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(Some Guy)   This year's useless fitness thingy that will be discarded by February: the Fitness Wedge. With pic of marginally useful cheese-looking thing   (prnewswire.com) divider line 110
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2004-12-27 12:13:47 PM  
I think I saw that in a porn flick on an occasion.
 
2004-12-27 12:14:22 PM  
Which I was only watching to become familiar with this "pornography" so that in the future I would be able to leave when it was on.
 
2004-12-27 12:16:48 PM  
theflyingdutchman lol!! suuure! me too, man.

Someone should do a photoshop contest to photoshop other uses for this giant doorstop/cheese decoy.
 
2004-12-27 12:27:28 PM  
[image from angelicalcat.com too old to be available]
 
2004-12-27 12:30:28 PM  
Um yeah... It's used for increaseing your heart rate alright.
 
2004-12-27 12:31:55 PM  
$20 bucks for that thing? Looks like a piece of crap, but this man seems to be enjoying it.
[image from bodywedge.com too old to be available]
 
2004-12-27 12:36:59 PM  
Don't buy it unless you want huge, muscular, love handles.

Only the freaks want big obliques.
 
2004-12-27 12:37:15 PM  
FalloutBoy
Look again, I dont think thats a man.
 
2004-12-27 12:38:51 PM  
Just look at all of the 'other activities' that can be had with a wedge ... NSFW
 
2004-12-27 12:41:18 PM  
Yea that was supposed to be the joke SerovaJoe.

*lame I know
 
2004-12-27 12:48:35 PM  
I saw this in a sex catalog for fifty bucks.
 
2004-12-27 01:04:57 PM  
I'd wedge it.
 
2004-12-27 01:27:11 PM  
*pop*


ssssssssssssssssssssssssss....
 
2004-12-27 02:14:46 PM  
Oh way to go, you just deflated that poor cat up there.
 
2004-12-27 02:18:45 PM  
[image from img90.exs.cx too old to be available]

Richard and his dog are amazed by it.

/got nothin'
 
2004-12-27 02:20:25 PM  
I thought a fitness wedge is what you get when your underwear rides up while you run.
 
2004-12-27 02:21:08 PM  
Am I the only one who would hit the chick in that image (on the original site, not the shebeast in the pic FalloutBoy posted)??

That chick could star in my next dirty movie =)
 
2004-12-27 02:21:33 PM  
Behold, the power of cheese! (tm)
 
2004-12-27 02:22:11 PM  
Finally, an affordable piece of fitness gear for me to hang my clothes to dry!
 
2004-12-27 02:26:08 PM  
WyattEarp

Thunderbird
 
2004-12-27 02:26:49 PM  
Two words.

The Liberator.
(NSFW)
 
2004-12-27 02:26:54 PM  
Does anyone else find it amusing that people spend hours in the gym when they could just get up 30 minutes earlier and walk to work? Or is it somehow better exercise because some sweaty bloke is encouraging you to flex your porcine flab?

/walks to work along the riverbank
 
2004-12-27 02:27:01 PM  
[image from img60.exs.cx too old to be available]
 
2004-12-27 02:27:47 PM  
[image from newscom.com too old to be available]
I'd eat it.
 
2004-12-27 02:27:53 PM  
The morbidly obese will have something to sleep on while attempting to do an exercise at least.
 
2004-12-27 02:29:26 PM  
When is somebody going to post a picture of that "guy" on the Gazelle Fitness thing?
 
2004-12-27 02:29:38 PM  
Go Packers!
 
2004-12-27 02:30:33 PM  
This will be perfect to support my back while I watch TV.
/Would it help if I was passively watching exercise videos?
 
2004-12-27 02:31:54 PM  
 
2004-12-27 02:32:08 PM  
Why these products seem like a good idea: They try to make exercise easy.

Why these products will never work: They try to make exercise easy.
 
2004-12-27 02:32:41 PM  
Falloutboy, you got a laugh outta me with that one. Just sayin'.
 
2004-12-27 02:32:54 PM  
[image from b-may.com too old to be available]

/behold the power of cheeseheads
 
2004-12-27 02:34:43 PM  
jpstout: Two words.

The Liberator.
(NSFW)


I heard about that on Opie and Anthony the other day. They interviewed the lady that made it. Funny as hell.
 
2004-12-27 02:35:10 PM  
Hexane
Funny bio...
 
2004-12-27 02:35:34 PM  
[image from images.auctionworks.com too old to be available]
 
2004-12-27 02:36:07 PM  
Ideal For... ...Traveling Executives...

Who the hell would travel with that thing?! It's enormous!
 
2004-12-27 02:36:16 PM  
limpbalzak: Up next: The Fitness Swing! (Not really safe for work, I suppose)

One of my GF's friends mentioned that last spring. One minor problem, she was about 300 lbs so it would need steel reenforcment. The thought of those scare me ever since.
 
2004-12-27 02:38:23 PM  
jpstout -- Did you see the Liberator with 'Romantic Restraint'?

Aw, how sweet. They make bondage games sound so... cuddly.
 
2004-12-27 02:38:57 PM  
The first thing that came to my mind was the whole porn-wedge thing.

I love their tag line: "21 exercises in 21 minutes for a FULL-BODY-WORKOUT!" Hrm, me and my lady like to try a position for a bit longer than a minute....
 
2004-12-27 02:39:05 PM  
[image from davem.com too old to be available]

/found somethin'
 
2004-12-27 02:42:17 PM  
NineInchLadder - Let's just say I am familiar with the product in question.
 
2004-12-27 02:43:01 PM  
way to go, illb, first clean joke in this thread
 
2004-12-27 02:43:27 PM  
Nice pic BatFang. Behold the power of pharmaceuticals.
 
2004-12-27 02:46:02 PM  
I try.
 
2004-12-27 02:46:20 PM  
iilb: props.
 
2004-12-27 02:46:41 PM  
Your mom goes to college.
 
2004-12-27 02:46:57 PM  
Another useless piece of junk that people are going to buy in the hopes that it will use itself and get them skinny. The only thing that's going to deflate is this useless cheese wedge when people realize 6 months later that they're just as fat as when they bought it, mostly because they stared at it, got hungry and then made themselves a cheese platter for seemingly no reason.
 
2004-12-27 02:48:46 PM  
statmanBBB:

LMAO
 
2004-12-27 02:49:10 PM  
SkArcher
Does anyone else find it amusing that people spend hours in the gym when they could just get up 30 minutes earlier and walk to work? Or is it somehow better exercise because some sweaty bloke is encouraging you to flex your porcine flab?

/walks to work along the riverbank


I bet you have a nice walk to work, but you have to remember that not everyone can walk to work. Plus, you burn a lot more calories working up a sweat in the gym and getting good aerobic exercise on the bike or treadmill than you do walking to work.
 
2004-12-27 02:49:31 PM  
monty & bender

Thanks.
 
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