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(Canoe)   Stupid people duct tape lamb to school, spray paint it, leave it overnight; lamb now fine and back to chewing watches   ( divider line
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4417 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2002 at 8:41 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-03-04 08:45:33 AM  
Good to know the Canadians are keeping busy.
2002-03-04 08:48:10 AM  
Its would have been funnier if they'd taped it to PETA headquarters.
2002-03-04 08:57:23 AM  
First, I think the fitting punishment would be to strip the culprits naked, duct tape them to a school and spray paint them in -20 weather.

second, "I reckon (they) thought it was a prank, that it would be a laugh or that they would just show off to their mates." Who the hell talks like that? It's like a horrible cross between Texan and English.
2002-03-04 08:58:20 AM  
Dozens of concerned citizens have offered to take him in. If he isn't claimed, Larry will go to a permanent home.

Mmmmm. Mutton.
2002-03-04 09:13:46 AM  
</fat bastard>
2002-03-04 09:34:37 AM  
What kind of jackass names a high school "Eagle Butte"?
It's just asking for trouble.....
2002-03-04 09:42:47 AM  
What? Didn't they have a fence?
2002-03-04 09:52:40 AM  
First the "Butte Pirates" and now "Eagle Butte" many of those places are there?
2002-03-04 10:02:52 AM  
Obviously you philistines simply don't appreciate a more sophisiticated alternative to cow-tippin'.

eagle butte... huh-huh, huh-huh-huh
2002-03-04 10:08:40 AM  
Eagle Butte *pronounced BEWT or BUTE not BUTT*
2002-03-04 10:33:31 AM  
I always got a kick out of Montana's many "Butte" towns. Grassy Butte is my personal favorite.
2002-03-04 10:42:05 AM  
I'm not certain, but I believe this qualifies one for the express lane to hell. What kind of jerk duct tapes an animal to anything? *Disturbing Richard Gere images infiltrating brain*
2002-03-04 10:59:42 AM  
Well, Nutty, I think that there are certain people, these guys included, that really have no right to live with the rest of society, or live at all.

It's sad, really, when doing this to person would be grounds for endless pain and suffering, assault, hell, maybe even kidnapping if it was done under duress. But a lamb, nah, a bunch of people will complain, and the convicted parties will get a slap on the wrist, because it's just lamb. Remember how certain Farkers complained when the subhuman threw that dog into interstate traffic because he had road rage at the owner, but complained only because they gave the guy 3 years in prison? "oh, it's just a dog, 3 years, that's not right."

2002-03-04 11:05:05 AM  
Ahh it was gonna be lamb chops anyway, now with the publicity these guys have no doubt saved its life, so stop whining.
2002-03-04 11:12:46 AM  
mmm.... lambwich... (drool)
2002-03-04 11:30:28 AM  
Krik81, Capt_Sheridan: Your statements are cold and heartless...Torturing any living creature is criminal.

Those kids who spray painted the lamb will indeed suffer some cosmic payback at some time and place....

We had a bunch of kids in our area tagging our houses, buildings and of these kids was caught by a biker down the street who pinned the little bastard down and spray painted his face, hands and clothing police were ever involved and I haven't seen a tag in my area since.
2002-03-04 11:54:50 AM  
2002-03-04 11:56:33 AM  
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The truth behind PETA
2002-03-04 01:12:13 PM  
To funny! They should have also tied beer can's to its balls.
2002-03-04 01:28:16 PM  
2002-03-04 01:48:49 PM  
Bad_CRC: second, "I reckon (they) thought it was a prank, that it would be a laugh or that they would just show off to their mates." Who the hell talks like that? It's like a horrible cross between Texan and English.

May I present to you the country of Canada: Home of bad beer and Celine Deion (sp?). 'Nuff Said.
2002-03-04 03:19:23 PM  
At least they didn't abuse a really cute and near helpless animal. Those one month old lambs are mean little bastards. I'll bet it put up quite a fight.
2002-03-04 03:51:50 PM  
This story just screams picture!
2002-03-04 04:07:52 PM  
that lamb shoukd have gotten high off of that arisol.

i'm sotally tober and i poke smot.

