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Paint drying is horribly dangerous. I mean, what about all those fumes? Now there's ice melting... good way to drown if you aren't careful. No, sir. I'll just be sitting right here not doing anything, thank you very much.
This is hilarious. There should be a place on this site for dull dates--what dull men would do on a date. Just really dull, stupid dates. Dinner-and-a-movie is number one, of course.
sun-staring: stare at the sun. wipe eyes. repeat. roll around in agony. repeat. request to be placed on organ donor list for new eyes. begin anew with fresh eyes.. etc...
