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(Some Guy)   Your complete guide to ASCII art featuring cows   ( divider line
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18262 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Dec 2004 at 5:31 AM (12 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-12-27 11:53:47 PM  
2004-12-27 11:57:38 PM  
Because we have too much free time.
2004-12-27 11:59:50 PM  
"Male cow"?
2004-12-28 12:05:30 AM  
My life is now complete.
2004-12-28 12:07:12 AM  
WOW! I haven't seen this in over a decade...
2004-12-28 12:08:45 AM  
old sk00l, dude...
2004-12-28 12:12:03 AM  
when i was like 12 i did a qbasic program that incorporated the ascii cow. it sucked then.....
2004-12-28 12:12:39 AM  
I have no idea what to think other than feel sorry for the person who put so much time in to it.
2004-12-28 12:31:41 AM  
has anyone seen the "cow taken to Auschwitz"? WTF?
2004-12-28 12:44:30 AM  
it's times like this i wish i didnt discontinue MosASCII.. i could have whored it out in this thread =P
2004-12-28 01:01:17 AM  
Oh you haters, pretending like you don't love this stuff!

/loves this kind of thing
2004-12-28 02:09:17 AM  
What? no cow tipping pictures?
2004-12-28 02:34:04 AM  
Ah yes, I think this is a dupe from 1989.
2004-12-28 03:30:36 AM  
AstrosSuperfan: has anyone seen the "cow taken to Auschwitz"? WTF?

That cow is wrong on too many levels. Clearly the author has no chutzpah.

Anyone who uses text to create art is teh lame. ;-)
2004-12-28 05:41:16 AM  
Yes. I totally agree.

The auschwitz cow is offensive. Unlike the Ethiopia and Albania cows. They are simply funny.
2004-12-28 05:42:44 AM  
I'd like to see an audio version of the cow using morse code. No I'm not stupid,but after seeing this I wilbeeee.
2004-12-28 05:45:19 AM  
this ascii stuff is what i used to look for on the net in the 80's.

get with the now people. pr0n is available in picture format now.
2004-12-28 05:49:49 AM  
WTF? I thought I would log on to Fark drunlnk and see what was up.. and this is it??? I mean am I drunk or is this ASCII cows I'm loopking at?
2004-12-28 05:55:58 AM  
Ok the Simpsons' cow saying "Don't have a Bart, man" was mildly amusing. Of course after having my Bosnian coworker tell me some Mujo and Suljo jokes, even paint drying is mildly amusing by comparison.
2004-12-28 05:56:58 AM  
There's an ASCII-cow Easter Egg in Fink's apt-get. Not sure if it's from the Debian source or if fink added it...
2004-12-28 05:57:17 AM  
______/\___ *burp*

/shark attack
//better if done with an IM
///uninterrupted, of course
2004-12-28 05:59:53 AM  
|_| |2 _/|_|<_|-| /-\ /\/()()|}|{ !!!
2004-12-28 06:01:56 AM  

/my name in ASCII
2004-12-28 06:02:11 AM  
I only like ASCII if it's super detailed.

Boo to those cows.
2004-12-28 06:03:03 AM  
oops that was a reply to miskatonic university. But I lamer and take too long.
2004-12-28 06:03:49 AM  

Wat the heck is that?
2004-12-28 06:03:56 AM  
Does Gary Larson know about this?
2004-12-28 06:06:01 AM  
what? I'm so lost... f05t3k If you love me type "Whoa yeah"
2004-12-28 06:07:57 AM  

ok I will give you a hint but only if you are cool enough to read this:


2004-12-28 06:09:18 AM  
I see nothing. Are you a fan of Cthulhu?
2004-12-28 06:12:48 AM  
LAMER!!!!! (ok sorry for the flashbacks to middle school there guys)
2004-12-28 06:16:57 AM  
/feeling rejected and skulking away.
2004-12-28 06:18:23 AM  
what a r0dent
2004-12-28 06:21:03 AM  
This thread is like an after-party you heard about and crossed town to get to alone because all your friends decided to call it a night but you wanted to keep going but when you get there it's just a bunch of people standing around in little groups and the music is too low and mellow and the light is too dim to really get a good look at anyone and you think you probably don't know anyone here so you just look around for some food or drinks but all they have are stale Fritos and soda water and you just stand there feeling awkward for about thirty seconds although it feels like an hour. Then you leave.
2004-12-28 06:22:48 AM  
"We will fight for bovine freedom and hold our large heads high, we will run free with the buffalo or diiiiiieeeeeee!"

Cows With Guns
2004-12-28 06:25:09 AM  

I can read it.

And no, I'm not.
2004-12-28 06:27:48 AM  
Ok I read it, no I'm not a NOOB. Anyway tell me how you did it!

//I suck at the internet
2004-12-28 06:30:21 AM
More ASCII fun
2004-12-28 06:33:00 AM  
It's almost 2005 and someone still thinks leet speak is awesome...

What have you been drinking, Miskatonic University? Perhaps you can pass The Vegan Republican some of the stuff; he won't call this a party until there's booze and chicks.

Let me take care of the chicks part. I keep hens in my car trunk for this kind of situation.
2004-12-28 06:33:09 AM  
\=_ \__ \ -\- \=_ `.`.`.
2004-12-28 06:33:19 AM  
(xx) ----------\
\/ / \
/ /
^ *
| \
| @\ \
^ ^

<Road kill>
2004-12-28 06:37:09 AM  
o o

Invisible cow

Invisible cow that got punched in its ballsies and has scunched its eyes shut in pain
2004-12-28 06:38:53 AM  
i can't even remember what r0dent means ahh!
2004-12-28 06:40:07 AM  
3 homemade mudslides w/ extra vodka

6 or 7 shots of amoretto maybe more.

I don't usually drink so I'm a lightweight.

I had a headache when I started drinking. The headache is returning and that means the buzz is wearing off. Time for aspirin.
2004-12-28 06:41:40 AM  
i don't recccommend taking more than 6 tablespoonz of robotussin dm EVEN IF you have a verry bad cough, .{
2004-12-28 06:43:47 AM  
try 3 or 4 Benadryl.. but you'll still be loopy in the morning and not able to function well for work.
2004-12-28 06:45:38 AM  
Dear ft05WTF your name is I see now that your ASCII code is a farked up version of "Noobie". So nyah.
2004-12-28 06:49:37 AM  

2004-12-28 06:51:51 AM  
ASCII cows are teh radzorz.
2004-12-28 07:13:53 AM  
ok I have thought about the bbs slang term r0dent and found nothing after a quick search -- I think it refers to an annoying user that just won't go away? And keeps logging on with a new handle? (before anyone thought of a NUP)
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