2002-03-04 04:10:27 PM  
your mother is a hamster and
your father smells of dingleberries
and the lamb had duct tape for dinner.
2002-03-04 04:12:53 PM  
That really pisses me off! It doesn't matter if it is a lamb or a giraffe, what the fark good are you to society if you don't respect life? Those bastards need a taste of their own medicine.
2002-03-04 04:31:30 PM  
Um, -20C = -4F, but it's still pretty damn cold nonetheless. Anyway, I agree with some farkers here -- why not tie PETA up like that? I know of some schools here in Wisconsin where the temps get that cold right now. >:-)
2002-03-04 04:43:32 PM  
The sheep's new home :

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2002-03-04 07:55:49 PM  
somehow that lamb was in our talk about stuff in social studies today

apperantly dunmore is like 30 minutes away from where i live
2002-03-04 09:04:36 PM  
They should have just called it 'performance art', like the Lobster Guy from a few days ago. Hell, they could have gotten government funding. Get a big enough grant, and you could probably duct tape a cape buffalo to the Chrystler Building and paint 'PETA SUCKS' across its side... I wonder how much alcohol it took to make this beautiful event possible in the first place...
2002-03-04 09:21:36 PM  
You people sure have a lot to say when it comes to something small and helpless being tortured ...

I'm wondering what the fark your life was like to make you the sociopaths that you are? The kids from Columbine High come to mind

I can bet for sure you wouldn't say things like that in public for fear that your geeky little asses might get whooped

Amazing what comes from the keyboards of those who are weak and can hide behind internet anonymity.
2002-03-04 09:29:29 PM  
An excerpt from:

"While not everyone who abuses animals will become a serial killer, virtually every serial killer first abused animals," said Dr. Randall Lockwood, a psychologist and vice president of the Humane Society of the United States, in an oft-cited quote that appears on the website for that organization's First Strike campaign. The program is aimed at raising awareness about the link between animal cruelty and human violence.

The FBI first uncovered the common thread of animal abuse in the profiles of serial killers in the 1970s. While these cases are, thankfully, rather rare, animal abuse has also been shown to be an indicator of much more common problems-like domestic violence, child abuse, and elder abuse."
2002-03-04 10:30:50 PM  
Hey FrankGarza - Bad Beer? Maybe your not used to your beer
containing alcohol and being brewed with barlee and hopps instead of rice and corn! You may keep your lite goat piss.
2002-03-05 12:15:07 AM  

Yeah, well 90% of all serial killers eat bread. Does eating bread make you a serial killer?
2002-03-05 12:27:36 AM  
Czae - 99% of serial killers are white males too. So what? Doesn't the fact that a person would be willing to kill and torture a human being for pleasure mean that they could do the same to an animal? That's like saying that pornography causes rape because rapists like porn. Serial killers would kill humans even if they never had the chance to torture animals, just like rapists would still rape, even if they had no access to porn.
2002-03-05 01:09:51 AM  
ChernobylOne: READ the entire article...normal well balanced children do NOT get off on fantasies of torturing animals, humans. These children are products of a farked up childhood and "animal abuse has also been shown to be an indicator of much more common problems-like domestic violence, child abuse, and elder abuse."

You aren't very well read on the subject of rape obviously. Even if those children don't have an opportunity to view pornography almost all of those rapists have been subjected to some form of abuse, whether sexual, emotional or physical. Porn is to a rapist as what a sock is to a 14 year old boy. It only comes into play when attempting to satisfy their craving and has very little to do with promoting or encouraging the Act of rape. The desire to rape stems from the trauma experienced as a child.

Visit some sites that deal with this issue before you yammer on about the evils of pornography.
2002-03-05 05:47:30 AM  
Jesus, you PETA-huggers bleat more than the lamb.
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