your mind isnt clouded by unnecessary things,
this is the best season of your life.

/would still hit it
2004-12-29 09:22:58 PM  
2004-12-29 09:23:53 PM  
This really helps to make one understand why Marvin the Morose has such a following among those who can reason. Can she just wash her head for us? I'll donate the bucket.
2004-12-29 09:25:37 PM  
Please give my above link a moment to load. I think you'll like FARK's new look
2004-12-29 09:25:55 PM  
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Any relation?

/Go watch 'Stone Cold' the Boz is amazing in it
2004-12-29 09:27:52 PM  

When I was a little kid, I wanted to be a waitress on roller skates."

Sigh.. I think I'm in love!
2004-12-29 09:29:08 PM  
"When I model I'm pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work."
--Paulina Porizkova

Sounds like the truth to me.
2004-12-29 09:29:34 PM  
I interviewed Kate Bosworth after Win a Date With Tad Hamilton came out. To say I'd hit it, would be a gross understatement.

More importantly, Kate and I were supposed to go to Disney Land. On my dearly departed mother's soul, tis true. There's actually a good story that goes with that but, umm, she never called. Typical.
2004-12-29 09:31:09 PM  
Wow, I really just read that!
2004-12-29 09:31:35 PM  
one word..

2004-12-29 09:31:44 PM  
Yeah, those quotes seem about right.
2004-12-29 09:33:35 PM  
this thread is useless without pics

2004-12-29 09:34:21 PM  
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton was a box office hit?
2004-12-29 09:34:30 PM  
Lethrup, can I touch you?

Seriously though, she is hawt, have you ever seen Wonderland?
2004-12-29 09:40:11 PM  
Don's Johnson

To read articles, click da icon left of da entry, man. Rinse, know what I'm sayin'? Repeat n' shiat. Wipe hands on pants.

Wrong, and yet right
2004-12-29 09:40:14 PM  
Funny, I heard she was accepted to Princeton.
2004-12-29 09:42:39 PM  



Funny, I heard she was accepted to Princeton.

That's right. She'll be matriculating next year, and will either be an English or psychology major. From the horse's mouth herself.
2004-12-29 09:43:23 PM  
I wonder if she is dumb enough to date me
2004-12-29 09:43:38 PM  
I don't subscribe to GQ. Good thing, I'd stab my eyes out reading the stupid comments like that. Geez, when I stick my hand on the burner after cooking, I get 3rd degree burns. Isn't weird...ya know. And we continuously reward retarded people like celebrities. Hot or not, she should be taken out in the woods and beaten with a rubber hose until my hand bleeds. Plus, I don't like blondes....and like...there's too many Kate's in Hollywood to keep track of any of them.
2004-12-29 09:46:37 PM  
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2004-12-29 09:49:12 PM  
I find these comments more realistic when put through the AOL translator.

So the first quote (on thermodynamics) might be:


See? Fits like a glove.
2004-12-29 09:49:38 PM  
When she was in that surfer movie, I just kept thinking, God, it would be so easy to just slip over onto her towel and just ... mmm ... and she would be so cool about it, and then you could go swimming or surfing later.

Excuse me for a few minutes.
2004-12-29 09:50:09 PM  
I axuly feeel dummer havin read dat artikle.
2004-12-29 09:50:39 PM  
On a completely unrelated topic...

If any of you are lucky enough to have a Credit Score of 750-800, please do not call and biatch about how its not perfect. It never wil be. Ever. It can't be.

(Long day at work and bored, any question about files and what not, fire away)
2004-12-29 09:52:41 PM  
Nothing she says changes the fact I couldn't hear it if something of mine was in her mouth.

/Tao of, like, Dorf11
2004-12-29 09:53:24 PM  
mynes purfekt. wun that es. :)

/This is kind of fun.
//I am easily entertained.
2004-12-29 09:53:25 PM  
D'oh. Up yours grammar Nazi's!


*Now with pluraly goodness!
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